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Ottawa police.
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Are you from Bangladesh?
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India.
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You're from India.
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Wait your turn.
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India normally doesn't act like that.
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You're an Indian lady who's a police officer?
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Yes.
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We all are.
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Three of us.
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We all are?
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Can you please stand up?
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Wow.
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You meet your police officer in a porn scene, you show up with a uniform, and you go, you're under arrest,
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and then you pull out the handcuff, you want to be handcuffed, and the guy goes, yes, oh my God.
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You're so beautiful.
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What kind of police officers?
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I swear to God, I'm going to be speeding tonight after the show.
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I'm going to be driving out of this theater like a maniac, you better be ready.
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If you heard tires screeching, It's me!
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There's heavy lights in my eyes, so explain to me.
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One Indian.
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One Caucasian.
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One Caucasian?
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What a phenomenal race is that.
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What about the next person? From what country?
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El Salvador.
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El Salvador.
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Avocado.
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Oh, hold on.
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Very important question.
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You're single.
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Oh my God.
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I'm moving to Ottawa and I'm going to be living in jail.
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I want to know what is the most interesting arrest or crazy person you came across?
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A story of some wild shit that happened while you were working.
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area to eat my dinner.
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Middle of the night at 3 a .m there's a car completely misted over humidified windows.
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I go to knock.
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I figure I'm interrupting my first date.
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They open the door.
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It's two women, one men,
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and one man in their late 60s all naked. And you join them.
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the story has to end like that now if the same story has happened to the Indian cop
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she would approach it completely different she would look in the
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window don't worry about it keep fucking what was the thing you guys were wearing on your head.
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Oh my God, that's your birthday.
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So he's wearing a hat with candles sticking out and you're wearing a lit penis?
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Happy birthday, my brother.
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That's the gayest hat I've ever seen.
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How old are you?
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Colombia.
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Nice.
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He's the same age as Colombia.
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You and the Korean become friends.
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You have such a fun spirit, man.
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You do drugs?
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What's your name, wife?
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Carla?
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Where are you from?
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Also from Colombia.
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Take him to the English class.
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He speaks French, well, the show's in English.
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How do you say happy birthday in French?
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If I said it badly, because he's from Montreal, they have a shit accent.
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Gracias for reading it.
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It's ridiculous, don't do it again.
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Oh my god!
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I love the energy!
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No way!
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You were making trouble outside!
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Oh shit!
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That's wonderful!
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And have you been living in Canada for how long?
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Only four months! months!
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So you're here brand new!
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How did you get a visa?
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Visa for Jordan, give me visa!
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Good for you!
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You're brand new in Canada.
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It's not easy when you immigrate.
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In the beginning it's very difficult and you're here to laugh and enjoy yourself.
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So we love you and we wish you the best in Canada.
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You came to an amazing country, one of the best countries in the world and your life is It's gonna be incredible moving forward.
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Next year you won't come to my show because you have so many friends and shit.
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And you should be loyal and still come back, okay?
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Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
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Did you find a job already?
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If you don't have a job, it's okay.
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This is Canada.
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The government pays people for nothing.
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She's very smart.
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That's how you got here.
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The daughter brought you here.
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Okay, where's the husband?
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Okay, the husband is at home your husband must be really
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happy tonight I will take care of the house leave me
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alone for two hours take this energy outside make trouble outside everyone else Africans I did one big dick joke
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and went viral in Africa all the African music that's true right it was about a guy in Congo that was you
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you're the guy
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that I picked on now you can follow me in every
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show I thought my African audience has grown it's the same guy This comedian,
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very nice, he said, I got big dick, I go everywhere.
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Good for you, man!
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How's your dick?
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I mean, how are you feeling?
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Every morning, he plays that video for his wife.
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Honey, look.
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Look at his wife, she's holding, she's covering his face.
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Tell me, it's not true, is it?
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How tall are you?
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I'm 6 '6".
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6 '6"?
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Oh, 6 '6"?
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That's like three Persians on top of each other.
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You play sports?
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I play hockey.
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Hockey?
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6 '6"?
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Did your stick touch the ground?
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What do you do now?
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I work for the government.
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What do you do for the government?
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I work.
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What do you do for the government?
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I work.
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Immigration?
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So buddy, you're not here for the show.
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You're on an assignment.
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Would you stand up and everybody see you?
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My God, girl.
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Can I ask you a favor?
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Please kick my ass.
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Okay, thank you for the suggestion.
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This is a professional bodybuilder.
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I'm going to be working for her.
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Hire me.
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I'll be your personal comedian.
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Between every set, I'll tell you a joke, okay?
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And then when you go for competition, I start roasting every other girl.
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Ha ha, look at the nipples.
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One is looking right, one is looking left.
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I'll distract all of the judges.
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Who are you here with?
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That's your dude? dude, man, he needs to eat.
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How do you hang out with this guy?
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You go around, anything happens, they're like, oh, what did you say?
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Hold on, I'm going to fuck you up, man.
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Girlfriend.
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See what they're saying.
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What the fuck are you doing, sir?
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And he pretends I don't exist.
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you just got up from another seat and you came and took this seat what are we playing musical chair
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as if I'm in the middle of my act excuse me you're creating content for me
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can I ask you a huge favor take your content, shove it up your ass.
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He likes that.
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Okay, don't shove it up your ass.
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He's like, I'm going to keep creating content.
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Can it be a very big content?
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Close the leg.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Things gotta breathe.
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huh thank you doctor can i ask you a favor if the situation couldn't breathe please give it mouth to mouth
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and specifically i'm referring to him he closed his legs immediately

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Tutto ciò che serve per parlare fluentemente

Pronuncia con IAVoto per ogni frase
Pratica IPAPadroneggia ogni suono
VocabolarioCostruisci il tuo lessico
Gioco di vocabolarioImpara giocando

Vocabolario e note di pronuncia per questa lezione

Questa lezione di conversazione di livello B2 si basa sul video “Sexy Police?”. Questo video contiene 163 frasi e 1096 parole da ripetere con lo shadowing. Il parlato dura 10:26. Chi parla lo fa lentamente, circa 105 parole al minuto, quindi c’è tempo per imitare ogni suono. Il 88% delle parole rientra nelle 3.000 più comuni dell’inglese, quindi il lessico è facile da seguire. 42 delle sue 163 frasi sono domande: un buon esercizio per l’intonazione interrogativa e le risposte brevi.

Vocaboli chiave di questo video

Le 15 parole più avanzate del video, con pronuncia e significato:

ParolaPronunciaSignificato
visa sostantivo/ˈviːzə/visto
handcuff verbo/ˈhændˌkʌf/ammanettare
shave verbo/ˈʃeɪ̯v/radere, rasare
comedian sostantivo/kəˈmiː.di.ən/comico, commediante
avocado sostantivo/ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/avocado, pera alligatore
bodybuilder sostantivo/ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/culturista
humidify verbo/hjuːˈmɪdɪfaɪ/umidificare
immigrate verbo/ˈɪmɪɡɹeɪt/immigrare
maniac sostantivo/ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/maniaco
nipple sostantivo/ˈnɪp.əl/capezzolo
screech verbo/skɹiːt͡ʃ/stridere
interrupt verbo/ˌɪntəˈɹʌpt/interrompere, tagliare
mist sostantivo/mɪst/foschia, bruma
distract verbo/dɪˈstɹækt/distrarre
sweetheart sostantivo/ˈswiːtˌhɑːt/gentile, cara

I phrasal verb che sentirai

ParolaSignificato
stand up verboalzarsi in piedi
come across verbodare l'impressione, avere l'aria
come back verbotornare
stick out verbosporgere

Frasi da ripetere

Frasi brevi e complete del video che puoi riutilizzare nella conversazione di tutti i giorni:

  • Can you please stand up?
  • What's your name, wife?
  • How did you get a visa?
  • Did you find a job already?
  • Tell me, it's not true, is it?

Pronuncia a cui fare attenzione

Chi parla usa 41 contrazioni e forme ridotte, come you're, I'm, don't. Pronunciale nella forma breve, così come le senti.

  • Parole lunghe — attenzione all’accento: comedian /kəˈmiː.di.ən/, avocado /ˌɑvəˈkɑdoʊ/, bodybuilder /ˈbɑ.diˌbɪl.dəɹ/, humidify /hjuːˈmɪdɪfaɪ/, phenomenal /fɪˈnɒmɪnəl/

I suoni difficili per chi parla italiano:

  • /h/ — va soffiata, non è muta: handcuff /ˈhændˌkʌf/, humidify /hjuːˈmɪdɪfaɪ/, sweetheart /ˈswiːtˌhɑːt/
  • Consonante finale — senza aggiungere una vocale dopo: handcuff /ˈhændˌkʌf/, shave /ˈʃeɪ̯v/, gracias /ˈɡɹɑ.si.əs/, immigrate /ˈɪmɪɡɹeɪt/, maniac /ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/
  • /æ/ — più aperta della “e”: handcuff /ˈhændˌkʌf/, maniac /ˈmeɪ.niˌæk/, distract /dɪˈstɹækt/, candle /ˈkæn.dəl/, accent /ækˈsɛnt/

Come esercitarsi con questo video

  1. Ascolta tutto il video una volta senza parlare e annota le parole che non conosci.
  2. Fai shadowing frase per frase a velocità normale, ripetendo ognuna finché il tuo ritmo coincide con quello di chi parla.
  3. Registrati e confronta con l’originale, facendo attenzione a parole come visa, handcuff, shave.

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.

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