跟读练习: Sexy Police? | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy - 通过视频学习英语口语
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Ottawa police.
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Are you from Bangladesh?
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India.
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You're from India.
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Wait your turn.
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India normally doesn't act like that.
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You're an Indian lady who's a police officer?
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Yes.
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We all are.
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Three of us.
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We all are?
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Can you please stand up?
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Wow.
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You meet your police officer in a porn scene, you show up with a uniform, and you go, you're under arrest,
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and then you pull out the handcuff, you want to be handcuffed, and the guy goes, yes, oh my God.
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You're so beautiful.
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What kind of police officers?
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I swear to God, I'm going to be speeding tonight after the show.
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I'm going to be driving out of this theater like a maniac, you better be ready.
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If you heard tires screeching, It's me!
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There's heavy lights in my eyes, so explain to me.
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One Indian.
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One Caucasian.
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One Caucasian?
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What a phenomenal race is that.
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What about the next person? From what country?
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El Salvador.
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El Salvador.
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Avocado.
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Oh, hold on.
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Very important question.
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You're single.
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Oh my God.
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I'm moving to Ottawa and I'm going to be living in jail.
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I want to know what is the most interesting arrest or crazy person you came across?
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A story of some wild shit that happened while you were working.
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area to eat my dinner.
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Middle of the night at 3 a .m there's a car completely misted over humidified windows.
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I go to knock.
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I figure I'm interrupting my first date.
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They open the door.
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It's two women, one men,
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and one man in their late 60s all naked. And you join them.
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the story has to end like that now if the same story has happened to the Indian cop
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she would approach it completely different she would look in the
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window don't worry about it keep fucking what was the thing you guys were wearing on your head.
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Oh my God, that's your birthday.
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So he's wearing a hat with candles sticking out and you're wearing a lit penis?
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Happy birthday, my brother.
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That's the gayest hat I've ever seen.
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How old are you?
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Colombia.
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Nice.
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He's the same age as Colombia.
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You and the Korean become friends.
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You have such a fun spirit, man.
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You do drugs?
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What's your name, wife?
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Carla?
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Where are you from?
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Also from Colombia.
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Take him to the English class.
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He speaks French, well, the show's in English.
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How do you say happy birthday in French?
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If I said it badly, because he's from Montreal, they have a shit accent.
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Gracias for reading it.
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It's ridiculous, don't do it again.
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Oh my god!
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I love the energy!
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No way!
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You were making trouble outside!
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Oh shit!
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That's wonderful!
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And have you been living in Canada for how long?
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Only four months! months!
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So you're here brand new!
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How did you get a visa?
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Visa for Jordan, give me visa!
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Good for you!
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You're brand new in Canada.
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It's not easy when you immigrate.
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In the beginning it's very difficult and you're here to laugh and enjoy yourself.
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So we love you and we wish you the best in Canada.
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You came to an amazing country, one of the best countries in the world and your life is It's gonna be incredible moving forward.
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Next year you won't come to my show because you have so many friends and shit.
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And you should be loyal and still come back, okay?
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Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
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Did you find a job already?
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If you don't have a job, it's okay.
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This is Canada.
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The government pays people for nothing.
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She's very smart.
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That's how you got here.
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The daughter brought you here.
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Okay, where's the husband?
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Okay, the husband is at home your husband must be really
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happy tonight I will take care of the house leave me
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alone for two hours take this energy outside make trouble outside everyone else Africans I did one big dick joke
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and went viral in Africa all the African music that's true right it was about a guy in Congo that was you
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you're the guy
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that I picked on now you can follow me in every
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show I thought my African audience has grown it's the same guy This comedian,
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very nice, he said, I got big dick, I go everywhere.
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Good for you, man!
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How's your dick?
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I mean, how are you feeling?
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Every morning, he plays that video for his wife.
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Honey, look.
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Look at his wife, she's holding, she's covering his face.
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Tell me, it's not true, is it?
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How tall are you?
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I'm 6 '6".
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6 '6"?
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Oh, 6 '6"?
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That's like three Persians on top of each other.
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You play sports?
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I play hockey.
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Hockey?
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6 '6"?
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Did your stick touch the ground?
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What do you do now?
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I work for the government.
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What do you do for the government?
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I work.
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What do you do for the government?
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I work.
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Immigration?
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So buddy, you're not here for the show.
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You're on an assignment.
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Would you stand up and everybody see you?
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My God, girl.
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Can I ask you a favor?
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Please kick my ass.
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Okay, thank you for the suggestion.
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This is a professional bodybuilder.
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I'm going to be working for her.
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Hire me.
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I'll be your personal comedian.
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Between every set, I'll tell you a joke, okay?
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And then when you go for competition, I start roasting every other girl.
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Ha ha, look at the nipples.
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One is looking right, one is looking left.
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I'll distract all of the judges.
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Who are you here with?
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That's your dude? dude, man, he needs to eat.
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How do you hang out with this guy?
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You go around, anything happens, they're like, oh, what did you say?
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Hold on, I'm going to fuck you up, man.
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Girlfriend.
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See what they're saying.
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What the fuck are you doing, sir?
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And he pretends I don't exist.
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you just got up from another seat and you came and took this seat what are we playing musical chair
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as if I'm in the middle of my act excuse me you're creating content for me
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can I ask you a huge favor take your content, shove it up your ass.
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He likes that.
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Okay, don't shove it up your ass.
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He's like, I'm going to keep creating content.
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Can it be a very big content?
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Close the leg.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Things gotta breathe.
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huh thank you doctor can i ask you a favor if the situation couldn't breathe please give it mouth to mouth
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and specifically i'm referring to him he closed his legs immediately
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本课的词汇与口语要点
这节 B2 级别的口语课以视频“Sexy Police?”为素材。 这段视频共有 163 个句子、1096 个单词可供跟读。 讲话部分时长为 10:26。 说话人语速较慢,每分钟约 105 个词,你有足够的时间模仿每一个音。 88% 的单词属于英语最常用的 3,000 词,词汇容易理解。 全部 163 个句子中有 42 个是问句,适合练习疑问语调和简短回答。
视频中的重点词汇
视频中最难的 15 个单词,附发音和释义:
| 单词 | 发音 | 释义 |
|---|---|---|
| visa 名词 | /ˈviːzə/ | 簽證 /签证 |
| shave 动词 | /ˈʃeɪ̯v/ | 刮, 剃 |
| comedian 名词 | /kəˈmiː.di.ən/ | 喜劇演員 /喜剧演员 |
| avocado 名词 | /ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/ | 鱷梨 /鳄梨, 酪梨 |
| bodybuilder 名词 | /ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/ | 健美運動人員 /健美运动人员 |
| immigrate 动词 | /ˈɪmɪɡɹeɪt/ | 移民, 移居 |
| maniac 名词 | /ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/ | 瘋子 /疯子, 狂人 |
| nipple 名词 | /ˈnɪp.əl/ | 乳頭 /乳头, 奶頭 /奶头 |
| screech 动词 | /skɹiːt͡ʃ/ | 尖叫 |
| interrupt 动词 | /ˌɪntəˈɹʌpt/ | 打斷 /打断, 插嘴 |
| mist 名词 | /mɪst/ | 薄霧 /薄雾 |
| distract 动词 | /dɪˈstɹækt/ | 分心 |
| sweetheart 名词 | /ˈswiːtˌhɑːt/ | 阿娜達 /阿娜达, 阿娜达 |
| phenomenal 形容词 | /fɪˈnɒmɪnəl/ | 現象級 /现象级, 非凡的 |
| roast 动词 | /ɹoʊst/ | 燒 /烧, 烤 |
视频中出现的短语动词
| 单词 | 释义 |
|---|---|
| stand up 动词 | 站起來 /站起来, 起來 /起来 |
| come back 动词 | 回來 /回来, 返回 |
| stick out 动词 | 突出, 凸出 |
值得反复跟读的句子
视频中简短而完整的句子,可以直接用在日常对话里:
- Can you please stand up?
- What's your name, wife?
- How did you get a visa?
- Did you find a job already?
- Tell me, it's not true, is it?
需要注意的发音
说话人用了 41 次缩略和弱读形式,例如 you're, I'm, don't。请按听到的简短形式来说。
- 长单词——注意重音位置: comedian /kəˈmiː.di.ən/, avocado /ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/, bodybuilder /ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/, humidify /hjuːˈmɪdɪfaɪ/, phenomenal /fɪˈnɒmɪnəl/
中文母语者容易读错的音:
- /v/ — 不要读成 /w/,上齿轻触下唇: visa /ˈviːzə/, shave /ˈʃeɪ̯v/, avocado /ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/, viral /ˈvaɪɹəl/
- 词尾辅音 — 要读清楚,后面不要加元音: handcuff /ˈhændˌkʌf/, shave /ˈʃeɪ̯v/, gracias /ˈɡɹɑ.si.əs/, immigrate /ˈɪmɪɡɹeɪt/, maniac /ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/
- /r/ 和 /l/ 的区别: bodybuilder /ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/, viral /ˈvaɪɹəl/
如何用这段视频练习
- 先完整听一遍视频,不要开口,记下不认识的单词。
- 用正常速度逐句跟读,每句重复到你的节奏与说话人一致为止。
- 录下自己的声音并与原声对比,特别注意 visa, shave, comedian 这类单词。
什么是跟读法?
跟读法 (Shadowing) 是一种有科学依据的语言学习技巧,最初开发用于专业口译员的培训,并由多语言者Alexander Arguelles博士普及。这个方法简单而强大:您在听英语母语原声的同时立即大声重复——就像是一个延迟1-2秒紧跟说话者的影子。与被动听力或语法练习不同,跟读法强迫您的大脑和口腔肌肉同时处理并模仿真实的讲话模式。研究表明它能显着提高发音准确性,语调,节奏,连读,听力理解和口语流利度——使其成为雅思口语备考和真实英语交流最有效的方法之一。






























