쉐도잉 연습: Academy Anecdotes (School Stories) - 영상으로 영어 말하기 배우기

Hey there, Frederick.

What you doing?

Oh, hello, brother of mine.

Why, I'm just studying for a math test tomorrow.

That's pretty neat, Frederick.

Braxton, brother.

Shouldn't you also be studying for the test?

Well, you see, Frederick, due to my high levels of apathy

and the stress of knowing that I'll never be good at math, I've decided to completely give up on even trying to do good on the test.

So, what are you gonna do instead?

Oh, I'm just gonna go watch some YouTube videos.

School sucks.

Especially math.

UGH.

When will I ever use geometry slash trigonometry slash calculus in the real world?

I think you're only saying that because you're bad at geometry slash trigonometry slash calculus.

Why is everyone so quick to hate on math?

Math is easy.

How many essays did you have to write for math class?

Oh, that's right.

E to the I pi plus one.

Which is zero.

One thing I would change about math class is I think it's dumb that you have to show your work.

Ugh, do you know how much harder it is to cheat when you have to show your work?

Dear Math, solve your own problems, tweeted MatPat.

I hate Matt, replied ProtaytoGamer.

Hey, that's not very nice of you, Protay.

All I did was tweet about math.

Maybe what you really hate is spelling.

Or maybe you really do hate MatPat.

Well, two can play at this game.

When will I ever need to know about the themes

and symbolisms in To Kill a Mockingbird when I go into the real world?

That's right, never!

You don't need to know anything to be in the real world.

Okay, I think we can all agree that a lot of what school teaches you isn't that important.

And there's definitely more important things schools could be teaching you, like taxes or how to pick a good president.

But I'm not the one who makes the curriculum, so why am I even talking about it?

Regardless of how broken your education system is, you should always stay in school, kids.

Right, Dave?

I was a good student in school, not counting college.

And look how I turned out.

I'm not using everything I learned in school almost every day!

Sure, you'll probably never need to know that much about Shakespeare's plays, but hey, now you know how to read old -timey, complicated books.

And no, you'll probably never have to find the area under a curve ever, but now you can say that you can.

And isn't that what life's all about?

So enough with this introduction, I'm going to be telling you all some of my school stories.

What do you mean Jaden already made a video on school stories?

Did she call them school stories?

I already stole from her like two videos ago.

Okay, just, I'll think of something.

So enough with this introduction, I'm going to be telling you all some of my...

Academy anecdotes.

So you know how guys can pee standing up?

It's amazing.

Ladies, if you've never peed standing up, then you're missing out.

But there are some rules that apply with having the super power.

Like don't go to a urinal right next to another guy, unless it's absolutely necessary.

Or if the urinals don't have a divider, then everyone can all agree to keep your eyes and mind straight.

These rules have been taught to us at a very young age.

By the time we were in elementary school, we were all pros at peeing, except for some of us when we were asleep, but that's not important.

So at this point in life, we all should have known what we were doing.

But there's this one kid who I guess no one ever taught him how to pee correctly.

This kid, I'm not going to say his race because it doesn't matter, but when he went to the bathroom, he would pull his pants and underwear all the way down to the ground.

Some of the ladies watching this might be thinking, Wait, is that not how guys pee?

Ladies, you'll just have to trust me on this, but that is the most wrong way a person can pee.

The first time I saw the kid doing this was when I was in the urinal right next to him.

PEE FASTER!

As us two bros were peeing, a third bro walked into the bathroom, saw this kid's bottom, and just went, Ooh, and walked out of the bathroom.

I wish I could have done the same.

How do you tell someone, hey man, when you pee like that, everyone can see your butt.

So just, here, let me show you how to do it.

I don't know what happened to that kid, but I think he would agree with me that math is easy.

He was Asian.

When I was little, I had a very weird sense of humor.

So in the fifth grade, there was this girl I'd known for a long time, We weren't strangers or anything

and one day I said to her you have two big blue zits right there And I pointed at her eyes.

I was talking about her eyes.

I called her eyes zits.

Get it?

She uh Immediately slapped me probably because the joke was

so awful And

that was the first time I ever got slapped by someone who wasn't a family member

and yes It was Priscilla the girl I sat next to in the cardboard boat video She claims

that the slap was an accident and that she was just trying to fake -slap me to scare me.

But I think she was really just self -conscious about her i -zits.

One time my sixth -grade teacher, who was the same height as all of us, threw a stapler across the room because we wouldn't stop talking.

Here's an anecdote about the first time I got detention, and it isn't that exciting.

I was in the seventh grade and our class was at a computer lab, and the kid sitting next to me, his race doesn't matter so I'm not gonna say it,

Asian, kept changing the computer wallpapers to cats, and he kept showing me.

To be fair, I thought what he was doing was hilarious.

Then I asked him, Can you change the background to Chuck Norris?

That just goes to show you how long ago this story took place.

He showed me what he did, I laughed, but then the teacher said, Who's changing the wallpapers?

She was able to see everyone's screens from her computer, and the kid said, Me and James were.

Dude!

Don't bring me into this!

You were the one changing the wallpapers!

I mean, I was involved a little, but don't drag me down with you.

100

We ended up getting detention, except my school didn't call it detention, they called it CARE, which I'm sure was an acronym for something.

101

If it wasn't an acronym, that would have been a weird thing to call detention.

102

Let's just say it stood for...

103

Kids are really extra.

104

The whole time I was in CARE, I kept thinking in my head, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, if they see you cry, you might as well move to China.

105

And that was the only time I got detention.

106

Except it wasn't called detention.

107

So I still have a clean record!

108

Alright, here's the last anecdote.

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This one happened when I was in the 11th grade.

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I was in an AP US History class, and I had it for a zero hour.

111

So that meant I was at the class before school even started, and I was way too tired to learn about presidents.

112

I was sitting in class, when all of a sudden I sneezed very loudly.

113

And it was an above -average sneeze.

114

Like one of those sneezes where you had to lean into it.

115

And after I sneezed, this kid near me said, Hey yo, Mr. Teacher, can we get some tissues?

116

This boy's got a bloody nose.

117

And I thought, oh shoot, I do?

118

Well, that sneeze was pretty violent, and I did pick my nose a few minutes ago.

119

And then the teacher looked right at me and said, oh yeah, you can just go to the bathroom.

120

So I got up, and as I was walking to the door, I felt my face and realized, wait a minute, I don't have a bloody nose.

121

I turned around, and there was a kid who actually did have a bloody nose walking towards me.

122

I'm not gonna say the race of the kid because it doesn't matter, Canadian, but I was in a pretty awkward situation.

123

So I punched myself until I actually did get a bloody nose.

124

Nah, I'm just kidding.

125

What I really did was I said out loud I have to go to the bathroom too and then I left.

126

I didn't really have to go to the bathroom I didn't want to see another exposed butt anyway, so I just waited outside awkwardly for a long time I got an A in

127

that class by the way if you were wondering I still don't use anything I learned in that class

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이 레슨의 어휘와 말하기 포인트

이 B1 수준 말하기 레슨은 영상 “Academy Anecdotes”을(를) 바탕으로 합니다. 가장 자주 반복되는 단어는 다음과 같습니다: kid, math, pee, detention, bathroom. 이 영상에는 섀도잉할 문장 127개와 단어 1558개가 있습니다. 말하는 구간의 길이는 7:13입니다. 화자는 분당 약 216단어로 빠르게 말하므로 연음과 약하게 발음되는 소리가 많습니다. 단어의 82%가 영어에서 가장 많이 쓰이는 3,000단어에 속합니다. 나머지는 연습 전에 미리 확인해 두세요. 전체 127문장 중 20문장이 질문이어서 의문문 억양과 짧은 대답을 연습하기에 좋습니다.

이 영상의 핵심 어휘

영상에서 가장 어려운 단어 15개를 발음, 뜻과 함께 정리했습니다.

단어	발음	뜻
mathematics 명사	/mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/	수학
detention 명사	/dɪˈtɛnʃn̩/	구류, 억류
sneeze 동사	/sniːz/	재채기하다
anecdote 명사	/ˈæn.ɪkˌdəʊt/	일화
wallpaper 명사	/ˈwɔːlˌpeɪpə/	벽지, 화면
acronym 명사	/ˈækɹənɪm/	두문자어, 약어
trigonometry 명사	/ˌtɹɪɡəˈnɒmətɹi/	삼각법
calculus 명사	/ˈkæl.kjə.ləs/	미적분, 미적분학
geometry 명사	/d͡ʒiˈɑ.mə.tɹi/	기하학
tweet 명사	/ˈtwiːt/	트윗, 트위트
butt 명사	/bʌt/	엉덩이
apathy 명사	/ˈæ.pə.θi/	무감동, 무관심
stapler 명사	/ˈsteɪplɚ/	호치키스, 스테이플러
symbolism 명사	/ˈsɪmbəˌlɪzəm/	상징주의
cardboard 명사	/ˈkɑɹdˌbɔɹd/	판지

영상에 나오는 구동사

단어	뜻
stand up 동사	일어서다
get up 동사	일어나다
miss out 동사	놓치다
turn around 동사	회전하다

따라 말해 볼 만한 문장

영상에 나오는 짧고 완결된 문장으로, 일상 대화에서 그대로 쓸 수 있습니다:

Why, I'm just studying for a math test tomorrow.
Shouldn't you also be studying for the test?
How many essays did you have to write for math class?
Don't bring me into this!
Teacher, can we get some tissues?

이 영상의 문법

화자가 가장 많이 쓰는 문형을 영상 속 실제 표현과 함께 정리했습니다.

문형	영상 속 표현
관계절 who / which + 절 — 사람이나 사물에 대한 추가 정보	one who makes · kid who I · someone who wasn
수동태 be + 과거분사 — 누가 하는지보다 무슨 일이 일어나는지에 초점	have been taught · was involved · wasn't called
현재완료 have/has + 과거분사 — 과거의 일이 지금도 관련이 있을 때	I've decided · have been taught
과거진행 was/were + -ing — 과거의 어느 시점에 진행 중이던 동작	were doing · were peeing · was talking

주의할 발음

화자는 don't, I'm, gonna 같은 축약형과 약화된 형태를 52번 사용합니다. 들리는 대로 짧게 발음하세요.

“th” 소리: mathematics /mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/, apathy /ˈæ.pə.θi/, seventh /ˈsɛvənθ/
“sh”와 “zh” 소리: detention /dɪˈtɛnʃn̩/, conscious /ˈkɑn.ʃəs/, tissue /ˈtɪʃ.(j)u/
긴 단어 — 강세 위치에 주의: mathematics /mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/, trigonometry /ˌtɹɪɡəˈnɒmətɹi/, geometry /d͡ʒiˈɑ.mə.tɹi/, symbolism /ˈsɪmbəˌlɪzəm/, curriculum /kəˈɹɪk.jə.ləm/

이 영상으로 연습하는 방법

먼저 말하지 않고 영상을 끝까지 듣고 모르는 단어를 적어 둡니다.
0.75배속으로 한 문장씩 섀도잉을 시작하고, 익숙해지면 보통 속도로 돌아갑니다.
자신의 목소리를 녹음해 원본과 비교하고, mathematics, detention, sneeze 같은 단어에 특히 주의합니다.

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