跟读练习: How to Survive the Apocalypse | Kiry Shabazz | Stand Up Comedy - 通过视频学习英语口语
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I'm on day two of Ozimbik.
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I'm on day two of Ozimbik, and my confidence is already through the roof.
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This fat girl tried to talk to me.
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I was like, uh-uh, not no more, bitch.
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Them days are over.
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This your lady?
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Not in a month.
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She coming with me.
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Matter of fact, all you dudes in here, you got one month left with your girl. So, she choosing.
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With my new body now, I'm not a comedian no more.
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So, unfortunately, I don't have jokes tonight.
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I came here to prepare y'all for the inevitable apocalypse.
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Y'all realize that, right?
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The world's ending.
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Some of y'all out here still dating and moving like there's a country left.
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It's over.
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Stop, if you a couple tonight, you don't got to do it now, but at some point on the way home, look at the person you went and be like, can I survive the apocalypse with them?
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And if the answer is no, get rid of them.
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No hard feelings.
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Y'all can make it a couple's activity.
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Gift them with a crossbow and wish them well, but you gotta survive this thing.
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There's some single people in here too.
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Look, ladies, tall men, I know y'all love them, useless in the apocalypse.
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You can't do nothing with a tall man in the apocalypse.
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You can't hide him nowhere.
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Y'all trying to hide from the drones.
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This big dummy making eye contact with him.
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Like, nigga Duck, what are you doing?
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Tall dudes can't even whisper.
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Have you heard a tall dude whisper?
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There goes our cover.
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Great.
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Ladies, you need a short king that can burrow.
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Short kings in the house.
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You need a short man that can get low in a pinch.
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He could do a surprise attack.
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A soldier stops you.
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He's searching through your bug out bag.
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Guess who in there?
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Your short king.
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Jumps out like a Pokemon.
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Stabs him in arteries.
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What do you need?
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Your tall king gonna get separated.
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They gonna take your tall man.
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They gonna take him to labor camp.
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He gonna have to join the militia.
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Your short game coming with you, women and children.
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He coming, right?
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Put a little propeller hat on him, he good to go.
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Write this one, young man, you're good.
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Ladies, y'all gonna need them short kings.
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And it's not just the women, fellas, it's us too.
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There's no use for a freak in the apocalypse.
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This girl's telling me she has squirted her.
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Bitch, that is irresponsible.
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Resources are scarce.
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and you have the temerity to squirt on night?
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We gotta hike tomorrow, you gonna be dehydrated.
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Don't look at my canteen, I'm not sharing.
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You need to treat your pussy like a camel's hump and preserve the Lord's liquids, all right?
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What is it?
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Is it pee?
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It's sustenance, and we might...
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We might need it.
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Put out a fire, you never know.
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That shit don't even sound sexy in Apocalypse, do it?
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Pussy stay wet, pussy stay dripping.
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Great, now the hounds have tracked us, great.
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Great.
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Left a trail right to the hideout.
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It's bad, I'm telling you.
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Red flags won't be red flags in the apocalypse.
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The things we don't like now are gonna be valuable assets in the end times, right?
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My homie told me I was gonna break up with his girl because she's a stalker.
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I'm like, not in the apocalypse, that bitch is a tracker.
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You might need your crazy acts.
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You out forging in the woods, you slip and get lost in the cave.
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What's that movie, 127 Hours?
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Guess we're gonna find you, your crazy girl.
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Especially if she think you're in a cave with that bitch.
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She on her way.
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She on her way.
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Your healthy girl gonna respect your boundaries, all right?
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Fuck my boundaries and come find me.
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I'm gonna need that shit, man.
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I'm telling you.
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Ladies, stop.
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Let it go.
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You look too pretty for the apocalypse.
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I'm gonna be real.
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You too high maintenance.
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Ladies, let yourself go, all right?
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Let that gallus on the back of your foot grow.
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You might need it to cut rope.
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You don't know...
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Somebody got you bound and tied up, like, babe, give me your foot.
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Too superficial.
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Last one.
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Man, I'm telling you, ladies, I know y'all love big dicks, but micropenis...
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
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You don't need it.
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Micropenises is how we got into this mess in the first place.
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One very particular micropenis...
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Some say the best.
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I'm not gonna survive the apocalypse, so I'm dating for what I need right now in this immediate moment.
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I'm on the apps looking for a Filipino nurse.
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Male or female, I don't...
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As long as your pronouns are in, we good to go.
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What you identify?
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Can you check vitals?
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Because my healthcare, man, they're playing with my healthcare.
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Try to get Adderall.
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Well, I could never really get Adderall.
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For those who don't know, Adderall's a pill that was invented so that white students can compete with Asians.
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It's a fact, yeah.
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And because of that, they don't really like to give it to black people. So...
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I'm glad y'all found that shit funny.
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It's very inconvenient.
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I want Adderall.
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I got to meet a kid named Cooper at a middle school.
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It's not...
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Met up with Cooper, he was saying, because his parents...
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He was worried one of his parents get deported.
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I thought he was white.
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Turns out he's Waysian.
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I don't know if y'all know what Waysian is.
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It's half white, half Asian, so...
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He technically is Adderall.
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He don't need it.
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You know what I mean? But...
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I felt bad man because right now immigration all the shit going on in this country man is
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that ice shit is evil I don't care what side you want
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if you can't see with your own eyes ice is evil
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something is truly wrong with you like look I support look
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I'm never down no for real I'm not doing it for
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class man that's how I truly feel especially here in California right we targeted Mexicans
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and Latinos this is native indigenous land that was stolen from people Texas Arizona, all of that.
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You take DeLynn and deny them access to it.
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I don't know if you guys know this, but Chicago has a large, thriving Mexican community.
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And when I found that out, I was like, all right, now that's trespassing.
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That's...
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Now, hold on now.
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You had to pass several states to get to that shit.
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Mexicans in Chirac?
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Snow Mexicans?
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And I'm sorry if that's racist.
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If it is, pull me aside.
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Let's have a dialogue, but...
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The snow is robbing you of a rich Latino.
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You can't jump on a bouncy house in the blizzard.
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Like, what?
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Do I think every Mexican immigrant here is a criminal?
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No. Do I think everyone in Chicago is?
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You're goddamn right.
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I don't...
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Trust white people from Chicago.
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Listen, you don't need me to know that you don't belong in Chicago.
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The city itself, the way it spells, C-H-I-C-A-G-O.
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Chica, go.
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Get the fuck out.
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All this stuff, man.
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This country is just mad right now.
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Everybody was tripping about Bad Bunny, right, about his halftime performance because it wasn't in English.
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That was a very beautiful performance, and I was real.
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I was on his side.
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I didn't think he should perform an English performance in Spanish because as a performer who travels around a lot
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and speaks in English, there's always a confused white man with a confused look on his face.
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Like he can't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.
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There's one here tonight, and you're being very polite about it.
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You're being very polite, but you haven't heard anything I've said all night.
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All he's heard was, Shabbataboo-bop-blah!
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We're gonna live on a boat!
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Zattery!
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Blow them tickets for Pat Pies, niggas!
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He's gonna be like, what did you do last night?
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He was like, I think I saw Lizzo.
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I don't know.
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She had a new song about squirting in the apocalypse.
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I've been Kari Shabazz.
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Y'all been great.
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本课的词汇与口语要点
这节 B2 级别的口语课以视频“How to Survive the Apocalypse”为素材。 视频中反复出现的词有：apocalypse, tall, ladies。 这段视频共有 181 个句子、1384 个单词可供跟读。 讲话部分时长为 10:12。 说话人语速平稳，每分钟约 136 个词，很适合跟读。 只有 80% 的单词属于英语最常用的 3,000 词，词汇难度较高。
视频中的重点词汇
视频中最难的 15 个单词，附发音和释义：
| 单词 | 发音 | 释义 |
|---|---|---|
| apocalypse 名词 | /əˈpɑkəlɪps/ | 災變 /灾变, 災難 /灾难 |
| polite 形容词 | /pəˈlaɪt/ | 有禮貌 /有礼貌, 客氣 /客气 |
| boundary 名词 | /ˈbaʊndɹi/ | 邊界 /边界 |
| burrow 名词 | /ˈbʌɹoʊ/ | 地洞 |
| canteen 名词 | /kænˈtin/ | 水壺 /水壶 |
| crossbow 名词 | /ˈkɹɒsbəʊ/ | 弩, 十字弓 |
| deport 动词 | /dɪˈpɔɹt/ | 驅逐出境 /驱逐出境, 驅逐 /驱逐 |
| gallows 名词 | /ˈɡæloʊz/ | 絞刑架 /绞刑架, 絞架 /绞架 |
| hideout 名词 | /ˈhaɪdˌaʊt/ | 隱匿處 /隐匿处, 巢穴 |
| inconvenient 形容词 | /ˌɪn.kənˈviːni.ənt/ | 不方便, 不便 |
| pronoun 名词 | /ˈpɹoʊ.naʊn/ | 代詞 /代词, 代名詞 /代名词 |
| propeller 名词 | /pɹəˈpɛl.ə/ | 螺旋槳 /螺旋桨 |
| stalker 名词 | /ˈstɔːkə(ɹ)/ | 潛行者 /潜行者, 跟蹤狂 /跟踪狂 |
| sustenance 名词 | /ˈsʌs.tə.nəns/ | 维持生计 |
| blizzard 名词 | /ˈblɪz.ɚd/ | 暴風雪 /暴风雪, 大風雪 /大风雪 |
视频中出现的短语动词
| 单词 | 释义 |
|---|---|
| tie up 动词 | 捆綁, 捆紮 |
| turn out 动词 | 原來 /原来 |
值得反复跟读的句子
视频中简短而完整的句子，可以直接用在日常对话里：
- You can't hide him nowhere.
- Have you heard a tall dude whisper?
- Your healthy girl gonna respect your boundaries, all right?
- You know what I mean?
- He's gonna be like, what did you do last night?
视频中的语法
说话人最常用的结构，并附上视频中的原话：
| 结构 | 视频中的用法 |
|---|---|
| 现在完成时 have/has + 过去分词 — 过去发生但与现在仍有关联的事 | Have you heard · has squirted · have tracked |
| 被动语态 be + 过去分词 — 强调发生了什么，而不是谁做的 | be dehydrated · was invented · was stolen |
需要注意的发音
说话人用了 73 次缩略和弱读形式，例如 don't, I'm, gonna。请按听到的简短形式来说。
- “sh” 和 “zh” 音: superficial /ˌsupɚˈfɪʃəl/, militia /məˈlɪʃə/
- 长单词——注意重音位置: apocalypse /əˈpɑkəlɪps/, inconvenient /ˌɪn.kənˈviːni.ənt/, temerity /təˈmɛɹ.ə.ti/, superficial /ˌsupɚˈfɪʃəl/, irresponsible /ˌɪɹ.əˈspɑn.sə.bəl/
中文母语者容易读错的音：
- /v/ — 不要读成 /w/，上齿轻触下唇: inconvenient /ˌɪn.kənˈviːni.ənt/, invent /ɪnˈvɛnt/, thrive /θɹajv/, inevitable /ɪˈnɛvɪtəbəl/, preserve /pɹəˈzɝv/
- 词尾辅音 — 要读清楚，后面不要加元音: apocalypse /əˈpɑkəlɪps/, squirt /skwɝt/, polite /pəˈlaɪt/, dehydrate /diːhaɪˈdɹeɪt/, deport /dɪˈpɔɹt/
- /r/ 和 /l/ 的区别: propeller /pɹəˈpɛl.ə/, irresponsible /ˌɪɹ.əˈspɑn.sə.bəl/
如何用这段视频练习
- 先完整听一遍视频，不要开口，记下不认识的单词。
- 用正常速度逐句跟读，每句重复到你的节奏与说话人一致为止。
- 录下自己的声音并与原声对比，特别注意 apocalypse, polite, boundary 这类单词。
什么是跟读法？
跟读法 (Shadowing) 是一种有科学依据的语言学习技巧，最初开发用于专业口译员的培训，并由多语言者Alexander Arguelles博士普及。这个方法简单而强大：您在听英语母语原声的同时立即大声重复——就像是一个延迟1-2秒紧跟说话者的影子。与被动听力或语法练习不同，跟读法强迫您的大脑和口腔肌肉同时处理并模仿真实的讲话模式。研究表明它能显着提高发音准确性，语调，节奏，连读，听力理解和口语流利度——使其成为雅思口语备考和真实英语交流最有效的方法之一。