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Why won't you let me massage you?

Well, it's...

I mean, I would just...

I'd be self-conscious.

I mean, you're my friend.

I'd be naked.

Monica, we lived together for years.

I've seen you naked.

That's different.

We were roommates. And when?

I'm curious about the human body.

Hey, come on, Phoebe.

You can understand why this would be weird for me.

But I'm a professional, and I'm really good.

Look, if you're uncomfortable, we can stop.

Just give me a chance, okay?

Please?

Okay, if it means that much to you.

It does.

How would you feel if you couldn't share your cooking?

Or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldn't teach us about dragons.

Dinosaurs.

Potato, potato.

Are you under the sheet?

Yes.

Great, let's begin.

How's the pressure?

Oh.

It's nice.

Well, Phoebe, you are good.

Stating the obvious, but thank you.

And it's not weird, is it?

No. Oh.

That's right, you just enjoy.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Oh, God, Phoebe!

Oh, that's it!

That's it, right there.

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

What's going on?

Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged.

Yeah, and it really freaked me out.

And after a while, I even tried to hurt you, and it just spurred you on.

What?

You're crazy.

There's nothing sexual about the noises I make.

Really?

There's nothing sexual about this?

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, oh, oh.

What are you looking at?

I mean, hi.

Oh, my, this is so embarrassing.

Oh, my God, I'm never gonna get massaged again.

No, you can't let this stop you from getting massages.

No, look, I have lots of clients that make the same noise as you do.

Really?

Well, not clients, lovers.

Let's just, you know, we'll try it again, come back, and we'll work through it.

You sure?

Yes.

I guess.

Great!

Okay, now, just, if you'll just excuse me.

So, did you hear something you liked?

Oh.

Come on, Moore.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Well, yeah, right there.

You want it there, you take it there, baby.

Phoebe?

Yeah, say my name.

Say it.

And now I'm going to cover you back up.

And, um, won't be speaking with you for several weeks.

Excuse me.

Anniversary.

Excuse me.

Anniversary.

Um, yeah.

Sir, could you move your nachos?

They're in my seat.

It's my anniversary.

Here we are.

Can't believe it's been a whole year.

I know.

This has been the best year...

This has been the best year of my life.

Me too!

I never thought I could love someone this much.

I feel the same way.

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You're so generous and kind and you're amazing and best.

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It's our anniversary.

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Nix fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.

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Someone has a special question to ask.

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Oh, how lame.

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Oh, it's so tacky and impersonal.

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Really?

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Oh, it's the worst way to propose.

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Oh.

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Excuse me.

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We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing.

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Oh, that is so tacky.

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Well, that's what I said.

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But it turns out Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night.

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Oh, my God.

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Mike was going to propose?

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Baby, that's huge.

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Well, do you want to marry him?

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Yeah, I really do.

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Yes, but after I dumped on the way he was going to propose to me, I don't think he's ever going to ask again.

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I mean, I said no in Barbados, and now this.

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She's right.

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If I were a guy and...

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Did I just say, if I were a guy?

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Maybe you don't need him to propose to you.

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Maybe you could propose to him.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Isn't that a little desperate?

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I propose to Chandler.

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All right, moving on.

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Well, I don't think it was desperate.

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I think it was amazing.

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Thank you.

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Well, do you think I should propose?

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I think it could be kind of great.

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Absolutely.

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You'll love the feeling.

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There's nothing like it.

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Okay.

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Okay, so how should I do it?

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How about at a game on the big screen?

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How about at a footlocker?

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What?

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What?

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He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to.

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Plus, he'd never suspect it.

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Yeah, that does make sense.

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Great game, huh?

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Why do you keep looking at the screen?

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I'm not.

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I'm praying.

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Please let the Knicks win.

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Thank you, Thor. Where are you going?

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Gonna go to the bathroom.

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Well, I think you should wait.

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Why?

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Well, if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.

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NYX fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.

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Someone has a special question to ask.

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Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?

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Get a load of this.

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She's proposing to him.

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Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.

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Well, that's not very enlightened.

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Hey, hey!

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Boo us!

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Boo ya!

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Crazy underwear creeping at my butt.

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Crazy underwear always in a rut.

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Crazy underwear.

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Oh, no. What is he doing here?

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All right, just keep playing.

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Just keep playing.

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You'll get through this.

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You'll be fine.

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Okay, thank you.

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And as always, no one talk to me after the show.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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I was passing by and saw you were playing tonight.

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It's kind of cool seeing you up there.

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Yeah, well.

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Whoa, hey, hey, whoa.

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What's going on here?

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Who's this guy?

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I don't know.

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He just started kissing me.

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Get him, get him, Vince.

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What?

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What?

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Yeah, okay, I've been dating both of you.

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And it's been really horrible.

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Because, you know, it's been a lot of fun for me. But I...

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I like you both.

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And I didn't know how to choose.

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So, I'm sorry.

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I'm just...

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I'm terrible.

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I'm a terrible person.

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I'm terrible.

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Phoebe, Phoebe, relax.

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It's okay.

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I mean, we never said this was exclusive.

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Yeah, neither did we.

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Give yourself a break.

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Really?

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Yeah, I mean, you know, we haven't been going out that long.

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Come on, we haven't even slept together yet.

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You haven't?

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You have?

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Okay, well, this is none of my business.

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Ugh, I hate this year.

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What's wrong with this year?

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It's already February, and I've only given two massages, and they were both the worst tippers in the world.

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That was me and Ross.

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Oh, that's right.

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Hey, you know, if you want to pick up some extra cash, some friends of mine made good money in college doing telemarketing.

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Yeah, it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had.

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You know, I probably won't have to say spank as much.

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What?

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Oh, yeah, like you never called.

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So basically, this is very easy.

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You read from the script, and you try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.

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Okay, I can do that.

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Oh, by the way, I love my office.

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Why don't we do a trial run?

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Oh, okay.

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Um, all right.

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Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies.

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Can I speak to your supply manager, please?

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I'm the supply manager.

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Um, okay, I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs.

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We don't need any toner.

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Oh, okay, well, I'm sorry to bother you.

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Bye-bye.

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Yeah, you're right, this is easy.

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Okay, what was wrong with that call?

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Oh, well, all right.

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Um, no offense, but you were kind of rude.

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They're always gonna tell you they don't need toner, but that's okay

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Because whatever they say you can find the answer to it here in the script

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So I think you're ready to sell toner.

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Do you have any last question?

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No Oh wait, yes, I do.

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I do have one question.

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What is toner?

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We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever Wait a minute.

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Unless we give her all gifts that she can use after she's done being pregnant Like, um, like regular coffee.

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Tequila oh and somebody can get her those those leather pants

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that she's always wanted oh she's gonna love

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that what the hell is this what did you actually thought

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it would make me feel better to give me something i

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can't even use for another two months this sucks oh all right what's my next present Hi, everyone.

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Hi, guys.

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Hi, Phoebe.

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Hi, Phoebe.

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I wanted to apologize if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower.

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You know, it's just the hormones, you know?

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No, we can't.

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Hormones.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you.

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It was just, it was so sweet.

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Oh, okay. So sweet.

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Yeah.

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Wow, you seem to be doing so much better.

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That's great.

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That's great.

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How are things going?

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Good.

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No, but, okay, it feels like everything's been about me lately.

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So what's happening with you?

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Oh, well, actually, we were just talking about me not going to Ross's wedding.

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Oh.

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It just might be too hard, given the history and all that.

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Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was living on the street

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and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.

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Well, how is this like that?

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Well, let's see.

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It's not really like that because you see, that was an actual problem.

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And yours is just like a bunch of high school crap that nobody really gives you.

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I'm sorry.

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I guess I just thought that, you know.

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Here come the waterworks.

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Woo hoo!

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The curse is broken!

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I called everybody I know and everyone is alive.

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Huh.

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What?

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Ugly naked guy looks awfully still.

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Oh!

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Oh, my God, I killed him.

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I killed another one.

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And this curse is getting stronger, too, to bring down something that big?

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Well, maybe he's just taking a nap.

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I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.

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We should call somebody.

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And tell them what?

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That the naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving?

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Well, we've got to find out if he's alive.

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Yeah, but how are we going to do that?

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There's no way.

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Well, there is one way.

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His window's open.

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I say, we poke him.

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Remember, something this big and long is going to be very difficult to maneuver.

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Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in that area.

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Can we please focus here?

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A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

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I'm telling you, he's dead.

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What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

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Steady.

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Steady.

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Okay, a little higher.

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Careful of the angle.

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Okay, okay.

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We're approaching the window.

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Thread the needle.

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Thread the needle.

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He's alive!

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He's alive!

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And yet we're still poking him.

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Okay, retract the device.

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Retract the device.

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Well, Gladys, say hello to your new home.

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Oh, my.

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Wow.

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Oh, she's so nice and big.

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Oh, Monica, where are you going to?

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Oh, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly?

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You haven't really settled on a spot yet.

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Well, hey, how about right above the TV?

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That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door.

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Yeah, yeah, and you can get rid of that French poster.

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I like that poster.

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Really?

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It doesn't have anything coming out of it.

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Or maybe there's someplace for her in your bedroom.

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No, there's nothing above your bed.

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Are you still here?

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Katie?

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Monica?

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I'm breaking up with you!

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What?

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I'm breaking up with you.

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You're fired.

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Why?

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.

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And I'm sorry too, but...

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Well, I just like things done a certain way, and the chemistry's just not right.

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Oh, that's good.

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The chemistry thing for us too.

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Wow.

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Um, okay.

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I realize I came on a little strong, but it's only because I think you're so amazing.

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And, uh, I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here

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because you're the most talented chef I've ever worked for.

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Anyway.

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Tim, wait.

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Yeah.

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Um, I think I spoke too quickly.

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There's a learning curve with this job, and maybe we could try it again.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Thank you so much, because I know I can be better.

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Okay.

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And, Tim, I just want to say good luck here.

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Goats are parading, parading down the street.

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Raiding goats are parading, leaving little treats.

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Does it even work without my sexy voice?

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I like it.

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Dunth or kiss me.

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What?

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I'm still waiting for my paper mache man.

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Thank you, my babies.

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Rachel?

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Yeah.

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I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day.

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No. Well, we kissed.

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I didn't initiate the kiss, but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.

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Okay.

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Okay, okay, you.

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Here, come here.

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Here.

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Okay.

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You're gonna take this tray, you're gonna stand on this yellow mark.

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You're gonna move on action.

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You're gonna walk over to the operating table, you're gonna stop on that blue mark, you're gonna put the tray down.

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Don't walk too fast.

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But don't dawdle.

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Okay, now what? And...

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Action!

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Cut, cut.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm just a little nervous.

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Yeah, well, don't be.

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Okay, that helps. And...

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Action!

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Cut!

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Hey, you know what?

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Don't worry about it, Pheebs.

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Usually takes me three takes, too.

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All right, eight. And...

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Action! So what'd he say?

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Uh, well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot with the word puppy.

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Okay?

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So he said, if your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I am gonna fire her mother puppy ass.

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I'm sorry.

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I can't do this.

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I'm just not an actor.

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That's right.

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You're not.

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You're a nurse.

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You're a nurse with Trey.

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Joey...

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No, no, nurse with tray doesn't know Joey.

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She doesn't have time for friends.

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She gets in that operating room, and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die. Who dies?

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Man with eye patch.

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Can you get in there and you do your job?

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Yes, doctor.

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Okay.

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Okay, let's try this one more time.

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Hang in there, man with eye patch.

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Your tray is coming. And... And action.

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Yes, I did it!

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I nailed it!

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Whoo!

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What's next?

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The rest of the scene.

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Okay, from the top, people.

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Hey, you guys.

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Oh, hey.

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Hey, listen, let me ask you.

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Do you believe in soulmates?

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Oh, yes, I do.

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I do.

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I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone.

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And you know how you find them?

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You stop looking for them.

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That's why I've stopped looking for Russell Crowe.

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I think they'll find me.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh. And you?

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No. I mean, I believe that certain people are more suited for each other, and I believe in falling in love, but soulmates, I don't think they exist.

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Okay, good.

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Why?

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Well, last night I met Monica's.

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What?

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Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.

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Come on, don't be crazy.

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You don't think there's somebody out there better suited for Monica than me, do you? But what's he like?

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Well, he's tall.

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Uh-huh.

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He has brown hair.

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Of course, of course.

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A tall guy with hair similar to mine.

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Oh, unknowable universe.

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He works with food.

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Oh, sure.

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Older?

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Obviously.

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And he's British.

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Oh, I was just gonna ask.

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Yeah?

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And he's so centered and mature and confident.

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Oh, it's so sad.

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They never had a chance to meet.

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Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear what you're talking about.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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And maybe I'm wrong.

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But you know what?

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I'm gonna go out with him again.

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I'll find out more.

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You believe that this guy is destined for somebody else and you're still gonna date him?

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Well, he may not be my soulmate, but a girl's gotta eat.

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Oh.

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Hi.

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Hi, um Chandler Monica.

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This is Don.

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Oh hello.

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Hello.

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Nice to meet you.

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How are you?

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Tommy.

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So what have you guys been doing?

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Well, we just had a terrible lunch at Adriatico.

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What is with all the sun-dried tomatoes at that place?

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I know!

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What is this, 1985?

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That's exactly what I said.

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Phoebe, isn't that strange?

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Not really.

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What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?

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On a barbecued chicken pizza?

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No. So, Don, what other restaurants do you like?

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Well, Octavio, 27 and 7.

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Oh, there's this great little place, Alessandro's.

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Oh, my God.

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There's my restaurant.

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I'm the chef there.

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You're kidding me.

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Your food is fantastic.

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Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu.

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I'm just going to get some coffees first.

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Anyone want anything?

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Oh, I'd like a latte.

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You know what?

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If you're going to talk about me, I'm going to go with you.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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I swear to God, I didn't know you guys would be here.

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And the good news is you don't even believe in soulmates, so...

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I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife.

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They're just talking, and you know what, just because I think they're so amazed doesn't mean anything's gonna happen.

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Phoebe, good work.

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Yeah?

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I'm just afraid I'd love him.

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Don't worry, we'll find you someone else.

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You know what, let's just go.

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No!

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Hey, we're not leaving till we get paid.

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I don't know who she thinks she is.

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Enough is enough.

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Hey, Widow!

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I'm not alone in this children.

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We're done.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me!

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Thanks.

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Clearly, this is a very, very hard time for you.

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But we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service.

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And we are not leaving here until we are paid every penny.

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Because you know what, Lanny?

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We're part-time caterers, and we have no place else to go.

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All right.

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I'll get my bag.

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Good.

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I'm gonna leave some cards here.

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Please, think of us for your next event.

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Hey, Phoebs, you know, I'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day, and I hope I was a little helpful.

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Oh, yeah, you were helpful.

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Yeah.

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No, thank you.

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Good, good.

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Yeah, because the more I thought about it, the more I realized, I don't think marriage is necessarily the right path for you.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I know the other day in the coffee house you were all caught up in the whole soccer mom thing, but is that really you?

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I mean, can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?

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They are awfully boxy.

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I mean, I don't know.

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You'd be so bored with marriage.

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I mean, it's so normal.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah.

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Hey, hey, can I help?

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Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pit bull, but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.

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You know, sometimes your words, they hurt.

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Hey, where do you guys want this?

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Yeah, seriously, because this is really heavy.

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I mean, not for me because I'm only pretending to hold it, but for these guys.

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Just one last time, um, the marriage thing.

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There's no wiggle room, none at all.

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No, but you don't want to get married either, right?

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Right.

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Except that I do want to get married.

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Couldn't have had this conversation down at the truck, huh?

570

What?

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You want to get married?

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Someday. And hernia.

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I haven't exactly had a normal life, and I never really felt like I was missing out on anything, but it just feels like now it's my turn to have some of the regular stuff.

574

If you want to get married, why didn't you say something before?

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Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it, and I love you, and I wanted to live with you.

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Yeah, well, I want to live with you, too.

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I mean, let's do that.

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But I don't think I can.

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It was okay to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing nothing is ever gonna happen.

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Can you at least try living together?

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I mean, you might change your mind about marriage.

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Are you gonna change yours?

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No. Me neither.

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Um, I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.

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But I don't want this to end.

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No, I don't want it to end either.

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I can't believe this is going to end.

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I guess I'll have my stuff picked up.

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Yeah, okay.

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Okay, so, uh...

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Goodbye.

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Take it easy, Mike.

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Goodbye, Mike.

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See you later.

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Get out of here, can't you stay back?

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh, smokey!

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Oh, look at me!

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Smelly cat, smelly cat, what's up, baby?

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Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

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Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

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Smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad, smelly, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

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Smelly cat, it's not your fault Smelly cat, smelly cat Oh my god I know I sound amazing

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They will take you to the vet You're obviously not the favorite pet Smelly cat,

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smelly cat It's not your fault Oh no I've never heard myself sing before I mean,

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except in my own head.

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Oh, this is so cool.

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Now I can hear what you hear.

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Pretty, uh, pretty different, huh?

631

Ah, I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented.

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Smell again, smell again, smell again.

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It's not your fault.

634

Hey, Rach, can I ask you something?

635

Yeah.

636

Okay, you can totally say no. But, um, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?

637

Oh.

638

Uh, with who?

639

Um, my friend Bonnie.

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She just always thought Ross was really cute.

641

And now that you two aren't together, she asked if I could set it up.

642

But if you're not cool with it, I would...

643

Well, which one is Bonnie again?

644

You remember her from my birthday party two years ago?

645

She's, uh, yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald.

646

Oh!

647

That's fine.

648

Great, okay.

649

Ah, good for you.

650

All right.

651

Oh, that was depressing.

652

I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame.

653

Ready to go to the movies?

654

Oh, wait, this is Bonnie.

655

Hi.

656

This is Bonnie?

657

This is Bonnie.

658

You're Bonnie?

659

I can show you an ID if you want.

660

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

661

You look a lot different than the last time I saw you.

662

Oh, yeah.

663

Well, I just started wearing bras again.

664

Oh, that must be it.

665

Well, I hope you have fun tonight.

666

Thanks.

667

You too.

668

Okay.

669

You said she was bald.

670

Yeah, she was bald.

671

She's not now.

672

How could you not tell me that she has hair?

673

I don't know.

674

I hardly ever say that about people.

675

Oh, well, this is just perfect.

676

Well, I'm sorry.

677

I thought you said it was okay.

678

Yeah, I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird, bald chick.

679

I mean, you know, that girl has got hair all over her head.

680

Well, maybe it won't work out.

681

Maybe Ross won't like her personality.

682

Why, does she have a bad personality?

683

Oh, no, Bonnie's the best.

684

How did it go with Bonnie?

685

Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all.

686

I mean, I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now, but she's really terrific.

687

Oh, it's too bad.

688

No, I'm saying I liked her Yeah, you know what?

689

There are other fish in the sea Phoebs, I think she's great, okay?

690

We're going out again?

691

Okay, I hear you Are you capable of talking about anything else?

692

Okay, would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant Or inside his shower drain?

693

Oh my God Phoebe, look, it's Ross and that girl.

694

Big flip?

695

No, no, look at that.

696

It's a line of ants.

697

They're working as a team, Annie.

698

Right, oh, yeah.

699

Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her.

700

Oof, I hope he lets her down easy.

701

Let's go.

702

Come on, Phoebe, look at that.

703

They're not breaking up.

704

Look at them.

705

Okay, that's, you know what that is?

706

That is a second date.

707

That's what that is.

708

Look at that.

709

She just put her hand on her thigh.

710

Oh, no, that really is that thing.

711

She's very sexually aggressive.

712

Phoebe, this is all your fault.

713

Now he loves her, he's gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

714

You said it was okay.

715

You said she was bald.

716

What?

717

Was, was, was, was, was?

718

Okay, what?

719

Phoebe, we can't, we just can't let it happen, okay?

720

We have to do something, but we have to break them up, okay?

721

You just go in there and, like, shave her head.

722

You owe me one bald girl.

723

Okay, first of all, breathe.

724

Second of all, I don't get it.

725

Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross?

726

Yes.

727

Well, isn't he your friend?

728

Don't you want him to be happy?

729

Yes. So?

730

I just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon?

731

Ugh.

732

Oh.

733

Oh, no. What?

734

Oh, we killed them all.

735

Ah!

736

This is the nine millionth ring store we've been to, and I can't find the perfect ring.

737

Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring.

738

It's a beautiful selection.

739

Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring.

740

Maybe you do something different, you know?

741

Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, you know?

742

Or an engagement tiara.

743

Oh, an engagement revolutionary warm-busket!

744

You know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this.

745

Huh?

746

Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?

747

Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring.

748

Hi, hi.

749

Hi, hi.

750

Ooh, girls' night out indeed.

751

Okay, so now I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything, Ross, you know...

752

Rach, Rach, we'll be fine.

753

All right, you go have fun.

754

Okay, you too.

755

And I hope you score.

756

Okay, bye.

757

Bye.

758

Oh, God, remember the girls' nights we used to have?

759

Sitting around talking about you and Ross?

760

Oh, God, it seems like forever ago.

761

I know.

762

Oh.

763

So what's going on with you and Ross?

764

Well, um, I don't know.

765

I mean, for a long time, nothing.

766

You know, actually, right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a, uh, little thing.

767

Oh, my God, I love things.

768

What happened?

769

Well, um, first he told me he liked how he looked.

770

Uh-huh.

771

And, uh, then we had a little, um...

772

Eye contact.

773

Eye contact?

774

Mm-hmm.

775

I hope you were using protection.

776

Excuse me.

777

Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.

778

Oh.

779

Should we send them something back?

780

Oh, let's do it.

781

Let's send them mashed potatoes.

782

No, wait, no, no. Don't you happen.

783

That's going to make them think they can come over here.

784

So what if they do?

785

Well, we're not here to meet guys.

786

You have a boyfriend.

787

I have a baby and a Ross.

788

Yeah, but nothing has to happen.

789

We're just having fun.

790

You know, not everything has to go as far as eye contact.

791

So, we're on our way to a couple of parties.

792

Maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.

793

Yeah.

794

I'm sorry, we weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.

795

I have a boyfriend.

796

All right.

797

It's no big deal.

798

So, she has a boyfriend.

799

What is your situation?

800

Oh, well, it's complicated.

801

I don't actually have a boyfriend, but, uh...

802

Then can I have your number?

803

I'm sorry, no. Okay.

804

Oh, sure.

805

Oh, my God, you're giving me a real number.

806

Okay, thanks.

807

I'll give you a call later tonight.

808

Great.

809

Bye.

810

Bye.

811

Bye.

812

Wow.

813

So that's great.

814

You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are gonna be so happy together.

815

What were you thinking?

816

I don't know.

817

He was cute and he liked me.

818

It was an impulse.

819

But what about Ross?

820

What about your moment?

821

Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?

822

No, no, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.

823

Hey, Ross.

824

You know, I think we had a moment before.

825

Yeah, me too.

826

Well, but I'm not sure I really want to do anything about it.

827

Yeah, me neither.

828

Me neither.

829

Hmm.

830

Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?

831

Yeah, that works for me.

832

Yeah, I see what you mean.

833

By the way, nice Ross imitation.

834

Bet your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.

835

What?

836

Hey!

837

Better.

838

Well, the point is maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know?

839

I should just move on with my life.

840

So really, you're moving on from Ross?

841

I don't know.

842

Do I have to decide right now?

843

Well, you kind of just did.

844

That guy's going to call you tonight.

845

Ross is going to pick up the phone, and that's a pretty clear message.

846

Oh, my God, Ross.

847

Ross is going to pick up the phone.

848

Oh, I have to get my number back.

849

Oh, my God, he's gone.

850

Oh, I have to get my number back.

851

Oh, my God, he's gone.

852

Dead on.

853

Hello?

854

Hey, Mike, it's me.

855

Listen, is, um, is Ross near you?

856

Uh, no. I just left.

857

Well, you have to go back in.

858

What?

859

Go back?

860

To the land where time stands still?

861

I'm so sorry, honey, but...

862

Okay, Rachel gave this guy her number, and she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone, so you have to intercept all his calls.

863

I can't do that.

864

He says he can't do that.

865

Oh, give it.

866

Hi, Mike.

867

Hi, listen, I know that this is a lot to ask, but you know what?

868

If you do this, I...

869

Phoebe will do anything you want.

870

Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.

871

All right.

872

Thank you.

873

I'll get it.

874

Hello?

875

Ross's place.

876

Mike speaking.

877

That's for you.

878

I don't understand what just happened here.

879

I'm glad you're back.

880

I really need your help.

881

Oh, why?

882

What's up?

883

Well, I have an audition for this play, and for some of it, I have to speak French, which, according to my resume, I'm fluent in.

884

Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume.

885

Yeah, you really shouldn't.

886

And by the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?

887

He's okay.

888

I did not know you spoke French.

889

Oui, bien sûr, je parle français.

890

Qu'est-ce que tu penses, alors?

891

Oh, you're so sexy.

892

Well, so will you help me?

893

I really want to be in this play.

894

Sure.

895

Seriously, stop it.

896

I'm gonna jump on you.

897

Alright, it seems pretty simple.

898

Your first line is, My name is Claude.

899

So, just repeat after me.

900

Je m'appelle Claude.

901

Je te coupe, Claude.

902

Let's just try it again.

903

Je m'appelle Claude.

904

Je te plie, Mlu.

905

Huh.

906

It's not quite what I'm saying.

907

Really?

908

Sounds exactly the same to me.

909

It does?

910

Really?

911

Yeah.

912

All right, let's just try it again.

913

Really listen.

914

Got it.

915

Je m'appelle Claude.

916

Je te flou-fli.

917

Oh, mon Dieu.

918

Oh, de fouf.

919

Je m'appelle Claude.

920

Je de colle bleu!

921

No!

922

Okay, maybe if we just break it down.

923

Okay, let's just, let's try it one syllable at a time.

924

Okay, so repeat after me.

925

Je...

926

Je...

927

Ma...

928

Ma...

929

Pele.

930

Pele.

931

Great!

932

Okay, faster.

933

Je...

934

Je...

935

Ma...

936

Pele.

937

Pele.

938

Je m'appelle.

939

Me poo-poo.

940

It's too hard.

941

I can't teach you.

942

What are you doing?

943

I have to go before I put your head through a wall.

944

Don't go.

945

Don't go.

946

I need you.

947

My attention is tomorrow.

948

Chablabla.

949

Me lapis.

950

Obla.

951

Count from one to five.

952

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.

953

Un, blu, blu, flue, flake.

954

Good job.

955

Thank you.

956

Hey, Joey.

957

Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday, and I thought about it a lot.

958

No, I was too impatient.

959

So let's try it again.

960

Oh, no, that's okay.

961

I don't need your help.

962

I worked on it myself, and I gotta say, I am pretty good.

963

Really?

964

Can I hear some of it?

965

Sure, sure.

966

Okay.

967

Blah de la blah de blah blah de Blu Blah Blah.

968

Si?

969

You're not...

970

You're not...

971

Again, you're not...

972

Speaking French!

973

Oh, well, I think I am, yeah, and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.

974

How could you possibly think that?

975

For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!

976

Whenever you're ready, Joey.

977

Right.

978

J'ai beau-boo, Claude.

979

Uh, c'est le poulet la loup-blah-blou.

980

I'm sorry, what's going on?

981

Dude, come on, French it up.

982

Hey, Joey.

983

Do you speak French?

984

Toute la s'more.

985

Blu-blu-et, blu-blah-oh.

986

You know what?

987

I think this audition is over.

988

Uh, excuse me?

989

Uh...

990

I am Regine Filange.

991

I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town, of Estée Lauder.

992

You really think this man is speaking French?

993

Oh, so, so.

994

Good job,

995

little buddy.

996

That was some really good French.

997

But I think we're going to go with someone else for the part.

998

Oh, all right.

999

But my French was good?

1000

It was great.

1001

Oh, dear.

1002

Merci.

1003

Au revoir.

1004

Yeah.

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คำศัพท์และข้อสังเกตด้านการพูดสำหรับบทเรียนนี้

วิดีโอนี้มี 1004 ประโยค และ 5665 คำ สำหรับฝึกพูดตาม ช่วงที่มีเสียงพูดยาว 43:41 ผู้พูดพูดด้วยความเร็วสม่ำเสมอ ประมาณ 130 คำต่อนาที เหมาะกับการฝึกพูดตาม 82% ของคำอยู่ใน 3,000 คำที่ใช้บ่อยที่สุดในภาษาอังกฤษ ส่วนที่เหลือควรดูไว้ก่อนเริ่มฝึก

คำศัพท์สำคัญในวิดีโอนี้

คำที่ควรเรียนรู้ 15 คำจากวิดีโอ พร้อมคำอ่านและความหมาย:

คำศัพท์	คำอ่าน	ความหมาย
propose คำกริยา	/pɹəˈpəʊz/	เสนอ
bald คำคุณศัพท์	/bɔːld/	ล้าน, โล้น
naked คำคุณศัพท์	/ˈneɪkɪd/	ล่อนจ้อน, โล้งโต้ง
massage คำนาม	/məˈsɑ(d)ʒ/	การนวด
tray คำนาม	/tɹeɪ/	ถาด, กระบะ
ugly คำคุณศัพท์	/ˈʌɡli/	น่าเกลียด
puppy คำนาม	/ˈpʌpi/	ลูกหมา
marry คำกริยา	/ˈmæɹi/	แต่งงาน, สมรส
nurse คำนาม	/nɝs/	พยาบาล
parade คำนาม	/pəˈrɑd/	ขบวนแห่, กระบวน
potato คำนาม	/pəˈteɪ.təʊ/	มันฝรั่ง
underwear คำนาม	/ˈʌndɚˌwɛɹ/	ชุดชั้นใน, ชั้นใน
pants คำนาม	/pænts/	กางเกง
thread คำนาม	/ˈθɹɛd/	ด้าย, เชือก
sexy คำคุณศัพท์	/ˈsɛksi/	เซ็กซี่

กริยาวลีที่คุณจะได้ยิน

คำศัพท์	ความหมาย
pick up คำกริยา	ยก, หยิบ
go out คำกริยา	ออก, ออกไป
come back คำกริยา	กลับมา
go back คำกริยา	กลับไป

การออกเสียงที่ควรระวัง

ผู้พูดใช้รูปย่อและรูปลดเสียง 270 ครั้ง เช่น I'm, don't, you're ให้พูดแบบสั้นตามที่ได้ยิน

เสียง “th”: thread /ˈθɹɛd/, bother /ˈbɑðɚ/, leather /ˈlɛðɚ/, breathe /bɹiːð/, thigh /θaɪ/
เสียง “sh” และ “zh”: massage /məˈsɑ(d)ʒ/, chef /ʃɛf/, audition /ɑˈdɪʃən/, sheet /ʃit/, conscious /ˈkɑn.ʃəs/
คำยาว — ลงเสียงหนักให้ถูกพยางค์: necessarily /ˌnɛs.əˈsɛɹ.ə.li/, complicated /ˈkɑm.plɪˌkeɪ.tɪd/, incredibly /ɪŋˈkɹɛdɪbli/, uncomfortable /ʌnˈkʌm.fɚ.tə.bl̩/, revolutionary /ˌɹɛvəˈluʃənɛɹi/

วิธีฝึกกับวิดีโอนี้

ฟังวิดีโอให้จบหนึ่งรอบโดยยังไม่ต้องพูด แล้วจดคำที่ยังไม่รู้จัก
พูดตามทีละประโยคด้วยความเร็วปกติ ทำซ้ำแต่ละประโยคจนจังหวะของคุณตรงกับผู้พูด
อัดเสียงตัวเองแล้วเทียบกับต้นฉบับ โดยสังเกตคำอย่าง propose, bald, naked เป็นพิเศษ

ไวยากรณ์ในวิดีโอนี้

โครงสร้างที่ผู้พูดใช้บ่อยที่สุด พร้อมคำพูดจริงจากวิดีโอ:

โครงสร้าง	ในวิดีโอ
Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — การกระทำที่เริ่มก่อนหน้านี้และยังดำเนินอยู่	I've been dating · haven't been going · I've been feeling
Present perfect have/has + กริยาช่อง 3 — เหตุการณ์ในอดีตที่ยังเกี่ยวข้องกับปัจจุบัน	I've seen · has been · haven't even slept
Passive voice be + กริยาช่อง 3 — เน้นสิ่งที่เกิดขึ้น ไม่ใช่ผู้กระทำ	be naked · be proposed · is broken

เทคนิค Shadowing คืออะไร?

Shadowing เป็นเทคนิคการเรียนรู้ภาษาที่ได้รับการรับรองทางวิทยาศาสตร์ พัฒนาขึ้นสำหรับการฝึกนักแปลมืออาชีพ วิธีการนี้เรียบง่ายแต่ทรงพลัง: คุณฟังเสียงภาษาอังกฤษจากเจ้าของภาษาและพูดตามทันที — เหมือนเงาที่ตามผู้พูดด้วยช่วงเวลาห่าง 1-2 วินาที การวิจัยแสดงว่าเทคนิคนี้ปรับปรุงความแม่นยำในการออกเสียง ทำนองเสียง จังหวะ การเชื่อมเสียง การฟังเข้าใจ และความคล่องแคล่วในการพูดได้อย่างมีนัยสำคัญ

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