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I'm John Oliver, host of Last Week Tonight.
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We're off this week, but much like your fun aunt, I just can't seem to stop myself from posting shit on the internet.
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And the reason I wanted to speak to you was to discuss Denmark, the country known for LEGO.
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You know, choking hazards with brand sponsorships.
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Specifically, I'd like to talk about children's television in Denmark, because since the beginning of this year,
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there has been a new show there that's got a lot of fun and fun a lot of attention.
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Denmark's flagship broadcaster has just introduced a new children's show called John Dillermund,
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that's essentially an animation about a man with a huge and uncontrollable penis.
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This man has a penis so massive and flexible it can save children from danger, fetch objects from a river,
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and even operate as a pogo stick.
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Yeah, it's true.
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Denmark has a kid's show called John Dillermund, about a claymation
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Super Mario who's dressed for a ski vacation and a 1920s beach party at the same time, and who, much more importantly,
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has a massive, stripy snake dick.
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So I think now you can see why I wanted to talk to you so badly.
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The Dealer in Dealerman is Danish slang for penis, meaning that his name in English is basically John Penisman,
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which is a perfect name for a man with a magical dong.
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It would actually be a great nickname for my own penis if I hadn't already nicknamed it Hugh Grant,
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because it's British aging, and I've been told it can be unpleasant to work with.
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And you should know, it turns out, John Dielemann can do nearly anything with his appendage.
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In his show, he uses it to walk some dogs, as you can see here.
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He also uses it as a tightrope in a circus act, and to decorate a Christmas tree in spectacular fashion.
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And in one unforgettable episode, he even gets suspended from balloons by his penis, which is both completely terrifying,
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and also how I assume Cirque du Soleil performers commute to work.
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The show started airing in January, and was an instant hit,
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with the first episode being viewed by more than 250 ,000 children in just five days.
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And I've got to say, it's so much more imaginative than what passes for children's entertainment here.
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Because think about it, what do we have?
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A fascist puppy police state, evangelical vegetables, a monkey who plagiarized his only personality trait from cats,
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and an eight -year -old aardvark who dresses like Alan Alda.
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None of these characters can hold a candle to John Dillermann, because I guarantee, of the party,
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none of them have ever saved a group of drowning children by using the centrifugal force of their cartoonishly long schlong.
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You think Barney the Dinosaur could do that?
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Of course not.
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He'd probably just sing a song about friendship as though children sank into the waves.
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Do something, Barney!
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And while you've already seen some of the footage inside it,
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I do want to make sure that you also hear some of the show's theme song.
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I mean, musically, that's excellent.
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But what you might be missing there is just how good the lyrics are.
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It's been translated as, Hello, I am John Johnson.
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He has the world's longest Johnson.
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There's almost nothing he can't do with it.
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He can swing it around.
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He can get a bit embarrassed.
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He could save the whole world in the world if only he had the chance.
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Come on!
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That's profound!
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And the fascinating thing is that John Dielemann is not really an outlier in Danish kids TV.
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Danish culture routinely addresses topics with children that the US might think of as completely off limits.
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On Danish public TV, there are kids programs that include a puppet coming to terms with their gender identity,
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a pirate who tries to join a satanic cult, and instead of the network going black at night,
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it plays a sleep -themed loop of humans and puppets snoring and farting at random intervals, which is not only incredible television,
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it's also a truly fantastic sleep aid.
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Rainforest sounds?
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Uh, no thank you.
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I'll take unpredictable
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Danish puppet farts any day.
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And DR, the public broadcaster behind this show, maintains that John Dieleman is genuinely wholesome, saying it's about the embarrassment and fun of the body,
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and that it was made with the help by the help of a non -profit reproductive health organization and a child psychologist.
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In fact, as the head of DR's children's department made clear, it's as desexualized as it can possibly get.
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The problem is, there are some both in
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but especially outside Denmark who can't seem to get their head around the charms of this show.
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Watch as a Danish expert gets grilled by a British morning host.
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From your opinion, making this enormous penis, in fact, a bit of a hero.
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Good idea?
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Yeah, well, I don't think, as Ula also says, I don't think you should think of this as a penis.
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This is not a penis as we think of it as an adult.
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Why isn't it coming out of his knee?
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Why isn't it coming out of his chest?
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Why is it coming out of there?
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Yeah, well, of course it is a penis as such, but it's not a sexualised penis.
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It's the penis that a young child has.
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20 foot long and striped?
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It's not the penis that everybody has.
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Well, hold on there, because you don't know that that is not the penis that everyone has,
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and that actually brings us to the reason I wanted to talk to you about this show,
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because the reason John Dieleman resonated so much with me isn't just that I found it interesting or charming or funny.
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It's that I too happen to have a 20 foot long animated hose dong.
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As you can see, he has a suit and glasses just like me.
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And for people like myself, Well, for myself, John Dielerman is the representation on television that we've been looking for for a long time.
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Because for us, our penises aren't necessarily sexual, are they?
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No. They're multi -talented.
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Look, he can wiggle, he can show off his muscles, he can even make penis animals.
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Ooh, a giraffe.
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Fancy boy.
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And he can become a limp worm, which, I will admit, is well within the wheelhouse of most penises of course,
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unfortunately, I can't keep him out for long because if he inadvertently gets excited, he siphons off about a gallon of my blood.
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So, back you go before I collapse, okay?
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There we go.
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And that's it.
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That's really all I wanted to tell you.
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That and the fact that we'll be back July 25th.
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Hey, Discovery, you're gonna own this soon.
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Congrats on the merger.
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It's gonna go great.
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Goodbye.
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Vocabulaire et conseils d’expression pour cette leçon
Cette leçon d’expression orale s’appuie sur la vidéo « John Dillermand: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver ». Cette vidéo contient 97 phrases et 1150 mots à répéter en shadowing. La partie parlée dure 6:39. Le locuteur parle à un rythme naturel d’environ 173 mots par minute, proche d’une conversation courante. Seuls 77 % des mots font partie des 3 000 mots les plus courants en anglais, le vocabulaire est donc exigeant.
Vocabulaire clé de cette vidéo
15 mots de la vidéo à retenir, avec leur prononciation et leur sens :
| Mot | Prononciation | Sens |
|---|---|---|
| puppet nom | /ˈpʌpɪt/ | marionnette |
| charm nom | /t͡ʃɑɹm/ | fétiche, charme |
| nickname nom | /ˈnɪkneɪm/ | surnom, sobriquet |
| dong nom | /dɔŋ/ | dong |
| topic nom | /ˈtɑpɪk/ | sujet, thème |
| necessarily adverbe | /ˌnɛs.əˈsɛɹ.ə.li/ | absolument, nécessairement |
| badly adverbe | /ˈbæd.li/ | mal, mauvaisement |
| guarantee nom | /ˌɡæɹ.ənˈtiː/ | garantie |
| muscle nom | /ˈmʌs.əl/ | muscle |
| essentially adverbe | /ɪˈsɛnʃəli/ | essentiellement, en essence |
| congratulations | /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/ | félicitations |
| vacation nom | /veɪˈkeɪ.ʃən/ | vacances |
| friendship nom | /ˈfɹɛn(d)ʃɪp/ | amitié |
| introduce verbe | /ˌɪntɹəˈdus/ | présenter |
| lyrics nom | /ˈlɪɹ.ɪks/ | paroles |
Les verbes à particule que vous entendrez
| Mot | Sens |
|---|---|
| show off verbe | crâner, faire le malin |
| turn out verbe | se finir, se terminer |
Des phrases à répéter
Des phrases courtes et complètes de la vidéo, à réutiliser dans la conversation de tous les jours :
- Because think about it, what do we have?
- I mean, musically, that's excellent.
- Why isn't it coming out of his knee?
- Why isn't it coming out of his chest?
- That's really all I wanted to tell you.
La grammaire de cette vidéo
Les structures que le locuteur utilise le plus, avec les mots exacts de la vidéo :
| Structure | Dans la vidéo |
|---|---|
| Present perfect have/has + participe passé — une action passée qui compte encore maintenant | has been · has just introduced · I've been told |
| Voix passive be + participe passé — l’accent est mis sur ce qui arrive, pas sur qui le fait | I've been told · being viewed · been translated |
| Propositions relatives who / which + proposition — une précision sur une personne ou une chose | penis, which is · intervals, which is |
Prononciation à surveiller
Le locuteur utilise 26 contractions et formes réduites, comme can't, don't, isn't. Prononcez-les sous leur forme courte, telles que vous les entendez.
- Les sons « sh » et « zh »: essentially /ɪˈsɛnʃəli/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, vacation /veɪˈkeɪ.ʃən/, friendship /ˈfɹɛn(d)ʃɪp/, representation /ˌɹɛp.ɹə.zɛnˈteɪ.ʃən/
- Mots longs — placez bien l’accent: necessarily /ˌnɛs.əˈsɛɹ.ə.li/, essentially /ɪˈsɛnʃəli/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, representation /ˌɹɛp.ɹə.zɛnˈteɪ.ʃən/, animation /ˌæn.ɪˈmeɪ.ʃən/
Les sons difficiles pour les francophones :
- /h/ — il se souffle, il n’est pas muet: hazard /ˈhæzəd/, hose /hoʊz/, wholesome /ˈhoʊl.səm/, wheelhouse /ˈwilˌhaʊs/
- /tʃ/ et /dʒ/ — à ne pas adoucir en « ch » et « j »: charm /t͡ʃɑɹm/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, footage /ˈfʊtɪd͡ʒ/, magical /ˈmæd͡ʒ.ɪ.kəl/, genuinely /ˈd͡ʒɛn.ju.ɪn.li/
- /r/ anglais — langue recourbée, sans frotter la gorge: charm /t͡ʃɑɹm/, broadcaster /ˈbɹɔdˌkæstɚ/, necessarily /ˌnɛs.əˈsɛɹ.ə.li/, guarantee /ˌɡæɹ.ənˈtiː/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/
Comment s’entraîner avec cette vidéo
- Écoutez la vidéo en entier une fois sans parler et notez les mots que vous ne connaissez pas.
- Commencez à la vitesse 0,75×, répétez phrase par phrase, puis revenez à la vitesse normale quand cela devient facile.
- Enregistrez-vous et comparez avec l’original, en faisant attention à des mots comme puppet, charm, nickname.
Qu'est-ce que la technique du Shadowing ?
Le Shadowing est une technique d'apprentissage des langues fondée sur la science, développée à l'origine pour la formation des interprètes professionnels. Le principe est simple mais puissant : vous écoutez de l'anglais natif et le répétez immédiatement à voix haute — comme une ombre suivant le locuteur avec un décalage de 1 à 2 secondes. Les recherches montrent une amélioration significative de la précision de la prononciation, de l'intonation, du rythme, des liaisons, de la compréhension orale et de la fluidité.