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So you need to get cancer and fast.

Maybe you've dreamed of dying a slow painful death since childhood or maybe you're just bored in one attention.

Well I hate to break it to you but those microplastics and carcinogens you've been guzzling just won't cut it.

But don't worry as a content creator it's my responsibility to ensure my viewers are constantly exposed to cancer.

So today I'll be showing you how to give yourself cancer as fast as possible.

Cancer happens when a cell loses its moral compass and reproduces uncontrollably like a Catholic bunny on molly.

But to get there, you'll need to mutate your cell's DNA.

Now normally that takes years of aging, but we don't have time for all that, so let's expedite the process with a buffet of carcinogens.

Smoking is a great way to look badass, but did you know it's also a leading cause of lung cancer?

Smokers are 25 times more likely to develop lung cancer than non -smoking losers.

So I suggest you start chain -smoking menthols as soon as possible.

They're better than your standard reds because they numb your throat, allowing a deeper inhale.

Doctors even used to recommend menthols to relieve stress and treat asthma, but the sober tards over at the FDA had to come in with their clipboards and science.

Luckily, they haven't ruined alcohol yet.

A great way to shorten your life and boost your risk of cancer is regular alcohol consumption.

When you drink, your body converts alcohol into acetataldehyde, which is basically paint thinner for your DNA, but tastes slightly worse.

Acetataldehyde is more toxic than alcohol, so our livers turn booze into something worse than what it started with.

Great job, Evolution!

Slamming four locos doesn't just ruin your chance at employment, it can mess up your DNA, causing mutations that slow cell repair but

if you're constantly binge drinking you're more susceptible to drunk driving overdosing

and suicide which would end the cancer speed run on a technicality i suggest going easy on alcohol

if you're going for a pure cancer build

and focus on other carcinogens to make up the difference for

example processed meats are a great alternative in 2015 the world

health organization classified processed meats as a group one carcinogen that puts hot dogs on the same list as cigarettes and uranium,

which are the three things a growing boy needs.

Bacon, ham, and deli meats are coated with preservatives that turn into nitrosamines when cooked, and because that word has a bunch of syllables, it's considered a carcinogen.

With that being said, make sure you are eating as much gas station food as possible

while supplementing soylent and vegetables with red 40 Mountain Dew.

Pairing a poor diet without exercise will drastically increase your risk of cancer, But you were probably already doing that.

But if you want to make your situation way worse, doctors recommend playing ranked Counter -Strike and eating chicken nuggets all day.

Your body will become a beautiful, fertile garden in which the only thing that grows is tumors.

More fat cells means more estrogen means more inflammatory chemicals that can develop into breast, pancreatic, and colon cancer.

Non -processed meats can still be carcinogenic if you fry, smoke, or char them since they'll contain polyacilic aromatic hydrocarbons and heterocelic amines.

That's over 19 syllables.

Uh, well, at least you're drinking water safe.

The great people over at DuPont made a beautiful product called Teflon that can be found everywhere, even in your own blood.

Coincidentally, Teflon is known to cause cancer and was thrown into every product, including water, possibly as a joke.

Now, this kind of upset the entire world, so they did a rebrand to PFOA, which also caused cancer.

And now, they're on their third rebrand, Gen X.

New name, same cancer.

There's hundreds of megacorporations rapidly diluting our food, water, and air with chemicals.

I suggest moving to an area around one of these chemical manufacturers to ensure you're getting the most contaminated water as possible.

Whoa.

Better yet, work at one of these factories.

That way, you can inhale as many horrible fumes as you want.

Blending water with plastic can make a fantastic microplastic cocktail.

And if you can't afford a blender, don't worry.

Our entire water supply is already irreversibly filled with microplastics and forever chemicals that have made their way into our bloodstream.

While you might think our world has only recently become a fish tank loaded with carcinogens, it's been this way for over a century.

The 1900s introduced amazing products like leaded gasoline, x -ray machines for fitting shoes, and Adam Sandler.

Oh, and asbestos, which was practically seasoning back then.

Hey, sweetheart, the steak's pretty dry and awful.

Frankly, also, I hate you.

Can you pass the asbestos?

Oh, honey, you can get it yourself if it's next to the x -ray machine.

Hi, Dad.

X -rays pass through soft tissues but get absorbed by dense materials like your bones.

But they can also knock electrons off of atoms in a process called ionization.

This creates charged particles that can wreak havoc inside your cells.

Even non -ionized waves can cause problems.

For example, the sun blasts UV rays at our skin that excites electrons and breaks down chemical bonds.

So, throw away your sunscreen and head on down to your nearest nude beach.

For any aspiring supervillains out there, you could simply destroy the electromagnetosphere that protects Earth from cosmic rays.

This can only be done if you cool down the Earth's core, which generates the magnetosphere.

You could do this by either pumping trillions of gallons of liquid nitrogen into the core, or crashing a planet into the Earth.

You could also just move to a planet without an electromagnetosphere like Venus or Mars, but that's a little less fun.

I know a lot of you guys aren't big fans of the sun.

It's too bright and it's kind of condescending.

So tanning booths can be used instead here.

They actually emit 15 times more UV radiation than the sun.

Now, I typically don't care for microtransactions like this, but if you're really committed to cancer maxing, it's kind of worth the investment.

Let's move on to some heavier stuff, specifically the heaviest elements in the periodic table.

These guys are bad news and are radioactive because they have no stable isotopes.

Think of them like 12 -year -olds.

High energy, unpredictable, and likely to explode if left unsupervised.

Take plutonium, for example.

It's one of the most deadly elements on Earth.

Hanging out with plutonium for seconds is worse than chain smoking inside a tanning bed stuffed with asbestos.

Its nucleus is too bloated with protons and neutrons to stay together, and like your ex -girlfriend, it doesn't want to exist so it makes sure everyone around them suffers.

But if you really want to max out on radiation, I gotta recommend gamma rays.

They're way more harmful than any other ray, and you can access gamma rays from nuclear bombs or take a bite out of Chernobyl's elephant's foot.

This doesn't even look like an elephant's foot!

Chernobyl's elephant's foot is considered the most radioactive place on Earth.

It's a mass of melted nuclear fuel formed during the meltdown.

It originally emitted over 10 ,000 retkins per hour, enough to kill someone within minutes.

For context, that would probably kill an elephant within at least 5 to 10 minutes.

To this day, it's still hot and glows in the dark a bit.

While most elephants' feet weigh about 100 pounds, the one in Chernobyl weighs almost 4 million pounds.

But to be exposed to the most gamma rays, you'll need to visit a black hole's accretion disc.

We're running a little low on time, and all these tumors are making it extremely hard to talk.

So long friend of the channel, Ellie Andrews, and his little buddy, St. Aiden, wrote a rap to cover everything else.

To the floor, quick lick the vinyl If you're really on a mission and it isn't survival If it's laundry day, do a laundry week And each time of bleach,

snip dry your sheets Light a scented candle for the sweet benzenes Put your head by a diesel exhaust

and breathe Sunny days, try to spend outside without sunscreen

But bug spray's fine Do all of the above

and it won't be observable Till the doc calls back and it tells you it's terminal Thank you.

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שיעור הדיבור הזה ברמה C1 מבוסס על הסרטון “How to Speed Run Getting Cancer - Goblins Guide”. המילים שחוזרות הכי הרבה: cancer, ray, carcinogen. בסרטון הזה יש 97 משפטים ו-1415 מילים לתרגול Shadowing. הדיבור נמשך 8:41. הדובר מדבר בקצב טבעי של כ-163 מילים בדקה, קרוב לשיחה יומיומית. רק 76% מהמילים נמצאות בין 3,000 המילים הנפוצות ביותר באנגלית, כך שאוצר המילים מאתגר.

אוצר מילים מרכזי בסרטון הזה

15 המילים המתקדמות ביותר בסרטון, עם ההגייה והמשמעות שלהן:

מילה	הגייה	משמעות
asbestos שם עצם	/æsˈbɛs.təs/	אזבסט
gamma שם עצם	/ˈɡæ.mə/	גָּמָא
inhale פועל	/ɪnˈheɪl/	שָׁאַף
plutonium שם עצם	/pluːˈtoʊniəm/	פְּלוּטוֹנְיוּם
syllable שם עצם	/ˈsɪl.ə.bəl/	הֲבָרָה
radioactive שם תואר	/ˌɹeɪdioʊˈæktɪv/	רדיואקטיבי
weigh פועל	/weɪ/	שקל
laundry שם עצם	/ˈlɔːn.dɹi/	כְּבִיסָה
elephant שם עצם	/ˈɛlɪfənt/	פִּיל
accretion שם עצם	/əˈkɹiʃən/	ספיחה
aspire פועל	/əˈspaɪɚ/	שָׁאַף
blender שם עצם	/ˈblɛn.dɚ/	מַמְחֶה
bloodstream שם עצם	/ˈblʌd.stɹɪim/	זרם הדם
dilute פועל	/daɪˈljuːt/	דילל
estrogen שם עצם	/ˈɛstɹəd͡ʒən/	אסטרוגן

Phrasal verbs שתשמעו

מילה	משמעות
throw away פועל	הִשְׁלִיךְ

דקדוק בסרטון הזה

המבנים שהדובר משתמש בהם הכי הרבה, עם המילים המדויקות מהסרטון:

מבנה	בסרטון
סביל (Passive voice) be + past participle — הדגש הוא על מה שקורה, לא על מי שעושה את הפעולה	are constantly exposed · are coated · being said
הווה מושלם (Present perfect) have/has + past participle — פעולה שקרתה בעבר ועדיין יש לה חשיבות או השפעה עכשיו	you've dreamed · haven't ruined · have made
משפטי זיקה (Relative clauses) who / which + clause — מידע נוסף על אדם או דבר	acetataldehyde, which is · asbestos, which was

הגייה ששווה לשים לב אליה

הדובר משתמש ב-32 קיצורים וצורות מקוצרות, כמו you're, don't, doesn't. אמרו אותם בצורה הקצרה, כפי שאתם שומעים אותם.

הצלילים של “sh” ו-“zh”: accretion /əˈkɹiʃən/, ionization /ˌaɪənɪˈzeɪʃən/, shorten /ˈʃɔɹtn̩/, mutation /mjuˈteɪʃən/
מילים ארוכות — שימו לב להטעמה: carcinogen /kɑɹˈsɪnəd͡ʒən/, radioactive /ˌɹeɪdioʊˈæktɪv/, aromatic /ˌɛɹ.əˈmæt.ɪk/, carcinogenic /ˌkɑː(ɹ)sɪnəˈd͡ʒɛnɪk/, contaminate /kənˈtæmɪneɪt/

צלילים שדוברי עברית מתקשים בהם:

/w/ — שפתיים מעוגלות, לא /v/: weigh /weɪ/, sweetheart /ˈswiːtˌhɑːt/, whoa /woʊ/
/æ/ — פתוח יותר מה-“אֶ” העברית, לא כמו “a” ב-“cup”: asbestos /æsˈbɛs.təs/, gamma /ˈɡæ.mə/, rebrand /ɹiːˈbɹænd/, radioactive /ˌɹeɪdioʊˈæktɪv/, tan /tæn/
/r/ — הלשון לא נוגעת בשום מקום, לא ה-“ר” הגרונית: carcinogen /kɑɹˈsɪnəd͡ʒən/, rebrand /ɹiːˈbɹænd/, radioactive /ˌɹeɪdioʊˈæktɪv/, tumor /tuː.məɹ/, laundry /ˈlɔːn.dɹi/

איך לתרגל עם הסרטון הזה

הקשיבו לכל הסרטון פעם אחת בלי לדבר, ורשמו את המילים שאתם לא מכירים.
התחילו במהירות 0.75×, תרגלו Shadowing משפט אחר משפט, וחזרו למהירות רגילה כשזה מרגיש קל.
הקליטו את עצמכם והשוו למקור, תוך תשומת לב למילים כמו asbestos, gamma, inhale.

מהי טכניקת השאדואינג?

שאדואינג היא טכניקת למידת שפה מבוססת מדע שפותחה במקור להכשרת מתורגמנים מקצועיים ופופולרית על ידי הפוליגלוט ד"ר אלכסנדר ארגואלס. השיטה פשוטה אך עוצמתית: אתה מקשיב לאודיו באנגלית ילידית וחוזר עליו בקול רם מיד — כמו צל העוקב אחרי הדובר עם עיכוב של 1–2 שניות בלבד. בניגוד להאזנה פסיבית או תרגילי דקדוק, שאדואינג מכריח את המוח והשרירים בפה לעבד ולשחזר דפוסי דיבור אמיתיים בו זמנית. מחקרים מראים שזה משפר משמעותית את דיוק ההגייה, האינטונציה, הקצב, הדיבור המחובר, הבנת השמיעה ושטף הדיבור — מה שהופך אותו לאחת השיטות היעילות ביותר להכנה לIELTS Speaking ולתקשורת באנגלית בעולם האמיתי.

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