Pratica di Shadowing: EP 37 - CHEATING OR NOT CHEATING IS BACK! (STIMULATED) - Impara a parlare inglese con i video
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All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in this situation.
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Okay.
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You are lining up at a restaurant.
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You have a menu in your hand.
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Can I just say something?
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I already hate that I'm lining up at a restaurant, but go on.
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There you go.
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You're lining up at a restaurant, menu in your hand.
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There's a person in front of you with two children.
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They're ordering their food, and then one of the kids goes, Dad, Dad, I don't want a burger.
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I want nuggies.
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And you're there like, fuck it now, hurry up.
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And then someone taps you on the shoulder and goes, excuse me, sir, are you done with that menu?
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And you're like, oh my God, I don't even know what I want to order.
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I need to spit this out in a cohesive way to the person who's taking my order.
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And now all this is happening.
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Jake, how do you feel?
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Stimulated!
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Stimulated!
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We are back, baby!
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You're just talking about what we went through yesterday.
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Exactly.
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Holy crap.
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I was thinking that.
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I was like, we were at a nice relaxing setting and I was like, how is this going on right now? i was like yeah to be fair i was like yesterday oddy
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and i got lunch and we went to order
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and there was just there was a guy a dad with like
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and he had like three kids and they were on school holidays like
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so if it's like fair you know go out
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and do your thing but they were ordering
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and like he was doing his best and the
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and the poor woman taking the order she was doing her best
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and the kids were just fucking everywhere it was just a massive order
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and we were both like whoa i was overstimulated for sure
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that was a lot eh but
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if you're new around here this is an og episode
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that used to come out every single friday yeah we used to do stimulated baddies
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and i loved them i still do love them
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but um performance wise they weren't that great
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but we had fun doing them
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so you know what we're gonna roll back time have some
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fun they're short sweet episodes hopefully you stimulated for the whole
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half an hour that's it jake how are we gonna start
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today we're gonna going to start today with a game that
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and the game is going to be
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that i have a list of words some of them are real
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and some of them are fake okay now for the fake ones
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so i have a definition for all
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so i've even created a definition for the fake ones
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and i'm going to say the word and you need to tell me whether
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or not it's real or fake i'm not going to be good at this
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but i can try it all right yeah okay i'm like nervous
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because i i only had to create some words oh this is from This actual concept came from a baddie.
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I want to say her name is...
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Hopefully I can find a comment.
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Katie?
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Maddie.
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Sorry.
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It is Maddie, and it came up because I get a lot of words wrong in episodes.
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Yes.
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And I like to roll with it.
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The most recent one that I can think of is Oddie.
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There's no recent ones.
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Oddie uses the word complode, and he meant for something to be the opposite of implode.
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Even bigger.
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Which is just explode?
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No, no, no, no. I knew there was explode and implode and I thought complode was one extension of explode.
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Like you just lit- you made that up on the spot.
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That sounds right.
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Like you had never used it before in your life ever.
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That sounds right, but...
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No, I think I've used that before, I reckon.
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You have not.
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I talked to other people I haven't knew.
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My asshole was comploding.
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In Bali one time.
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Okay, number one.
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Caconate.
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And I'll tell you I'm gonna tell you the um, I'm gonna tell you the definitions as well right away I was thinking you were gonna have like fucking caterpillar
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or something What is it?
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Caconate and it is to laugh loudly or uncontrollably Is this a real word or a fake word?
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Jake was caconating Fake.
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Real.
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I I didn't think you'd give me a real straight up.
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Yeah, bro.
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So I could, oh, maybe I'm going to take these away with me.
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Yeah.
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I'll be like, I was cackinating with Jake today.
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We were fucking cackinating.
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Okay, okay.
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To laugh loudly or uncontrollably.
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Yeah, we do that all the time.
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And we're going to start learning stuff in this segment too.
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Okay.
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Discontain.
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This isn't a word, but it sounds like one.
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Discontain to tell you the definition i i could the assumption
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is like something is gotten out of to the act of taking something out of a container
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but this contain sounds made up it'd be like that's like
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a techie one techie one yeah you're not trying to give
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me anything here you know like i don't want to give
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you like um that's similar um to complot yeah yeah
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so discontained the act of
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because containing is a word of course discontain is like that's not a word in the urban dictionary
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but i i was obviously the act of taking something out of a container i was like just like
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if you contain something are we containing it the are your definitions dictionary
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or urban dictionary no if i
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if i have made up a word no the real ones
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oh wait the real words you know you know what the
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other dictionary yeah yeah i do the real words have definitions yeah
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and they're not i didn't find i live my life by the urban dictionary oh okay okay not the Well, I mean fair, because that's society's dictionary.
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Discontained.
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I'm going to say not a word.
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Correct.
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Yes.
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I knew it.
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Big brain.
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Oh, okay.
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Can't stump me.
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Next one.
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Can't stump this guy.
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Ostentious.
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Fucking hell.
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Being quite sure of one's self.
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Ostentious?
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Ostentious.
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Being quite sure of someone's self.
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He was being quite ostentious.
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These work.
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I'm gonna say the big words I reckon, you're trying to stump me because they're big and I have trouble saying them.
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Ooh.
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That's a word.
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That's a word?
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Yes.
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No, it's not.
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I read that up!
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Ostentious.
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That was a good one.
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Yeah, didn't it?
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Good one, eh?
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That was a kind.
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Good one, good one, good one.
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You got me.
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My brain's got a little bit smaller.
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A little bit smaller.
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Alright, next.
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Collie Wobbles.
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that sounds like a pokemon
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do you want me to tell you what it is yeah yeah it is um
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when you are it's like your stomach when it's nervous he had the collywobbles
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that can't be a word jake
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if i'm wrong i'm happy though that's not a word it's a word no it's not collywobble collywobble
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so like if you're nervous
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if you've got butterflies in a nervous way of like you know like when you
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when you're about to something you're like i gotta take a
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nervous like that's collywobbles i think okay yeah how funny how funny i like
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that one um twatling definition gossiping or chattering idly
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you wouldn't have gone back to back that's not a word that's a real word bro
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what world i don't think i live on this earth hey i'm an alien
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or something oh i i i gotta be honest with you
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when i was like doing my research i hadn't heard of
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these i was like i need to stump this guy that's
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what makes it fun okay okay okay i got um i got a couple more okay okay gongusla
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gongusla the definition is someone who stares at boats for fun
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oh that's a good definition that's something your brain had to
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have come up with gongusla it sounds like a guandala but which which is a type of boat.
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A gondola?
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Yeah.
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Is that even like Venice or something?
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Yeah, it's a type of boat.
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Gunguzla.
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Say it one more time.
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Gunguzla.
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That's a word.
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Yeah, it is.
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Yes.
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Good job, bro.
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Good job.
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Dilliquolling.
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Another Pokemon.
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Is that like a dilly-dallying around?
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It is to.. it is the act of performing bird calls.
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That.. you couldn't have come up with that.
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Dilly calling.
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That has to be a word.
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Not a word.
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Dilly calling.
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I made that up, bro!
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Oh!
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I was watching Clarkson's farm in the last season, she was like calling birds and shit.
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That's what I thought of it!
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And I was like, that sounded like something she would say.
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Dilly calling.
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Whatever it was.
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You know what I had to do is when I was making up the words that are made up, I had to like look them up on Google to make sure they're not words.
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Wow, okay.
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Oh, true.
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And creating definitions for them was actually fun.
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Yeah, I was gonna say that were good definitions.
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All right.
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Last one, Oddie.
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Come on, I can get this.
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Okay, do you want me to um...
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No, no, no. I'll say I'll say I'll keep the pattern.
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I'll go for that.
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I was gonna say I was gonna give you the definition first and then the word.
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Ultra crepidarian.
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Ultra crepidarian.
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Crepidarian and it is giving opinions outside your expertise Yes,
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the other day I was going for a walk
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and I saw someone in us he was a dog expert and I was I
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Can't even use it like no this is like if you're
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if you're friends with someone
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that just always thinks they're right about everything They always have like an opinion
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and they're not a and they're not an expert in any of it.
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They're an ultra crepidarian Mmm.
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I'm going to say that's not a word.
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That's a word, bro.
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Damn it.
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Well, look.
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I'm going to say something.
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I did really well just then.
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You did great.
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I'm hoping also like you brought it to the right person.
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Yeah.
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I'm hoping the baddies had learned something too when you aren't like, Oddie, you're a fucking idiot.
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Actually, baddies, dead set, comment.
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How many you got?
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Like genuinely, if you got any right.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I got like- And like don't lie.
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Did I get like two?
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I think you got, yeah.
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You got at least two yeah i like
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that one one don't goozla yeah that's a real word what's the tummy one no what was
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that one oh collie wobbles yeah yeah yeah i've got the collie wobbles after
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that let's hope we let's hope there's no collie wobbles on our holiday yeah hopefully not
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okay next i have brought something to the table i'm excited and it was a tick tock of a wife
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who has asked tick tock she said give me good comebacks to say to my husband
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they can be as mean as possible i don't care i suck at comebacks and i need help i don't care
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that's crazy to say they can be as mean as possible
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and i don't care i don't care about how he feels
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oh okay number one ask him has anyone told you you're doing a good job today
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and when he says no say you should think about
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that there's a reason why no one said it the way you're going about life, mate.
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That one's deep, though.
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It's pretty...
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It's mean.
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Yeah, that one's really mean.
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It's mean.
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Okay, no, yeah.
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Tell him you found a photo of him as a baby and show him a photo of him you just took.
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Hey, that's a good one, eh?
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I rate that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Say to him, you're trying your best and that's what makes it disappointing.
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Trying your best would get me, eh?
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That's actually...
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Every time that is really that's hard mid-argument ask him if he wishes he had a deeper voice
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oh i saw a clip of jude bellium after the semi-final
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he's got a really high-pitched voice does he he doesn't look
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like it all the comments like i didn't know that's what
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he sounded like i couldn't be reading the comments of my interview being like oh dang bro too self-conscious um Um,
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could you please laugh again?
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Yellow is my favorite color.
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I don't get it.
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Please laugh again.
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Yellow is my favorite color. Am I slow?
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I don't get that.
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Please laugh again.
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How about I say this?
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Please smile again.
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Yellow is my favorite color.
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Oh, Keith.
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Oh, that's fucking mean.
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That was too mean for me to even clock.
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Yeah, that's mean.
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I was thinking something about the laughter.
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I was like, how can I laugh to be yellow?
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That is mean.
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When he tells you to do something, say to him, you're not in charge at work.
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Why would you be in charge here?
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Know your place.
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This person said, my favorite ever is, quote, I'm surprised you know that, to basic information.
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That's just rage bait.
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Like, if Beth starts sending, giving me a little fax, I'll be like, I'm surprised you know that.
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Eve, you could use it like you put the toaster on, like you got a new toaster.
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It's like, I'm surprised you know how to do that.
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That's, that's so, yes.
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Oi, I watched Beth fill up a water bottle.
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I'm surprised you know how to do that.
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Yeah, that one's good.
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I'm surprised you know how to do that.
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Yeah, that one's good.
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I'm surprised you know how to do that.
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Park the car.
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I'm like, I'm surprised you know how to do that.
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Oh.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
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My husband once said, I am the whole package.
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And my daughter said, pfft, you aren't even the rapper.
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Oh, damn.
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Dang.
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It's like when you say your girlfriend's a snack and she goes, no, I'm a full-course meal yeah that's fair that's
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so fair i love how you don't put any kind of
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pressure on yourself to grow as a person oh no that's too mean
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that one living with you is like living alone but harder
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you just make my life worse
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that one's funny this this would make me jump out my
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window it's okay i'll just call my dad oi what's with honestly like something as a man your ego yeah
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Because we have a like granny flat adjacent to the main house of Cassie's parents
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and her dad's there Of course she loves to say to me when I'm struggling to do something.
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Let me just ask my dad And I'm like, I'm actually quite a non-egotistical man, but still it's still like I might not give me my least Give me five minutes.
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I like fucking hell And if it's something he's not like
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if it's he's a plumber
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if it's something that's like around his area of expertise I'll be like yeah 100%
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but if it's like neither of our expertise are great Honestly, so valid.
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The fact that she still sees her dad in a different level to me.
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100% yeah.
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It's like, when am I going to gain my girlfriend's full respect?
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Yeah!
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Legit, she always, you want to be good with my dad?
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She's like, there's levels to this game and you're just not there yet.
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Yeah!
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How can we get her back?
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Girlfriends always go like, oh, can I show you an outfit or something?
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But I'll do it.
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It doesn't work, but...
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Nah, okay. Can you...
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You want me to get my mum's opinion?
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Oh, let me, like...
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It's not the same.
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I don't know, like...
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I think I just have, like, full...
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For some reason, I just have, like, full trust in, like, whatever Beth says.
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Like, not one part of me ever thinks like oh What would my mum say?
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Sam? some reason Beth's like She's she's still kind of my dad saying I'm like I'm a fucking car
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You're talking to do
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The only thing I'm thinking of is like have you like have you seen with a vacuum is oddy
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or like have you seen where the tiny teddies?
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I already see hey actually here's the thing right is the only thing that would work for us unfortunately is like
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things that would fall into like stereotypical trad wife maybe type scenarios
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because of just like our parents are all gen x yeah yeah
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and so we're we lean away from that and
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so like um i don't know i think that's probably why
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we don't do it it's the only time i would think
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of like you know maybe beth's like you know i'm cooking
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this meal like i don't know she's struggling to do something
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and i'm like let me call my mom like you know what i mean like
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because i grew up thinking like my mom was a stay-at-home mom
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and she's like she did all that cooking all about what like she did all
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that yeah and so that's like the only thing i can break the stereotype
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and mine never goes to it at least
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so i guess that's a green flag are their minds in the stereotype for men though um yeah
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all right um this one's pretty funny my husband looks at my infant son and says
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thank god you're just like dada and then i say you know his dad that's the last one that one's good
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oh that was good
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okay this is a very very big week this is massive
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jake today's a big day it's a big day big moment
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big occasion one of us has won the krispy kreme jingle duel i know i don't know
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if i'm ready for this i'm ready because i know who won
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and i know
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that i'm i'm i'm feeling pretty good oh yeah how are
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you feeling yeah i'm not feeling anything i i just want
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to say before we get into the winner of the Krispy Kreme jingle off yeah I had
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so much fun doing this
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so did I it was just hanging out of Jake mm-hmm a friendly competition goes a long way it's fun
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and with Krispy Kremes in the background supporting us it was just such a enjoyable moment
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and occasion not usually the most competitive guy you were for
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this I was for this it came out mmm trash talk so good yeah I really You got the heart racing.
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It did.
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But Jake, before we give the results from the baddies voting, let's just play again.
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I think we've done really well.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Play our jingles one more time.
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This is Jake's Jingle.
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I'm craving a...
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...rispy...
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More that morning, Friday night, Nailed job or missed the flight.
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No need to worry, don't even pause, Krispy Kreme, just your goals.
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It does get stuck in your head.
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I appreciate the compliment.
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And here's my jingle as well.
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Two very good products.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Two very good products, I must admit.
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Let's pat ourselves on the back.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Two very good products.
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Two very good products.
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Um, okay.
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The votes are in.
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Ooh yeah!
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From you guys, the wonderful baddies.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And um...
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I think it's time.
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Before you give the results, Jake, pick up a lovely Krispy Kreme donut.
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Yes.
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Cheers!
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Good journey.
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Good journey.
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All the best.
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Yes.
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Yes, good sportsmanship.
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Oh my god, this is delicious.
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You got taken back. That was...
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Honestly, this is...
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One more bite.
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Mm.
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Do you have the results Jake?
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I do.
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And I think the best way to crown the winner is to play the winning jingle.
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It's the only way to do it. On three.
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Three, two, one.
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I can't believe it.
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Yes, I knew it from the start.
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I can't believe it.
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I knew it
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What can I say Jake I had a feeling I had a feeling it was my time You did say
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that you learned from your mistakes.
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Yeah, and this time you made a mistake underestimating you Congratulations Sir and baddies.
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Thanks for coming along on this journey.
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Yep.
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I'm hoping I hope you guys enjoyed as much as we did Yes!
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And honestly, if you did, you know what to do.
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Head to your nearest Krispy Kreme shop.
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As we have brought back Stimulator, Jake, I thought it would only be right to bring back one of our OG segments.
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Ooh, which one?
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Cheating, not cheating.
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Okay!
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Okay, let's go!
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And I reckon I've got some doozies.
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Really?
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Re-okay.
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But inside Infobaddies, Our bread and butter is cheating, not cheating.
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Yeah, that's the foundations of the pod.
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Blew up on TikTok with that.
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And the reason we stopped it is just because I think we literally did all of them.
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We just did all the classics, you know?
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Physically possible.
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You've got to get so creative with it.
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And it's like, that's just not relatable.
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And then these came to me because I was thinking about stimulating.
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I was like, cheating, not cheating.
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It's probably been a year and a half, two years since we've even thought about cheating, not cheating.
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So we're new men.
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So these are ones maybe a bit of the olden days kind of vibe, but these are all new.
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So cheating or not cheating, Jake, you're having sex.
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And for a split second, you think about a character from your book.
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Whoa.
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Oh shit.
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I think that if you were to,
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for some reason, be like taken over by a demon and voice that that happened, then I would be like, cheater.
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But if you keep it within, let's just like, you know, sometimes a little white lie, like what they don't know won't hurt them.
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They're not real.
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Yeah, but you've like made them real.
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Like in that, when you get, when you're doing that, you've made them real.
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Like let's be real here.
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So I'm going to say cheating, bro.
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Okay, okay.
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That's crazy.
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Crazy.
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We're off to a hot start.
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All right.
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These get a little bit complex.
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That's why I think they're good.
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So cheating, not cheating.
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You're on a night out and the girl in front of you card declines as she's buying a drink.
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She taps it again, declines again.
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So you feel bad for her and tap and pay for her drink.
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And you walk away and never talk to her.
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But you did buy a girl a drink.
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Nah, bro.
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You can't do that, eh?
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You just got to be like, game is the game.
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You have no money.
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Oh, shit.
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Cheating, yeah.
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Okay.
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Cheating in my eyes.
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Like, game is the game.
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You have no money.
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I'm not buying you a drink just because you have no money.
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You don't feel bad?
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No. What if she's there?
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Like, I'll feel bad.
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Yeah.
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I'll feel bad but I'll pretend like I didn't see her.
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What if I'll add complexity to it?
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She's like on her phone and I'm so sorry, like I can't transfer money, look there's no bars.
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Genuinely, I'd just be patient just be patient you're a dog
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I said I would just be like anyone want to like
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get this girl's drink ha ha I just be patient I'd
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be looking at the bartender like just comp it like just give it to her
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and just to get the line if you went back to Beth
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and told her that story back I didn't pay
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because like I love you what do you think she'd say no I would
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if I went back
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and told the story to Beth she probably wouldn't even be
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like did you buy her drink I would just be like yeah dead set that's why it took
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so long and i
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but like i don't feel any need i would feel no need to be like oh
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and by the way i didn't pay for the drink okay interesting interesting so
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that was cheating what would you do i don't know what
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do you mean you don't know i just told you it's cheating
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but the thing with
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that is like in my head i'm doing it to help her out yeah in a romantic sense No, of course.
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Yeah, I understand that, but also... So in my...
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I don't know.
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I think because I said night out, I would say it's cheating.
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But if I was like at a restaurant or something and you did it, I don't think it's as bad.
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Because if you're on a date...
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Because a place like that you go out to entertain women or your opposite sex.
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Okay.
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I agree with you, it is cheating.
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Yeah, no, I wouldn't do it.
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Cheating, not cheating.
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You're camping by yourself.
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You walk to your closest beach and realize it's a nudist beach.
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So you get fully naked, but there's other women on the beach.
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Cheating.
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Done.
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Really?
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How far away are they?
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Like, you're not sitting next to each other, but like, you can see each other.
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Like, 10 minutes.
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Hmm.
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And there's a few, there's dudes on the beach too.
531
A couple of women over there, a couple of dudes on the beach, but your willies just out.
532
Nah, you know what?
533
If it's a nudist beach.
534
Yeah. And like.
535
They're the rules.
536
Like you genuinely didn't know it was a nude speech and you're like, fuck it.
537
Like bit of, bit of spontaneity in my life.
538
Like, you know, you, you're like, you can see people and you can see like a dick over there.
539
You can see some boobs over there.
540
Like, you know, you're just like, I may as well be part of the crew.
541
I think it's fine.
542
Okay.
543
I see.
544
I, you know what?
545
I think it's fine.
546
Like if Beth said to me, she was camping by herself or like even with a friend.
547
Yeah.
548
Um, and she went to a beach, it was a nudist beach and they rent for a nude swim.
549
I'd probably just be like, fucking go up his hats i'd be like that's hectic true i remember were you there
550
when we went on one of our we used to have the swag boys camping trips yeah
551
and i think this was a big group an extension of the swag boys
552
and it was like eight of us i was there
553
and we went camping and we found a nudist beach by accident
554
so all eight of us got naked
555
and ran down to the beach i remember
556
and i remember some people picking up their towers
557
and leave it i remember yeah i i remember
558
because i remember i think we worked out that it wasn't a nudist beach.
559
That's why people left.
560
I thought it was.
561
Or there was just nude people there.
562
So we saw a nude guy.
563
I'm pretty sure this is what happened.
564
I'm pretty sure we saw a nude guy and thought, let's go.
565
So we all got nude and went for a nude swim.
566
And then people left and they weren't nude.
567
And we were thinking like, we did some research and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a nude beach.
568
I remember it.
569
We just committed public indecency.
570
We were all doing dolphin dives and like shining our asses.
571
Bro, we were going, I don't remember it.
572
Yeah, we're going crazy.
573
Okay, a couple left.
574
Wait a second.
575
What were they...
576
Why were we all so giddy about getting naked?
577
Young men.
578
It's something so freeing.
579
It was hilarious.
580
About being in the ocean naked because you're not meant to.
581
Yeah, true.
582
Okay.
583
Cheating, not cheating.
584
You go to give your girlfriend a hug from behind and then she turns around and it's her sister.
585
Oh.
586
Whoa.
587
That's like...
588
That's like betrayal by default and like purely accidental.
589
But like, what do you do?
590
Look, not cheating, but your day is ruined.
591
Imagine that.
592
Yo.
593
If they're not identical twins too, your month is ruined.
594
I thought that from friends, Phoebe and Ursula.
595
Yeah, bro.
596
That's what I thought of it.
597
Okay.
598
All right, two left.
599
Cheating, not cheating.
600
They get your favorite takeaway without you.
601
Oh, cheating.
602
But also they don't tell you and you only figure it out from the rubbish in the bin.
603
Cheating.
604
Oh, straight up.
605
Yeah, bro.
606
Okay, interesting.
607
That's anus.
608
Okay, last one.
609
Am I home late for dinner or some shit?
610
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
611
You're working with me.
612
She got it.
613
I'll be mad at you.
614
All right, this is the last one.
615
Okay.
616
Cheating, not cheating.
617
Using chat GBT to write a spicy message to your girlfriend.
618
Cheating.
619
and it's like cheating in the sense of like it's not a betrayal
620
but it is like betrayal at the same time you know
621
what i mean like i haven't put my penis inside another woman yeah
622
but like i've cheated at this game of being a boyfriend
623
huh no i'm trying to put it yeah cheating can't be
624
doing basically put your penis in chat actually give a shit
625
yeah good like actually give a shit yeah think about what
626
you want to say to your girlfriend think about how she makes you feel and send her the message.
627
Yeah, I agree.
628
Couldn't agree more.
629
People are probably out here writing vows.
630
Oh, 100% they are.
631
I'm going to write my vows out, right?
632
I'm going to write my vows out and they're going to be in my words.
633
I'm going to put it into Claude and be like, you just made it sound a bit better though.
634
You just make it so this comes across good.
635
Give this a good hook.
636
I reckon 100% people have done that, eh?
637
Oh yeah, 100%, yeah.
638
But I also, this isn't going to sound so harsh.
639
I also think like a lot of people who are in relationships getting married actually now love each other Oh, yeah, that oh that happens a lot.
640
Yeah.
641
Yeah.
642
Yeah.
643
Yeah, and they're like fuck this I'm just gonna get Chad Givety or Claude to do it.
644
Yo, that's crazy.
645
If I found out Cassie got Chad or Claude to like spruce up her vows, I think I'd probably like I'd be devastated.
646
Really?
647
I'd be proper like reconsidering that would break my heart this special moment this meant to mean that this is like
648
our whole relationship in fucking one paragraph you've got a robot to write it
649
you're a fucking robot you know I'd probably like I'd be pretty devoid
650
because you also can't go back and redo that
651
no or you can renew your vows
652
people renew their vows all the time oh why are you doing
653
that oh yeah fucking Cassie I wrote my vows a year
654
after a year after you get married you invite everyone to renew your vows
655
which is usually like a 30 year thing and everyone's like why so early I just want to be like everybody
656
Beth has something to tell you she's like guys the first round I choose I used AI
657
and this time I um I wrote it myself that's why we're redoing it you go through that rigmarole
658
and then Beth says the ones she wrote yeah the first
659
ones are better I'm like we didn't have to redo this I think I enjoyed the moment the first time
660
but the second time we do it
661
so the first time I've I've written vows from my brain
662
right the second time she's written vows from her brain
663
and we're redoing it because she used AI this time I use AI
664
and I read it to her and I'm like I love you
665
so much dash dash you're the best you read the end
666
would you like to give me a more polished version would
667
you like me to put this in a better format oh
668
that's it for today bringing back the OG stimulated comment below
669
if you like that and we can do it more often yes we love you stay bad
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Contesto e sfondo
Il video presenta un dialogo spontaneo tra due amici che raccontano una situazione quotidiana: una coda in un ristorante, bambini che si agitano e la tensione di decidere cosa ordinare. Questo scenario è perfetto per gli apprendisti di inglese perché riflette situazioni reali, con linguaggio colloquiale e emozioni genuine. Le conversazioni così naturali aiutano a capire l'intonazione, le pause e le espressioni usate nella vita di tutti i giorni.
Top 5 frasi per la comunicazione quotidiana
- "I need to spit this out in a cohesive way": Significa "Devo dirlo in modo chiaro e organizzato". Utile quando devi esprimerti senza confusione.
- "overstimulated": "Sovraccarico di stimoli". Perfetto per descrivere situazioni caotiche, come una coda affollata.
- "short and sweet": "Corto e conciso". Usato per definire qualcosa di breve ma efficace.
- "roll back time": "Tornare indietro nel tempo". Ideale per parlare di ripetere un momento o un'abitudine passata.
- "holy crap": Espressione informale di sorpresa. Simile a "Dio mio" in contesti colloquiali.
Guida passo passo per lo shadowing
Lo shadowing (o "shadowspeak") è un metodo efficace per migliorare la pronuncia inglese e l'fluency. Ecco come usarlo con questo video:
- Ascolta e ripeti: Riproduci un frammento di 5-10 secondi, poi fermalo e ripetilo immediatamente, imitando l'intonazione e il ritmo. Concentrati su espressioni come "holy crap" per capire l'emozione dietro le parole.
- Analizza le pause: Nota dove i parlanti fanno pause, come dopo "and then someone taps you on the shoulder". Questo aiuta a rendere la tua parlata più naturale.
- Pratichi la velocità: Il dialogo è veloce, quindi ripeti frasi come "I need to spit this out in a cohesive way" più volte finché non le pronunci con la stessa rapidità. Usa un shadowing site per confrontare la tua registrazione con l'originale.
- Imita le emozioni: I parlanti mostrano frustrazione e divertimento. Imita il tono di voce per capire come le emozioni influenzano il linguaggio. Questo è il cuore dello shadow speak!
Con pochi minuti al giorno, noterai un miglioramento nella pronuncia inglese e nella capacità di capire conversazioni reali. Ricorda: la pratica costante è la chiave!
La grammatica di questo video
Le strutture che chi parla usa di più, con le parole esatte del video:
| Struttura | Nel video |
|---|---|
| “Used to” used to + verbo — un’abitudine o uno stato passato che non è più vero | used to come · used to have |
| Present perfect have/has + participio passato — un’azione passata che conta ancora adesso | i've even created · have made · have come |
| Forma passiva be + participio passato — conta ciò che accade, non chi lo fa | was overstimulated · is gotten · are made |
| Frasi relative who / which + frase — un’informazione in più su una persona o una cosa | someone who stares · which which is · people who are |
Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.