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Maxine!
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The energy is amazing tonight, nice to see you, oh my god,
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so welcome welcome to my childhood home
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this set reminds me of the house i grew up in this is the most
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a lot of people ask me what does means nothing it's my own made -up word for this
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persian rugs in a in a persian household there's persian rugs everywhere you walk in the living room the walls we have
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Persian rug you go in the bathroom the shower drape is a Persian rug
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you go to the computer the little mouse pad is a cute little
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Persian rug
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you can do anything you want with a Persian rug but you can't walk on it
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we bought another rug to put on top of the Persian rug I went to UCLA.
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That's why this show is so special to me.
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I love this campus.
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I'm a Bruin, and I tell you, it's so special to be back.
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I was in college here, and we had a little small student organization, and when kids moved here from Iran,
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we all helped the kid to get adjusted somebody would show
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him the campus somebody would help him pick his classes my
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role in the student organization was to take the kids
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and play sports with that was my thing show like you know have some activities
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and every persian kid that ever came from iran
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when you'd ask them are you good at anything they'll say yes i'm the best it's a cultural thing
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and never forget this kid hassan moved to us
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and i said hassan you like to play basketball he goes yes i am professional basketball player.
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I said, really?
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He goes, yes, I am the best in Iran.
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I took this to the basketball court because I thought,
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oh my God, Hassan is going to show all my American friends how good we are at basketball.
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We get to the basketball court, Hassan changes, he's wearing short shorts.
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He's wearing shorts so short, I couldn't believe it.
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He's wearing like
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Larry Bird
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1960s short hair poof his left nut sticking out of the shorts
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i'm like oh my god hassan what is this we start playing
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i couldn't wait to pass the ball to hassan i couldn't wait i was
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so excited i get the ball
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i pass the ball to hassan hassan grabs the ball hassan disrespects the game of basketball in a way
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that in the history of basketball it's never happened before
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hassan shits on basketball like i've never seen before
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he grabs the ball he starts dribbling he's bouncing with the ball he's literally with the ball going okay let's go
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i'm like hassan what are you doing hassan is jump and nobody knows how to guard this guy
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and that's the moment also i realized we make certain noises
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that only iranians understand what it means every time hassan got fouled he goes eh
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when we don't like some shit we go eh
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the whole game hasn't going eh eh i'm like hassan say foul he goes i did
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Dude plays so aggressive, I never forget this white kid, him and Hassan, they're just bumping heads, right?
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All of a sudden, these two get so heated, Hassan like goes into his chest, the white kid gets slammed,
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falls on the ground, gets up, he's pissed.
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He goes, fuck you, man.
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He said, fuck you, Hassan froze.
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He couldn't believe this shit.
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she looked at the white kid he goes Fk me.
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The white guy goes, yeah, fk you, man.
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He goes, you want to fk me?
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He double -checked.
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And then he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Me fk you.
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See, buddy, in Iran, when they say f you.
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In Iran, they don't even say f you.
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You just walk in something like, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Hassan took that shit literally, bro.
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now the game is
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so intense hassan is pissed buddy the game goes bananas he's playing next thing
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you know ball hits the rim it goes up
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they both jump for a rebound holy moly i couldn't believe
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this we're in the middle of ucla campus hassan goes for a jump he leans in he brings god into this
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He goes, Allahu Akbar.
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He jumps, Allahu Akbar.
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All of a sudden, I couldn't believe this shit.
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He starts elevating.
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I'm like, this is unbelievable.
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He keeps going higher.
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The white kid is halfway going, what the hell is happening?
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The white kid couldn't believe it.
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He goes, Jesus Christ.
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All of a sudden, the white kid starts elevating.
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I was like, holy shit, Muhammad and Jesus are up there competing against each other.
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He said, Habibi, Habibi, come, Habibi.
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Dude, they both crashed on each other's heads so hard, boom, they hit the ground.
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They hit the ground, there appears the white kid, just, he peels himself off the ground, he looks at Hassan and he goes, Motherfucker.
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Oh.
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Never cuss at Chachach's mother.
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Dude, he said, motherfucker, Hassan started interviewing everybody in the basketball court.
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Is he talking about my mother?
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Excuse me, talking about my mother?
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Is it my mother?
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My mother!
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My mother!
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Now the white kid's freaking out, he's like, what?
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And then he loses it.
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I fuck your mother, your grandmother, your great grandmother.
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You're great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother.
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Then he goes for a fight, he started throwing punches.
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I grabbed him by the waist.
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I'm like, Hasan, relax.
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He can't your mother.
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He goes, how do you know?
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I'm like, buddy, your mother lives in Iran.
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He goes, I know, what if he goes to Iran?
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I go, he can't go to Iran.
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He has to flight Iran air he's gonna die immediately that day i learned a big lesson i realized i'm not fully
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we play basketball all the time you you you too you more infinity you you mother
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mother nobody cares nobody fights nobody loses their mind but for him it was completely different Hassan actually saw his mother
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being pounded by this white guy it was very different she saw the kid knocking on their high are you Hassan's mother
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it's like yes it is me he's like it is the time i am not ready
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it doesn't matter mom we got to go now that's what Hassan saw
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you see it's a matter of perspective that's the day
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I realized you know we come from different places we see things differently
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and we should never give anyone the power to make us
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that upset by using a couple of words we should never give anyone the control to hurt us
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that bad that we lose our minds and I love how everybody's clapping yes
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but it's hard to do this it's easier said than done yeah all of you guys driving
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on 405 and somebody gives you the finger, what do you do?
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You call your job, I'm quitting, I'm a civil engineer, I'm quitting today, I'm following this ass horn.
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You follow the guy, you more.
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You drive all the way up to San Francisco just to cut this guy off five more times
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and come back to LA.
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We're all guilty of it.
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Me, personally, it's happened to me.
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I'll never forget this guy in front of a bunch of people called me motherfucker and he enunciated.
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It hurt even more.
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He goes, motherfucker.
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And I got mad and I was going to say something back immediately.
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And as soon as I was getting mad, all of a sudden, I thought of Hassan.
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And as soon as I thought of that, I just immediately calmed down.
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And as soon as I calm down
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I look at the guy all of a sudden
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I see him for what he is he was a really
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good -looking guy wow my mother she's been single for
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40 years my mom would love a man like
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that you know how delighted my mother would have been to be with this guy.
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I was like, holy shit.
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The first thing I said, I was like, sir, you better be the man of your word.
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He was so confused.
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He goes, what?
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I said, you better show up.
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I said, what about you?
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Is your mother single?
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He goes, yes.
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I said, okay, I returned a favor.
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We became best friends now every christmas we switch home merry christmas see it's all matter of perspective
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unbelievable you know i grew up with this identity crisis not knowing
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really where i belong to and
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and i remember growing up in high school i didn't want anybody to know i'm iranian
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if you know i just didn't want to say where i'm from i was very embarrassed
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But I tell you I went to college and I was still dealing with this identity crisis
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And then I started stand -up comedy and stand -up comedy truly
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Helped me find myself as an artist your art improves and truly blossoms
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The more you get to know who you are
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and through The true you your art becomes very special
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and very unique so I I really loved stand -up comedy for that reason.
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I started talking about my background.
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I started saying on stage, I'm Iranian. And it was beautiful.
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The more I became comfortable with my nationality, the more I became accepted.
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And people tend to find a place with me.
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They're like, ah, we know now how to hate him.
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It was beautiful for.
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And the older I got, I realized I am truly Iranian American.
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I'm definitely Iranian and I'm definitely American.
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There's parts of me very, very, very and parts of me very American.
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It's so important for everybody to find exactly who they are.
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Anybody else that grew up here from a different background different nationality Mexican now
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that counts that's awesome where are you hi what's your name
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you're speaking on behalf of your husband representing Mexico She's like, Mexican!
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I got this, Mexican!
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Good for you, buddy.
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What's your name?
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Oscar, I love it, buddy.
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And how long have you guys been together?
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Oh, wow, congratulations, honey.
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Which one of you guys was illegal?
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you were illegal the persian chick was illegal oscar got your green card
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stereotypes don't exist baby don't judge a book by its cover love you amigo we owe you one
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oh my god that is
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so great congratulations you guys will have the best kids i'm telling you i love i love the latin
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and the Middle Eastern culture mixing together.
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You can bring both flavors together, yeah?
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You can make all these incredible cuisines.
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You can make gorma sabzi burrito.
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Pesajun tacos.
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Yeah, buddy, you gotta make the world a better place.
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This is so good.
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You know, the day I discovered I am ha -ha, was in high school.
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Like, truly, like, you realize you're different than the other kids.
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You know, I walked into the locker room, and all the boys were naked,
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just hanging, dicks just swinging, so relaxed.
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Hey, what's up, man?
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Hey, hey, what's up?
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Hey, what's up, Johnny?
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It's your birthday?
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Yes, my birthday, boy!
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Holy shit, I saw that situation.
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I freaked out my entire life.
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Never, ever, ever, we let the whole situation out.
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We never revealed the phenomenal.
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I remember going to public pools.
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It was a big deal.
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My father was just like, nobody should ever see you naked.
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And it was a thing.
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My whole family would come together.
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My dad would hold the towel.
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And he said, wait, wait.
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My mom would hold the big blanket.
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My uncle would start building a wall.
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Everyone's looking.
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Okay, no one's looking.
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I had to figure out what to do
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and I couldn't help it it was I
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that day I realized I am Iranian dude I mean
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I'm in the locker room I'm like I can't go out with the whole situation
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I literally wrap myself up like a burrito all the way I go in there hi
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and all the boys just stop like what's up
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Max what's going on buddy what's up with this i'm like nothing nothing everything is great
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and you know we're in high school it's brutal everybody starts chanting little dick little dick little dick
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and i was mortified
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and they're like come on max you got a little dick i'm like no no no it's an iranian dick
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come on you little dick like no it's a quality dick
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the most miserable time of my life one of my friends brian
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he was a nice guy he came with next to me with his dick out
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he grabbed me he goes come with me max it's gonna be okay
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He pulled, I was like, thank you, Brian.
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And Brian was a redheaded guy.
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And I had not ever seen the situation on a redheaded guy.
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I thought there was something wrong with Brian.
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I said, I said, Ryan, are you, are you okay, buddy?
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He goes, yeah, yeah.
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The whole thing was, it was like red, you understand?
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Hair was red, down here, red.
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He had a little red dick.
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It looked like Cheetos.
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It literally looked like Cheetos.
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Not like poofy Cheetos, like a skinny -ass Cheetos.
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Skinny -ass Cheeto dick.
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Since high school, I have not eaten Cheetos.
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I see a bag of Cheetos, I think it's a bag of Brian's dick.
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The traumas.
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The traumas of high school.
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My god, you know, it's like you you as a kid you just try to fit in all your life
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You try to fit in I couldn't even fit into my own household
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You know, I really grew up with my mom and my two sisters
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You know, my dad was hardly ever around and my mom
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and two sisters like it was just bunch of women in my house
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I had to wear a bra just to fit in
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Iranian mothers they're so OCD yeah that's why all Iranians are
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so OCD my mom it's constantly like oh this is not clean clean
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it's clean again you don't know how to clean like nobody else knows how to clean
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but my mom she's like a professional at this shit we have a cleaning lady
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that comes to her house every tuesday at 9 a .m my mother wakes up at 7 a .m starts cleaning
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we go mom what are you doing she goes she's coming the house looks terrible
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i'm like what are you talking about
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and then the cleaning lady comes my mom starts coaching
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it that's not how you clean you clean like this let me show you like what are you a cleaning coach
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This year, we take this shit way too seriously.
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We do.
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Yeah, so much pressure.
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Do this, don't do that.
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When you go out, don't do that.
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Like, we can't even go to the bathroom with our mothers pressuring us with these rules and regulations.
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You know, Iranian mothers, when you go to the bathroom, don't touch anything.
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Don't touch.
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When Iranians go to the bathroom in front of other people, it looks so weird.
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We look like forensic agents.
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Like, if we leave a fingerprint, someone's going to come and arrest us.
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We walk into the bathroom.
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We don't touch anything.
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We open the faucet.
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the other one we wash our hands
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we try to people are like excuse me excuse me excuse me go around people for God's sake
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if we go to the toilet we wrap the whole thing with toilet paper we wrap ourselves up what's going on
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meanwhile you see a white baby on the floor the mom is just like holding the The kid, the kid's licking the floor like, ahhhhhh.
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The mom is just pulling the kid, the kid's like, ahhhhhh.
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Persian mom's like, oh my God, that kid is gonna die.
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Meanwhile, that kid grows up and becomes an Olympian.
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Iranian kids grow up, become doctors to cure their own diseases.
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Oh my God.
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Who's single? clap let me see are you guys single clap let's see where the single people are tonight clap clap
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now all of a sudden you're single
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i like this you don't want to clap
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you don't have to clap she's saying she's single you're like she's somebody she does not want you to know
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you know everything what's your name stella you need to make better friends
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are you cousins are you friends friends holy you literally just like throw her under the bus like that.
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Listen, this is the problem.
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We feel so much pressure from the society of that I cannot say this, what if I do that,
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what if I say in front of everybody I'm single.
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Oh my god, everybody will find out. Who cares?
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Live your life.
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Live your life, I swear.
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When it comes to dating, I'm very American.
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I'm so American when it comes to dating.
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I don't give a shit what people think.
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I date whoever I want to date.
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I'm on dating apps.
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I go out meet people.
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I love dating whoever I like.
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I don't care if it's
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Iranian, if it's non -Iranian.
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Yeah?
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But the Khakhakh way of dating.
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All ethnic people date under so much pressure.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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And there's this whole thing where like we do like
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Oh, Max, we found this very good girl.
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You should marry her.
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She's a good girl.
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Yeah?
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Oh, this guy, very good guy.
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Marry this guy, good guy.
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Yeah, this is the whole thing, good guy, good girl.
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I don't like good girls.
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I like bad girls.
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The better, the better.
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Good girl is such a thing thing.
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I want a very good girl.
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I found a very good girl.
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It's such an insecure shit.
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Every that wants a good, very, very, very good girl is because they're thinking the girl and the whole world is about to cheat on them.
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You let your girl do what she wants, say what she wants, wear what she wants,
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be herself, and she will be the best girl in the world.
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good girl who wants to go out with a good girl man you know how boring good girls are
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I've had the experience it's enough you know how hard
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it is to get a date from a good girl
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you got to call her for a year to just go out with her you call her hi
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you want to go on a date this week?
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No, I am studying for my doctorate.
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You call her a week later, okay, how about this week?
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No, now I'm getting my second doctorate.
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Okay, I'll try another time.
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Yeah, yeah, okay, keep trying.
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You call her two months later, now I'm getting my real estate license.
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Then you call her a year later, you catch her voicemail, hi, thank you for calling doctor the best if this is an emergency call 911
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if it's max i mean he keeps trying
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i've been on a date with a good girl
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i was on a date with this girl
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it was the most miserable date of my life we're sitting at a restaurant she doesn't even have eye Make contact.
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This girl is such a good girl, she won't even look at you.
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She's looking everywhere else by me, and she's like, uh -huh.
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I'm like, did you lose something on the floor?
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Would you like to order something?
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No, I'm not hungry.
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I already ate at my mom's house.
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She makes the best food.
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I'm like, what, order something?
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No!
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order something to drink.
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I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
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I'm like, nobody offered you drugs.
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Calm down.
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I'm just saying, I don't do drugs.
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Maybe you should do drugs.
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You need to relax.
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Holy shit.
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After the date, you're like, hey, you want to go out?
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Like, you want to do something after the date let's hang out no i can't hang out why
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because my family waiting for me my mother is waiting for my father for my father is waiting on me
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and then they are all waiting for each other what where is your father
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she he's waiting outside you turn around the dad's behind
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Hi, how are you?
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Let's go, let's go. Are you kidding me?
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It's a challenge.
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Oh, my God.
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I invited this good girl to my house.
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Finally, she comes to my house.
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She knocks on the door.
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I open it.
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I'm like, hi.
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I'm excited.
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I'm like, come on in.
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She goes, no. I don't like coming inside.
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What do you want to do?
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I'm standing at the door.
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What do you want?
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Let's go walk outside.
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For weeks, we go on a walk outside.
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I felt like I was the dog that she was walking.
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Let's go, Max.
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Eventually, eventually, I get the good girl in my home.
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I get her in my house.
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She sits on the couch.
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I'm sitting next to her.
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We're watching, I don't know what, some random shits playing.
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And she is talking, yeah, I got my first doctor degree.
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And then the professor goes, oh my God, you're the most smartest person in the world.
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And I said, I know, but I have, I speak also 1800 languages.
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And she's just babbling.
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And I can't hear a word, she says because as a man i have a duty and
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that is to make the first move and i'm like
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when is she gonna shut the hell up
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so i can go in for a kiss blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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so i go in for a little kiss as as soon as she just like opened her mouth i went
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I went in for a kiss, eeeewww.
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I went in for a kiss, eeeewww.
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As soon as I went for a kiss, she goes, eeeewww.
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Eeeewww.
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You know how shitty that feels?
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Eeeewww.
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I was like, what happened?
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She's like, nothing, try again.
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Oh, okay.
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Eeeewww.
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We started making out, oh my god, her tongue was so long, I couldn't breathe.
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She tongued up the .
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I was going out of breath, she's like, don't worry, I will give you CPR, I am a dog shit.
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Now I'm trying to catch my breath, now I'm going for second base, I'm trying to take her shirt off.
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You know what kind of shirts good girls wear?
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this shirt had more buttons and zippers and hinges they were
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and the whole thing was
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so complicated you had to be an engineer to solve the puzzle I'm trying to breathe
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and open the thing at the same time finally I get the shirt open you wouldn't believe this shit I said,
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there is three more buttons right here.
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Three more buttons here.
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I go, what is this?
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There was a lockbox with a code on it.
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I said, hey, what is the code?
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She goes, I don't know, my father has it.
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I want to date a bad girl.
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I want to date a girl so bad, she comes to my house, she breaks the door, where are you?
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Bring that little dick.
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It's not little.
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Unbelievable.
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I want to learn some shit.
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Bad girls teach you shit you didn't even know.
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Hell yeah.
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Now, are you still single or not?
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Oh, my God.
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What a fun crowd.
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Anybody from an ethnic background that grew up in America?
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Yes?
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What's your background?
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I'm half Mexican, half Spaniard.
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half -Mexican, half -Spaniard, so you're full -Mexican.
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I was like, let me explain to these Asian girls.
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You know, like, how, for you guys, me, and all of these, ha -ha -ha, we're all the same?
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Spaniard and Mexicans, to us, the same.
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This is a really nice, mixed audience.
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What's your nationality?
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I'm half Filipino and half white.
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Half Filipino, half white.
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That's cool.
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And who is this?
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My cousin.
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That's your cousin.
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What's your name?
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Mariette.
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Mariette.
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Yeah, what do you do?
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Product developer.
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Product developer.
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For what company?
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Lululemon.
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Lululemon.
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Oh my god, that's awesome.
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All the bad girls are clapping.
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I love you and Lululemon, baby so do you feel
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Filipino American yeah so you feel like parts of you is very Filipino
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and parts of you very American this is incredible
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this is very beautiful in America a lot of people in this country
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they deal with a lot of this cultural confusion mixed mentalities upbringings mom and dad from different countries.
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It's really fascinating.
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I'm so happy that I had this incredible opportunity to connect with you guys, share a little bit of my life.
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And as an Iranian, I love Iran.
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As an American, I love America.
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As a human, I love the citizens of the world.
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I come from two countries that are sworn enemies Iran
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and America all they want is to kill each other
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but personally I have inner peace I have love there's only one element
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that could finish
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and end this disaster we have in the world is love
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we gotta find the love of humanity for one another
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and live in peace I hope to
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that day we realize we're all just one race
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and that's the human race much love thank you very much
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for coming out tonight good night thank you thank you thank you thank you
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so much thank you thank you thank you thank you love you
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Лексика и советы по произношению к этому уроку
Этот урок разговорной практики построен на видео «FULL COMEDY SPECIAL 2025». Чаще всего повторяются слова: goes, hassan, kid, mother. В этом видео 471 предложений и 4276 слов для шедоуинга. Речь длится 32:54. Говорящий держит ровный темп — около 130 слов в минуту, удобный для шедоуинга. 83% слов входят в 3000 самых частых слов английского языка; остальные стоит разобрать перед занятием.
Ключевая лексика этого видео
15 слов из видео, которые стоит выучить, с произношением и значением:
| Слово | Произношение | Значение |
|---|---|---|
| buddy | /ˈbʌdi/ | дружо́к, прия́тель |
| clap глагол | /klæp/ | хло́пать, хло́пнуть |
| sudden прилагательное | /ˈsʌd.ən/ | неожи́данный, внеза́пный |
| cousin существительное | /ˈkʌz(ə)n/ | ро́дственник, ро́дственница |
| relax глагол | /ɹɪˈlæks/ | расслабля́ть, рассла́бить |
| wrap глагол | /ɹæp/ | завора́чивать, заверну́ть |
| grandmother существительное | /ˈɡɹæn(d)ˌmʌðɚ/ | ба́бушка, бабу́ля |
| unbelievable прилагательное | /ˌʌnbɪˈliːvəbl̩/ | невероя́тный |
| nationality существительное | /ˌnæʃ.əˈnæl.ɪ.ti/ | национа́льность, наро́дность |
| meanwhile наречие | /ˈmiːnwaɪl/ | в э́то вре́мя, в то́ же вре́мя |
| naked прилагательное | /ˈneɪkɪd/ | го́лый, наго́й |
| whoever | /huˈɛvɚ/ | кто́ бы ни, кто́ бы ни́ бы́ло |
| congratulations | /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/ | поздравля́ю, мои́ поздравле́ния |
| marry глагол | /ˈmæɹi/ | выходи́ть за́муж, вы́йти за́муж |
| knock глагол | /nɑk/ | стуча́ть, сту́кнуть |
Фразовые глаголы, которые вы услышите
| Слово | Произношение | Значение |
|---|---|---|
| calm down глагол | успока́иваться, успоко́иться | |
| go out глагол | выходи́ть, вы́йти | |
| grow up глагол | расти́, выраста́ть | |
| stand up глагол | встава́ть, встать | |
| come out глагол | /ˌkʌm ˈaʊt/ | выходи́ть, вы́йти |
| figure out глагол | разбира́ться, разобра́ться | |
| find out глагол | узнава́ть, узна́ть | |
| get up глагол | поднима́ться, подня́ться |
Фразы, которые стоит повторять
Короткие законченные фразы из видео, которые пригодятся в повседневном разговоре:
- He goes, you want to fk me?
- Is he talking about my mother?
- You know what I'm talking about?
- I'm like, did you lose something on the floor?
- I'm like, what, order something?
Грамматика в этом видео
Конструкции, которые говорящий использует чаще всего, с точными словами из видео:
| Конструкция | В видео |
|---|---|
| Present Perfect have/has + причастие прошедшего времени — прошлое действие, важное сейчас | i've never seen · she's been · have not eaten |
| Пассивный залог be + причастие прошедшего времени — важно, что происходит, а не кто это делает | is pissed · being pounded · was mortified |
Произношение, на которое стоит обратить внимание
Говорящий использует 129 сокращённых и редуцированных форм, например I'm, don't, couldn't. Произносите их коротко, так, как слышите.
- Звуки «th»: grandmother /ˈɡɹæn(d)ˌmʌðɚ/, ethnic /ˈɛθ.nɪk/, breathe /bɹiːð/
- Звуки «sh» и «zh»: nationality /ˌnæʃ.əˈnæl.ɪ.ti/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, confusion /kənˈfjuːʒən/
- Длинные слова — следите за ударением: unbelievable /ˌʌnbɪˈliːvəbl̩/, nationality /ˌnæʃ.əˈnæl.ɪ.ti/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, developer /dɪˈvɛləpɚ/, miserable /ˈmɪz(ə)ɹəbəl/
Звуки, трудные для русскоязычных:
- /w/ — губы округлены, это не /v/: meanwhile /ˈmiːnwaɪl/, swing /ˈswɪŋ/, halfway /ˌhæfˈweɪ/, waist /weɪst/, cuisine /kwɪˈziːn/
- /h/ — лёгкий выдох, а не русское «х»: household /ˈhaʊshoʊld/, whoever /huˈɛvɚ/, hungry /ˈhʌŋ.ɡɹi/, behalf /bɪˈhæf/, honey /ˈhʌni/
- Звонкие согласные в конце слова — не оглушайте их: household /ˈhaʊshoʊld/, naked /ˈneɪkɪd/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, rug /ˈɹʌɡ/, complicated /ˈkɑm.plɪˌkeɪ.tɪd/
Как заниматься с этим видео
- Прослушайте всё видео один раз молча и выпишите незнакомые слова.
- Повторяйте предложение за предложением на обычной скорости, пока ваш ритм не совпадёт с ритмом говорящего.
- Запишите себя и сравните с оригиналом, обращая внимание на такие слова, как buddy, clap, sudden.
Что такое техника Shadowing?
Shadowing — это научно обоснованная техника изучения языка, изначально разработанная для подготовки профессиональных переводчиков и популяризированная полиглотом доктором Александром Аргуэльесом. Метод прост, но эффективен: вы слушаете аудио на английском от носителей языка и немедленно повторяете вслух — как тень, следующая за говорящим с задержкой в 1–2 секунды. В отличие от пассивного прослушивания или грамматических упражнений, Shadowing заставляет мозг и мышцы рта одновременно обрабатывать и воспроизводить реальные речевые паттерны. Исследования показывают, что это значительно улучшает точность произношения, интонацию, ритм, связную речь, понимание на слух и беглость речи — что делает его одним из самых эффективных методов для подготовки к IELTS Speaking и реального общения на английском.