تدريب Shadowing: "I have egg in my crocs" - تعلم التحدث بالإنجليزية عبر الفيديو

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music like two

or three times did you like the tracks of my tears

is maybe the last true love song ever written i'm glad

you like him jim i am completely devastated right now well i second

that emotion huh i know a few of his songs

but what were his big ones oh god nelly what wasn't

his i mean um tracks of my tears yeah um god

so many nelly no no no tracks of my tears and What else?

What are some more?

What's one more?

I'm not playing this game, Pam.

Not today.

I don't think you love Smokey Robinson.

I think you're just doing all of this to prove how deep you are about music.

Okay, I'm sorry that I'm not a fan of Jason Mraz or The Beatles.

You don't like The Beatles?

That's not the point.

Eleanor Rigby, paperback writer?

Okay, you know, you always think you have time to see these legends before they go.

What was I so busy doing?

It says here the Smokey Robinson dead thing is a hoax.

It's on CNN as of two minutes ago.

Okay, well, that's a relief.

Wow, look at that.

It says he's actually playing state college.

It's only three hours away.

Oh my god, Ryan, that's perfect.

You have to go.

Tickets are 250 bucks.

$250 is nothing to the world's biggest Smokey Robinson fan.

Yeah.

Who's opening?

Paul Anka.

Paul Anka?

How can they make the Smoke Man play with someone like that?

I don't think I can see this.

Okay, you could just show up late, though.

How much is parking?

Like, 30 bucks?

That's not what Smokey would have wanted, does want.

Tears of a clown.

Don't call me a clown, Pam.

You're better than that.

Today's my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated.

You know, Apple Computer started in a garage.

And we're starting in a condo.

Look.

It's official.

Oh, good.

My hooker's here.

Are you wearing anything under the robe?

That is inappropriate, Pam.

Come on in.

This looks great, Michael.

Thank you.

Would you like some French toast?

Yes, please.

What shape?

Square is fine.

All right.

So how are you feeling about the new company?

I feel good.

Wow.

I'm excited to start the company.

After breakfast.

We did that.

Michael, just stop for a second.

Michael, stop for a second.

No, I'm whipping him.

No, I know you are.

Just let me have...

Just give me...

Fine.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

This is pathetic, isn't it?

I am such an idiot.

I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this.

I have egg in my Crocs.

I feel weak today.

I felt much stronger yesterday.

Like Benjamin Button in reverse.

When I feel overwhelmed...

I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.

I know.

No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list.

Make a list of things to do, and then start with the easy stuff.

Whatever calms you down.

OK, work out.

And hey, look.

You did that.

Check.

Eat an enormous breakfast.

Check.

Don't patronize me, Pam.

I think you should get dressed.

I'm not getting dressed.

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I'm not getting dressed.

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I have too many things to do before I get dressed.

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I need to find a hundred clients.

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Michael, that seems impossible.

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It's totally impossible.

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We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.

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Assemble a sales team, a dream team.

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Great.

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Ryan.

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No, what?

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Why?

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He's everything I'm not and everything I am.

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It's the whole package.

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No, we're not going to hire Ryan.

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Um, oh, Vikram, best salesman I've ever met.

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OK.

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He worked at that telemarketing place.

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Also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.

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Really?

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We have an investor already?

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Maybe.

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Barbara Kivas.

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She invests in local businesses, and I'm putting together a little presentation for her.

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Michael, that's fantastic.

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Yeah, I guess it's not so bad.

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Got a few things cooking.

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Um...

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Hey, find office.

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How are we gonna find an office?

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How can we pay for an office?

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Next on the list, song parodies.

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Okay, okay, achy -breaky fart.

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Great, let's sing it in the car.

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We got Vikram you got me when you put your telemarketing career on the line

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You're not putting very much on the line.

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We have a meeting with an investor today.

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Yes, we do so get excited But I have to go to the bathroom real quick if you'll excuse me

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He seems really confident he can be confidence It's the fool of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool.

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I would like a pair of size nine, please.

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It's Michael.

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Swamps, Michael.

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Happy birthday to Sally in lane 27.

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Okay.

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Imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files.

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Is it possible he's bowling?

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I mean, you know him better than I do.

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Yes.

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Well, he's always been a lifelong career.

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Michael!

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What's going on?

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I am bored.

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Hey, Ryan.

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Hey, you.

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Excuse me.

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Yes?

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This wasn't on the list.

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Yes, it is.

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No. Yes.

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It's not.

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It is.

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When did you add this to the list?

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Pam, everyone deserves a second, second chance.

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Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?

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$60 ,000 a year.

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You get paid by the year at the bowling alley.

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What do you make, Secretary?

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Back to work, shoe bitch!

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Told you guys some really busy years.

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Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?

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Hey, come on, guys.

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These are prime selling ours, you know.

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Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?

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Oh, yeah.

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Sure.

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It was indescribable.

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Sounds so awesome.

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What sort of investing club business?

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Victor, you ask a lot of questions, and I like that.

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Hey, Nana!

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Hi!

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Nana, do you remember that whenever I used to lose a tooth, you would give me money?

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Yes.

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I knew it.

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It was you.

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I am not putting my tooth under the pillow today.

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I am putting my entire career under the pillow.

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Is that worth a quarter?

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More?

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I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry with a lean, mean fightin' crew and low overhead.

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I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.

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I thought Nana raised some good questions.

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What kind of a name is Nana?

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It means grandmother.

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Oh, sweet jesus do you want to smoke pipes during our

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meeting let's wait until we have something to smoke about yes

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of course aaron maybe i could sit in on this with you you know

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that way i can cover you in case you need to urinate

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or you just want another opinion or defecate i don't think

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so well i just thought with my new increased responsibilities

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and all yeah i'm still figuring out the two -man bobsled here

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so let's hold off on the d -man for now who's

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your favorite iron atrocious you go first the ticketing software paints

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a picture of a sloppy careless error -brown office well the

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monitoring software is a double -edged sword sometimes the information go ahead did you need something from us yes

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your attention uh because

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that is all last week an accounting mistake resulted in a

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client getting their order for free oof that's not good chalk

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that one up to tweedledee

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and tweedledum out there who are they they're both kevin oscar is the sex in the city gang

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and angela if you can sometimes i feel like you don't know me at all i would agree with

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that simply end the mistakes and the mistakes

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when i come back next week and this report shows me no mistakes we can talk about names all day

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our favorite names silly made -up names normal names said in a silly voice wouldn't that be nice

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i would like that and the mistakes that's all i ask

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and you can't have a favorite iron chef it depends entirely

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on the secret ingredient sometimes i feel you don't know food at all

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I may have a little solution to our mistakes problem.

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This is a project I've been working on for quite some time, and today might be the day to use it.

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What do you got?

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Allow me.

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You're gonna love this.

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I should have used a shorter string.

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Never mind.

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I know it by heart.

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It is a system that holds people accountable for everyone else's work.

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Sounds controversial.

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Have I not been worthy of your trust?

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Have I not been a reliable number two?

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Do not go there.

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You're the deuce I never want to drop.

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I'll set it up right now.

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I just need your go -ahead.

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Go do the voodoo that you do so well.

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I will do my voodoo.

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Maybe this is it.

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Maybe I finally have a boss who will respect my ideas and let me try stuff.

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I'm shaking.

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Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call...

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Dwight?

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The Accountability Booster.

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It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office, from a late delivery to an accounting error.

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Five strikes in a day.

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equals a home run, one home run, and you're out.

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If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens, like we block Minesweeper, or we spoil an episode of your favorite TV show.

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Worst of all, the disapproving Andy face.

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Or in this case, an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultant's report from last year.

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Remember the one that recommended the branch be shut down?

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And as a fail -safe, also, every negative email you've ever written about him to the

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group will also be forwarded to him what emails are you

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talking about robert's favorite songs creep by tlc creep by radiohead remember

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that one jim uh there's no way he hasn't strangled at

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least one stripper oscar he eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him kelly

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that actually ps we should kill him wait

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so you installed a doomsday device no it's an accountability booster which

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when it goes off it destroys everything very similar to a

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doomsday device jim you're trying to make me sound like some kind of evil maniac now the point is is

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that we are now working in an environment where we have accountability to each other i am confident

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that you guys are equal to the task um no we're not

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and you are a psycho who is ruining our lives we can't do this this is Smile.

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Nod.

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Smile and nod.

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All right, everybody.

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Looks like we need to be getting to work.

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Be extra careful.

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Don't check everything, or the accountability booster will get you.

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Let's not make any mistakes today, or at least no more than four.

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This could be real.

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Dwight's pretty handy with computers.

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He fixed my laptop once.

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Okay, you didn't fix it.

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The brightness level was all the way down.

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You couldn't fix it.

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I wasn't here that day.

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Yes, you were.

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There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham.

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We just make a mistake.

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I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment.

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Pretty strong start, Gabe.

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Yeah.

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You want to forfeit?

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Say your prayers, buster.

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I'd say the same, but even God can't help you now.

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Leave, Gabe.

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Gabe and I play Scrabble on our phones, and the winner gets to pick the movie we watch.

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I have won no games.

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So far, I've seen The Shining, Rosemary's Baby, The Ring.

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Not really my thing.

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Although, I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything.

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Bam.

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Bam. Is jilp a word?

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Jilp?

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J -E -L -P?

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No, J -L -P.

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Like, I jilp.

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I jilp you.

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I don't think that's a word.

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I'm playing Scrabble with Gabe, and I've never won a game.

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You want some help?

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Really?

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Mm -hmm.

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Yes.

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I'm not letting Gabe do this.

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Jim and I used to play Boggle against each other, and when he would win, he would get so cocky about it.

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It ruined Boggle for me.

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Ruined words for me.

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Boggle, um, yes.

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I am pretty good at boggle.

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Is that guy still here, by the way?

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K -A.

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Ka?

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What does ka mean?

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It means you're playing someone who's going to destroy you.

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Why did you play moo?

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Because I'm playing to win.

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I'm playing moo, I'm playing milk, whatever it takes.

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Okay, but look, you could have hit mooed.

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You could have played a triple word.

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Like the cow mooed yesterday. Or moon?

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A cow jumped over the moon.

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She's stuck on that one thing.

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No, it doesn't have to just be cow stuff, right?

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A little treat for our old friend Gabe.

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Put that cue right there.

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Wait, why?

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Put the cue there, sweetie.

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I think there's better place.

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Put the cue there.

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Sorry I yelled.

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You could have just told us what you were thinking.

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There's no theater in that.

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There's no yelling in that, either.

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Well, I know what you're thinking, yes, but if...

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Oh, screaming.

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I want to pick up that you.

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Are you done texting all your boyfriends?

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I'm not.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Um, so the paper is...

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You hit the big button.

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The big button right here.

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Not that one, not that one.

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Not on all.

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The big button?

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You just press that?

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It goes right out.

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Wow.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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I picked out our movie.

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It's called Suspiria.

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It pushes all the boundaries.

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All your preconceived notions about what horror can be come crashing down.

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When I win, we're gonna watch WALL -E, where all the boundaries of color are pushed.

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It is hard to explain why Aaron is doing so well today.

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The only thing I can think is,

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Aaron is living out some slumdog millionaire scenario where every word she's playing has a connection to her orphaned past.

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It's possible.

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We got it.

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Wow, we got it.

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Oscar, wait.

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I think the victory would be more meaningful if Erin puts the last word in herself.

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Yes, Pam.

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Yes, most definitely.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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No.

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although i must say i will have apoplexy

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if you lose do you understand apoplexy is what

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i will have apoplexy yes got it oh oscar oscar i played ape

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so i won i know you get to pick well that's

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actually what i came to talk to you about i know how much you want to watch wally yes

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so i got us a compromise this movie is called hardware

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it tells the story of a killer combat robot just like wally

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that the government invented to destroy humans it's some of what you like

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and some of what i like and married i heard you talking about movies before

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and anyway i just watched this over the weekend i thought

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you'd really like it there's a shrek too oh yeah see you tomorrow nice guy

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this is a gift for your many years of service here wow thanks michael can i just say

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that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in

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all the idiot worlds you stand alone my friend hello hey

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hi good to see you here what did i'm just having

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a little exit interview yeah i know that's why i'm here

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um no no no this is very boring stuff why don't

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you take a tour have you seen the bailer no no i'll look at later it's part of my job

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okay did you need me to take notes hey fam stay okay Um,

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all right, well, then, I will proceed.

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I just have some questions that I was going to ask.

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Um, who do you think you are?

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toby yeah correct um what gives what what gives you the right

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um i brought the binder do you want to take a little look sure you know what

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that sounds good I'll take a little look -see.

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Here we go.

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Thank you.

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What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?

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About this place?

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Um...

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Well, no, no, no, no. I've got some ideas, I guess.

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No, no, no. I'm not asking it.

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I'm just reading it out loud.

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Oh, I'd like to hear the answer.

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Well, let me see.

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I would, um...

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I guess everything's okay.

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I made it this far, right?

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What's the point?

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Toby, why don't you open your present?

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No, no, no, no, no. No, this, hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think

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that I don't even know is in there

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because there are a lot of presents in my car and I don't know which is which.

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Suck on this.

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Michael, thank you so much for saying that.

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I feel so welcome here.

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Yeah, I just...

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Excuse me. Did you see that?

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Did you see it?

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Did you see what...

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Wow!

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We...

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Well, Jan didn't believe in showing affection, so...

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Sometimes I don't know how to react when a girl touches me.

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Oh, I like it.

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Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.

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Song parody writer.

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I have done things like Beers in Heaven.

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Classic.

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Or Total Eclipse of the Fart.

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I love to sing them, but I am not going to be doing that today.

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I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby.

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Do you know, um, Goodbye Stranger, Superdream?

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Yeah.

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It was early morning yesterday.

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I was up before the dawn.

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And I really have enjoyed my stay.

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Toby must be moving on.

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Ah, Toby is the flu.

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When the flu is attacking your body and making you sick and making you nauseous and throwing up all over the place, you have to sweat it out.

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And I had to sweat out Toby.

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And I feel much better now.

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Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

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Feel no pain.

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Toby!

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Toby!

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Toby!

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Toby, come on away!

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See ya!

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He's out of here.

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See ya.

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He's out of here.

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Ooh.

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Goodbye, Toby.

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Goodbye, Toby.

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Goodbye, Toby.

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Goodbye, Toby.

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Hey.

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How'd we do?

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Thirteen dollars.

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That's great.

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And we still have most of our stuff.

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Good.

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Listen, about earlier...

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No, no, no, no, no. Let's not talk about that.

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It was wrong to put you in that position.

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Michael, you're my life now.

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I'm not going to Colorado.

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Shh.

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You know what?

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Let's go for a little walk.

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I want to show you some stuff.

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So this is one of my favorite places in the world.

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Why?

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This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica.

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It's the happiest day of my life.

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Until the day you came to replace him.

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Let's go in here.

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and this is where we first kissed i remember and this is where we first made love

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remember what i tried there michael

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through these blinds is where i first saw you

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and you had all these boxes

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and i thought you were the prettiest mover I'd ever seen

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and I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you

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that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you

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and you said that it was over and that you didn't love me

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and thank goodness none of that was true including the herpes ingrown hair right in here this

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is where we co -ran our first meeting remember obesity awareness mm -hmm saved a lot of lives

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that day that's where you first met michael clump oh i say i say i sit on you

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and right over there that's when you realize

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that meredith was prostituting herself for outback steak and i will never forget

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that you had the cutest look on your face

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because you couldn't believe it you thought it was so wrong

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and over here what happened here well nothing nothing really i would just find an excuse to come here

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so i could stare at you through that window Well, this is what I'd do.

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Nice.

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Let's go in here.

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Hi, guys.

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This is where our love faces its toughest test.

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After this, it's just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.

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Holly, will you marry me?

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No. Marry me, Holly.

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No. That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.

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Will you marry me?

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No. That marriage would be a sham.

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Will you marry me?

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No. Easy no. Will you marry me?

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No. That would be hot.

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I would pay to see that.

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Will you marry me, Holly?

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No. Only one that I was kind of worried about.

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This is where I fell in love with you.

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And this is where I ask you to marry me.

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It started with a token.

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Fully slack.

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Marry me will you be.

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Your wife be coming.

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Me will I be.

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Congratulations!

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Congratulations!

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So, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're moving to Colorado.

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All of us?

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Yep.

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Wait, what?

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Holly has to go back to Colorado.

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I'm going with her.

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I'm leaving.

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Speaking of which, I meant to tell you, very impressive, the, uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity.

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What was that, 25 bucks?

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Oh, well, I don't know.

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Money isn't everything, Jim not the key to happiness.

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You know what it is?

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Joy.

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You should remember that.

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Maybe you give more than three dollars next time.

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Well, three dollars a mile is gonna end up being like 50 bucks.

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So, God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna half of you. Is Oscar around?

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I just thought it was a kind of a flat, you know, $25 one -time donation.

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I didn't think it was a per -mile kind of deal, you know?

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So, well, that's what a walk -a -thon is.

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I know.

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It says it right on the sheet.

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Look, look at the sheet.

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It says it's however many dollars per mile.

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Got it.

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Yes, so it does.

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I just think it's kind of cheap to undonate money to a charity no no no no no I wasn't

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that wasn't what I was no it's it's not about the

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money it's just it it's the ethics of the thing Oscar

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how's your nephew is he in good shape yeah how many

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miles did he do last year last year he walked 18 miles son of a bitch

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that is impressive good for him

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It's okay.

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I work in sales.

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Oscar.

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Oscar.

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Yeah.

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For future reference, just think you should know

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that you should probably make it clear

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that your nephew is doing the walk -a -thon and that he doesn't actually have cerebral palsy, okay?

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I never suggested it.

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No, no, I know you didn't intend to, but I got the idea.

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And I just don't think it has a lot of ethical merit to make people think something, you know, and then prey on their emotions.

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It's not...

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No, hey, it's just kind of uncool, okay?

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I just.. play fair, you know?

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Play fair.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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Happy birthday, Meredith.

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Read it out loud.

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Say who wrote everything, so we know who's the best.

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Happy bird day.

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Um, Meredith, good news.

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You're not actually a year older because you work here where time stands still.

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I don't know about that.

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That was Stanley.

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Meredith, happy birthday.

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You're the best.

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Love, Pam.

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Oh, yeah.

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Thanks, Downer.

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This is from Michael.

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Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age. Because of the downsizing.

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Rumors.

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And because you're getting old.

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No, I...

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I get it.

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It's funny you didn't get the joke

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so that's cool that's you know what actually i have a a bunch of these

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good ones that i didn't use um oh what's

590

that uh oh okay here's a good one um hey meredith liz taylor called she wants her age back

591

and her divorce is back because meredith's been divorced like twice is

592

that right no you're right right okay yes divorce um oh okay meredith is so old

593

how old is she everybody can do it every meredith is so old

594

she's so old she went into an antique store and they kept her That wasn't even mine.

595

I got that off the Internet website, so don't get mad at me.

596

What's the difference between Meredith and Michael Jackson?

597

Michael Jackson's surgery was unnecessary.

598

You're talking about my hysterectomy.

599

Yes!

600

Thank you!

601

Gosh, she gets it.

602

We are going to do everything humanly possible to ensure that this never happens again.

603

Well, it doesn't help, because it already happened to me.

604

The watermark?

605

It's a one -time thing.

606

I don't care.

607

It was disgusting.

608

Cartoon characters having sex?

609

May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual.

610

Both animals were smiling.

611

Okay.

612

I grew up on a farm.

613

I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable.

614

Goat on chicken, chicken on goat, a couple of chickens doing a goat, a couple of pigs watching.

615

Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

616

If cartoon characters didn't have sex then how do we get new cartoon characters?

617

What can I do for you?

618

I for starters, I think that you should resign Okay, well Wasn't really my fault the guys at the paper mill.

619

You're the guy at the paper mills.

620

No, no, no You're the head of the company.

621

I'm the head of the company.

622

Yes, and that makes it your responsibility.

623

No, I'm a regional manager You should lose your job.

624

Okay, this is insane.

625

You can get out of here.

626

Get out.

627

Fine.

628

That's insane.

629

Give this to somebody who will appreciate it.

630

Non -transferable.

631

Doesn't matter.

632

Out, please.

633

I'm calling the Better Business Bureau.

634

Yeah, well, I'm calling the ungrateful biatch hotline.

635

Did you get all that?

636

Everything.

637

The customer is always right.

638

Mrs. Allen was our customer.

639

She was wrong. Is that a contradiction?

640

No, because she's not our customer anymore.

641

We gotta do something.

642

This is spinning out of control, Pam.

643

This is just not...

644

It's just the Scranton Times.

645

No!

646

Then Newsweek picks it up, and then CNN does a story about it, and then YouTube gets a hold of it.

647

You know what?

648

I really think the whole thing is just gonna blow over in, like, a week or two.

649

You're right.

650

It will blow over.

651

But it's not going to take a week or two.

652

Do you know what this is for?

653

Yes.

654

Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos.

655

He says he needs a woman's touch.

656

My favorite is the one for his mother.

657

Hey, Mom.

658

Happy birthday belatedly sorry I forgot I had put it on my calendar

659

and then Pam threw

660

that out the one I'd like to forget is the one for the condo association

661

and without denying the seriousness of the situation I would just like to remind you

662

that in much of the Netherlands swimming naked is the norm so Norway you'd be the weirdos my shiny yeah

663

Okay, I think that's good.

664

Okay, that's enough Aquanet.

665

I don't know.

666

Stop it.

667

Hello, I am Michael Scott, regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton.

668

By now, you were probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner.

669

Well, let me tell you something.

670

Something from the heart.

671

I am not leaving this office.

672

It will take a SWAT team to remove me from this office, and maybe not even that.

673

Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team.

674

That's how devoted I am to this job.

675

I'm just saying.

676

I know.

677

They would flank you, throw in a concussion.

678

I understand that, Dwight.

679

You'd be on the ground.

680

Do you think you're taking it a little...

681

Dumb.

682

Literally, Dwight.

683

If you wanted to be...

684

And now we're wasting tape.

685

I'm going to have to cut this all out.

686

Can you say cut?

687

Cut.

688

So I know where to...

689

Cut.

690

I'm asking Pam to do it please.

691

Cut.

692

Okay.

693

Ready?

694

I need this job.

695

My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month.

696

With this job, I can barely cover that.

697

I have a company car, but I still have to pay for gas and gas prices are high and I have no savings whatsoever.

698

And it wasn't even me.

699

It's so not fair that they want me to resign.

700

If I could leave you with one thought, remember, it wasn't me.

701

They're trying to make me an escape goat if I am fired.

702

I swear to God

703

That every single piece of copy or paper in this town is going to have the f -word on it

704

the f -word You have one day Um, do you think it would be possible to move to

705

that desk over there because this seems a bit cramped and I don't have a computer Oh, well, that's a sales desk.

706

Yeah, you need to be over here with us accountants.

707

Just sit here and be quiet.

708

And if you have a question, just raise your hand.

709

But I'm going to save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now.

710

I don't know.

711

No, I don't think we should be trying to make this place seem unpleasant.

712

I think we should let this place just crush your spirit by itself.

713

I mean, it knows what it's doing.

714

I get it.

715

Last time I had a job, I remember I hated the boss's wife.

716

Of course, she was married to Robert.

717

Hi.

718

Hi.

719

Hey. So, what's good?

720

The individual beef stews are amazing.

721

But I call dibs on all of them forever, so stay away.

722

Same with the salt and pepper chips.

723

So, what can I have?

724

Definitely the fruit.

725

Okay.

726

Actually, the turkey sandwich, when not awful, is not awful.

727

Well, that sounds good.

728

It's not that.

729

Jim, have you seen my new puppy, Fitzgerald?

730

Oh, wow. So cute.

731

Oh, that is so cute.

732

Oh, he's so tiny.

733

Is he in a ladle?

734

Yeah, he's in a ladle.

735

It's adorable.

736

How on earth did you get him in a ladle?

737

He did it himself.

738

Is that ladle stainless or...

739

Oh, stainless, Williamson.

740

Excuse me, waiter.

741

There's a dog in my soup.

742

It's not that kind of ladle.

743

Very cute.

744

Oh, let me see.

745

Just the battery on these things is...

746

I'm sorry.

747

I've got to recharge this.

748

You don't keep a puppy picture from a nice lady.

749

I feel sick.

750

And it was that type of ladle.

751

Yours.

752

Employees don't seem to be taking to me.

753

Andy!

754

Andy, could you step in here, please?

755

We'll fix this.

756

What is going on?

757

Please.

758

Uh, Andrew, my wife has brought up an issue that requires your attention.

759

So, uh, if you'll excuse me, I should step out and get to the ATM before that.

760

Homeless man sets up camp for the night.

761

Okey -dokey, artichokey.

762

You hate it, don't you?

763

You do not want me here.

764

Why would you say that?

765

It's okay.

766

I understand.

767

I'm not sure how I would feel about having the boss's wife work for me either.

768

It's not that.

769

Exactly.

770

But it is something.

771

Let's just say that if you don't want to work here, I am totally prepared to respect that.

772

Why would you not want me working here?

773

I don't know.

774

I think I understand what you're going through.

775

My husband can be a very difficult man to read, can't he?

776

Yes.

777

The dude is an enigma.

778

Mm -hmm.

779

So he is mixed up in this, isn't he?

780

Uh, bleh, bleh, bleh.

781

Got it.

782

Andy and I had a great conversation.

783

And I just want to let you know that I am not going to be working here.

784

Well, that's a shame.

785

It just was one of those things...

786

Because we talked about it, and it seems like that might be what you want, which is fine.

787

Wow, where did this come from?

788

Did Andy say that?

789

No, he did not, but I could tell he was struggling to understand what was expected.

790

What's the struggle?

791

He made a great call, hired a great person.

792

You sure about that?

793

Absolutely.

794

No games?

795

No games.

796

Because Andy seemed to think there was some information he was not able to share with me.

797

Okay, enough of this.

798

I mean, really, enough.

799

It's gotten way out of hand.

800

Andrew, this is my wife.

801

Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for.

802

But it is not welcome right now.

803

Just be honest.

804

Andy.

805

Yes?

806

Why do you keep looking at my husband?

807

Andy, just answer the question.

808

No games.

809

No games.

810

Okay.

811

I mean, it was kind of funny, actually.

812

Robert storms in, and he says, in four seconds, my wife's going to be in here.

813

I told her she could work here.

814

Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen.

815

Lying son of a bitch.

816

We'll be right back.

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يحتوي هذا الفيديو على 816 جملة و5659 كلمة للتدرب على الترديد. مدة الكلام 40:14. يتكلم المتحدث بسرعة ثابتة، نحو 141 كلمة في الدقيقة، وهي سرعة مريحة للترديد. 81% فقط من الكلمات ضمن أكثر 3,000 كلمة شيوعًا في الإنجليزية، فالمفردات صعبة نسبيًا.

أهم المفردات في هذا الفيديو

15 كلمة أقل شيوعًا من الفيديو، مع النطق والمعنى:

marry /ˈmæɹi/ (فعل) — تَزَوَّجَ. To enter into the conjugal or connubial state; to take a husband or a wife.
tear /tɛɹ/ (فعل) — مَزَّقَ, شَقَّ. To rend (a solid material) by holding or restraining in two places and pulling apart, whether intentionally or not; to destroy or separate.
goat /ɡoʊt/ (اسم) — مَاعِز, عَنْزَة. Any ruminant of the genus Capra.
buck /ˈbʌk/ (اسم) — وَعْل, كَبْش. A male deer, antelope, sheep, goat, rabbit, hare, and sometimes the male of other animals such as the hamster, ferret, salmonid, shad, skunk and kangaroo.
desk /dɛsk/ (اسم) — مَكْتَب, مِنْضَدَة. A table, frame, or case, in past centuries usually with a sloping top but now usually with a flat top, for the use of writers and readers. It often has a…
divorce /dɪˈvɔːs/ (اسم) — طَلَاق, تَطْلِيق. The legal dissolution of a marriage.
cartoon /kɑɹˈtun/ (اسم) — كَارِيكَاتِير, كَارِيكَاتُور. A humorous drawing, often with a caption, or a strip of such drawings.
investor /ɪnˈvɛs.tə(ɹ)/ (اسم) — مُسْتَثْمِر, مُسْتَثْمِرَة. A person who invests money in order to make a profit.
awful /ˈɔːfʊl/ (صفة) — فَظِيع, أَرْبَد. Very bad.
charity /ˈtʃæɹɪti/ (اسم) — مُنَظَّمَة خَيْرِيَّة. An organization, the objective of which is to carry out a charitable purpose.
congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/ — مُبَارَك, مَبْرُوك. Expressing praise and approval, expressing approbation.
hire /ˈhaɪɹ/ (فعل) — أَجَّرَ. To obtain the services of in return for fixed payment.
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ (صفة) — مَجْنُون, مَخْبُول. Exhibiting unsoundness or disorder of mind; not sane; utterly mad.
sheet /ʃit/ (اسم) — وَرَقَة, وَرَق. A thin bed cloth used as a covering for a mattress or as a layer over the sleeper.
silly /ˈsɪl.i/ (صفة) — سَخِيف. Laughable or amusing through foolishness or a foolish appearance.

الأفعال المركبة التي ستسمعها

talk about (فعل) — تَكَلَّمَ فِي, تَكَلَّمَ عَلَى. Used to draw attention to the speaker's characterization of someone or something.
look at (فعل) — نَظَرَ. To observe or watch.
come back (فعل) — عَادَ, رَجَعَ. To return to a place.
come up with (فعل) — جَاءَ بِـ, أَتَى بِـ. To manage to produce, deliver, or present (something) by inventing, creating, thinking of, or obtaining it.
give up (فعل) — تَنَازَلَ, تَخَلَّى. To surrender (someone or something); to inform on (someone).

نطق يحتاج إلى انتباه

يستخدم المتحدث 162 من الصيغ المختصرة، مثل I'm, don't, you're. انطقها بصيغتها القصيرة كما تسمعها.

أصوات “th”: tooth /tuθ/, smooth /smuːð/, theater /ˈθi(ə)tɚ/, worthy /ˈwɝ.ði/, ethics /ˈɛθ.ɪks/
أصوات “sh” و“zh”: congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, sheet /ʃit/, emotion /ɪˈməʊ.ʃən/, donation /doʊˈneɪʃən/, shake /ˈʃeɪk/
الكلمات الطويلة — انتبه لموضع النبر: accountability /əˌkaʊn.təˈbɪl.ə.ti/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, controversial /ˌkɑn.tɹəˈvɝ.ʃəl/, unnecessary /ʌnˈnɛs.əˌsɛɹ.i/, adorable /əˈdoɹ.əˌbəl/

كيف تتدرب بهذا الفيديو

استمع إلى الفيديو كاملًا مرة واحدة دون أن تتكلم، ودوّن الكلمات التي لا تعرفها.
ردّد جملة جملة بالسرعة العادية، وكرّر كل جملة حتى يتطابق إيقاعك مع المتحدث.
سجّل صوتك وقارنه بالأصل، مع الانتباه إلى كلمات مثل marry, tear, goat.

القواعد في هذا الفيديو

أكثر التراكيب التي يستخدمها المتحدث، مع العبارات نفسها من الفيديو:

التركيب	في الفيديو
“used to” used to + فعل — عادة أو حالة في الماضي لم تعد قائمة	used to lose · used to play
المضارع التام have/has + اسم المفعول — حدث ماضٍ ما زال له أثر الآن	I've ever met · have spent · have implemented
المبني للمجهول be + اسم المفعول — التركيز على ما يحدث لا على من يفعله	has been made · be shut · be forwarded
جمل الوصل who / which + جملة — معلومة إضافية عن شخص أو شيء	know which is · somebody who will · want, which is

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الأفعال المركبة التي ستسمعها

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القواعد في هذا الفيديو

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