Prática de Shadowing: DPR Ian Reads Thirst Tweets - Aprenda a falar inglês com vídeo

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Bark bark like the folds in your body to create another hole.
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Christian You smells oh Like sex someone's gonna pounce on my dk.
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Someone's eating my a.
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Wolf wolf bch.
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G'day guys This is Christian You otherwise known as DPR Ian and I'm here with BuzzFeed and today, oh boy I'm going to be reading your first tweets.
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I'm gonna say I've never done this before I've seen it seen it everywhere
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and I've never wondered how I would react to this.
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I'm actually curious myself honestly So I'm going in.
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Goodness, already.
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I just be horny and love question you.
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I just be horny.
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I hope you calm down a little.
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Oh boy.
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I love you too.
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On to the next.
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If they get DPR Ian to read thirst tweets, I might have to delete my account.
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Well, this wasn't so bad, was it?
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I mean, I hope you don't delete your account.
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Goodness, are you horny too?
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No, I'm kidding.
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Jesus Christ.
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I cannot.
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Okay, so it's like this.
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This is so interesting.
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I've never actually sat down and read thirst tweets that are kind of like this.
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My goodness.
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Yeah, but please don't delete your account.
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DPR Ian could fold me like an origami and I would thank him for folding you like an origami.
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That sounds terrible.
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Goodness, I would hate to do that.
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That's almost like a contortionist, isn't it?
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But oh boy, I'm sure there's like a different meaning to this.
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It sounds almost a little sexual, doesn't it?
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Oh, it is.
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Okay, makes sense.
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All right.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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I'm so bad at this.
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It's very visual.
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Folding someone like an origami.
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That's doesn't sound too nice.
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Unless you're really flexible.
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Christian Yu posting that shirtless video is why I decided to pull my life together once again.
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I'm quite confused about this one.
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Does that mean I kind of slap some sense into you with
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that shirtless video is why I decided to put my life together once again?
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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Oh, it's a good thing.
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Okay.
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that they didn't like it
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so they were like i gotta get focused again i'm gonna
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get my life back together i was living under a rock i did not know christian new
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and dpr ian were the same person
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you know i don't blame you i like dpr ian for the music and christian new for his hot sexy
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Goofy awkward self goodness.
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I mean I am the same person, but I guess well on stage I'm you know DPR Ian people probably know me like that, but you know I am Christian you and I am pretty goofy Well,
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I'm so glad you think that and how do you feel now that it's the same person?
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Oh, man I'm this is this is crazy.
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I just I'm just don't know how to this is like the first time I'm reading any of these
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So this person just remembered Christian you is a Virgo man.
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You know what?
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I like astrology.
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It's quite accurate and Well, what does that mean?
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And two breaking heart emojis.
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What does a Vogo man mean?
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Oh, is that what it is?
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I break two hearts.
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Oh my goodness.
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Really?
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I hope I don't break anyone's heart.
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I've had my heart broken a few times.
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If that's what that means, it's pretty accurate.
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But I do only have one heart.
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Okay, this next one is a bit of a task.
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This message is to DPR Ian.
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Arf arf arf woof woof arf arf arf bark bark.
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That is all.
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#tweetCLO.
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I believe that was meant to simulate a wild animal noise.
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I just realised what this was.
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At some of our shows, sometimes people start barking.
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Is that kind of like hooting your horn at somebody?
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Okay, I love it.
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I love it.
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Geez.
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I love this.
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I just cannot.
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My goodness.
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I could just read this all day.
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I need to make DPR in my baby girl.
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Oh my goodness.
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I heard it all.
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People call me daddy, mommy, and now baby girl.
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Come here, pretty boy, and sit on my lap.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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I'll gladly oblige.
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If someone said that to me in real life, I don't know how I'd react.
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I think I'll say okay.
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I'll be right there.
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So thank you.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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I'll be on your lap pretty soon.
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Oh goodness.
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Call me old -fashioned, but I was raised to serve DPR Ian.
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You got me there.
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I clean the dishes and cooking food.
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I do whatever he says because he is my husband and he makes the rules around the house.
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He owns me.
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If he ever cheats on me, it's because I was lacking.
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I feel so bad all of a sudden.
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I don't know why.
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No. I don't.
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Don't ever feel bad.
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You're not lacking.
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I don't know why it feels so personal right now.
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Goodness, I can do the dishes.
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I could do the food.
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I'm a pretty good cook myself and no, you're definitely not lacking.
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And if I ever cheat, which I won't by the way, I'm not that type of person.
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It's because I screwed up.
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So I'm sorry.
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Goodness, I read a whole story.
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It feels like I'm in a movie right now.
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STFU, which is shut the f* up.
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No one talks to me.
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I saw sweat trickling down DPR Ian's abs.
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No, you did not.
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You did not see sweat trickling down anyone's abs.
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I'm not wriggling down my abs at all.
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Does DPR Ian /Christian Yu want another dog?
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Oh my goodness.
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I already know where this is gonna go.
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Because I can bark wolf wolf bitch, alright?
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Oh my god.
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This whole dog thing going whole animalistic and wild.
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I love it.
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It seems like you're untamed.
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You're definitely barking up the right tree.
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Okay, we need to talk about how much Riz DPR Ian has.
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Like, it's unbelievable.
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I'm so sorry.
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What is Riz?
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Charisma.
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Oh!
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What?
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People call it riz?
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I knew that.
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Can we edit that part out?
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No. Yeah, people call me a boomer.
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This is the most flattering tweet I think I've ever seen.
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Really?
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Someone thinks I have that much game?
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You think that about me?
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I'm a true introvert.
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So I've always had trouble even talking to someone that I had a feeling for.
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So I don't think I've ever talked game before actually.
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Which is why it's quite rather interesting.
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This has me thinking quite a lot.
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I know I shouldn't be so deep about these sweets, but I'm not sure if these are third sweets anymore.
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Riz, learn something new every day.
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I had a dream where Christian knew was my daddy.
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And sorry, what?
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He made me lick his boots.
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Then I woke up in a cold sweat.
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It sounds like a terrible nightmare if you ask me.
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And you just woke up from a nightmare.
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That's what usually happens when you wake up from a nightmare.
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start sweating or a fever dream.
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It sounds like a fever dream.
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I made you lick my boot.
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Okay.
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I don't think I would ever do that to anybody.
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That's enough to make anyone sick.
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But thank you.
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I would gladly be your daddy.
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You know in the beginning I thought daddy was actually like people calling me dad?
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And I was so baffled.
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But now I get it.
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These emoticons are getting me.
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What is that?
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Is that a tomato?
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No, it's a red face and it's sweating.
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Or star eyes.
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And then you have spank me daddy with an unusual crinkly face.
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That sounds like a whole experience.
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That sounds like me when I eat something spicy.
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I just - I cannot.
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With the whole daddy thing.
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I've heard spank from you before. Who hasn't?
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I love it, you know, but thank you.
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I'll gladly spank you.
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Oh my goodness.
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I can't believe I said that people think I'm actually like this No, I'm not like this.
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Am I blushing?
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Am I getting red?
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I think I'm feeling like I'm getting red.
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Deep here, Ian can choke and step on me It sounds like wearing MMA or something, you know, and then grab my hair until I go bald and I'll still Be thankful for it.
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If you're bold?
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I would never do that.
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That sounds terrifying.
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If someone grabbed my hair and then just ripped the...
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living hair out of me.
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I'll be absolutely petrified.
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Is this like legal?
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Like, I wouldn't know how to say all of this.
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I think I'll pass on this one, but hey, whatever rocks your world, I'm here for it.
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Next one.
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It sounds so innocent.
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Oh my god, until you read the...
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That's like a little bit of Jekyll and Heidi going on here.
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I would let DPR Ian rearrange your guts.
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Rearrange your guts.
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And you have the nice little star signs as if it's like something that a fairy would say.
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Oh boy, it's getting more and more violent as we go on, ladies and gentlemen.
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Rearrange your guts.
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Like how?
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How would you rearrange it?
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Why would you want to rearrange your guts?
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Wait, let me think.
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Really?
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So everyone knows this?
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You're internally having your guts rearranged.
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Why would you do that?
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Does that mean like I make you like sick to the stomach because of how, I guess, hot?
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Someone is?
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I'm a little confused on this one.
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I'm gonna look it up a little bit later.
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Hopefully it's...
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I shouldn't do that.
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It's kind of weird how everyone knows this.
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Christian Yu, choke me, marry me and kill me.
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All of the above now, is it?
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I feel like a murderer at this point.
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I feel like I'm being investigative for something.
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This is quite terrifying.
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First it's rearranged someone's guts and then now it's like I'm marrying you and killing you at the same time.
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I'll leave the killing part out, but okay.
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Oh, okay.
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This one's a little bit better.
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So apparently Christian Yu smells sexy.
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Do I smell sexy?
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I smell alright.
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Can you say it again?
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How it's written?
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Yes.
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So apparently Christian Yu smells...
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Oh!
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Like sex.
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Oh my goodness.
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Okay, wait.
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I...
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See, those are two totally different meanings.
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I'll still summon myself.
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I don't know.
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I don't think I...
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Not that I...
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I'll leave it up to here.
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On to the next.
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Christian knew he was literally having his breakfast and he turned me on.
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We can't be a couple because I might die from...
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orgasms without having him touching me like literally his visual can make me wet.
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Was it always like this?
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Was all the other thirst sweets like this?
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I'm just wondering.
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This is quite Graphic.
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Holy moly.
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Macaroni!
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This is insane!
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Oh boy, I feel like this is so illegal and I'm still rereading it.
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I might die just trying to get it.
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Orgas without having...
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Him touching me like Literally, his vision-- Thank you.
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I don't know what I was having for breakfast, but I'll think about that next time I have breakfast.
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Christian Yu, you owe my ovaries an apology.
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I'm sorry to your ovaries.
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I would like to...
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Apologize.
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I hope...
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I'll just stop here man.
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It's getting a little hot.
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It's getting pretty hot in here.
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Not sure if it's the studio lights, but it's getting pretty hot.
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Insane.
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Oh goodness.
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DPR Ian, more like DPR Eat Me Now.
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Oh boy, I know what that means.
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So I'm not going to reiterate this, I know what that means.
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I will give you 8 points for creativityness.
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That's a name I've never heard before.
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DPR eat me now.
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Okay.
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Later.
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Wait, no, not later.
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What are you talking about?
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Goodness, how many of these are there?
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Good morning, I just want to say that DPR Ian, rail me please sir.
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Rail you.
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Toot toot.
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On to the next.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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My lord, have mirthy.
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It says with a th.
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I don't know if that was deliberate, but it adds a lot to this right now.
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I don't care if I get knocked up.
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It'd be worth it.
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Let's make us a little dreamers family.
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I like how you said dreamers family.
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You're very inclusive of that.
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And you don't care if you get knocked up.
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I'm trying to remember what that means.
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That means you.. knocked up means getting pregnant.
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It'd be worth it.
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Oh dear.
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Hit it raw.
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So okay, it makes a lot of sense now.
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That means you you probably get a high percentage of getting pregnant.
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I get it.
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Why was that so hard to like?
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But thank you.
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Who is Christian Yu?
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And why do I want to...
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Pounce on his dick.
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Like pounce like a cat or something on my dick.
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Why do you want to do that?
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Pounce.
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Dear DPR Ian, as if this was meant to be like a nice letter.
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I want to eat your thick to say S.
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Sincerely, me.
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You wanna eat my thick ass?
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Oh boy, how do you know it's thick?
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You wanna eat my thick ass?
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What are you gonna eat it with?
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A spoon?
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Someone's gonna pounce on my dick, someone's gonna eat my ass.
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I'm getting destroyed here.
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Christian Yu, would you like to... Of course.
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"Dick me down, it's for science hun." Why would that be for science?
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Dicking someone down?
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Does that mean something?
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Am I missing something again?
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Usually people would say that when they're resorting to something and they're making an excuse for it.
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But this is pretty direct.
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I don't think you need to.. excuse yourself for the science.
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I think that makes it a little bit more confusing.
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Just say you want to dig me down.
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I'm over it now.
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I'm used to it now.
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I'm so numb.
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I'm getting my ass eaten.
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My dick pounced.
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If Deeper in needs a hole, he can use all three then I'll pull apart the folds of space to create New ones just for him.
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Whoa, let me just really breathe this one in.
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If Deeper Ian needs a hole, like a hole, he can use all three.
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All three, what do you mean by that?
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This sounds more like a science question.
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I put apart the folds of space to create new ones.
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What do you mean by three holes?
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Are you talking about the holes on our body?
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No, including the one on my bum.
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I think that's four.
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So you're a little wrong there.
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I got four holes about two here One there.
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No, one two three four five six.
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I've got six holes.
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What are you talking about?
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I'll pull apart the folds of space to create new ones
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like the folds in your body just to create another hole to create new ones Just for him.
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Oh on you.
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Oh wait, sorry.
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This is on me.
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Still we all have two nostrils two ear holes It's it still applies to you at the same time.
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Oh to create new ones.
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No, no, you're fine with the The three holes.
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No, no, please don't do that.
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That would be awkward.
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I would hate to see a hole on your thigh or something like that.
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Please.
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Three holes is plenty.
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It's beautiful.
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Oh my goodness.
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I don't know why is it so hard.
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Well, thank you.
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No need to do that, dear.
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Oh my gosh, and that was it?
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I cannot right now, this is insane!
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Man, this was crazy!
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Wow!
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- Yes, please.
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My hands are just like, I'm frozen in space right now.
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How do I feel?
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How does everyone else feel right now?
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I don't think it's valid for me right now.
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I don't know how to feel.
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I feel like I got destroyed some - well, somehow.
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I feel pretty weird.
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But I'm flattered.
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Thank you so much.
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You know what?
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It's like one of those, it's like if people had these thoughts, you know those thoughts running through your head and then it just happened to end up on tweet.
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That's kind of what it feels like right now.
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But it's good.
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It's good to know.
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You guys are very, uh, Creative, I'll give you that.
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It's kind of weird to promote something right now.
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Oh boy.
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I'm sorry.
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So those were my thirst sweets here at BuzzFeed.
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I am absolutely burning up right now.
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Make sure to listen to Dear Insanity.
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If that makes you horny too, then I am completely lost for words.
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Let's go.
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you

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