Pratica di Shadowing: Ted Brutally Roasts The Mean Girl At School | Ted - Impara a parlare inglese con i video
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Good morning, everyone.
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Hi.
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I'm your substitute teacher, Mrs. Bennett.
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Fuck yeah!
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Great start!
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I'm, uh, I'm a little new at this, so I hope you'll be patient with me.
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I was told you're studying American poets of the early 20th century.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Okay.
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Now, let's see.
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like Mr. George left off with T.S.
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Eliot.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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Well, you know, I have a very special place in my heart for T.S.
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Eliot.
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He wrote those wonderful poems about cats.
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And when I was a little girl, whenever I'd get sick and I'd stay home in bed, my mother would read me those poems.
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They always made me feel better.
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Did I say something funny?
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You're saying you're a cat lady?
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I...
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Yes!
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Yes, I guess I am a cat lady.
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Well, that explains the blouse.
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The blouse?
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Does it look okay?
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Yeah, it looks great.
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Actually, my grandma has curtains in her bathroom, and I think that they might be the same pattern.
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Oh, what a funny coincidence.
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Leave her alone, Aaron.
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Yeah, some of us are here to learn.
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Aren't you the guy who asked the question at assembly?
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A lot of people wanted to know about the long-term side effects of drugs.
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Mrs. Bennett, did you pick out the blouse yourself?
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Yeah.
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Old Possum's book of practical cats.
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Did you pick out the skirt yourself, too?
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I did.
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Is there something wrong with my skirt?
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I mean, not unless you're someone who thinks Marshall's is too pricey.
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Hey, uh, Erin?
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Hi, Ted.
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We've never officially talked, but I know your work.
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Listen, I think Susan's doing a terrific job, so I figure this is a good time to tell you, we all know about the nose job you had last year.
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You didn't fool anybody, because we all remember before the surgery
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when you tried to kiss Danny Santucci and you poked his eye out.
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Also, and everybody in town knows this except you, your dad is really your uncle, which may have subconsciously f*ed you up caused your eating disorder,
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which is also no secret because everybody's heard you're throwing up in the bathroom.
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And also, I recently found out you're a virgin, which is interesting because you've been lying about that too.
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So I hope you do give your boyfriend fellatio because at least then there's something going down your throat besides your finger.
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That about cover it?
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Jesus Christ, Eddie.
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Sorry.
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We don't do enough for Susan at home, so I felt obligated to say those things.
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Well, go ahead, Susan.
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Well, go ahead and read, uh, The Love Song of J.
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Alfred Prufrock.
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I'll be right back.
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You know, before Mrs. B, I didn't care nothing about reading, but she opened my eyes.
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These poems really are just like rap songs.
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Oh, sweetie, are you okay?
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I'm a total fucking loser.
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Oh, honey, no. No, you're not.
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You're a very special girl.
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I just know it.
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I'm a fucking disaster.
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My whole life is an absolute fucking mess.
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You're 16.
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Your life hasn't even started yet.
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You can still be anyone you want to be.
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I'm sorry I was such a bitch.
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You know, when I was your age, I used to think my ears were too big.
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And then one day, I saw a picture in a magazine of a girl with a deformed ear
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because her mother smoked while she was in the womb.
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It was awful.
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It was like a little piece of popcorn.
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And then I realized that maybe I had more to be grateful for than I knew
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because at least I had both my ears.
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I think about that girl in the magazine and I just, I hope somebody gave her a job Well, she doesn't have to interact with the public.
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That's...
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That's f*ed up.
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Like, all of it, every part of that story.
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You are perfect just the way you are.
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And I'm sure your parents tell you that every day, don't they?
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No, not really.
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They're just obsessed with solving my brother's stupid murder.
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Oh.
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It's like you have a daughter, too.
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Would you like some chocolate milk?
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No, I'm okay.
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You're a really nice lady, Mrs. Bennett.
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Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.