Shadowing Practice: Chanel's Scathing Email - Learn English Speaking with Video
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73 משפטים
אם המשפטים קצרים או ארוכים מדי, לחץ על ערוך כדי להתאים אותם.
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There she is!
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Get it!
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I know what you're thinking.
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Why is Chanel the goddess of fashion and telling it like it is, being tormented by fatties with bad haircuts and horrible shoes?
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What was the outrage that was so enormous
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It brought students back to campus despite the fact that a serial killer is still on the loose.
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If you believe it, it's all because I chose to pen the missive to end all missives.
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Attention all useless Kappa sluts.
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Congratulations!
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If you're reading this, it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email.
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Now if you're asking yourself...
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Dear Wade, I'm confused.
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Is Chanel talking to me?
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Am I a useless Kappa slut?
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Simply ask yourself the following question aloud.
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Is my name Chanel number three, Chanel number five, Chanel number six, or Sadie Williams?
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Because if the answer to that is yes, then Felicitations Dismissive is for you.
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So, do you all remember when we agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the dean, and I got you all awesome new phones,
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so that when it came time to meet, the phone would light up a certain color,
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and when it did, you didn't even have to answer it.
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You just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool.
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And then, do you remember not coming to the pool,
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despite me making it super easy for you by concocting a plan so simple that an orangutan could have figured it out.
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Like, literally, a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at
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the phone sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical lederhosen
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and seen it light up
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and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny motorized Shriner's car
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and driven to the pool like I asked.
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Do you remember any aspect of this super simple plan?
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That's not a rhetorical question.
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I'm literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process any of my super simple orangutan level instructions
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Because what I remember is that none of you showed up
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Which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool by myself
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Like a grade -A asshat with a bag full of enormous chains to drown
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Dean Munch with and then have a super awkward combo with her Where I was like, oh, der, I just like bringing enormous chains to pools
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and I looked like a total dip I don't entirely know what you whores could have been doing
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that was more important than helping your chapter president drown a serial killer. But unless
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that thing you were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid
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gold at a new local establishment called Liquid Gold Colonics for Young Sluts.
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Like if you were doing literally anything else.
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You all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized.
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I'm not being facetious.
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I literally think you should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA.
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You four Trollops are the worst specimens of human beings ever born, and you all should really watch your backs.
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Because if this serial killer targeting Kappa House doesn't chop off your heads,
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I'm gonna do it so I can sell your tiny whore brain pants to science.
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Sincerely, Chanel Oberlin.
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So the next day, I went to get an extra hot pumpkin spice latte.
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And more news coming from Wallace University where an alleged serial killer continues to stalk the campus.
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And that's when it happened.
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After an insane sorority rant from Kappa Kappa Tau President Chanel Oberlin, students have returned to...
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Is President Obama a total div?
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Chanel Oberlin's malicious...
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The new face of hate, Chanel...
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Weas in on liquid gold colonics.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. ...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down...
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...Sex down.. shaming i practically invented it it's the sign of a healthy culture
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but not when i'm the one getting shamed i wanted to be famous
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but not like this chanel what does it feel like to
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be the most hated woman in america what about the college is now miss olmer any comment at this time
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Yes, I would like to comment to all the so -called mainstream media,
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including weird websites that nobody has heard of who've used my name as clickbait, and to all the relentless,
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unwashed hordes on Twitter who have taken every opportunity to mock and attack me mercilessly from the safety of their stained futons.
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I offer the following heartfelt sentiment.
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You can all say...
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Vocabulary and speaking notes for this lesson
This speaking lesson is built on the video “Chanel's Scathing Email”. The speaker keeps coming back to these words: chanel, Sex, pool, Kappa, slut. This video has 73 sentences and 782 words to shadow. The speech runs for 4:29. The speaker talks at a natural 174 words per minute, close to everyday conversation. Only 76% of the words are among the 3,000 most common in English, so the vocabulary is demanding.
Key vocabulary in this video
15 words from the video worth learning, with pronunciation and meaning:
| Word | Pronunciation | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| killer noun | /ˈkɪlɚ/ | One who or that which kills. |
| serial adjective | /ˈsɪɹ.i.əl/ | Having to do with or arranged in a series. |
| liquid noun | /ˈlɪk.wɪd/ | A substance that is flowing, and keeping no shape, such as water; a substance of which the molecules, while not tending to separate from one another like those… |
| enormous adjective | /ɪˈnɔː.məs/ | Extremely large; greatly exceeding the common size, extent, etc. |
| dean noun | /diːn/ | A senior official in a college or university, who may be in charge of a division or faculty (for example, the dean of science) or have some other advisory or… |
| drown verb | /dɹaʊn/ | To die from suffocation while immersed in water or other fluid. |
| pants noun | /pænts/ | An outer garment that covers the body from the waist downwards, covering each leg separately, usually as far as the ankles; trousers. |
| pocket noun | /ˈpɑ.kɪt/ | A bag stitched to an item of clothing, used for carrying small items. |
| confused adjective | /kənˈfjuːzd/ | unable to think clearly or understand |
| exposure noun | /ɪkˈspəʊ.ʒə(ɹ)/ | The condition of being exposed, uncovered, or unprotected. |
| horrible adjective | /ˈhɔɹ.ɪ.bəl/ | Causing horror; terrible; shocking. |
| procedure noun | /pɹəˈsiː.d͡ʒə/ | A particular method for performing a task. |
| establishment noun | /ɪˈstæb.lɪʃ.mənt/ | The act or process of establishing; a ratifying or ordaining; settlement; confirmation. |
| aspect noun | /ˈæspɛkt/ | Any specific feature, part, or element of something. |
| congratulations | /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/ | Expressing praise and approval, expressing approbation. |
Phrasal verbs you will hear
| Word | Meaning |
|---|---|
| light up verb | To illuminate, to bring light to something, to brighten. |
| show up verb | To appear, arrive, or attend, especially suddenly or erratically. |
Pronunciation to watch
The speaker uses 14 contractions and reduced forms, such as I'm, you're, didn't. Say them the short way, as you hear them.
- The “sh” and “zh” sounds: exposure /ɪkˈspəʊ.ʒə(ɹ)/, establishment /ɪˈstæb.lɪʃ.mənt/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, shoe /ˈʃu/, instruction /ɪnˈstɹʌkʃən/
- Long words — get the stress right: establishment /ɪˈstæb.lɪʃ.mənt/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, practically /ˈpɹæk.tɪ.k(ə.)li/, limitation /lɪmɪˈteɪʃən/, aforementioned /əˈfɔɹˌmɛn.ʃənd/
How to practise with this video
- Listen to the whole video once without speaking and note the words you do not know.
- Start at 0.75× speed, shadow it sentence by sentence, then go back to normal speed once it feels easy.
- Record yourself and compare with the original, paying attention to words like killer, serial, liquid.
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