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But listen, you gotta kick me out of school.

Ted, I already told you.

I have weed.

What?

I am in possession of marijuana here on school premises.

May I see it?

Well, I...

I lost it.

You lost it.

Yeah, but he had weed, alright?

I'm a witness.

I would need to see the marijuana for there to be consequences.

Look, we are telling you the truth.

Yeah, I'm a bad seed.

See, look.

I love you.

Drugs.

I love drugs.

Should we say grace?

Oh, yeah, good idea.

Hello, God.

It's me, Ted, one of your weirder creations.

Sorry about what I said today.

Not that your deacons aren't attractive, but I'm saving my mouth for marriage.

Let us not be so high that we have to call an ambulance.

Amen.

Okay.

Let there be lights.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Uh, hi.

I'm, uh...

John Bennett.

Hi there.

Ooh.

You just, uh, wash your hands?

Uh, yeah, I just, when I, you know, a while ago, not now.

I had diarrhea.

Hi, I'm Ted.

I'm Sheila.

Oh, let's not ruin things.

Hey, listen, we couldn't help but notice you were, uh, smoking a little pot.

Yeah, mid-times, you know.

What, are you gonna narc on me?

Oh, we're not judging.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Teddy and I often partake of...

El Bowl.

And the pot inside it.

Da.

Cha-cha-cha.

You know what the problem is?

Education.

There is a complete lack of education in this family.

That's not true.

I go to school.

I'm taking a pottery class.

What about Ted?

Hmm?

He's never had a day of education in his life, and it shows, using words like Polack.

Oh, it was Polack.

The teacher says my ashtray shows promise.

You should be going to school every day with John.

You'd learn something, and maybe you wouldn't make all these ignorant comments.

Uh-huh, yeah, no thanks.

Why not? Because.

TV.

You guys need marriage counseling.

Oh, that.

What's the matter?

You scared of therapy, too?

Oh, it's .

I'm not gonna pay some shrink 80 bucks to sit there

and show me ink blots that all look like priests with their dicks out.

Well, I...

I think that's already progress.

Huh?

Look, I have a proposal.

I've saved up a little money working extra shifts at the coffee shop.

As my Christmas gift to you and Susan this year, I will pay for one marriage counseling session.

All you gotta do is show up.

Oh, maybe, can we?

Jesus, Susan.

What would we even talk about?

Well, we could talk about how much we love each other.

Okay, you know what?

Fine.

We'll go.

Just to show you that you're full of s*, and Susan and I have a great marriage.

In fact, you know what?

Let's go.

Right now.

It's not open at 9 p.m.

Oh, and the bull s* begins!

Now, let's start with the basics.

Would you classify your marriage as sexually satisfying?

What?

How often would you say you have intercourse?

That's none of your goddamn business.

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Look, why don't we just stick to...

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Every six months.

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Every six months.

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And what about anal?

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Jesus Christ!

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We do like the room to be clean, yeah.

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She said, yes?

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Hilarious.

108

Okay, now I want you to turn to each other and say the meanest thing you can think of.

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How is everything?

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Oh, it's just wonderful.

111

Not good, Kevo.

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The word apple ain't in here anywhere.

113

They allow diagonal, sir.

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Well, they should put that in the goddamn directions.

115

I'll tell the chef.

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Yeah.

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Maddy, you have to try this crab.

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No, I'm fine.

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Oh, just one bite.

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It's so delicious.

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I'm fine.

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I got my own food.

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Just a baby bite.

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I don't want any.

125

Just try it.

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Just one bite.

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Jesus Christ, Susan, why is it always so important that I have some of what you ordered?

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I want you to have some of this because I think you'll like it.

129

Well, if I wanted the goddamn crab, I would've ordered the goddamn crab.

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But in the car on the way home, I can say, wasn't it good?

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For f*s sake, all right.

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You know?

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All right.

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Oh, God damn it.

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Okay, this is perfect.

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Mom and Dad are gonna be out of the house and Blair's got school.

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There will never be a better time. For what?

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To rent a real porno.

139

Well, how are we supposed to do it?

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That butt nut in the store says we gotta be 18.

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There's a different guy that comes in at 6 for the night shift.

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All right, we get fake IDs, we go in after 6, we can rent that porno.

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I don't know, Johnny, it's a risk.

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I mean, if we get caught...

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Teddy, watching other people have sex on a TV screen, that's just about the coolest thing a person can do.

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It's worth the risk.

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By this time tomorrow, that dream could be ours.

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All right.

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Let's get some sleep.

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We jerk at first light.

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Okay, now, as far as anyone knows, we're two ad executives on a business trip from Hartford looking for some local talent.

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Right.

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Hey, uh, keep these milkshakes coming, huh?

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Sure thing.

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You know, um, we're celebrating.

156

Just landed a big account.

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Bounty.

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It's a very famous paper towel.

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Yep, I use them every day.

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Oh, terrific.

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Well, you know, originally the slogan was supposed to be the quicker picker-upper, but we added the word thicker, quicker picker-upper.

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Bought a summer house with that one adjective.

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We can't read this whole thing.

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Well, if we're gonna figure out if I'm actually Jesus, we at least gotta skim it.

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I have never seen pages so thin.

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I know.

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It's like Kleenex with boring stories on it.

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You know, I was thinking, how do we know that Dennis isn't Jesus?

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Johnny, Jesus walked on water, all right?

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Walked.

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That means he had feet, not wheels.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Oh, wait, hang on.

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Stop right there.

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Look, look, look.

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Matthew 21, 31.

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Truly I say to you, the tax collectors and prostitutes go into the kingdom of heaven before you.

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Look at that.

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Jesus hangs out with hookers.

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Yeah, and he says there's hookers in heaven, too.

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He sounds a lot like you.

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Oh, yeah, heaven is probably mostly hookers.

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Wait, so you're paying for sex in heaven?

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You're not paying them for sex.

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You're paying them to fly away.

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Oh.

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Let's see.

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And behold, I come quickly, and my reward is with me to give ev...

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What was that first part?

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Uh, behold, I come quickly.

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Jesus said that?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's not the kind of thing I'd start with, behold.

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What else?

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Look, look, look, right there, right there.

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John the Apostle.

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Jesus had an apostle named John.

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Holy shit.

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Those were like his buddies, right?

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Yeah, yeah, there was Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Johnny, Blitzen, and Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.

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There's no doubt anymore.

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I'm the Lord Jesus Christ.

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Holy shit.

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Does this mean you have, like, powers and stuff?

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Yeah, but I probably gotta learn how to use them.

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Flip it as spells.

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Okay, spells.

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Spells, spells, spells.

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I wonder what my alignment is.

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Chaotic good.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Good, but, like, you know, I might fuck around a little bit.

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Yeah.

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Shit, we supposed to have dice?

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Let the festivities begin.

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How many we got?

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Well, let's see.

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We got 20 cartons, 12 eggs in each.

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That's gotta be, like, 20 dozen eggs, right?

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Fantastic.

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Do you think we're getting too old for this?

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Oh, come on, Johnny.

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We're doing a public service here.

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If a kid leaves the house in a less-than-stellar Halloween costume, he's got to get the bad news before he makes a fool of himself all over town.

225

We're Samaritans.

226

You remember last year?

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Oh, check it out.

228

There's one.

229

Hey, nice costume!

230

Thank you.

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為什麼用這個影片練習口語？

想提升英語口語，怎能錯過充滿生活氣息的對話？這個影片裡，Ted和朋友們的互動真實又幽默，涵蓋了校園、社交等日常場景，特別適合用來做英語影子跟讀。通過模仿他們的語氣、節奏，你能快速掌握自然的口語表達，擺脫“教科書式”生硬。而且，對話裡的幽默元素能讓練習更有趣，不知不覺就沉浸其中，提升英語口語練習的效率哦！

語境中的語法與表達

影片裡有不少實用表達，一起來看看：

“I'm in possession of marijuana here on school premises.” 這裡用“in possession of”表示“持有”，比“have”更正式，適合特定場景。
“Let us not be so high that we have to call an ambulance.” “so...that...”結構表“如此……以至於……”，在口語中用來誇張表達，很生動。
“Teddy and I often partake of... El Bowl.” “partake of”是“享用（食物/飲品）”的文雅說法，在輕鬆對話中用顯得有趣又特別。

常見發音陷阱

練習時要注意這些發音難點：

“marijuana”的發音是/mærəˈwɑːnə/，中間的“wɑː”容易被讀錯，記得舌頭要放鬆。
“diarrhea”發音為/ˌdaɪəˈriːə/，音節較多，要注意連讀和重音位置。
“narc”在對話中是“告密”的意思，發音為/nɑːrk/，尾音要輕，別讀成“nark”。

不妨試試shadow speech技巧，跟著影片逐句跟讀，專注於發音和語調。現在就開啟影片，開始你的影子跟讀練習吧，shadowing site上也有很多類似資源，堅持下去，口語一定會進步！

影片中的語法

說話人最常用的結構，並附上影片中的原話：

結構	影片中的用法
現在完成時 have/has + 過去分詞 — 過去發生但與現在仍有關聯的事	I've saved · have never seen
用 “should” 提建議 should + 動詞 — 表示應該做的事	Should we say · should be · should put
最高階 the -est / the most … — 一組中最高或最低的	the meanest · the coolest
現在進行時 am/is/are + -ing — 此刻或近期正在發生的事	are telling · I'm saving · we're not judging

什麼是跟讀法？

跟讀法 (Shadowing) 是一種有科學依據的語言學習技巧，最初開發用於專業口譯員的培訓，並由多語言者Alexander Arguelles博士普及。這個方法簡單而強大：您在聽英語母語原聲的同時立即大聲重複——就像是一個延遲1-2秒緊跟說話者的影子。與被動聽力或語法練習不同，跟讀法強迫您的大腦和口腔肌肉同時處理並模模擬實的講話模式。研究表明它能顯著提高發音準確性，語調，節奏，連讀，聽力理解和口語流利度——使其成為雅思口語備考和真實英語交流最有效的方法之一。

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什麼是跟讀法？