Shadowing Practice: Only Certain People Should Have Long Hair. Gabriel Rutledge - Learn English Speaking with Video

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I started growing my hair long when I turned 40.
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That was my very mild mid-life crisis.
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That's all I had the energy and money to do.
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That's all the rebellion I have left, just screw you Supercuts, I'm off the grid.
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(audience laughing) You gotta do the hair flip to let the man know you mean business.
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That's like the exclamation point at the end of a long hair sentence.
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That's how you know we're done talking, like, yeah, so . . .
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(audience laughing) It's never a smart sentence.
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It's never like, "So that's "when I got my masters." That's never happened.
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(audience laughing) It's more like, "So anyway "that's the day I learned "you can get a DUI on a bicycle." (audience laughing) So wise.
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(audience laughing) I have long hair, I'm still a little prejudice against guys with long hair.
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I think it depends on the occupation.
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Long haired comedian, fine.
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Long haired cardiologist, I've got a couple questions.
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(audience laughing) If they're like, "I just "completed the procedure and I "think your dad's gonna be fine." (audience laughing) Is he?
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I have to play a game with strangers ever since my hair got long.
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I hate it, it's never my idea.
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The game is called do you know who you look like?
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And it's never Thor, not once has it been Thor.
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Even when I'm holding the hammer Thor has never been mentioned.
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Guess what I have gotten, chubby Jesus.
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That's hurtful.
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(audience laughing) I get it, but it's hurtful.
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Really guy standing next to me in line at a coffee shop, you just wanted to tell a stranger you look like chubby Jesus?
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You're a bad person and guess what, I will not forgive you.
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(audience laughing) Yeah, you're gonna have to talk to skinny Jesus about forgiveness.
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(audience laughing) Skinny Jesus walks on water, chubby Jesus likes to keep a shirt on in the hot tub.
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(audience laughing) He's less forgiving.
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(audience laughing) I bet Jesus never got called a fat Foo Fighter.
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(audience laughing) I don't really have a look that says I'm doing well financially.
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(audience applauding) Huh, okay, wow, all right. Thank you for clapping for my poverty.
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Thank you. I was at the grocery store, checker was ringing up my stuff, she got to my bag of apples, and she was like, "Sir, just to let you know, "these apples are pretty expensive." I was like, wait, do I look like I don't have apple money?
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Oh no, I want 'em, I've been saving up.
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(audience laughing) I had my eye on that bag of apples for a long time.
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I said, someday, God willing, those are going home with me, today's that day.
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I just cashed in a war bond.
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Ring 'em up!
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(audience laughing) She's like, "Well, they're $4 a pound." I'm like, yeah, I saw the sign, but I did not come here to do math so I don't know what that means.
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(audience laughing) She's like, "Okay, just so you know "these apples are $20.13, "are you sure you want 'em?" And I was like, yeah, I want some of 'em.
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(audience laughing) I'll take an apple, give me an apple.
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Not the big one, please put that one back (audience laughing) and that's when I sadly realized she had profiled me correctly.
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(audience laughing) I'm doing all right, I don't have honey crisp money.
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(audience laughing) I have honey crisp taste, and a red delicious budget.
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That's what I have.
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(audience laughing) I accidentally bought organic apples, that was the problem.
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Which by the way, that rarely happens in the self checkout.
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(audience laughing) Little shopping tip for you guys.
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If your budget's a little tight, good news, a lot of stuff looks like a banana.
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(audience laughing) Boop.
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(audience laughing) Not that I'd be able to pull it off.
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I've never pulled off self checkout by myself.
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People who work there have to come help me, more than one, a guy with keys shows up.
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He's like, "What'd you do?" I'm like, it says unauthorized item in bagging area, and I think it's me.
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I don't actually work here.
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(audience laughing) I'm trying to avoid the checker.
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I don't wanna talk to the— I don't like that conversation.
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I don't wanna talk about what I'm buying and how that means my evening's gonna go, "Oh Pepto Bismol and Duct tape—" Hey, put it in the bag, how about that?
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Put it in the bag.
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Chatty Kathy, put it in the bag.
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(audience laughing) I don't know why I picked those two items, I apologize.
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(audience laughing) I guess Pepto was plan A, Duct tape was plan B.
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The point is this ends tonight.
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(audience laughing)

Speaking Goals for This Clip

This video is perfect for practicing conversational fluency and comedic timing, key milestones for natural English speaking. The dialogue’s casual tone and storytelling structure help learners master how to connect ideas smoothly, use pauses for effect, and deliver punchlines—skills critical for IELTS speaking practice and real-world interactions. It also trains you to adapt to informal contexts, a common gap for many learners.

Phrase Bank

  • "That's all I had the energy and money to do" – A relatable way to downplay a decision.
  • "You gotta do the hair flip to let the man know you mean business" – Adds humor while emphasizing nonverbal communication.
  • "I have [X] taste, and a [Y] budget" – A witty structure for contrasting desires with reality.
  • "Not that I'd be able to pull it off" – Softens a joke or hypothetical statement.
  • "She had profiled me correctly" – A casual term for being judged accurately (or not) based on appearance.

Fix Your Weak Spots

The video’s rhythm—with its pauses, emphasis, and conversational "ums"—is ideal for shadow speech practice. Focus on mimicking the speaker’s intonation when delivering jokes (e.g., raising your voice on "chubby Jesus" for comedic effect) and matching his pace during storytelling. Many learners struggle with natural pauses; this clip teaches you to pause before punchlines (like "today's that day") to build anticipation. Use a shadowing app to record yourself and compare—you’ll notice improvements in rhythm and stress patterns quickly. For English speaking practice, repeat the "apple story" section until you can deliver it with the same casual confidence, mastering phrases like "I did not come here to do math" without overthinking.

Grammar in this video

The structures the speaker uses most, with the exact words from the video:

StructureIn the video
Present perfect have/has + past participle — a past action that still matters nowhave left · has never been mentioned · have gotten
Passive voice be + past participle — the focus is on what happens, not who does itis called · been mentioned

What is the Shadowing Technique?

Shadowing is a science-backed language learning technique originally developed for professional interpreter training and popularized by polyglot Dr. Alexander Arguelles. The method is simple but powerful: you listen to native English audio and immediately repeat it out loud — like a shadow following the speaker with just a 1–2 second delay. Unlike passive listening or grammar drills, shadowing forces your brain and mouth muscles to simultaneously process and reproduce real speech patterns. Research shows it significantly improves pronunciation accuracy, intonation, rhythm, connected speech, listening comprehension, and speaking fluency — making it one of the most effective methods for IELTS Speaking preparation and real-world English communication.

Shadowing technique: read the full step-by-step guide →