Практика Shadowing: How to Speed Run Getting Cancer - Goblins Guide - Изучайте разговорный английский по видео

So you need to get cancer and fast.

Maybe you've dreamed of dying a slow painful death since childhood or maybe you're just bored in one attention.

Well I hate to break it to you but those microplastics and carcinogens you've been guzzling just won't cut it.

But don't worry as a content creator it's my responsibility to ensure my viewers are constantly exposed to cancer.

So today I'll be showing you how to give yourself cancer as fast as possible.

Cancer happens when a cell loses its moral compass and reproduces uncontrollably like a Catholic bunny on molly.

But to get there, you'll need to mutate your cell's DNA.

Now normally that takes years of aging, but we don't have time for all that, so let's expedite the process with a buffet of carcinogens.

Smoking is a great way to look badass, but did you know it's also a leading cause of lung cancer?

Smokers are 25 times more likely to develop lung cancer than non -smoking losers.

So I suggest you start chain -smoking menthols as soon as possible.

They're better than your standard reds because they numb your throat, allowing a deeper inhale.

Doctors even used to recommend menthols to relieve stress and treat asthma, but the sober tards over at the FDA had to come in with their clipboards and science.

Luckily, they haven't ruined alcohol yet.

A great way to shorten your life and boost your risk of cancer is regular alcohol consumption.

When you drink, your body converts alcohol into acetataldehyde, which is basically paint thinner for your DNA, but tastes slightly worse.

Acetataldehyde is more toxic than alcohol, so our livers turn booze into something worse than what it started with.

Great job, Evolution!

Slamming four locos doesn't just ruin your chance at employment, it can mess up your DNA, causing mutations that slow cell repair but

if you're constantly binge drinking you're more susceptible to drunk driving overdosing

and suicide which would end the cancer speed run on a technicality i suggest going easy on alcohol

if you're going for a pure cancer build

and focus on other carcinogens to make up the difference for

example processed meats are a great alternative in 2015 the world

health organization classified processed meats as a group one carcinogen that puts hot dogs on the same list as cigarettes and uranium,

which are the three things a growing boy needs.

Bacon, ham, and deli meats are coated with preservatives that turn into nitrosamines when cooked, and because that word has a bunch of syllables, it's considered a carcinogen.

With that being said, make sure you are eating as much gas station food as possible

while supplementing soylent and vegetables with red 40 Mountain Dew.

Pairing a poor diet without exercise will drastically increase your risk of cancer, But you were probably already doing that.

But if you want to make your situation way worse, doctors recommend playing ranked Counter -Strike and eating chicken nuggets all day.

Your body will become a beautiful, fertile garden in which the only thing that grows is tumors.

More fat cells means more estrogen means more inflammatory chemicals that can develop into breast, pancreatic, and colon cancer.

Non -processed meats can still be carcinogenic if you fry, smoke, or char them since they'll contain polyacilic aromatic hydrocarbons and heterocelic amines.

That's over 19 syllables.

Uh, well, at least you're drinking water safe.

The great people over at DuPont made a beautiful product called Teflon that can be found everywhere, even in your own blood.

Coincidentally, Teflon is known to cause cancer and was thrown into every product, including water, possibly as a joke.

Now, this kind of upset the entire world, so they did a rebrand to PFOA, which also caused cancer.

And now, they're on their third rebrand, Gen X.

New name, same cancer.

There's hundreds of megacorporations rapidly diluting our food, water, and air with chemicals.

I suggest moving to an area around one of these chemical manufacturers to ensure you're getting the most contaminated water as possible.

Whoa.

Better yet, work at one of these factories.

That way, you can inhale as many horrible fumes as you want.

Blending water with plastic can make a fantastic microplastic cocktail.

And if you can't afford a blender, don't worry.

Our entire water supply is already irreversibly filled with microplastics and forever chemicals that have made their way into our bloodstream.

While you might think our world has only recently become a fish tank loaded with carcinogens, it's been this way for over a century.

The 1900s introduced amazing products like leaded gasoline, x -ray machines for fitting shoes, and Adam Sandler.

Oh, and asbestos, which was practically seasoning back then.

Hey, sweetheart, the steak's pretty dry and awful.

Frankly, also, I hate you.

Can you pass the asbestos?

Oh, honey, you can get it yourself if it's next to the x -ray machine.

Hi, Dad.

X -rays pass through soft tissues but get absorbed by dense materials like your bones.

But they can also knock electrons off of atoms in a process called ionization.

This creates charged particles that can wreak havoc inside your cells.

Even non -ionized waves can cause problems.

For example, the sun blasts UV rays at our skin that excites electrons and breaks down chemical bonds.

So, throw away your sunscreen and head on down to your nearest nude beach.

For any aspiring supervillains out there, you could simply destroy the electromagnetosphere that protects Earth from cosmic rays.

This can only be done if you cool down the Earth's core, which generates the magnetosphere.

You could do this by either pumping trillions of gallons of liquid nitrogen into the core, or crashing a planet into the Earth.

You could also just move to a planet without an electromagnetosphere like Venus or Mars, but that's a little less fun.

I know a lot of you guys aren't big fans of the sun.

It's too bright and it's kind of condescending.

So tanning booths can be used instead here.

They actually emit 15 times more UV radiation than the sun.

Now, I typically don't care for microtransactions like this, but if you're really committed to cancer maxing, it's kind of worth the investment.

Let's move on to some heavier stuff, specifically the heaviest elements in the periodic table.

These guys are bad news and are radioactive because they have no stable isotopes.

Think of them like 12 -year -olds.

High energy, unpredictable, and likely to explode if left unsupervised.

Take plutonium, for example.

It's one of the most deadly elements on Earth.

Hanging out with plutonium for seconds is worse than chain smoking inside a tanning bed stuffed with asbestos.

Its nucleus is too bloated with protons and neutrons to stay together, and like your ex -girlfriend, it doesn't want to exist so it makes sure everyone around them suffers.

But if you really want to max out on radiation, I gotta recommend gamma rays.

They're way more harmful than any other ray, and you can access gamma rays from nuclear bombs or take a bite out of Chernobyl's elephant's foot.

This doesn't even look like an elephant's foot!

Chernobyl's elephant's foot is considered the most radioactive place on Earth.

It's a mass of melted nuclear fuel formed during the meltdown.

It originally emitted over 10 ,000 retkins per hour, enough to kill someone within minutes.

For context, that would probably kill an elephant within at least 5 to 10 minutes.

To this day, it's still hot and glows in the dark a bit.

While most elephants' feet weigh about 100 pounds, the one in Chernobyl weighs almost 4 million pounds.

But to be exposed to the most gamma rays, you'll need to visit a black hole's accretion disc.

We're running a little low on time, and all these tumors are making it extremely hard to talk.

So long friend of the channel, Ellie Andrews, and his little buddy, St. Aiden, wrote a rap to cover everything else.

To the floor, quick lick the vinyl If you're really on a mission and it isn't survival If it's laundry day, do a laundry week And each time of bleach,

snip dry your sheets Light a scented candle for the sweet benzenes Put your head by a diesel exhaust

and breathe Sunny days, try to spend outside without sunscreen

But bug spray's fine Do all of the above

and it won't be observable Till the doc calls back and it tells you it's terminal Thank you.

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В диалоге часто встречаются связки слов, где звуки сливаются. Например, "gonna get" превращается в "gonna get" с неочевидным переходом между "gonna" и "get". Также обратите внимание на редукции, как в фразе "don't worry" — здесь "don't" звучит как "dun't". Эти особенности делают речь более естественной, и их важно замечать, чтобы потом использовать в своем разговоре.

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Чтобы подражать ритму и ударениям спикера, практикуйте "shadow speech" — повторяйте фразы сразу после него, стараясь совпадать по темпу и интонации. Например, в предложении "Smokers are 25 times more likely to develop lung cancer than non-smoking losers" основной удар падает на "25 times", "more likely", "lung cancer" и "non-smoking losers". Это помогает передать эмоциональную окраску и важность информации. Также обратите внимание на короткие, быстрые реплики, которые создают ощущение спонтанности — это ключевой аспект разговорного английского. Используйте этот подход на shadowing сайтах или при самостоятельной работе с видео, и вы быстро заметите прогресс.

Учить английский по видео — это отличный способ улучшить речь, и с помощью "shadow speak" вы сможете не только понять, но и повторить речь носителя практически без усилий. Памятите: важно сосредоточиться не только на словах, но и на их звучании и эмоциональной нагрузке.

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Конструкции, которые говорящий использует чаще всего, с точными словами из видео:

Конструкция	В видео
Пассивный залог be + причастие прошедшего времени — важно, что происходит, а не кто это делает	are coated · being said · can be found
Present Perfect have/has + причастие прошедшего времени — прошлое действие, важное сейчас	you've dreamed · haven't ruined · have made
Придаточные определительные who / which + предложение — уточнение о человеке или предмете	acetataldehyde, which is · asbestos, which was

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Shadowing — это научно обоснованная техника изучения языка, изначально разработанная для подготовки профессиональных переводчиков и популяризированная полиглотом доктором Александром Аргуэльесом. Метод прост, но эффективен: вы слушаете аудио на английском от носителей языка и немедленно повторяете вслух — как тень, следующая за говорящим с задержкой в 1–2 секунды. В отличие от пассивного прослушивания или грамматических упражнений, Shadowing заставляет мозг и мышцы рта одновременно обрабатывать и воспроизводить реальные речевые паттерны. Исследования показывают, что это значительно улучшает точность произношения, интонацию, ритм, связную речь, понимание на слух и беглость речи — что делает его одним из самых эффективных методов для подготовки к IELTS Speaking и реального общения на английском.

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