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Kevin you speak English?
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Kevin you speak English?
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Okay from the beginning of the show till now you haven't smiled even once.
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She forced you to come, didn't she?
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You didn't want to come.
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You're married?
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Yeah, what's your name?
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Marjana.
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Next time come by herself.
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She's so cool.
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Look how beautiful.
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She's smiling.
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She's laughing.
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How do you wake up next to Kevin?
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Every morning.
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Good morning, honey.
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Kevin, that was funny.
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Laugh, that was funny.
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It's comedy.
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We're joking.
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Kevin's like, I'm going to sue you after the show.
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I'll show you who the...
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I love you, Kevin.
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Ah, you're smiling now, you're smiling!
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Ah, look at you!
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After the show, let's hang out,
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me and you, we'll go to a strip club, okay?
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Marjan's like, no problem, just take him away.
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Brian, and you're married to an Iranian?
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No. No?
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You're here by yourself?
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No, I'm here by the way.
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You're here?
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Oh, you're dating an Iranian.
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Oh, okay, you don't need to be an asshole about it.
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No, nobody says, no, no,
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no, no, no. Your cheeks don't need to vibrate.
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No, no, no, no, no,
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no. You sound like a fun guy.
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You got a great attitude.
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I like that.
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What do you do?
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Psychologist.
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Psychologist?
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Oh, she needs you.
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You guys are made in heaven.
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I really hope it works out.
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And what do you do?
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I'm a genius.
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You're a genius.
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You definitely need a psychologist, honey.
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See, in the history of all geniuses in the world,
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they've never themselves said, I am genius.
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See, other people identify who is a genius.
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Brian what do you think huh she is a genius you you just trying to get laid
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but the thing is the truth is you don't introduce yourself as a genius I'm sure she's a genius yeah
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but socially even geniuses are genius enough to know
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that you don't say that I am genius because they're such geniuses
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that they know that shit is not okay to say see it's a genius thing to do not to say I'm genius.
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I don't know how to explain this.
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And what kind of genius?
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Like in what format you're a genius?
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Brian, don't help her.
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I'm working for Apple.
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You work for Apple.
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Okay.
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Okay, relax.
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We don't know what she's doing.
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What?
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Calm down.
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Maybe she's customers there.
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What can I do for you?
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Okay.
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Thank you for calling Apple.
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Oh, is that the phone?
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Okay, turn off your phone, turn it on.
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Oh, it didn't work?
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Let me give you to the engineer.
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Maybe that's the shit she does.
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Let me find out what she does for Apple.
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This guy came with sunglasses.
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Buddy, now you're in the theater.
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Huh?
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Prescription.
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Prescription?
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What kind of prescription they gave you that's for inside, but it's dark.
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So the vision gets better,
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but the color doesn't let you see.
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That's bullshit to the nth degree.
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Yeah.
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Prescription, buddy, prescription.
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What did you ask the doctor?
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I asked you to look cool.
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They prescribed the coolness for me.
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The point is you're stylish, that's all that matters.
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Yeah.
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You see better with it or without it?
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With it, a shtick up a liar's ass.
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Do I want to see the doctor prescribe it to you, not for me?
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Nice start to the show.
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Okay, that was not a question,
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that was a word that you just said.
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Huh?
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She doesn't know about the doodoo tada.
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Where's she from?
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What's your name, Harley?
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I'm from South Africa.
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South Africa.
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Oh, you're beautiful.
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What are you doing with this asshole?
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Are you dating him?
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He's on the second date.
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Second date.
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Wow.
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Natasha, I want you to know something.
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Yeah?
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He's bad news.
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I'm not just saying it.
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This show, I promise you this,
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this show, all of these seats,
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maybe minus the very top couple of rows,
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was sold out over a month ago.
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Yeah, I'm not kidding.
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So he bought two tickets.
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The seat belonged to someone else and he messed it up.
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And listen, don't interrupt my show.
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Don't interrupt my show player because this is gonna be your last date tonight Oh,
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and I'm gonna explain what doodletail is and Natasha is gonna be my date tonight
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Natasha I'm gonna fly you with Emirates airline back in Los Angeles
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This guy grew up thinking he's got a golden dick And on a second date He wanted me to say oh,
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he's going good and dick please Please let them have a lucky night.
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I Shouldn't I'm not an asshole.
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I wouldn't do that.
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I wouldn't do that.
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I wouldn't do that.
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I wouldn't do that We will meet tomorrow Natasha Hold on hold on hold on hold on this seat is not available
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Okay, right there is fine.
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You're adorable.
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So wait a minute, I asked if anybody's sitting here and you said no. No,
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no, so I lost my father last year.
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Whenever I go home.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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First of all, much blessing to your father.
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And what's your name?
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Ritika.
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Ritika?
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Ritika, where are you from?
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India.
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Indian, okay, wonderful to meet you.
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I believe also when they say when somebody passes away,
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they're always with you.
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Yeah?
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And I'm Iranian.
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And I lost my father in 2015.
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And I would never do that.
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You know why?
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Because if I did that,
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my father's soul would be so unhappy.
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I'm telling you.
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My father would be like,
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Max, I mean, why are you wasting money?
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I am in heaven, having a great time.
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What did I teach you?
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You go up to be an idiot,
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you buy seeds for me?
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Stupid, I am in heaven having a good time.
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I don't even want to hang out with you.
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Finally I died to be away from you guys.
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Are you forcing me from heaven to come watch this bullshit?
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Hold on one second, hold on.
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Did you hear that?
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I just heard your father laugh.
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He goes, what a funny guy.
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I don't care, I like to come sit next to my daughter and watch your show Max Emile.
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To the heavens.
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Juna!
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Yeah!
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Wow!
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So what's the relationships?
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Yeah, you two together, yeah?
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Where are you from?
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Goa.
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Russia.
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Russian?
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Like he's already saying, bro,
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bring it, I fuck you up.
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I will destroy you from here to Russia,
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mother bitch, bring yourself to me, eh?
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Come to daddy.
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Nice.
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What do you do in London?
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I kill people.
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I walk around.
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I don't like you, I kill you.
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I don't care.
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Don't like the way you look?
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Fuck you!
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I'm Alex, the assassin.
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What is it?
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You're a teacher?
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Nice, dude.
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What do you teach?
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How to kill people.
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Anybody here just came from Iran,
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like moved here to UK recently from Iran?
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Yes, how long?
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Okay, six weeks?
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You moved here for a good six weeks ago?
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I don't know.
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And your English is good.
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You came here to see the show.
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Yeah?
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It's okay?
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You understand?
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Yeah.
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That's wonderful, buddy.
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Do you really understand?
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Okay.
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Because I said, do you understand?
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And then you pause and you Google, what is understand?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Please give it up for Ms. Ali Zahle in the house,
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the Taekwondo champion of Iran.
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Thank you.
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This is amazing.
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I didn't know you were this tall.
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My God, of course you're a champion.
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You're just like, okay.
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Before the person gets into the mat,
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you already knock them out.
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Ali, carry me.
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Send me a message.
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A very sweet message.
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He's one of the best soccer players that came out of the Middle East.
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And on top of that,
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he became one of the biggest advocates of Iran.
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And he's an incredible person that stands up for humanity.
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He's got a huge heart.
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Anyway, he messaged me and he said, Kimia, she's in London.
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And I was so flattered that you're going to come to the show.
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I was about to roast you,
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but then I realized you're the most dangerous person in the audience to roast.
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Kimia, she's world champion over here, you know?
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It's amazing.
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Unbelievable.
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That's awesome.
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And the guy next to you, coach, you coach her.
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Kimia, you're so talented.
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If this is the guy who coached you and you won,
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shit, man, you're natural talent.
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You let this guy teach you?
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Dude, go to the gym at least.
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What kind of Taekwondo coach wears glasses?
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Sorry, I kicked your ass.
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One second.
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Buddy?
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Stand up, everybody.
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Meet the coach.
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Stand up, everybody.
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After the show, I kick your ass.
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Thank you.
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So you're also a martial artist.
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Yeah, you're also a taekwondo champion.
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Awesome, buddy.
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Thank you.
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This is this is pride and joy for us.
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Yeah This is like when you say tell us something special about Iran right here.
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She's here
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I had people from Moldovia yesterday people from Croatia It was really fun and tonight seems like a nice mix as well.
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Yeah, you didn't play.
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Where are you from?
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I'm from London.
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You're from London.
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Nobody's from London.
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Why are you acting like this?
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No, you're not.
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Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?
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Go to the airport, let me see where you're from.
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Go to the airport, they're like,
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who the hell are you?
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You think these white people look at you and they go,
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she's one of us.
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No. Instead, It's true.
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Instead, they whisper to each other,
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you see that girl, she's different color.
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I'm like, oh, you're one of those.
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Okay, hi, hey, cheers.
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You don't want to tell me your ethnicity?
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I'm from Bangladesh.
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Bangladesh.
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Yes, that's where you're from.
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You're from Bangladesh.
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Bangladesh is a beautiful country.
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Everybody should be so proud of where they're from, their ancestors, their parents.
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That's when you realize you have identity.
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Yeah?
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If you don't own it and own it and you don't learn about it,
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my parents are from Bangladesh.
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That means you don't know shit about Bangladesh.
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It's a fascinating country, yeah?
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Where are you from?
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None of your goddamn business.
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I am American.
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This comedy is writing itself.
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How do you kind of grew up here?
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Anybody?
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Yeah?
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How old are you?
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75. You're 75.
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Wow, congratulations.
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You look beautiful.
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Yeah.
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And how many years have you been in the UK?
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I came when I was 9.
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This is incredible.
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Wow.
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What's your name?
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Fereste.
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Fereste.
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You kept it?
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Mom, you're so cool.
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She can't see you.
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Do you mind just coming closer?
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Because she's visually impaired.
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She even has her binoculars.
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And she can't see any of your face.
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She said she cannot see.
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She's asking me to go closer.
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Because she brought binoculars.
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Mom, this is a comedy show.
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I know she told you she's taking to a show of a guy called Doodletella.
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And you think if I get closer to you,
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you will see some gold.
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But to be honest, I'm fully clothed right now.
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And the closer I get,
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the worse it's gonna look.
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I'd rather you just imagine me as the doodletala and not have to see anything more.
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What made you leave from Iran and come to the UK?
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My parents were very forward thinking and they didn't have boys.
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So me and my sister came over to England to be educated.
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I'm very happy you're here and because you can't see me,
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I'll come to you.
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66 years in the UK,
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both of them smell like onion.
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You guys had some poopy before the show?
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Just kidding.
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You smell amazing.
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I love you so much.
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Thank you for being here.
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We learned so much tonight.
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I gotta do this fast.
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I'm taking the time and the second show's coming.
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Huh?
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Up here do what?
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You wanna kiss?
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She thinks it's free.
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No, honey.
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You pay VIP, you get cheese.
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Colin, that's a beautiful part of the Middle East.
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Algeria.
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Wow.
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Nice to see you.
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I've never had anyone ever in 22 years of doing comedy at my show from Algeria.
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I am so impressed you're here.
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I'm so happy, Habibti, you showed up because Algerians are busy doing terrorist shit all the time.
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Please don't blow up the building, okay?
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I love you.
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I'm totally kidding.
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We're all terrorists.
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In what...
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Let me see.
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Fridge.
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I can't, I can't fucking read.
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Dude, open the goddamn door so I can read it.
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I do.
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I sell fridges.
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Okay, show it to everybody.
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So you were prepared for this shit?
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I got you four years ago?
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How?
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What do you really do?
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What's your thing?
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You work it?
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Selfridges, London.
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Self what?
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Selfridges.
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Selfridges?
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I don't understand you.
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Selfridges.
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This accent is crazy.
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It was nice talking to you.
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Selfridges, thanks for the announcement.
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You sell perfume?
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I mean, you got a very edgy look the last thing I thought,
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you being in the mall, smells amazing.
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Who's going to like the smell of this mall, Sam?
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You're so freaking sensitive.
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You're such a wuss.
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Four years later, you buy front row tickets.
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Buy a T-shirt.
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You say, I said, Fidget.
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You are the epitome of a doodletella.
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