Shadowing Practice: Creed but he Gets Progressively More Creed - The Office US - Learn English Speaking with Video

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Crete is eating an apple.
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I found a potato.
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Hey Crete.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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That's for
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me.
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Great.
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Where'd you get it?
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I don't know.
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It was so long ago.
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He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went into his closet and dug out this little number, and then threw it in a bag.
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Yep, that's exactly what happened.
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The pleasure is all mine.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.
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Anytime.
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Yeah.
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What do you do here?
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Excuse me.
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What is wrong with this woman?
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She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business.
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What do I do?
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Really, what do I do here?
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I should have written it down.
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Qua something.
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Qua, quarr, quabble, quarr, quarr, quabbity, quabbity aschwitz.
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No, no, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.
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This is Creed, and he is in charge of something, right?
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That is correct.
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Say hi to the kids.
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Hi, kids.
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Yay.
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Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?
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What are you doing?
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Stop it, stop it!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Would you cut it out?
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What is your problem?
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No, no, no, we're not gonna see the four-toed creed.
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Where's your place?
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Oh, it's on Linden Ave, by the quarry.
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Oh.
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Cool beans, man.
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I live by the quarry.
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We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.
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Definitely we should.
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I would never do that.
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Waste of money.
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I find it offensive.
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Au naturel, baby.
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That's how I like them.
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Swing low, sweet chariots.
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Thanks.
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Playing a little hooky from work today.
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Oh, my God.
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I guess you remember everybody else from when we visited you at your restaurant.
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I bet you memorized what everybody drinks.
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Not really.
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No?
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No. Yeah, dined and dashed.
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Usually they don't follow you to your place of work.
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Happens sometimes.
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Part of the game.
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It's a beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin.
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As I like to call it, Great Bratton.
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Keep it running. Does it hurt terribly?
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No, it's not too bad.
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They have me on a lot of painkillers.
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Oh, really?
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What kind?
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Codeine?
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Vicodin?
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Percocet?
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Fentanyl?
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Oxycontin?
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Palladone?
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I have no idea.
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Wow.
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Okay, team building.
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On this side of the room, Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy.
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On this side of the room, Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed.
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He never called a meeting.
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I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board.
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What's yours?
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I want to do a cartwheel, but real casual-like.
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I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it, but I know everybody saw it.
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There's one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.
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How's it going?
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I'm having a little trouble motivating.
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How old are you?
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Wait, let me guess.
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30. No, no, no. 60.
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34. Cool beans.
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Me too.
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That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica.
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No. It's marijuana.
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I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office
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Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave so strike scream and run all right,
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let's try it Hey cuz Heard you're having money problems.
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No, you didn't.
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Listen, I got the answer.
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You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.
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Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy.
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When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.
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How would that help, Creed?
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In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.
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You don't go by Monopoly, man.
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That game is nuts.
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Nobody just picks up get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Those things cost thousands.
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That is a good point.
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Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over.
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It's a fresh start.
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It's a clean slate.
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Like the witness protection program.
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Exactly.
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Not at all.
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Creed?
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Yes, sir.
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Everything okay?
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Everything's cool, dude.
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I'm 30.
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Well, in November, I'll be 30.
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Yeah.
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Why do you have the big picture up again?
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You used that already when you burned your foot.
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We're using the Ben Kingsley, too.
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I was going to put up some new pictures, but all of the ink in the printer was gone.
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Oh.
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Okay, he's dead.
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Anyone know what we do next?
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Anybody?
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Rose?
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I have no idea.
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Anyone else?
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We bury him.
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Wrong.
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Check for an organ donor card.
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If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.
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He has no wallet, I checked.
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He is an organ donor.
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Okay, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell.
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I know exactly what he's talking about.
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I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer.
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Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
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Where is Creed?
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Creed?
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Here.
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Quality assurance.
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Your job.
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I really think you screwed the pooch on this one, Creed.
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Because of you, the entire company is in jeopardy.
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Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot check at the paper mill.
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And, of course, the one year I blow it off, this happens.
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Yes, hello.
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Creed Braddon, Quality Assurance, Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
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I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there.
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And I'm trying to remember who it was.
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Who wasn't there last week?
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Debbie Brown.
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And which day was that?
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Wednesday the 11th.
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Perfect.
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The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job.
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I will do whatever it takes to survive, like I did when I was a homeless man.
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When I went over Wednesday for the spot check, I got a call from Debbie Brown saying she has an emergency dentist appointment.
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Emergency dentist appointment?
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No, I'm told she told her manager she had the flu.
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I'm a trusting guy, but, uh, I just wish Debbie Brown had been there.
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We'd have caught this.
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Maybe you'd like to sign it.
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Maybe throw a couple of bucks in there for it.
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She's got some children.
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I feel terrible about Debbie Brown.
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She got fired because of Dwight.
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So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card.
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Maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times.
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Why do bad things always happen to the good people?
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It's tragic.
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It's just tragic.
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Look at where you're going to be doing the cartwheel.
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So look where you're going to be placing your hand.
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So pick a spot.
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You ready to do this?
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Yes, sir.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna stay here as long as it takes.
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I really appreciate it.
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I'm gonna spot you.
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I'll spot you!
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You don't.
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Go.
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I did it!
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You did?
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The perfect cartwheel.
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Okay, good.
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I'm in a rush.
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That's all I had to do all year.
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Congratulations.
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All right.
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Well, all right.
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See you tomorrow.
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No. I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there.
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There's no burst pipe.
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How do you know that?
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What is it, then?
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Hey, guys.
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Somebody making soup?
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It's a real shame about Ed, huh?
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Yeah.
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Must really have you thinking. About what?
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The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die.
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You knew that.
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Ed was decapitated.
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What?
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Really?
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He was drunk as a skunk.
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He was flying down Route 6.
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slides under an 18-wheeler pop, it snaps right off.
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Oh, my God.
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That is the way to go.
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Instant death.
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Very smart.
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You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
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You're thinking of a chicken.
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What did I say?
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Someone complained that the men's room is whites only.
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Stanley, you know that's not true.
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I didn't say that.
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And why is there a picture of a white man on the door?
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Jim.
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I hate devil's food.
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Well, I think Meredith was...
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Screw it, Meredith.
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I don't think it's fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday.
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Everybody's birthday.
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Today is actually my birthday, and I want to pick the cake.
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What do you want?
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I want pie.
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I want peach pie.
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You want birthday pie?
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I want a nice cobbler.
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Well, I'm gonna talk to Angela, and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.
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I don't care who you talk to.
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Just make it happen.
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It'll be Angela.
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You tell her it's for Creed.
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She'll know what that means.
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And I figured this out.
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Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago, so he doesn't care.
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I think the power went to his head.
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Yeah, I think.
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Hey, Jim.
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Hey, guys.
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What are we talking about?
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Nothing.
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Nothing going on.
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We're talking about nothing.
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Come on, gang.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, dear Creed.
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Happy birthday to you!
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Yeah!
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Alright, skip around the room.
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Skip around the room.
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We won't...
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Okay, alright.
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Hey, Creed.
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Hey, it's up, what are you guys up to?
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Ah, hello.
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You're the man, buddy.
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I run a small fake ID company for my car with a laminated machine that I swiped from the sheriff's station.
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How's it going?
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Oh, my replacement bones have been acting up today, but...
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Hey, cop-a-lean.
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Oh.
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So, I am collecting $3 from everybody for Kelly's party.
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I'd like to contribute.
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Oh, great.
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There you go.
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Bo-body, Bo-body.
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What does the first B stand for?
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What are we doing?
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We're making acronyms.
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Okay.
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What does the first B stand for?
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Um...
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Business.
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I like it!
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Business.
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Good, Kevin.
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All right.
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The O.
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We need a new manager.
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Andrea's the, uh, office bitch.
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You'll get used to her.
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Hmm.
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Creed.
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Yo.
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Is this his new chair?
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No, he hasn't picked one yet.
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God.
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When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair.
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Then I'll have two chairs.
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Only one to go.
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I could get a fish for a five cent worm.
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Oh, you're paying way too much for worms, man.
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Who's your worm guy?
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Oh, I steal things all the time.
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It's just something I do.
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I stopped carrying a long time ago.
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You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place.
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Honestly, I love stealing things.
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Oh, I think you're supposed to put a toy in the box, Greg.
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And a happy holiday to you.
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We could fire Meredith.
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That's a big cost.
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I'm not firing anyone.
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Creed might be living here.
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We could charge him rent.
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What?
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Four nights a week, I stay here and live in this office.
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Everything is right here.
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It's easy to get to.
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I sleep under my desk, and then three nights, I stay at my place in Toronto.
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They don't know about this job up there.
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It's a welfare state.
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Creed's head of quality assurance.
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So he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.
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So there I am, minding my own business.
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And Darnell offers me three bucks.
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All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this.
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Darnell's a chump.
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I would've done it for anything.
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I've done a lot more for a lot less.
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Wait!
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Hold the button!
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Hold the button!
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Hold the button.
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Hold on!
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Hold on, Dwight!
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Hold on!
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In the parking lot today, there was a circus.
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Copier did tricks on the high wire.
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A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat.
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There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator.
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A strong man crushed a turtle.
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I laughed, and I cried.
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Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.
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You know what?
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Don't even worry about it.
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Everyone was so drunk that no one even remembers what you said.
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I remember.
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I blogged the whole thing www.creedthoughts.gov www backslash creedthoughts.
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Check it out.
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Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog.
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Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top.
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I've read some of it.
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Even for the Internet, it's.. pretty shocking.
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Listen up.
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It has come to my attention
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that only five of you have signed up to give blood and Creed has signed up twice.
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That's to receive.
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I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.
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You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
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Why do you tell Stanley that I have asthma?
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Because I don't.
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If it gets out, they won't let me scuba.
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If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?
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What am I working toward?
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I'm not offended by homosexuality.
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In the 60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain.
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And it's possible a man slipped in.
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There would be no way of knowing.
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I want to set you up with my daughter.
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Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.
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I thought you were gay.
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Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?
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I don't know.
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You don't know that.
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Some people can't help losing sexuality.
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You ever notice you can only lose two things?
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Sexuality and pus.
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Man, I tell you.
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Guys, stop everything.
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I'm about to ask out this girl, and I'm completely panicking.
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Oh, my desk is over there.
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This gal, she's really into you?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I've seen her like three times today, and we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into her room, she totally looks up.
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I say no more. So?
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This is how I got squeaky from.
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No small talk.
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Just show her who's the boss.
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Just go right in and kiss her.
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Okay, it sounds risky.
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Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim?
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Wait, what?
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Uh, oh.
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Find out what language this is.
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Yes, or botch, got it.
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What are you doing in here?
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This is the woman's room.
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You're in here.
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I pay for that privilege.
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Okay.
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I'm a pretty normal guy.
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I do one weird thing.
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I like to go in the women's room for number two.
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I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.
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The Taliban in Afghanistan.
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The Taliban is the worst.
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Great heroin, though.
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Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it.
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The last person to do this disappeared.
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His name?
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Creed Bratton.
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Um, I was walking to the building, and this man asked me for directions, and he was holding a map,
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And when I walked over, he had it out on the map.
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Phyllis, you're a married woman.
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The guy was just hanging brain.
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I mean, what's all the fuss?
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If that's flashing, then lock me up.
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No, you're all good.
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Great.
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Whoa.
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Awesome.
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Let's put a smile on that face.
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Damn it, Creed.
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I've been up since 4.
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I didn't realize that everybody here dresses up every year.
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Me neither.
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It's Halloween.
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That is really, really good timing.
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Sorry, I'm late, boss.
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What's going on?
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Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
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Okay.
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Hang on just a sec.
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Let me settle in, and I'll be right back.
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I'll be right back.
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Very good.
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Very good.
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Now, no one was there in the wine cellar.
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Let's do this.
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Thank you.

Vocabulary and speaking notes for this lesson

This B1 speaking lesson is built on the video “Creed but he Gets Progressively More Creed - The Office US”. This video has 448 sentences and 2525 words to shadow. The speech runs for 19:21. The speaker talks at a steady 130 words per minute, a comfortable pace for shadowing. Only 79% of the words are among the 3,000 most common in English, so the vocabulary is demanding. 75 of its 448 sentences are questions, so it is good practice for question intonation and short answers.

Key vocabulary in this video

The 15 most advanced words in the video, with pronunciation and meaning:

WordPronunciationMeaning
creed noun/kɹid/That which is believed; accepted doctrine, especially religious doctrine; a particular set of beliefs; any summary of principles or opinions professed or…
cartwheel noun/ˈkɑɹtˌwil/The wheel of a cart.
quarry noun/ˈk(w)ɔɹ.i/A site for mining stone, such as limestone, or slate.
worm noun/wɝm/A generally tubular invertebrate of the annelid phylum; an earthworm.
assurance noun/əˈʃʊɹəns/The act of assuring; a declaration intended to inspire full confidence; something designed to give confidence to someone.
bean noun/ˈbi(ː)n/Any plant of several genera of the taxonomic family Fabaceae that produces large edible seeds or edible seedpods.
buck noun/ˈbʌk/A male deer, antelope, sheep, goat, rabbit, hare, and sometimes the male of other animals such as the hamster, ferret, salmonid, shad, skunk and kangaroo.
bankruptcy noun/ˈbæŋkˌɹʌp(t).si/A legally declared or recognized condition of insolvency of a person or organization.
decapitated adjective/dɪˈkæpɪteɪtəd/With the head removed.
impersonator nounOne who fraudulently impersonates another person.
scuba noun/ˈskuːbə/An apparatus carried by a diver, which includes a tank holding compressed, filtered air and a regulator which delivers the air to the diver at ambient pressure…
follower noun/ˈfɒləʊə(ɹ)/One who follows, comes after another.
dentist noun/ˈdɛntɪst/A medical doctor who specializes in teeth.
donor noun/ˈdəʊnə/One who makes a donation.
declare verb/dɪˈklɛɚ/To assert or announce formally, officially, explicitly, or emphatically.

Phrasal verbs you will hear

WordPronunciationMeaning
find out verbTo discover, as by asking or investigating.
act up verb/ækt ˈʌp/To misbehave; to cause trouble.
ask out verbTo invite somebody, especially on a date.
do over verb/ˈduˌoʊvɚ/To cover with; to smear or spread on to.
dress up verbTo put on special or fancy clothes.
get away with verbTo get away, or escape, taking (something) with one.
get out verbTo leave or escape.
get out of verbTo leave, exit or escape from; to become free of.

Sentences worth repeating

Short, complete lines from the video that you can reuse in everyday conversation:

  • Where'd you get it?
  • What do you do here?
  • Hey, it's up, what are you guys up to?
  • This gal, she's really into you?
  • I mean, what's all the fuss?

Grammar in this video

The structures the speaker uses most, with the exact words from the video:

StructureIn the video
Present perfect have/has + past participle — a past action that still matters nowhas never declared · have caught · hasn't picked
Passive voice be + past participle — the focus is on what happens, not who does itis Creed · was decapitated · being decapitated
Past continuous was/were + -ing — an action in progress at a moment in the pastwas flying · was walking · was just hanging
Advice with “should” should + verb — saying what is a good ideashould have · should hang · should see

Pronunciation to watch

The speaker uses 90 contractions and reduced forms, such as I'm, don't, you're. Say them the short way, as you hear them.

  • The “sh” and “zh” sounds: assurance /əˈʃʊɹəns/, backslash /ˈbækˌslæʃ/, nutritious /nuːˈtɹɪʃəs/, dash /ˈdæʃ/, inspection /ɪnˈspɛkʃən/
  • Long words — get the stress right: decapitated /dɪˈkæpɪteɪtəd/, marijuana /ˌmɛɹɪˈwɑ.nə/

How to practise with this video

  1. Listen to the whole video once without speaking and note the words you do not know.
  2. Shadow it sentence by sentence at normal speed, repeating each one until your rhythm matches the speaker.
  3. Record yourself and compare with the original, paying attention to words like creed, cartwheel, quarry.

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