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Are you a lesbian?

You're a hot ass lesbian.

Can I tell you something about myself?

I'm also a lesbian.

Is there your girlfriend behind you?

Best friend.

Best friend?

Have you f*ed her?

Can I tell you something about myself?

I f*ed my best friend.

You were single?

But you didn't bring your lady and you brought her.

She's working.

She's working?

What does she do?

She works the government?

I thought you'd say, oh, she works at a strip club down the street.

I'm like...

You've never been?

What kind of lesbian are you?

You're a very conservative lesbian.

I've never seen a lesbian.

What?

You should have gone when you turned 18 just to figure it out.

When did you know you're a lesbian?

High school.

High school?

And how did you find out?

I guess I've always gotten around it.

You always knew it, but then it happened, and you're like, oh my God.

Did you ever experience being with a guy?

Yes.

You did?

And how was that?

He sucked, huh?

This one guy was so bad, turned her lesbian.

All the Caldeans.

Let me show her.

I turned her straight.

I swear to God, these Arab men, I will change her mind.

Just give me 15 minutes.

She will never go to the government like ever again.

You don't feel under pressure right now, do you?

Okay, let me ask more questions.

I just want to understand one thing, you know the most important thing, you know what I'm talking about Like there's only one person wear it or both people wear it

You don't need it They don't need it You're on it and going what the is it that they don't need?

He's gonna chat chippy heels right now What is it a lesbian should have but they don't need?

What country?

Russia.

Russians are very scary people.

What do you do for a living?

Living my best life.

Living your best life.

So you're homeless.

You have an Arabic tattoo?

I have two.

You have two?

What is it?

Let your face be good on your fear.

Let your face be good on your ass?

What?

You had an Arab boyfriend?

Not boyfriend, but like.

Not boyfriend, he was just for fun.

What was the situation?

Were you kidnapped?

I just went out with him.

You just went out with him and you've had to with your whole body.

You're very spontaneous, aren't you?

There were multiple.

Oh, there are multiple Arab guys.

I love your honesty.

It was a long time ago, so you miss them.

How many Arab guys are you dating now?

Zero.

Zero?

So you're willing to get more tattoos in Farsi?

I'm just wondering.

Oh, that's gonna help.

Oh, and now it gets to me no more tattoos, huh?

How long have you been single?

Ten years.

Ten years?

For ten years the business has been closed?

Honey, that's not even healthy.

You know how difficult it is to sit through?

You have to go get a permit again?

You have toys?

Who is that?

My mom.

Your mom?

Mom, she's talking about her Barbies.

Well, maybe I'll find you a boyfriend tonight.

How about that?

Only me?

What kind of toys do you have?

Yes, ma'am.

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Mom's gonna ask you a question.

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Floor is yours.

102

It's a comment.

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I just wanna let you know that you bring so much happiness to people.

104

Whenever they go through, you know, we watch your videos, and all of a sudden, without thinking, I'm smiling.

105

So thank you.

106

Thank you for being here.

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Mom, I love you.

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Just because you said that, I'm taking your daughter home tonight.

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You're like a nice professor or something.

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A professor in college or you're a...

111

What do you do?

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I sell plastic bags.

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Not you.

114

I sell plastic bags.

115

Is that a business?

116

Are you a wholesaler to, like, Ralph's and shit?

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It's in Mexico.

118

Now you're finishing his sentence?

119

Let the CEO represent himself.

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What's your name, buddy?

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Ali Martin Ali Martin?

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How the fuck Ali became Martin?

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My father is Iranian, my mother is German Really?

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What a great mix My wife is Mexican And you don't speak English What inspired you to make plastic bags?

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I went to Mexico and I wanted to sell some product to the Mexican business people business people.

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So he goes, I went to Mexico, met with some Mexican companies to sell them some products, and I ended up with plastic bags.

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He went to sell them shit, they sold him the plastic bag.

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Amigo, gracias.

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He took the plastic bag, he came back to America, he goes, what do I do with this?

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I sell the plastic bag.

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Give it up for Ali Martin.

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Yeah, give it up.

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I like this guy.

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You're my new friend.

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I wanted to make friends with the guy behind you, but I like you even more.

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That's your son?

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No way.

138

Buddy, you look fantastic.

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Oh my God, I can't believe that old fucking guy behind you.

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I'm not kidding.

141

I thought he was your father.

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That son working so hard selling plastic bags.

143

He aged faster than the father.

144

The father came and goes, son, we have no money selling the plastic bags.

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I'm Cuban and Ecuadorian.

146

You're Cuban and Ecuadorian?

147

So you guys are married?

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No, no. No, buddy, you should hurry up. Are you also Caldeans?

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So your family wants you to marry an Arab, I'm assuming.

150

Yeah?

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Is that the problem?

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No. She says yes.

153

He doesn't say no, he goes...

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I'm not your grandfather, dude.

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I'm trying to help you.

156

Okay, how long have you been dating?

157

About a year.

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How old are you?

159

I'll be 49.

160

49?

161

49?

162

You look good.

163

How old are you, sweetie?

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45. God damn, I thought you were like 28, 29.

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Oh, I love you.

166

Not you, you look.

167

He was like, yes, thank you anymore, thank you.

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What do you do for a living, sweetie?

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I teach piano.

170

You teach piano?

171

Quit.

172

He's going to pay for the rest of the situation.

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You already do?

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One thing that people don't know about Arab men, they don't do 50-50, yeah?

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Arab men goes, whatever I have is yours.

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That's how they do it.

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Yes.

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But then you're not allowed to go anywhere, you're not allowed to wear what they don't like, you're not allowed to talk, stay in the house, you shut the f* up.

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You guys, congratulations for your marriage.

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Ben, where are you from?

181

Connecticut.

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Connecticut.

183

You're a white guy?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

186

Ben, what do you do?

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I work for a company.

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What the f* is it?

189

We're not talking in quotes yet.

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I work for a company.

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What kind of company do you own Ben?

192

We need human resources.

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F*.

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I have nothing on HR.

195

It's a complicated topic for a comedian.

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Anybody got fired?

197

It's f*ing Ben's company.

198

And where'd you guys meet? At work. At work?

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Wait a minute.

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You see that?

201

You see what just happened?

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I think men at work, HR fired him.

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He goes, I'm gonna open my own HR company.

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And then he fired that HR guy and he put a new HR person there.

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Good for you, Ben.

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I wish you many more years of being a good husband.

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Слово	Произношение	Значение
lesbian существительное	/ˈlɛz.bi.ən/	лесбия́нка, ле́сби
buddy	/ˈbʌdi/	дружо́к, прия́тель
tattoo существительное	/tæˈtuː/	татуиро́вка, нако́лка
piano существительное	/piˈænɪː/	пиани́но, фортепиа́но
toy существительное	/tɔɪ/	игру́шка, безделу́шка
topic существительное	/ˈtɑpɪk/	те́ма, предме́т
complicated прилагательное	/ˈkɑm.plɪˌkeɪ.tɪd/	сло́жный, запу́танный
happiness существительное	/ˈhæpinɪs/	сча́стье, ра́дость
suck глагол	/sʌk/	соса́ть, вса́сывать
congratulations	/kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/	поздравля́ю, мои́ поздравле́ния
marry глагол	/ˈmæɹi/	выходи́ть за́муж, вы́йти за́муж
sudden прилагательное	/ˈsʌd.ən/	неожи́данный, внеза́пный
resource существительное	/ɹɪˈzɔːs/	ресу́рс, запа́с
honey существительное	/ˈhʌni/	мёд
scary прилагательное	/ˈskɛə.ɹi/	стра́шный, ужа́сный

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