Shadowing Practice: Best Mom Jokes | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy - Learn English Speaking with Video
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397 משפטים
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What's your name?
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Leo.
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Leo?
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Pleasure, my buddy.
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Who are you here with?
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With my mom.
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With your mom?
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Wow, what a nice son you are.
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This is your mom?
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No, my mom's son.
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Your mom's sitting somewhere else?
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What a shit son you are.
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You take the third row,
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you give your mom the tenth row?
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Mom, what's your name?
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Oh my God, that's your mom?
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Hi, Mom.
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Please come sit here.
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What's your name, Mom?
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I'm Monazor.
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Huh?
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I'm not talking to you, bitch.
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I'm talking...
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Are you trying to say I'm cross-thigh or some shit?
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I'm looking at the hot-ass blonde,
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row 12, third seat, and the guy next to her has got a hard-on.
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Sir, take it easy.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Cock blocker, row four.
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Darling, what's your name?
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Lana.
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Lana.
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Pleasure.
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Thank you so much for bringing Leo to the show.
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This is really nice, and you're such a great mother.
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You were like, Leo, this is not appropriate for your age.
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But because I raised you such a mature man,
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I'm gonna take you with Mommy to enjoy the best comedy show in the world, Sally.
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People smuggle kids into my show.
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This is history what's happening right now.
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Can I ask you a question?
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I'm just wondering, what is your relationship status?
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Divorced.
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Ah, I'm so sorry.
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If you ever need somebody to talk to,
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I'm always here for you.
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I just want you to know.
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And currently what is your strategy of dating?
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Do you do you are you on any dating apps?
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You're focusing on your son.
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When your son is a very mature grown-up.
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He doesn't need any focus.
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It's time for him to move out of the house if you ask me.
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I think it's time Leo to go get his own place.
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I'm more than happy to consult this topic with you.
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Okay Lana, so you're single and you're such a kind mom
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that you sacrifice your life for your son Leo
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And I admire you for that Leo you're very lucky to have a mom this cool,
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this beautiful, this amazing
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And sincerely I will tell you you will be even more lucky if you have me as your stepfather
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I'm gonna choose one couple to bring them on stage and I'm gonna play this game with them.
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This couple is gonna win the best gift they've ever won in their life.
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Which couple wants to come on stage?
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Raise your hand.
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Okay, I got nothing here.
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I don't like you.
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Too much energy.
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This one here, you wanna come on stage?
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These two are cute.
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Come, come, you two come.
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Come on stage, go that way, go that way.
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Look at this big boy.
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What's up, my man?
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How you doing, buddy?
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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Please, you can stay here.
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Yeah.
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And what's your name?
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Mike.
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Mike.
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And what's your name?
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Corinne.
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Mike and Corinne.
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Mike, any secrets that you have that she doesn't know?
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Probably?
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Yeah.
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Good or bad?
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It's all good secrets.
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It's all good secrets?
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I was always honest with you.
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Do you have any secrets,
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anything that you know that your husband doesn't know?
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Just one.
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Just one?
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Wow.
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What's his name?
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Do you think this secret is going to be a very big news?
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Something that is going to really,
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like, boom, explode this guy?
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Boom.
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Yeah?
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Why, because of Lebanese?
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No, I think because size matters.
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It just matters, you know.
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Okay, Corinne, tell this man the secret that you have.
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Okay, hold on.
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Oh my God, don't take your clothes off there are kids in the audience.
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You're gonna take something out of your bag?
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Yeah.
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I wanna take it, take my life away Oh, that's so beautiful, man.
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Mike, Mike, congratulations, my brother.
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And congratulations to you.
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This lady is so incredible.
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She wanted to reveal to her husband that she's pregnant.
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And I have a secret that I wanna reveal to Mike.
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It's my baby.
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Your mom is here with her group and you want me to make fun of your mom?
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You lost your mind?
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You know tonight after the show you have to go home with your mom, right?
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You want to sleep on the streets?
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Which one is your mom?
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The blonde?
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That's your mom?
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Mom, I'm gonna make fun of you.
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You give me your phone number right now.
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I'm gonna call you and I'm gonna make all kinds of jokes about you.
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That's your mom?
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I'm actually, I don't have any kids.
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I would love to adopt you.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I would love to adopt you.
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Anybody here goes to a medium?
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Yeah, you do?
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Who did you want to connect with?
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My son.
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Oh, your son.
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Oh my God.
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Well, first of all, sorry to hear that probably the hardest thing in life is to lose a child.
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I lost two children.
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You lost two children?
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My God, my God, my heart goes to you because I don't think anybody can imagine the the difficultness.
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Did you feel better after the experience?
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Yes, and you had some closure, you had some connection.
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Oh, that's amazing.
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And what's your name?
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Renee.
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Well, thank you for sharing.
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This is incredible.
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And who are you here with?
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My friend Joanna.
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Your friend Joanna.
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She doesn't seem like a nice person.
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Sorry.
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She seems nice.
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There's always one bitch in the friendship, I'm just saying.
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But Renee, thank you for tolerating her, yeah?
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But no, I only just made that joke because she grabbed her hand and she was getting the f* off of me.
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So you lost two of your sons,
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two of your kids, two different times.
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Oh my God.
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And are you married?
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Yes, I am now.
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You're now married.
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I lost him to my first marriage.
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You lost your husband also?
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No. My first marriage.
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This is the only time you were like,
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I wish I lost him.
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Rula, where are you from?
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Syria.
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Syria.
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And you?
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Her daughter?
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No. This mom and a daughter?
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Wow.
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Both of you so hot and so young.
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This is incredible.
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You love having a young mom?
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Does it make you uncomfortable when men hit on her in front of you?
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You got used to it,
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so in the beginning it was very difficult.
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But then you're like, oh,
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story of my life every day.
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Hot mom, what do I do?
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That's cool, like, but, but, huh?
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Knock it off.
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Knock it off?
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Is that your lady?
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Is that your lady?
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I'm her brother.
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Oh.
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So far, the conversation has been halal.
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Relax.
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I am only giving compliments.
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She's single, why do you think?
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Because of you.
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Lock it off.
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She's gonna go through her whole life being single again.
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She's taken.
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She's not taken, when I say single people she claps.
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I am paying attention, Habibi.
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You're adorable buddy, how old are you?
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Almost 12.
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Almost 12?
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So you're 11.
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There's so many kids here, huh?
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You guys don't give a shit.
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He loves me, I love him too,
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but he can watch me on YouTube.
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What's your name?
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I'm Michael.
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Where are you from?
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What's your background?
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Um, you're asking your mom?
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She didn't tell you?
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Tell me the truth.
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Your mom's a liar.
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Tell me.
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Tell me exactly where you're at.
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What country?
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Filipino and Persian.
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Half Filipino, half Persian.
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That's so beautiful.
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Well, now I'm really happy you're here.
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What is your mom going to tell you?
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She was going to teach you some lying, yeah?
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Is your mom Persian?
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Yeah, that's why she interfered our conversation.
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See, me
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and you are having a conversation It's very rude for somebody
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to go Let me tell you where you're from Don't tell him everything
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There are other people here They're going to find out a lot about our family Don't say everything
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Tell him you're also from Mexico He would never know He's a stupid comedian
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Tell him you're Mexican And then say hola Because here hola He would never know the difference
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I love that you're an honest man.
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You're gonna grow up to be a good man, yeah?
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Half Filipino, half Persian.
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That's a very balanced mix.
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Yeah?
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You are very lucky.
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You know that?
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You probably don't have so much hair.
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You're gonna be very balanced.
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Just enough.
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Filipino, look at your dad.
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He looks like a penguin.
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This is fantastic.
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No hair on your father.
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Look how sexy that dad looks.
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He's just like, slip and slide.
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Look at your mom, she just shaved her mustache.
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This is a fantastic mix.
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You're the luckiest 11 year old in this audience, you understand?
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Tell him I never had a mustache.
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I mazed it off, it never came back.
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I don't shave all up.
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Tell her it's okay, mommy.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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It's my birthday!
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Oh my God.
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That's beautiful.
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Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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What I love, birthday girl.
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Everybody in this room should have that energy right there.
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I swear.
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Do you do a lot of drugs?
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Three shots?
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Two shots.
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Two shots.
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I have a baby at home.
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You do?
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Who's taking care of your baby?
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Dad.
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Okay.
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Broke, all of us are moms.
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All of you guys are moms.
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Guess who doesn't give a shit?
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Do me a favor, don't fall off the balcony, okay?
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We don't wanna have your birthday and your funeral at the same time.
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Look at that dress.
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Oh my God.
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Wow.
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Lady, what a beautiful dress.
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You look like a chandelier.
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My God.
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You thought this is a Maximini wedding?
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That's your daughter?
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Daughter, how old are you?
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15. 15, my God.
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What's your name?
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My father's from Hong Kong, but China.
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Really?
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Your father is Chinese, your mom's Persian, and you're perfect.
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That's incredible.
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That's adorable.
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Very nice to meet you, Elizabeth.
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You're a very special, very, very beautiful human.
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You know why?
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Because you come from two different backgrounds.
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And I love this.
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I really love mixed kids.
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First of all, any race mixed with Chinese comes out beautiful.
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Elizabeth, where is your dad?
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About here.
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You guys are separated?
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Yeah, but where is he?
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At home, but his girlfriend.
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Oh yeah, he's got a girlfriend too?
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What a player, huh?
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They have one dollar?
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Oh, okay.
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You know, sometimes my parents are separated too.
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My parents are divorced.
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When you get married, you'll be very experienced because you have a better marriage.
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Your mom, really, gosh, you'll do a lot better, you know?
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I have one older brother.
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You also have an older brother?
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What marriage is that one from?
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Elizabeth, you are the most brilliant 15-year-old ever.
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I really enjoyed this conversation.
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You're really fun.
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Tell me more about your family.
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My mother is cheating right now on her boyfriend.
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My mom, she's so funny,
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if she wants me to do something,
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she'll do whatever it takes for it to happen.
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Like, she's very persistent, my mom.
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I was coming back from DC and the TSA got me because I had eye cream in my bag.
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Now it wasn't mine, my mom had shoved it in there.
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The conversation was like, would you like some eye cream?
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I'm like, no, I don't use eye cream.
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And she goes, why not?
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You look like a lizard.
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Thank you, Mom.
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I don't want eye cream.
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I go to the airport,
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and the TSA is not nice, man.
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These ladies that work there are, sir, sir, sir.
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Yes?
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You have eye cream, sir?
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I'm like, yeah, oh my God.
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Oh my God, I said my mom put it in my bag.
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It's illegal, sir.
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And she was yelling at me so much,
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it made me like, I was like,
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again, I'm like, let's have fun with this.
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I was like, illegal?
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Ma'am, what am I gonna do with a night cream?
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What do you do with a night cream?
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Am I gonna get on the plane and scream at everybody,
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hey, today I'm gonna moisturize everybody in here.
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Captain, you look like a lizard.
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What am I?
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So she's like, you cannot take this through.
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And I was just like,
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I'm going to take it through.
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I took the whole eye cream.
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I put it in my hand.
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Walked through that metal detector like a man.
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Took a selfie on the other side.
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Hashtag lizard man.
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Send it to my mom.
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Clap if you're single.
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Let me see how many single people you're...
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Clap, clap, clap.
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Single, single.
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You guys are single?
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That's your mom?
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What a cool mother clapping for being single.
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You're gorgeous, mom.
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I say, who's single?
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Mom claps so hard.
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Mom, how old are you?
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84 years old, clapping for a new boyfriend.
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84, baby!
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Love you, mom.
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Age is just a number.
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Her spirit is so young,
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she's like, let's go to comedy,
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I wanna laugh and find a new boyfriend.
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I love you.
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Good for you, mom, good for you.
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Who else is single?
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Clap, this guy's single, these guys, who else?
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Clap, clap, let me see.
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This guy, oh, those two are very single.
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This one is single.
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Guy, how old are you?
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46. Okay, I got something for you.
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Mom, 46.
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Fantastic, right there.
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Yeah?
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You sure?
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What you, you sure?
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אוצר מילים והערות הגייה לשיעור הזה
שיעור הדיבור הזה ברמה B2 מבוסס על הסרטון “Best Mom Jokes”. בסרטון הזה יש 397 משפטים ו-2229 מילים לתרגול Shadowing. הדיבור נמשך 17:52. הדובר שומר על קצב יציב של כ-125 מילים בדקה, קצב נוח לתרגול Shadowing. 87% מהמילים נמצאות בין 3,000 המילים הנפוצות ביותר באנגלית, כך שקל לעקוב אחרי אוצר המילים. 122 מתוך 397 המשפטים שלו הם שאלות, כך שזה תרגול טוב לאינטונציה של שאלות ולתשובות קצרות.
אוצר מילים מרכזי בסרטון הזה
15 המילים המתקדמות ביותר בסרטון, עם ההגייה והמשמעות שלהן:
| מילה | הגייה | משמעות |
|---|---|---|
| clap פועל | /klæp/ | כַּף מָחָא |
| lizard שם עצם | /ˈlɪzɚd/ | לְטָאָה, חַרְדּוֹן |
| moustache שם עצם | /ˈmʌstæʃ/ | שָׂפָם |
| shave פועל | /ˈʃeɪ̯v/ | גילח, התגלח |
| adopt פועל | /əˈdɑpt/ | אִמֵּץ |
| chandelier שם עצם | /ˌʃæn.dəˈlɪɚ/ | נִבְרֶשֶׁת |
| smuggle פועל | /ˈsmʌɡəl/ | הבריח |
| stepfather שם עצם | אׇב חׂרֵג \ אב חורג | |
| maze שם עצם | /ˈmeɪz/ | מָבוֹךְ, לָבִּירִינְת |
| detector שם עצם | /dɪˈtɛktə(ɹ)/ | גלאי |
| thigh שם עצם | /θaɪ/ | יָרֵךְ |
| sweetheart שם עצם | /ˈswiːtˌhɑːt/ | מותק |
| selfie שם עצם | /ˈsɛlfi/ | סֶלְפִי |
| penguin שם עצם | /ˈpɛŋ.ɡwɪn/ | פִּינְגְּוִין |
| balcony שם עצם | /ˈbælkəni/ | מִרְפֶּסֶת, גְּזוּזְטְרָה |
Phrasal verbs שתשמעו
| מילה | הגייה | משמעות |
|---|---|---|
| come back פועל | שָׁב | |
| come out פועל | /ˌkʌm ˈaʊt/ | יָצָא |
| grow up פועל | גָּדַל |
משפטים שכדאי לחזור עליהם
משפטים קצרים ושלמים מהסרטון שאפשר להשתמש בהם בשיחה יומיומית:
- Your mom's sitting somewhere else?
- I'm just wondering, what is your relationship status?
- You're gonna take something out of your bag?
- She's single, why do you think?
- You're adorable buddy, how old are you?
דקדוק בסרטון הזה
המבנים שהדובר משתמש בהם הכי הרבה, עם המילים המדויקות מהסרטון:
| מבנה | בסרטון |
|---|---|
| סביל (Passive voice) be + past participle — הדגש הוא על מה שקורה, לא על מי שעושה את הפעולה | are separated · are divorced |
| הווה מושלם (Present perfect) have/has + past participle — פעולה שקרתה בעבר ועדיין יש לה חשיבות או השפעה עכשיו | they've ever won · has been |
הגייה ששווה לשים לב אליה
הדובר משתמש ב-96 קיצורים וצורות מקוצרות, כמו I'm, you're, gonna. אמרו אותם בצורה הקצרה, כפי שאתם שומעים אותם.
- הצלילים של “th”: thigh /θaɪ/, tenth /tɛnθ/, cloth /klɒθ/
- הצלילים של “sh” ו-“zh”: moustache /ˈmʌstæʃ/, shave /ˈʃeɪ̯v/, chandelier /ˌʃæn.dəˈlɪɚ/, shove /ʃʌv/, hashtag /ˈhæʃˌtæɡ/
- מילים ארוכות — שימו לב להטעמה: adorable /əˈdoɹ.əˌbəl/, comedian /kəˈmiː.di.ən/, uncomfortable /ʌnˈkʌm.fɚ.tə.bl̩/
צלילים שדוברי עברית מתקשים בהם:
- /w/ — שפתיים מעוגלות, לא /v/: sweetheart /ˈswiːtˌhɑːt/, penguin /ˈpɛŋ.ɡwɪn/
- /æ/ — פתוח יותר מה-“אֶ” העברית, לא כמו “a” ב-“cup”: clap /klæp/, moustache /ˈmʌstæʃ/, chandelier /ˌʃæn.dəˈlɪɚ/, hashtag /ˈhæʃˌtæɡ/, balcony /ˈbælkəni/
- /r/ — הלשון לא נוגעת בשום מקום, לא ה-“ר” הגרונית: adorable /əˈdoɹ.əˌbəl/, moisturize /ˈmɔɪs.t͡ʃəɹaɪz/, detector /dɪˈtɛktə(ɹ)/, tolerate /ˈtɑ.lə.ɹeɪt/, sincerely /sɪnˈsɪɹli/
איך לתרגל עם הסרטון הזה
- הקשיבו לכל הסרטון פעם אחת בלי לדבר, ורשמו את המילים שאתם לא מכירים.
- תרגלו Shadowing משפט אחר משפט במהירות רגילה, וחזרו על כל משפט עד שהקצב שלכם תואם את הדובר.
- הקליטו את עצמכם והשוו למקור, תוך תשומת לב למילים כמו clap, lizard, moustache.
מהי טכניקת השאדואינג?
שאדואינג היא טכניקת למידת שפה מבוססת מדע שפותחה במקור להכשרת מתורגמנים מקצועיים ופופולרית על ידי הפוליגלוט ד"ר אלכסנדר ארגואלס. השיטה פשוטה אך עוצמתית: אתה מקשיב לאודיו באנגלית ילידית וחוזר עליו בקול רם מיד — כמו צל העוקב אחרי הדובר עם עיכוב של 1–2 שניות בלבד. בניגוד להאזנה פסיבית או תרגילי דקדוק, שאדואינג מכריח את המוח והשרירים בפה לעבד ולשחזר דפוסי דיבור אמיתיים בו זמנית. מחקרים מראים שזה משפר משמעותית את דיוק ההגייה, האינטונציה, הקצב, הדיבור המחובר, הבנת השמיעה ושטף הדיבור — מה שהופך אותו לאחת השיטות היעילות ביותר להכנה לIELTS Speaking ולתקשורת באנגלית בעולם האמיתי.