Shadowing Practice: Hades Scams Poseidon - Learn English Speaking with Video

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Ha ha ha ha!
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Say, brother, did I ever tell you about when I invented the marine mammal?
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Yeah, Poseidon, about a zillion times.
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Anyway...
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Course, the first few drowned.
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You know, uh, mammals.
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Then it hit me!
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Blowhole!
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Ha ha!
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Look at him go!
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Here, you try it!
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Hold it in your teeth!
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Cute.
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No. Really.
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Ah, they can't help but be.
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I designed it that way.
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What can I say?
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You're a god.
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In fact, why are you stuck in this backwater water?
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You are obviously almighty material.
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Well, I'm mighty.
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There.
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A tidal wave just blew up Lemnos Beach.
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Splash!
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Nice.
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But I'm talking almighty like Zeus.
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He's got heavens and the earth.
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And you, you've got water and a big fork.
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Okay, I mean granted it's, you know, a lot of water and a really nice big fort, but you need, you need the people.
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Yeah, that's, that's where it's at bro, people praising and worshipping and offering offerings.
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Offerings?
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Hey.
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Things have been a little slow in that department.
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See?
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It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Bada-bing.
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We gotta get you a city-state.
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Like, I don't know, I see you with like a...
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Athens.
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If it were up to me, I would give you Athens.
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Oh, did I say Athens?
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Posadopolis.
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Posadopolis, how's that sound, huh?
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Nice, huh?
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Posadopolis?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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You know, of course it's not up to me.
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It never will be.
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Unless...
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Nah, nah, what?
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What?
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Unless what?
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It's Meshuggah, it's crazy talk.
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The river sticks as the official border of my domain.
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You see, if the river sticks, would to alter its course to say, you know, include Greece, that's crazy talk.
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Unless some aqua deity with the power to move rivers were to intervene, to make Greece part Underworld,
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then of course it would be my call, who gets Athens.
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Yeah, right.
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Wait a minute!
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I could do that!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you think I was serious?
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I can't give you Athens, the jewel of Greek city-states, never!
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Please!
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Please!
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Okay, Shake.
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Ooh, what a deal-maker you are, what a humbler, huh?
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And they say you're wet behind the ears, huh?

What’s the Story Here? A Godly Chat with Real-Life Vibes

The video shows a playful conversation between Hades and Poseidon, where Hades teases his brother about his "backwater" domain and suggests a scheme to get more worship. It’s a perfect example of casual, conversational English—full of jokes, exaggeration, and quick back-and-forth. Think of it like chatting with a friend who’s trying to convince you to join a silly plan: the tone is light, the words are informal, and the sentences flow naturally, just like real life.

5 Must-Memorize Chunks for Smooth Speaking

  • "a zillion times": A funny way to say "way too many times" (e.g., "My mom has told me to clean my room a zillion times!").
  • "backwater [place]": Describes a small, unimportant area (e.g., "I grew up in a backwater town with only one café").
  • "shooting fish in a barrel": Means something is super easy (e.g., "Beating him at chess is like shooting fish in a barrel—he never practices").
  • "bada-bing": A casual way to say "it’s that simple" (e.g., "Add some salt, stir, bada-bing—dinner’s ready").
  • "granted it's...": Used to admit a small truth before making a point (e.g., "Granted, the movie was long, but it was still good").

Your Shadowing Challenge: Sound Like a Native in 5 Minutes

Ready to try the shadowing technique? Here’s how: Play the video, pause after each 5-second clip, and repeat Hades’ lines immediately, copying his tone, speed, and even the way he laughs. Focus on "ha ha ha"—native speakers stress some laughs more than others! This is called shadowspeak—mimicking to train your mouth and ears. For extra practice, use a shadowing site to slow down the audio if needed. The goal? Make your voice sound so natural, Poseidon would think you’re a fellow god. Do this daily, and watch your English pronunciation and fluency skyrocket. You’ve got this—bada-bing!

What is the Shadowing Technique?

Shadowing is a science-backed language learning technique originally developed for professional interpreter training and popularized by polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. The method is simple but powerful: you listen to native English audio and immediately repeat it out loud — like a shadow following the speaker with just a 1–2 second delay. Unlike passive listening or grammar drills, shadowing forces your brain and mouth muscles to simultaneously process and reproduce real speech patterns. Research shows it significantly improves pronunciation accuracy, intonation, rhythm, connected speech, listening comprehension, and speaking fluency — making it one of the most effective methods for IELTS Speaking preparation and real-world English communication.

Shadowing technique: read the full step-by-step guide →