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But listen, you gotta kick me out of school.
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Ted, I already told you.
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I have weed.
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What?
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I am in possession of marijuana here on school premises.
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May I see it?
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Well, I...
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I lost it.
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You lost it?
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Yeah, but he had weed, all right?
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I'm a witness.
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I would need to see the marijuana for there to be consequences.
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Look, we are telling you the truth.
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Yeah, I'm a bad seed.
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See, look.
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I love you.
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Drugs.
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I love drugs.
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Should we say grace?
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Oh, yeah, good idea.
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Hello, God.
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It's me, Ted.
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One of your weirder creations.
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Sorry about what I said today.
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Not that your deacons aren't attractive, but I'm saving my mouth for marriage.
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Let us not be so high that we have to call an ambulance.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Okay.
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Let there be light.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Uh, hi.
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I'm, uh...
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I'm John Bennett.
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Hi there.
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Ooh, you just, uh, wash your hands?
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Uh, yeah, I just, when I, you know, a while ago, not now.
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I had diarrhea.
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Hi, I'm Ted.
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I'm Sheila.
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Oh, let's not ruin things.
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Hey, listen, we couldn't help but notice you were, uh, smoking a little pot.
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Yeah, midterms, you know.
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What, are you gonna narc on me?
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Oh, we're not judging.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Teddy and I often partake of el bol.
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And the pot inside it, da.
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Cha -cha -cha.
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You know what the problem is?
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Education.
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There is a complete lack of education in this family.
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That's not true.
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I go to school.
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I'm taking a pottery class.
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What about Ted?
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Hmm?
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He's never had a day of education in his life, and it shows, using words like Polack.
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Oh, it was Polack.
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The teacher says my ashtray show's promised.
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You should be going to school every day with John.
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You've learned something, and maybe you wouldn't make all these ignorant comments.
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Uh -huh, yeah, no thanks.
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Why not? Because.
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TV.
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You guys need marriage counseling.
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Oh, that.
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What's the matter?
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You scared of therapy, too?
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Oh, it's .
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I'm not gonna pay some shrink 80 bucks to sit there
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and show me ink blots that all look like priests with their dicks out.
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Well, I...
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I think that's already progress.
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Huh?
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Look, I have a proposal.
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I've saved up a little money working extra shifts at the coffee shop.
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As my Christmas gift to you and Susan this year, I will pay for one marriage counseling session.
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All you gotta do is show up.
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Oh, maybe, can we?
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Jesus, Susan.
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What would we even talk about?
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Oh, we could talk about how much we love each other.
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Okay, you know what?
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Fine.
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We'll go.
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Just to show you that you're full of And Susan and I have a great marriage.
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In fact, you know what?
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Let's go right now.
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It's not open at 9 p .m.
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Oh, and the bull begins.
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Now, let's start with the basics.
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Would you classify your marriage as sexually satisfying?
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What?
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How often would you say you have intercourse?
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That's none of your goddamn business.
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Look, why don't we just stick to...
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Every six months.
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Every six months.
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And what about anal?
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Jesus Christ!
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We do like the room to be clean, yeah.
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She said, yes?
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Hilarious.
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Okay, now I want you to turn to each other and say the meanest thing you can think of.
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How is everything?
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Oh, it's just wonderful.
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Not good, Kevo.
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The word apple ain't in here anywhere.
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They allow diagonal, sir.
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Well, they should put that in the goddamn directions.
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I'll tell the chef.
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Yeah.
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Maddie, you have to try this crab.
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No, I'm fine.
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Oh, just one bite.
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It's so delicious.
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I'm fine.
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I got my own food.
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Just a baby bite.
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I don't want any.
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Just try it.
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Just one bite.
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Jesus Christ, Susan, why is it always so important that I have some of what you ordered?
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I want you to have some of this because I think you'll like it.
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Well, if I wanted the goddamn crab, I would have ordered the goddamn crab.
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But in the car on the way home, I can say, wasn't it good at all?
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For f*ing sake, all right.
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You know?
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All right.
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Oh, goddammit.
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Okay, this is perfect.
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Mom and Dad are gonna be out of the house and Blair's got school.
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There will never be a better time. For what?
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To rent a real porno.
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Well, how are we supposed to do it?
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That butt nut in the store says we gotta be 18.
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There's a different guy that comes in at 6 for the night shift.
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All right, we get fake IDs, we go in after 6, we can rent that porno.
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I don't know, Johnny, it's a risk.
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I mean, if we get caught...
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Teddy, watching other people have sex on a TV screen, that's just about the coolest thing a person can do.
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It's worth the risk.
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By this time tomorrow, that dream could be ours.
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All right, let's get some sleep.
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We jerk at first light.
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Okay, now as far as anyone knows, we're two ad executives on a business trip from Hartford looking for some local talent.
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Right.
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Hey, uh, keep these milkshakes coming, huh?
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Sure thing.
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You know, um, we're celebrating.
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Just landed a big account.
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Bounty.
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It's a very famous paper towel.
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Yep, I use them every day.
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Oh, terrific.
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Well, you know, originally the slogan was supposed to be the quicker picker -upper, but we added the word thicker, quicker picker -upper.
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Bought a summer house with that one adjective.
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We can't read this whole thing.
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Well, if we're gonna figure out if I'm actually Jesus, we at least gotta skim it.
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I have never seen pages so thin.
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I know, it's like Kleenex with boring stories on it.
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You know, I was thinking, How do we know that Dennis isn't Jesus?
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Johnny, Jesus walked on water, all right?
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Walked.
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That means he had feet, not wheels.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Oh, wait, hang on.
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Stop right there.
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Look, look, look.
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Matthew 21, 31.
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Truly I say to you, the tax collectors and prostitutes go into the kingdom of heaven before you.
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Look at that.
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Jesus hangs out with hookers.
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Yeah, and he says there's hookers in heaven, so he sounds a lot like you.
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Oh, yeah, heaven is probably mostly hookers.
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Wait, so you're paying for sex in heaven?
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You're not paying him for sex.
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You're paying him to fly away.
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Oh.
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Let's see.
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And behold, I come quickly, and my reward is with me, to give a...
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What was that first part?
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Uh, behold, I come quickly.
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Jesus said that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's not the kind of thing I'd start with, behold.
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What else?
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Wait, look, look, look, right there, right there.
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John the Apostle.
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Jesus had an apostle named John.
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Holy shit.
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Those were like his buddies, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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There was Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Johnny, Blitzen, and Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.
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There's no doubt anymore.
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I'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Holy shit.
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Does this mean you have, like, powers and stuff?
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Yeah, but I probably gotta learn how to use them.
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Flip to the spells.
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Okay, spells.
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Spells.
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Spells.
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Spells.
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I wonder what my alignment is.
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Chaotic good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Good, but, like, you know, I might fuck around a little bit.
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Yeah.
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Shit, we supposed to have dice?
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Let the festivities begin.
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How many we got?
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Well, let's see.
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We got 20 cartons, 12 eggs in each.
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It's gotta be like 20 dozen eggs, right?
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Fantastic.
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Do you think we're getting too old for this?
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Oh, come on, Johnny.
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We're doing a public service here.
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If a kid leaves the house in a less -than -stellar Halloween costume, he's gotta get the bad news before he makes a fool of himself all over town.
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We're Samaritans.
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You remember last year?
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Oh, check it out.
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There's one.
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Hey, nice costume!

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אוצר מילים והערות הגייה לשיעור הזה

שיעור הדיבור הזה ברמה B2 מבוסס על הסרטון “Ted's Most Hilarious Shenanigans!”. המילים שחוזרות הכי הרבה: Jesus, spells, marriage. בסרטון הזה יש 226 משפטים ו-1330 מילים לתרגול Shadowing. הדיבור נמשך 7:17. הדובר מדבר מהר, כ-183 מילים בדקה, אז צפו לצלילים מחוברים ומקוצרים. רק 80% מהמילים נמצאות בין 3,000 המילים הנפוצות ביותר באנגלית, כך שאוצר המילים מאתגר. 43 מתוך 226 המשפטים שלו הם שאלות, כך שזה תרגול טוב לאינטונציה של שאלות ולתשובות קצרות.

אוצר מילים מרכזי בסרטון הזה

15 המילים המתקדמות ביותר בסרטון, עם ההגייה והמשמעות שלהן:

מילההגייהמשמעות
crab שם עצם/kɹæb/סַרְטַן
behold פועל/bɪˈhəʊld/הִנֵּה, הֲרֵי
apostle שם עצם/əˈpɑsl̩/שָׁלִיחַ, שְׁלִיחָה
amen/(ˌ)ɑːˈmɛn/אָמֵן
costume שם עצם/ˈkɑsˌt(j)um/לְבוּשׁ
marijuana שם עצם/ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/מָרִיחוּאָנָה
adjective שם עצם/ˈæd͡ʒ.ɪk.tɪv/שֵׁם תּוֹאַר, שֵׁם תֹּאַר
ashtray שם עצם/ˈæʃ.tɹeɪ/מַאֲפֵרָה
diagonal שם תואר/daɪ̯ˈæɡ(ə)nəl/אלכסוני
diarrhea שם עצם/ˌdaɪ.əˈɹiː.ə/שִׁלְשׁוּל
chaotic שם תואר/keɪˈɑtɪk/כָּאוֹטִי
pottery שם עצם/ˈpɑtəɹi/כלי חרס
slogan שם עצם/ˈsloʊɡən/סְלוֹגֶן, סִסְמָה
premise שם עצם/ˈpɹɛm.ɪs/הנחה
collector שם עצם/kəˈlɛk.tɚ/אספן, אספנית

Phrasal verbs שתשמעו

מילהמשמעות
figure out פועלהֵבִין, מצא תשובה

משפטים שכדאי לחזור עליהם

משפטים קצרים ושלמים מהסרטון שאפשר להשתמש בהם בשיחה יומיומית:

  • Ooh, you just, uh, wash your hands?
  • What, are you gonna narc on me?
  • You know what the problem is?
  • You scared of therapy, too?
  • Do you think we're getting too old for this?

הגייה ששווה לשים לב אליה

הדובר משתמש ב-51 קיצורים וצורות מקוצרות, כמו I'm, gotta, we're. אמרו אותם בצורה הקצרה, כפי שאתם שומעים אותם.

  • הצלילים של “sh” ו-“zh”: ashtray /ˈæʃ.tɹeɪ/, milkshake /ˈmɪlk.ʃeɪk/
  • מילים ארוכות — שימו לב להטעמה: marijuana /ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/, diagonal /daɪ̯ˈæɡ(ə)nəl/, festivity /fɛˈstɪvəti/, diarrhea /ˌdaɪ.əˈɹiː.ə/

צלילים שדוברי עברית מתקשים בהם:

  • /w/ — שפתיים מעוגלות, לא /v/: marijuana /ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/, consequence /ˈkɑn.sɪ.kwəns/
  • /æ/ — פתוח יותר מה-“אֶ” העברית, לא כמו “a” ב-“cup”: crab /kɹæb/, adjective /ˈæd͡ʒ.ɪk.tɪv/, ashtray /ˈæʃ.tɹeɪ/, classify /ˈklæs.əˌfaɪ/, diagonal /daɪ̯ˈæɡ(ə)nəl/
  • /r/ — הלשון לא נוגעת בשום מקום, לא ה-“ר” הגרונית: crab /kɹæb/, picker /ˈpɪkə(ɹ)/, marijuana /ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/, ashtray /ˈæʃ.tɹeɪ/, carton /ˈkɑɹtn̩/

איך לתרגל עם הסרטון הזה

  1. הקשיבו לכל הסרטון פעם אחת בלי לדבר, ורשמו את המילים שאתם לא מכירים.
  2. התחילו במהירות 0.75×, תרגלו Shadowing משפט אחר משפט, וחזרו למהירות רגילה כשזה מרגיש קל.
  3. הקליטו את עצמכם והשוו למקור, תוך תשומת לב למילים כמו crab, behold, apostle.

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שאדואינג היא טכניקת למידת שפה מבוססת מדע שפותחה במקור להכשרת מתורגמנים מקצועיים ופופולרית על ידי הפוליגלוט ד"ר אלכסנדר ארגואלס. השיטה פשוטה אך עוצמתית: אתה מקשיב לאודיו באנגלית ילידית וחוזר עליו בקול רם מיד — כמו צל העוקב אחרי הדובר עם עיכוב של 1–2 שניות בלבד. בניגוד להאזנה פסיבית או תרגילי דקדוק, שאדואינג מכריח את המוח והשרירים בפה לעבד ולשחזר דפוסי דיבור אמיתיים בו זמנית. מחקרים מראים שזה משפר משמעותית את דיוק ההגייה, האינטונציה, הקצב, הדיבור המחובר, הבנת השמיעה ושטף הדיבור — מה שהופך אותו לאחת השיטות היעילות ביותר להכנה לIELTS Speaking ולתקשורת באנגלית בעולם האמיתי.

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