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What's your name?
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What's your name?
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Leo.
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Leo?
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Pleasure, my buddy.
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Who are you here with?
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With my mom.
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With your mom?
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Wow, what a nice son you are.
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This is your mom?
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No, my mom's son.
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Your mom's sitting somewhere else?
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What a shit son you are.
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You take the third row,
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you give your mom the tenth row?
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Mom, what's your name?
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Oh my God, that's your mom?
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Hi, Mom.
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Please come sit here.
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What's your name, Mom?
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I'm Monazor.
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Huh?
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I'm not talking to you, bitch.
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I'm talking...
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Are you trying to say I'm cross-thigh or some shit?
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I'm looking at the hot-ass blonde,
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row 12, third seat, and the guy next to her has got a hard-on.
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Sir, take it easy.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Cock blocker, row four.
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Darling, what's your name?
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Lana.
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Lana.
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Pleasure.
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Thank you so much for bringing Leo to the show.
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This is really nice, and you're such a great mother.
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You were like, Leo, this is not appropriate for your age.
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But because I raised you such a mature man,
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I'm gonna take you with Mommy to enjoy the best comedy show in the world, Sally.
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People smuggle kids into my show.
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This is history what's happening right now.
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Can I ask you a question?
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I'm just wondering, what is your relationship status?
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Divorced.
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Ah, I'm so sorry.
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If you ever need somebody to talk to,
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I'm always here for you.
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I just want you to know.
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And currently what is your strategy of dating?
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Do you do you are you on any dating apps?
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You're focusing on your son.
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When your son is a very mature grown-up.
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He doesn't need any focus.
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It's time for him to move out of the house if you ask me.
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I think it's time Leo to go get his own place.
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I'm more than happy to consult this topic with you.
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Okay Lana, so you're single and you're such a kind mom
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that you sacrifice your life for your son Leo
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And I admire you for that Leo you're very lucky to have a mom this cool,
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this beautiful, this amazing
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And sincerely I will tell you you will be even more lucky if you have me as your stepfather
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I'm gonna choose one couple to bring them on stage and I'm gonna play this game with them.
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This couple is gonna win the best gift they've ever won in their life.
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Which couple wants to come on stage?
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Raise your hand.
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Okay, I got nothing here.
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I don't like you.
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Too much energy.
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This one here, you wanna come on stage?
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These two are cute.
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Come, come, you two come.
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Come on stage, go that way, go that way.
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Look at this big boy.
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What's up, my man?
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How you doing, buddy?
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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Please, you can stay here.
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Yeah.
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And what's your name?
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Mike.
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Mike.
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And what's your name?
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Corinne.
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Mike and Corinne.
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Mike, any secrets that you have that she doesn't know?
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Probably?
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Yeah.
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Good or bad?
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It's all good secrets.
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It's all good secrets?
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I was always honest with you.
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Do you have any secrets,
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anything that you know that your husband doesn't know?
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Just one.
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Just one?
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Wow.
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What's his name?
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Do you think this secret is going to be a very big news?
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Something that is going to really,
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like, boom, explode this guy?
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Boom.
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Yeah?
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Why, because of Lebanese?
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No, I think because size matters.
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It just matters, you know.
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Okay, Corinne, tell this man the secret that you have.
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Okay, hold on.
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Oh my God, don't take your clothes off there are kids in the audience.
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You're gonna take something out of your bag?
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Yeah.
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I wanna take it, take my life away Oh, that's so beautiful, man.
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Mike, Mike, congratulations, my brother.
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And congratulations to you.
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This lady is so incredible.
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She wanted to reveal to her husband that she's pregnant.
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And I have a secret that I wanna reveal to Mike.
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It's my baby.
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Your mom is here with her group and you want me to make fun of your mom?
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You lost your mind?
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You know tonight after the show you have to go home with your mom, right?
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You want to sleep on the streets?
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Which one is your mom?
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The blonde?
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That's your mom?
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Mom, I'm gonna make fun of you.
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You give me your phone number right now.
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I'm gonna call you and I'm gonna make all kinds of jokes about you.
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That's your mom?
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I'm actually, I don't have any kids.
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I would love to adopt you.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I would love to adopt you.
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Anybody here goes to a medium?
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Yeah, you do?
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Who did you want to connect with?
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My son.
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Oh, your son.
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Oh my God.
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Well, first of all, sorry to hear that probably the hardest thing in life is to lose a child.
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I lost two children.
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You lost two children?
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My God, my God, my heart goes to you because I don't think anybody can imagine the the difficultness.
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Did you feel better after the experience?
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Yes, and you had some closure, you had some connection.
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Oh, that's amazing.
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And what's your name?
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Renee.
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Well, thank you for sharing.
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This is incredible.
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And who are you here with?
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My friend Joanna.
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Your friend Joanna.
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She doesn't seem like a nice person.
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Sorry.
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She seems nice.
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There's always one bitch in the friendship, I'm just saying.
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But Renee, thank you for tolerating her, yeah?
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But no, I only just made that joke because she grabbed her hand and she was getting the f*** off of me.
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So you lost two of your sons,
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two of your kids, two different times.
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Oh my God.
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And are you married?
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Yes, I am now.
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You're now married.
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I lost him to my first marriage.
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You lost your husband also?
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No. My first marriage.
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This is the only time you were like,
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I wish I lost him.
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Rula, where are you from?
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Syria.
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Syria.
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And you?
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Her daughter?
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No. This mom and a daughter?
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Wow.
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Both of you so hot and so young.
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This is incredible.
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You love having a young mom?
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Does it make you uncomfortable when men hit on her in front of you?
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You got used to it,
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so in the beginning it was very difficult.
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But then you're like, oh,
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story of my life every day.
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Hot mom, what do I do?
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That's cool, like, but, but, huh?
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Knock it off.
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Knock it off?
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Is that your lady?
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Is that your lady?
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I'm her brother.
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Oh.
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So far, the conversation has been halal.
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Relax.
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I am only giving compliments.
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She's single, why do you think?
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Because of you.
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Lock it off.
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She's gonna go through her whole life being single again.
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She's taken.
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She's not taken, when I say single people she claps.
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I am paying attention, Habibi.
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You're adorable buddy, how old are you?
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Almost 12.
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Almost 12?
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So you're 11.
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There's so many kids here, huh?
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You guys don't give a shit.
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He loves me, I love him too,
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but he can watch me on YouTube.
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What's your name?
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I'm Michael.
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Where are you from?
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What's your background?
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Um, you're asking your mom?
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She didn't tell you?
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Tell me the truth.
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Your mom's a liar.
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Tell me.
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Tell me exactly where you're at.
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What country?
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Filipino and Persian.
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Half Filipino, half Persian.
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That's so beautiful.
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Well, now I'm really happy you're here.
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What is your mom going to tell you?
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She was going to teach you some lying, yeah?
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Is your mom Persian?
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Yeah, that's why she interfered our conversation.
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See, me
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and you are having a conversation It's very rude for somebody
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to go Let me tell you where you're from Don't tell him everything
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There are other people here They're going to find out a lot about our family Don't say everything
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Tell him you're also from Mexico He would never know He's a stupid comedian
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Tell him you're Mexican And then say hola Because here hola He would never know the difference
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I love that you're an honest man.
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You're gonna grow up to be a good man, yeah?
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Half Filipino, half Persian.
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That's a very balanced mix.
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Yeah?
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You are very lucky.
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You know that?
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You probably don't have so much hair.
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You're gonna be very balanced.
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Just enough.
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Filipino, look at your dad.
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He looks like a penguin.
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This is fantastic.
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No hair on your father.
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Look how sexy that dad looks.
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He's just like, slip and slide.
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Look at your mom, she just shaved her mustache.
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This is a fantastic mix.
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You're the luckiest 11 year old in this audience, you understand?
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Tell him I never had a mustache.
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I mazed it off, it never came back.
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I don't shave all up.
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Tell her it's okay, mommy.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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It's my birthday!
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Oh my God.
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That's beautiful.
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Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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What I love, birthday girl.
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Everybody in this room should have that energy right there.
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I swear.
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Do you do a lot of drugs?
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Three shots?
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Two shots.
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Two shots.
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I have a baby at home.
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You do?
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Who's taking care of your baby?
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Dad.
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Okay.
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Broke, all of us are moms.
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All of you guys are moms.
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Guess who doesn't give a shit?
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Do me a favor, don't fall off the balcony, okay?
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We don't wanna have your birthday and your funeral at the same time.
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Look at that dress.
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Oh my God.
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Wow.
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Lady, what a beautiful dress.
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You look like a chandelier.
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My God.
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You thought this is a Maximini wedding?
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That's your daughter?
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Daughter, how old are you?
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15. 15, my God.
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What's your name?
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My father's from Hong Kong, but China.
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Really?
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Your father is Chinese, your mom's Persian, and you're perfect.
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That's incredible.
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That's adorable.
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Very nice to meet you, Elizabeth.
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You're a very special, very, very beautiful human.
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You know why?
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Because you come from two different backgrounds.
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And I love this.
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I really love mixed kids.
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First of all, any race mixed with Chinese comes out beautiful.
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Elizabeth, where is your dad?
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About here.
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You guys are separated?
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Yeah, but where is he?
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At home, but his girlfriend.
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Oh yeah, he's got a girlfriend too?
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What a player, huh?
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They have one dollar?
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Oh, okay.
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You know, sometimes my parents are separated too.
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My parents are divorced.
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When you get married, you'll be very experienced because you have a better marriage.
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Your mom, really, gosh, you'll do a lot better, you know?
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I have one older brother.
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You also have an older brother?
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What marriage is that one from?
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Elizabeth, you are the most brilliant 15-year-old ever.
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I really enjoyed this conversation.
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You're really fun.
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Tell me more about your family.
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My mother is cheating right now on her boyfriend.
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My mom, she's so funny,
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if she wants me to do something,
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she'll do whatever it takes for it to happen.
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Like, she's very persistent, my mom.
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I was coming back from DC and the TSA got me because I had eye cream in my bag.
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Now it wasn't mine, my mom had shoved it in there.
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The conversation was like, would you like some eye cream?
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I'm like, no, I don't use eye cream.
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And she goes, why not?
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You look like a lizard.
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Thank you, Mom.
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I don't want eye cream.
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I go to the airport,
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and the TSA is not nice, man.
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These ladies that work there are, sir, sir, sir.
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Yes?
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You have eye cream, sir?
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I'm like, yeah, oh my God.
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Oh my God, I said my mom put it in my bag.
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It's illegal, sir.
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And she was yelling at me so much,
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it made me like, I was like,
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again, I'm like, let's have fun with this.
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I was like, illegal?
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Ma'am, what am I gonna do with a night cream?
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What do you do with a night cream?
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Am I gonna get on the plane and scream at everybody,
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hey, today I'm gonna moisturize everybody in here.
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Captain, you look like a lizard.
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What am I?
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So she's like, you cannot take this through.
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And I was just like,
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I'm going to take it through.
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I took the whole eye cream.
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I put it in my hand.
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Walked through that metal detector like a man.
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Took a selfie on the other side.
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Hashtag lizard man.
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Send it to my mom.
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Clap if you're single.
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Let me see how many single people you're...
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Clap, clap, clap.
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Single, single.
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You guys are single?
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That's your mom?
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What a cool mother clapping for being single.
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You're gorgeous, mom.
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I say, who's single?
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Mom claps so hard.
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Mom, how old are you?
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84 years old, clapping for a new boyfriend.
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84, baby!
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Love you, mom.
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Age is just a number.
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Her spirit is so young,
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she's like, let's go to comedy,
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I wanna laugh and find a new boyfriend.
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I love you.
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Good for you, mom, good for you.
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Who else is single?
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Clap, this guy's single, these guys, who else?
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Clap, clap, let me see.
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This guy, oh, those two are very single.
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This one is single.
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Guy, how old are you?
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46. Okay, I got something for you.
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Mom, 46.
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Fantastic, right there.
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Yeah?
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You sure?
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What you, you sure?
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Nel video, il comico utilizza diverse strutture grammaticali e espressioni che possono essere molto utili per gli studenti. Ecco alcune delle più rilevanti:
- Domande dirette: "What's your name?", "Who are you here with?" Queste domande aperte incoraggiano la conversazione e sono strategie eccellenti per iniziare un dialogo.
- Espressioni colloquiali: Frasi come "What a nice son you are" e "What a shit son you are" evidenziano l'uso dell'ironia e del sarcasmo, elementi importanti della lingua parlata in contesti informali.
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