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But listen, you gotta kick me out of school.
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Ted, I already told you.
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I have weed.
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What?
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I am in possession of marijuana here on school premises.
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May I see it?
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Well, I...
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I lost it.
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You lost it?
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Yeah, but he had weed, all right?
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I'm a witness.
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I would need to see the marijuana for there to be consequences.
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Look, we are telling you the truth.
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Yeah, I'm a bad seed.
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See, look.
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I love you.
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Drugs.
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I love drugs.
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Should we say grace?
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Oh, yeah, good idea.
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Hello, God.
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It's me, Ted.
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One of your weirder creations.
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Sorry about what I said today.
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Not that your deacons aren't attractive, but I'm saving my mouth for marriage.
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Let us not be so high that we have to call an ambulance.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Okay.
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Let there be light.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Uh, hi.
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I'm, uh...
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I'm John Bennett.
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Hi there.
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Ooh, you just, uh, wash your hands?
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Uh, yeah, I just, when I, you know, a while ago, not now.
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I had diarrhea.
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Hi, I'm Ted.
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I'm Sheila.
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Oh, let's not ruin things.
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Hey, listen, we couldn't help but notice you were, uh, smoking a little pot.
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Yeah, midterms, you know.
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What, are you gonna narc on me?
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Oh, we're not judging.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Teddy and I often partake of el bol.
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And the pot inside it, da.
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Cha -cha -cha.
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You know what the problem is?
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Education.
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There is a complete lack of education in this family.
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That's not true.
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I go to school.
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I'm taking a pottery class.
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What about Ted?
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Hmm?
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He's never had a day of education in his life, and it shows, using words like Polack.
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Oh, it was Polack.
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The teacher says my ashtray show's promised.
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You should be going to school every day with John.
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You've learned something, and maybe you wouldn't make all these ignorant comments.
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Uh -huh, yeah, no thanks.
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Why not? Because.
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TV.
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You guys need marriage counseling.
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Oh, that.
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What's the matter?
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You scared of therapy, too?
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Oh, it's .
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I'm not gonna pay some shrink 80 bucks to sit there
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and show me ink blots that all look like priests with their dicks out.
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Well, I...
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I think that's already progress.
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Huh?
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Look, I have a proposal.
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I've saved up a little money working extra shifts at the coffee shop.
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As my Christmas gift to you and Susan this year, I will pay for one marriage counseling session.
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All you gotta do is show up.
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Oh, maybe, can we?
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Jesus, Susan.
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What would we even talk about?
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Oh, we could talk about how much we love each other.
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Okay, you know what?
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Fine.
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We'll go.
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Just to show you that you're full of And Susan and I have a great marriage.
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In fact, you know what?
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Let's go right now.
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It's not open at 9 p .m.
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Oh, and the bull begins.
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Now, let's start with the basics.
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Would you classify your marriage as sexually satisfying?
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What?
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How often would you say you have intercourse?
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That's none of your goddamn business.
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Look, why don't we just stick to...
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Every six months.
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Every six months.
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And what about anal?
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Jesus Christ!
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We do like the room to be clean, yeah.
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She said, yes?
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Hilarious.
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Okay, now I want you to turn to each other and say the meanest thing you can think of.
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How is everything?
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Oh, it's just wonderful.
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Not good, Kevo.
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The word apple ain't in here anywhere.
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They allow diagonal, sir.
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Well, they should put that in the goddamn directions.
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I'll tell the chef.
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Yeah.
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Maddie, you have to try this crab.
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No, I'm fine.
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Oh, just one bite.
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It's so delicious.
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I'm fine.
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I got my own food.
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Just a baby bite.
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I don't want any.
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Just try it.
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Just one bite.
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Jesus Christ, Susan, why is it always so important that I have some of what you ordered?
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I want you to have some of this because I think you'll like it.
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Well, if I wanted the goddamn crab, I would have ordered the goddamn crab.
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But in the car on the way home, I can say, wasn't it good at all?
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For f*ing sake, all right.
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You know?
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All right.
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Oh, goddammit.
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Okay, this is perfect.
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Mom and Dad are gonna be out of the house and Blair's got school.
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There will never be a better time. For what?
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To rent a real porno.
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Well, how are we supposed to do it?
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That butt nut in the store says we gotta be 18.
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There's a different guy that comes in at 6 for the night shift.
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All right, we get fake IDs, we go in after 6, we can rent that porno.
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I don't know, Johnny, it's a risk.
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I mean, if we get caught...
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Teddy, watching other people have sex on a TV screen, that's just about the coolest thing a person can do.
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It's worth the risk.
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By this time tomorrow, that dream could be ours.
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All right, let's get some sleep.
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We jerk at first light.
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Okay, now as far as anyone knows, we're two ad executives on a business trip from Hartford looking for some local talent.
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Right.
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Hey, uh, keep these milkshakes coming, huh?
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Sure thing.
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You know, um, we're celebrating.
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Just landed a big account.
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Bounty.
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It's a very famous paper towel.
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Yep, I use them every day.
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Oh, terrific.
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Well, you know, originally the slogan was supposed to be the quicker picker -upper, but we added the word thicker, quicker picker -upper.
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Bought a summer house with that one adjective.
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We can't read this whole thing.
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Well, if we're gonna figure out if I'm actually Jesus, we at least gotta skim it.
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I have never seen pages so thin.
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I know, it's like Kleenex with boring stories on it.
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You know, I was thinking, How do we know that Dennis isn't Jesus?
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Johnny, Jesus walked on water, all right?
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Walked.
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That means he had feet, not wheels.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Oh, wait, hang on.
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Stop right there.
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Look, look, look.
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Matthew 21, 31.
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Truly I say to you, the tax collectors and prostitutes go into the kingdom of heaven before you.
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Look at that.
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Jesus hangs out with hookers.
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Yeah, and he says there's hookers in heaven, so he sounds a lot like you.
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Oh, yeah, heaven is probably mostly hookers.
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Wait, so you're paying for sex in heaven?
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You're not paying him for sex.
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You're paying him to fly away.
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Oh.
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Let's see.
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And behold, I come quickly, and my reward is with me, to give a...
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What was that first part?
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Uh, behold, I come quickly.
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Jesus said that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's not the kind of thing I'd start with, behold.
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What else?
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Wait, look, look, look, right there, right there.
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John the Apostle.
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Jesus had an apostle named John.
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Holy shit.
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Those were like his buddies, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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There was Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Johnny, Blitzen, and Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.
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There's no doubt anymore.
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I'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Holy shit.
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Does this mean you have, like, powers and stuff?
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Yeah, but I probably gotta learn how to use them.
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Flip to the spells.
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Okay, spells.
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Spells.
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Spells.
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Spells.
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I wonder what my alignment is.
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Chaotic good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Good, but, like, you know, I might fuck around a little bit.
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Yeah.
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Shit, we supposed to have dice?
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Let the festivities begin.
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How many we got?
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Well, let's see.
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We got 20 cartons, 12 eggs in each.
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It's gotta be like 20 dozen eggs, right?
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Fantastic.
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Do you think we're getting too old for this?
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Oh, come on, Johnny.
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We're doing a public service here.
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If a kid leaves the house in a less -than -stellar Halloween costume, he's gotta get the bad news before he makes a fool of himself all over town.
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We're Samaritans.
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You remember last year?
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Oh, check it out.
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There's one.
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Hey, nice costume!

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Cette vidéo contient 226 phrases et 1330 mots à répéter en shadowing. La partie parlée dure 7:17. Le locuteur parle vite, environ 183 mots par minute : attendez-vous à des liaisons et à des sons réduits. Seuls 80 % des mots font partie des 3 000 mots les plus courants en anglais, le vocabulaire est donc exigeant.

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15 mots de la vidéo à retenir, avec leur prononciation et leur sens :

MotPrononciationSens
spell nom/spɛl/charme, maléfice
bite verbe/baɪt/mordre
behold verbe/bɪˈhəʊld/regarder, voir
crab nom/kɹæb/crabe, tourteau
egg nom/ɛɡ/œuf
weed nom/wiːd/mauvaise herbe, chiendent
marijuana nom/ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/marijuana, marihuana
costume nom/ˈkɑsˌt(j)um/costume
counsel nom/ˈkaʊn.səl/conseil
amen/(ˌ)ɑːˈmɛn/amen
proposal nom/pɹəˈpoʊzəl/proposition
thin adjectif/ˈθɪn/mince
thick adjectif/θɪk/épais, gros
buddy/ˈbʌdi/compagnon, pote
possession nom/pəˈzɛʃn̩/possession

Les verbes à particule que vous entendrez

MotSens
figure out verbecerner
show up verbeapparaître, se montrer se pointer

Prononciation à surveiller

Le locuteur utilise 51 contractions et formes réduites, comme I'm, gotta, we're. Prononcez-les sous leur forme courte, telles que vous les entendez.

  • Les sons « th »: thin /ˈθɪn/, thick /θɪk/
  • Les sons « sh » et « zh »: possession /pəˈzɛʃn̩/, delicious /dɪˈlɪ.ʃəs/, chef /ʃɛf/, ashtray /ˈæʃ.tɹeɪ/, milkshake /ˈmɪlk.ʃeɪk/
  • Mots longs — placez bien l’accent: marijuana /ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/, hilarious /hɪˈlɛə.ɹi.əs/, diarrhea /ˌdaɪ.əˈɹiː.ə/, diagonal /daɪ̯ˈæɡ(ə)nəl/, festivity /fɛˈstɪvəti/

Comment s’entraîner avec cette vidéo

  1. Écoutez la vidéo en entier une fois sans parler et notez les mots que vous ne connaissez pas.
  2. Commencez à la vitesse 0,75×, répétez phrase par phrase, puis revenez à la vitesse normale quand cela devient facile.
  3. Enregistrez-vous et comparez avec l’original, en faisant attention à des mots comme spell, bite, behold.

Qu'est-ce que la technique du Shadowing ?

Le Shadowing est une technique d'apprentissage des langues fondée sur la science, développée à l'origine pour la formation des interprètes professionnels. Le principe est simple mais puissant : vous écoutez de l'anglais natif et le répétez immédiatement à voix haute — comme une ombre suivant le locuteur avec un décalage de 1 à 2 secondes. Les recherches montrent une amélioration significative de la précision de la prononciation, de l'intonation, du rythme, des liaisons, de la compréhension orale et de la fluidité.

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