Shadowing Practice: Sexy Police? | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy - Learn English Speaking with Video
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Ottawa police.
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Are you from Bangladesh?
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India.
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You're from India.
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Wait your turn.
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India normally doesn't act like that.
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You're an Indian lady who's a police officer?
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Yes.
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We all are.
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Three of us.
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We all are?
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Can you please stand up?
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Wow.
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You meet your police officer in a porn scene, you show up with a uniform, and you go, you're under arrest,
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and then you pull out the handcuff, you want to be handcuffed, and the guy goes, yes, oh my God.
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You're so beautiful.
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What kind of police officers?
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I swear to God, I'm going to be speeding tonight after the show.
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I'm going to be driving out of this theater like a maniac, you better be ready.
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If you heard tires screeching, It's me!
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There's heavy lights in my eyes, so explain to me.
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One Indian.
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One Caucasian.
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One Caucasian?
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What a phenomenal race is that.
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What about the next person? From what country?
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El Salvador.
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El Salvador.
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Avocado.
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Oh, hold on.
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Very important question.
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You're single.
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Oh my God.
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I'm moving to Ottawa and I'm going to be living in jail.
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I want to know what is the most interesting arrest or crazy person you came across?
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A story of some wild shit that happened while you were working.
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area to eat my dinner.
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Middle of the night at 3 a .m there's a car completely misted over humidified windows.
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I go to knock.
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I figure I'm interrupting my first date.
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They open the door.
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It's two women, one men,
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and one man in their late 60s all naked. And you join them.
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the story has to end like that now if the same story has happened to the Indian cop
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she would approach it completely different she would look in the
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window don't worry about it keep fucking what was the thing you guys were wearing on your head.
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Oh my God, that's your birthday.
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So he's wearing a hat with candles sticking out and you're wearing a lit penis?
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Happy birthday, my brother.
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That's the gayest hat I've ever seen.
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How old are you?
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Colombia.
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Nice.
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He's the same age as Colombia.
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You and the Korean become friends.
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You have such a fun spirit, man.
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You do drugs?
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What's your name, wife?
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Carla?
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Where are you from?
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Also from Colombia.
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Take him to the English class.
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He speaks French, well, the show's in English.
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How do you say happy birthday in French?
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If I said it badly, because he's from Montreal, they have a shit accent.
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Gracias for reading it.
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It's ridiculous, don't do it again.
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Oh my god!
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I love the energy!
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No way!
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You were making trouble outside!
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Oh shit!
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That's wonderful!
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And have you been living in Canada for how long?
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Only four months! months!
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So you're here brand new!
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How did you get a visa?
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Visa for Jordan, give me visa!
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Good for you!
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You're brand new in Canada.
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It's not easy when you immigrate.
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In the beginning it's very difficult and you're here to laugh and enjoy yourself.
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So we love you and we wish you the best in Canada.
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You came to an amazing country, one of the best countries in the world and your life is It's gonna be incredible moving forward.
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Next year you won't come to my show because you have so many friends and shit.
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And you should be loyal and still come back, okay?
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Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
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Did you find a job already?
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If you don't have a job, it's okay.
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This is Canada.
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The government pays people for nothing.
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She's very smart.
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That's how you got here.
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The daughter brought you here.
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Okay, where's the husband?
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Okay, the husband is at home your husband must be really
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happy tonight I will take care of the house leave me
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alone for two hours take this energy outside make trouble outside everyone else Africans I did one big dick joke
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and went viral in Africa all the African music that's true right it was about a guy in Congo that was you
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you're the guy
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that I picked on now you can follow me in every
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show I thought my African audience has grown it's the same guy This comedian,
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very nice, he said, I got big dick, I go everywhere.
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Good for you, man!
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How's your dick?
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I mean, how are you feeling?
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Every morning, he plays that video for his wife.
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Honey, look.
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Look at his wife, she's holding, she's covering his face.
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Tell me, it's not true, is it?
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How tall are you?
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I'm 6 '6".
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6 '6"?
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Oh, 6 '6"?
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That's like three Persians on top of each other.
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You play sports?
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I play hockey.
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Hockey?
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6 '6"?
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Did your stick touch the ground?
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What do you do now?
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I work for the government.
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What do you do for the government?
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I work.
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What do you do for the government?
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I work.
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Immigration?
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So buddy, you're not here for the show.
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You're on an assignment.
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Would you stand up and everybody see you?
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My God, girl.
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Can I ask you a favor?
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Please kick my ass.
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Okay, thank you for the suggestion.
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This is a professional bodybuilder.
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I'm going to be working for her.
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Hire me.
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I'll be your personal comedian.
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Between every set, I'll tell you a joke, okay?
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And then when you go for competition, I start roasting every other girl.
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Ha ha, look at the nipples.
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One is looking right, one is looking left.
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I'll distract all of the judges.
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Who are you here with?
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That's your dude? dude, man, he needs to eat.
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How do you hang out with this guy?
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You go around, anything happens, they're like, oh, what did you say?
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Hold on, I'm going to fuck you up, man.
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Girlfriend.
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See what they're saying.
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What the fuck are you doing, sir?
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And he pretends I don't exist.
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you just got up from another seat and you came and took this seat what are we playing musical chair
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as if I'm in the middle of my act excuse me you're creating content for me
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can I ask you a huge favor take your content, shove it up your ass.
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He likes that.
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Okay, don't shove it up your ass.
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He's like, I'm going to keep creating content.
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Can it be a very big content?
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Close the leg.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Things gotta breathe.
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huh thank you doctor can i ask you a favor if the situation couldn't breathe please give it mouth to mouth
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and specifically i'm referring to him he closed his legs immediately
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Woordenschat en spreektips bij deze les
Deze spreekles op niveau B2 is gebaseerd op de video “Sexy Police?”. Deze video bevat 163 zinnen en 1096 woorden om na te spreken. Het gesproken deel duurt 10:26. De spreker praat langzaam, ongeveer 105 woorden per minuut, zodat je tijd hebt om elke klank na te doen. 88% van de woorden hoort bij de 3.000 meest gebruikte Engelse woorden, dus de woordenschat is goed te volgen. 42 van de 163 zinnen zijn vragen, dus het is goede oefening voor vraagintonatie en korte antwoorden.
Belangrijke woorden in deze video
De 15 moeilijkste woorden uit de video, met uitspraak en betekenis:
| Woord | Uitspraak | Betekenis |
|---|---|---|
| visa zelfstandig naamwoord | /ˈviːzə/ | visum |
| handcuff werkwoord | /ˈhændˌkʌf/ | in de boeien slaan, handboeien omdoen |
| shave werkwoord | /ˈʃeɪ̯v/ | scheren, zich scheren |
| comedian zelfstandig naamwoord | /kəˈmiː.di.ən/ | komiek, komediant |
| avocado zelfstandig naamwoord | /ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/ | avocado |
| bodybuilder zelfstandig naamwoord | /ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/ | bodybuilder, lichaamsbouwer |
| immigrate werkwoord | /ˈɪmɪɡɹeɪt/ | immigreren |
| maniac zelfstandig naamwoord | /ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/ | maniak, waanzinnige |
| nipple zelfstandig naamwoord | /ˈnɪp.əl/ | tepel |
| interrupt werkwoord | /ˌɪntəˈɹʌpt/ | afbreken, onderbreken |
| mist zelfstandig naamwoord | /mɪst/ | mist, nevel |
| distract werkwoord | /dɪˈstɹækt/ | afleiden |
| roast werkwoord | /ɹoʊst/ | roosteren, grillen |
| candle zelfstandig naamwoord | /ˈkæn.dəl/ | kaars |
| tire werkwoord | /ˈtaɪ̯ɚ/ | vermoeien |
Phrasal verbs die je zult horen
| Woord | Betekenis |
|---|---|
| stand up werkwoord | opstaan |
| come across werkwoord | overkomen |
| come back werkwoord | terugkomen |
Zinnen om te herhalen
Korte, volledige zinnen uit de video die je in alledaagse gesprekken kunt gebruiken:
- Can you please stand up?
- What's your name, wife?
- How did you get a visa?
- Did you find a job already?
- Tell me, it's not true, is it?
Uitspraak om op te letten
De spreker gebruikt 41 samentrekkingen en verkorte vormen, zoals you're, I'm, don't. Spreek ze kort uit, zoals je ze hoort.
- Lange woorden — let op de klemtoon: comedian /kəˈmiː.di.ən/, avocado /ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/, bodybuilder /ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/, humidify /hjuːˈmɪdɪfaɪ/, phenomenal /fɪˈnɒmɪnəl/
Klanken die Nederlandstaligen lastig vinden:
- /æ/ — opener dan de Nederlandse “e”: handcuff /ˈhændˌkʌf/, maniac /ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/, distract /dɪˈstɹækt/, candle /ˈkæn.dəl/, accent /ækˈsɛnt/
- /g/ — een harde plofklank, geen Nederlandse “g”: gracias /ˈɡɹɑ.si.əs/, immigrate /ˈɪmɪɡɹeɪt/
Zo oefen je met deze video
- Luister de hele video één keer zonder te spreken en noteer de woorden die je niet kent.
- Spreek zin voor zin na op normale snelheid en herhaal elke zin tot je ritme gelijk is aan dat van de spreker.
- Neem jezelf op en vergelijk met het origineel; let daarbij op woorden als visa, handcuff, shave.
Wat is de Shadowing-techniek?
Shadowing is een wetenschappelijk onderbouwde taalleermethode die oorspronkelijk is ontwikkeld voor professionele tolkentraining en gepopulariseerd door polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. De methode is eenvoudig maar krachtig: je luistert naar native Engelse audio en herhaalt het onmiddellijk hardop — als een schaduw die de spreker volgt met slechts 1–2 seconden vertraging. In tegenstelling tot passief luisteren of grammaticadrills, dwingt shadowing je hersenen en mondspieren om echte spraakpatronen tegelijkertijd te verwerken en te reproduceren. Onderzoek toont aan dat het de uitspraaknauwkeurigheid, intonatie, ritme, verbonden spraak, luisterbegrip en spreekvaardigheid aanzienlijk verbetert — waardoor het een van de meest effectieve methoden is voor IELTS Speaking-voorbereiding en echte Engelse communicatie.