跟读练习: Academy Anecdotes (School Stories) - 通过视频学习英语口语

Hey there, Frederick.

What you doing?

Oh, hello, brother of mine.

Why, I'm just studying for a math test tomorrow.

That's pretty neat, Frederick.

Braxton, brother.

Shouldn't you also be studying for the test?

Well, you see, Frederick, due to my high levels of apathy

and the stress of knowing that I'll never be good at math, I've decided to completely give up on even trying to do good on the test.

So, what are you gonna do instead?

Oh, I'm just gonna go watch some YouTube videos.

School sucks.

Especially math.

UGH.

When will I ever use geometry slash trigonometry slash calculus in the real world?

I think you're only saying that because you're bad at geometry slash trigonometry slash calculus.

Why is everyone so quick to hate on math?

Math is easy.

How many essays did you have to write for math class?

Oh, that's right.

E to the I pi plus one.

Which is zero.

One thing I would change about math class is I think it's dumb that you have to show your work.

Ugh, do you know how much harder it is to cheat when you have to show your work?

Dear Math, solve your own problems, tweeted MatPat.

I hate Matt, replied ProtaytoGamer.

Hey, that's not very nice of you, Protay.

All I did was tweet about math.

Maybe what you really hate is spelling.

Or maybe you really do hate MatPat.

Well, two can play at this game.

When will I ever need to know about the themes

and symbolisms in To Kill a Mockingbird when I go into the real world?

That's right, never!

You don't need to know anything to be in the real world.

Okay, I think we can all agree that a lot of what school teaches you isn't that important.

And there's definitely more important things schools could be teaching you, like taxes or how to pick a good president.

But I'm not the one who makes the curriculum, so why am I even talking about it?

Regardless of how broken your education system is, you should always stay in school, kids.

Right, Dave?

I was a good student in school, not counting college.

And look how I turned out.

I'm not using everything I learned in school almost every day!

Sure, you'll probably never need to know that much about Shakespeare's plays, but hey, now you know how to read old -timey, complicated books.

And no, you'll probably never have to find the area under a curve ever, but now you can say that you can.

And isn't that what life's all about?

So enough with this introduction, I'm going to be telling you all some of my school stories.

What do you mean Jaden already made a video on school stories?

Did she call them school stories?

I already stole from her like two videos ago.

Okay, just, I'll think of something.

So enough with this introduction, I'm going to be telling you all some of my...

Academy anecdotes.

So you know how guys can pee standing up?

It's amazing.

Ladies, if you've never peed standing up, then you're missing out.

But there are some rules that apply with having the super power.

Like don't go to a urinal right next to another guy, unless it's absolutely necessary.

Or if the urinals don't have a divider, then everyone can all agree to keep your eyes and mind straight.

These rules have been taught to us at a very young age.

By the time we were in elementary school, we were all pros at peeing, except for some of us when we were asleep, but that's not important.

So at this point in life, we all should have known what we were doing.

But there's this one kid who I guess no one ever taught him how to pee correctly.

This kid, I'm not going to say his race because it doesn't matter, but when he went to the bathroom, he would pull his pants and underwear all the way down to the ground.

Some of the ladies watching this might be thinking, Wait, is that not how guys pee?

Ladies, you'll just have to trust me on this, but that is the most wrong way a person can pee.

The first time I saw the kid doing this was when I was in the urinal right next to him.

PEE FASTER!

As us two bros were peeing, a third bro walked into the bathroom, saw this kid's bottom, and just went, Ooh, and walked out of the bathroom.

I wish I could have done the same.

How do you tell someone, hey man, when you pee like that, everyone can see your butt.

So just, here, let me show you how to do it.

I don't know what happened to that kid, but I think he would agree with me that math is easy.

He was Asian.

When I was little, I had a very weird sense of humor.

So in the fifth grade, there was this girl I'd known for a long time, We weren't strangers or anything

and one day I said to her you have two big blue zits right there And I pointed at her eyes.

I was talking about her eyes.

I called her eyes zits.

Get it?

She uh Immediately slapped me probably because the joke was

so awful And

that was the first time I ever got slapped by someone who wasn't a family member

and yes It was Priscilla the girl I sat next to in the cardboard boat video She claims

that the slap was an accident and that she was just trying to fake -slap me to scare me.

But I think she was really just self -conscious about her i -zits.

One time my sixth -grade teacher, who was the same height as all of us, threw a stapler across the room because we wouldn't stop talking.

Here's an anecdote about the first time I got detention, and it isn't that exciting.

I was in the seventh grade and our class was at a computer lab, and the kid sitting next to me, his race doesn't matter so I'm not gonna say it,

Asian, kept changing the computer wallpapers to cats, and he kept showing me.

To be fair, I thought what he was doing was hilarious.

Then I asked him, Can you change the background to Chuck Norris?

That just goes to show you how long ago this story took place.

He showed me what he did, I laughed, but then the teacher said, Who's changing the wallpapers?

She was able to see everyone's screens from her computer, and the kid said, Me and James were.

Dude!

Don't bring me into this!

You were the one changing the wallpapers!

I mean, I was involved a little, but don't drag me down with you.

100

We ended up getting detention, except my school didn't call it detention, they called it CARE, which I'm sure was an acronym for something.

101

If it wasn't an acronym, that would have been a weird thing to call detention.

102

Let's just say it stood for...

103

Kids are really extra.

104

The whole time I was in CARE, I kept thinking in my head, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, if they see you cry, you might as well move to China.

105

And that was the only time I got detention.

106

Except it wasn't called detention.

107

So I still have a clean record!

108

Alright, here's the last anecdote.

109

This one happened when I was in the 11th grade.

110

I was in an AP US History class, and I had it for a zero hour.

111

So that meant I was at the class before school even started, and I was way too tired to learn about presidents.

112

I was sitting in class, when all of a sudden I sneezed very loudly.

113

And it was an above -average sneeze.

114

Like one of those sneezes where you had to lean into it.

115

And after I sneezed, this kid near me said, Hey yo, Mr. Teacher, can we get some tissues?

116

This boy's got a bloody nose.

117

And I thought, oh shoot, I do?

118

Well, that sneeze was pretty violent, and I did pick my nose a few minutes ago.

119

And then the teacher looked right at me and said, oh yeah, you can just go to the bathroom.

120

So I got up, and as I was walking to the door, I felt my face and realized, wait a minute, I don't have a bloody nose.

121

I turned around, and there was a kid who actually did have a bloody nose walking towards me.

122

I'm not gonna say the race of the kid because it doesn't matter, Canadian, but I was in a pretty awkward situation.

123

So I punched myself until I actually did get a bloody nose.

124

Nah, I'm just kidding.

125

What I really did was I said out loud I have to go to the bathroom too and then I left.

126

I didn't really have to go to the bathroom I didn't want to see another exposed butt anyway, so I just waited outside awkwardly for a long time I got an A in

127

that class by the way if you were wondering I still don't use anything I learned in that class

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本课的词汇与口语要点

这节 B1 级别的口语课以视频“Academy Anecdotes”为素材。视频中反复出现的词有：kid, math, pee, detention, bathroom。这段视频共有 127 个句子、1558 个单词可供跟读。讲话部分时长为 7:13。说话人语速较快，每分钟约 216 个词，会出现较多连读和弱读。 82% 的单词属于英语最常用的 3,000 词，其余的词建议在练习前先学一下。全部 127 个句子中有 20 个是问句，适合练习疑问语调和简短回答。

视频中的重点词汇

视频中最难的 15 个单词，附发音和释义：

单词	发音	释义
mathematics 名词	/mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/	數學 /数学, 算學 /算学
detention 名词	/dɪˈtɛnʃn̩/	拘留, 扣押
sneeze 动词	/sniːz/	打噴嚏 /打喷嚏
slap 名词	/slæp/	拍擊 /拍击, 耳光
anecdote 名词	/ˈæn.ɪkˌdəʊt/	逸事, 軼事 /轶事
wallpaper 名词	/ˈwɔːlˌpeɪpə/	壁紙 /壁纸, 牆紙 /墙纸
pee 名词	/ˈpiː/	小便, 尿泡
acronym 名词	/ˈækɹənɪm/	首字母縮略詞 /首字母缩略词, 縮寫 /缩写
trigonometry 名词	/ˌtɹɪɡəˈnɒmətɹi/	三角法, 三角學 /三角学
calculus 名词	/ˈkæl.kjə.ləs/	微積分學 /微积分学
geometry 名词	/d͡ʒiˈɑ.mə.tɹi/	幾何 /几何, 幾何學 /几何学
tweet 名词	/ˈtwiːt/	鳴叫 /鸣叫
butt 名词	/bʌt/	自身
apathy 名词	/ˈæ.pə.θi/	冷漠
excite 动词	/ɪkˈsaɪt/	激動 /激动

视频中出现的短语动词

单词	释义
stand up 动词	站起來 /站起来, 起來 /起来
end up 动词	到达
get up 动词	起床
miss out 动词	錯過 /错过, 放過 /放过
turn around 动词	轉身 /转身
turn out 动词	原來 /原来

值得反复跟读的句子

视频中简短而完整的句子，可以直接用在日常对话里：

Why, I'm just studying for a math test tomorrow.
Shouldn't you also be studying for the test?
How many essays did you have to write for math class?
Don't bring me into this!
Teacher, can we get some tissues?

视频中的语法

说话人最常用的结构，并附上视频中的原话：

结构	视频中的用法
定语从句 who / which + 从句 — 补充说明人或事物	one who makes · kid who I · someone who wasn
被动语态 be + 过去分词 — 强调发生了什么，而不是谁做的	have been taught · was involved · wasn't called
现在完成时 have/has + 过去分词 — 过去发生但与现在仍有关联的事	I've decided · have been taught
过去进行时 was/were + -ing — 过去某一时刻正在进行的动作	were doing · were peeing · was talking

需要注意的发音

说话人用了 52 次缩略和弱读形式，例如 don't, I'm, gonna。请按听到的简短形式来说。

“th” 音: mathematics /mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/, apathy /ˈæ.pə.θi/, seventh /ˈsɛvənθ/
“sh” 和 “zh” 音: detention /dɪˈtɛnʃn̩/, conscious /ˈkɑn.ʃəs/, tissue /ˈtɪʃ.(j)u/
长单词——注意重音位置: mathematics /mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/, trigonometry /ˌtɹɪɡəˈnɒmətɹi/, geometry /d͡ʒiˈɑ.mə.tɹi/, symbolism /ˈsɪmbəˌlɪzəm/, curriculum /kəˈɹɪk.jə.ləm/

如何用这段视频练习

先完整听一遍视频，不要开口，记下不认识的单词。
先用 0.75 倍速逐句跟读，熟练之后再回到正常速度。
录下自己的声音并与原声对比，特别注意 mathematics, detention, sneeze 这类单词。

什么是跟读法？

跟读法 (Shadowing) 是一种有科学依据的语言学习技巧，最初开发用于专业口译员的培训，并由多语言者Alexander Arguelles博士普及。这个方法简单而强大：您在听英语母语原声的同时立即大声重复——就像是一个延迟1-2秒紧跟说话者的影子。与被动听力或语法练习不同，跟读法强迫您的大脑和口腔肌肉同时处理并模仿真实的讲话模式。研究表明它能显着提高发音准确性，语调，节奏，连读，听力理解和口语流利度——使其成为雅思口语备考和真实英语交流最有效的方法之一。

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