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I've had a really good time tonight.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm, me neither.
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I-I've had a really good time too, you know.
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Mm.
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Are you gonna eat that bread?
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Oh, I-I just like the smell.
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Mm.
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You make me laugh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Would you like to move over to the couch?
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little?
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How about all the way?
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Okay.
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Wow, cool poster.
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Or should I say, groovy poster.
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So, uh, where were we? Are those your teeth?
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Oh, you can see them, huh?
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Yes, they're insanely white.
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I did that for you.
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What's the matter with you?
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What's the matter with me?
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You've got a black light.
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It's 1999.
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Oh, my God.
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The pages are stuck together.
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Chandler!
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Oh, my God.
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She made half an English trifle and...
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half a shepherd's pie.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm.
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Now, this is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony.
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So I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
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I've gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is for Monica's room.
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I'll help you dial.
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I'm gonna go into the bathroom
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so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it as I eat it.
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Okay, now what was that all about?
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Is it, does it not taste good?
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Let me try it.
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No, no, no, no. All gone. So good.
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Maybe Chandler has some left.
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It tastes like feet.
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I like it. Are you kidding?
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What's not to like?
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Custard?
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Good.
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Jam?
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Good.
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Meat?
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Good.
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So a bird just grabbed it and then...
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And then tried to fly away with it and...
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And then just dropped it on the street?
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Yes, but if it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.
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Bye.
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Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's really cool.
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Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.
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Handling it?
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What do you mean handling it?
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There's nothing to handle.
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You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.
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You know, they're not gonna get married anyway.
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What?
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Come on.
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They rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous.
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I mean, they're gonna be engaged for, like, what, a year?
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And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realize what they've done, and they're gonna call the whole thing off.
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I'm telling you, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs.
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Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.
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Why not?
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Because weddings are a great place to meet women.
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And when I dance, I look like this.
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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I am...
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free.
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Great, because Emily and I are getting married in a month.
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What?
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Yep.
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In a month?
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Yeah.
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You mean 30 days?
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Yeah. From now?
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Yeah.
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That's great.
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Yeah, it is, Rachel.
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She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
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Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
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What?
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When was this?
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1987, the weekend you guys visited me at school.
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Oh, my God, that's wild.
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Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.
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Well, it matters to me.
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Why?
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Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
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You kissed her that night, too?
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Two guys in one night?
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Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.
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Seriously, where did this happen?
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Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right.
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She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats.
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Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips.
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I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.
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It was only for a second, but it was amazing.
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And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
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Wait, what bed did you say she was on?
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Mine.
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I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
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No, she was definitely on my bed.
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Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
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Well, then who was on my bed?
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Oh, oh, oh!
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No, no, no!
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You were under the pile of coats?
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I was the pile of coats.
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Oh my God!
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You were my midnight mystery kisser!
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You were my first kiss with Rachel?
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You were my first kiss ever!
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What did I marry into?
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We're gonna split it.
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You take half and I take half.
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Well, that's not fair.
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You've already had some.
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We've already had some.
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Oh, then, you know what?
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I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
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What do we use to split it?
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Okay.
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All right.
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Pick a half.
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Okay.
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Well, this side looks bigger.
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Uh, there's more crust on this side.
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Yeah. So...
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Maybe if I measure...
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Oh, for God's sake, just pick a piece.
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All right, pick that.
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So the smaller piece.
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Okay, there you go.
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Enjoy your half, my friend, but that is it.
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No sharing, no switching, and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast.
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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All right, you gonna give me some of your piece?
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Oh, no, no. No switching, no sharing, and don't come crying to me.
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I may just sit here and have my cake all day.
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Just sit here in the hallway and eat my There's a piece of doesn't have floor on it stick to your side
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All right, what are we having?
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You took care of everything.
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Thanks a lot, co-host.
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What?
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Take care of everything?
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There's plenty of things for you to do.
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Uh-huh, like what?
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Cups.
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Cups?
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You're giving me cups? And ice?
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Cups and ice?
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Oh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice?
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All right.
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Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice.
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Nice.
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Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant.
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I got it, mine!
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Hey, check it out.
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A cup hat, a cup banner, a cup chandelier, and the thing that started it all, the cup.
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Great job with the cups, Feebs.
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Why don't you just go out with it?
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And did you notice the ice?
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Look, we have it all.
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We have crushed, cubed, and dried, watched.
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Ah.
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Mystical.
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Oh.
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I don't want to...
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No one's eating my Tuscan finger food because they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones.
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There are snow cones?
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Snow cones?
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You know, go, go.
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Thank you, thank you.
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My god, these pants, I'm burning up!
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Oh, come on, she wants to snuggle now?
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What, is she trying to kill me?
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It's like a volcano in here! Are you hot?
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No. Okay, must just be me then.
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That was just the pants on the couch.
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Um, hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
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Oh, go ahead.
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Thanks.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, my favorite part's coming up.
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Okay.
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Oh my God!
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Hello?
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Joey, it's Ross.
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I need some help.
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Uh, Chandler's not here.
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Well, you can help me.
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Okay.
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Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.
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Nice.
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No, I got really hot in my leather pants, so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the sweat or something,
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or my legs expanded from the heat.
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But I can't get them back on, Joey.
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I can't.
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Oh, that is quite a situation.
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Uh, do you see any, like, powder?
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What's...powder, yeah, yeah, I have powder.
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Good, good, okay.
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Sprinkle some of that on your legs.
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It'll absorb some of the moisture, and then you can get your pants back on.
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Yeah, hold on.
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You're not coming on, man.
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Um, you see any, uh, oh, Vaseline.
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Oh, I...
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I see lotion.
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I have lotion.
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Will that work?
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Yeah, sure.
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Throw some of that on there.
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Hold on.
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Uh...
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Ross, you okay?
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There's still, there's still not coming on, man, and the lotion and the powder have made a paste.
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Really?
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Uh, what color is it?
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What difference does that make?
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Well, I'm just, if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and you won't have the difference.
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Joey, do you have a minute?
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Dude, what am I...
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Rachel's here, so good luck, man.
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Let me know how it works out.
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Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.
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Well, your timing couldn't be better.
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I am putting out fires all over the place today.
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Ross, um, you've been in there for a long time.
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I'm starting to get kind of freaked out.
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All right, I'm coming out.
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Hey, can you turn the lights off?
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No, let's just leave the lights on.
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Oh, my fault.
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I had a problem.
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I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put career before men.
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Get up.
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What?
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Near my seat.
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How is this your seat?
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Because I was sitting there.
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But then you left.
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Well, it's not like I went to Spain.
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I went to the bathroom.
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You knew I was coming back.
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What's the big deal?
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Sit somewhere else.
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The big deal is I was sitting there last, so it's my seat.
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Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there, so...
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You guys, you know what?
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You know what?
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It doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops, so...
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All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing really quickly.
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It's not a big deal.
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Get up!
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All right, fine.
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You know what?
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We'll both sit in the chair.
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Fine with me.
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I am so comfortable.
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Me too.
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In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
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All right.
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Okay, look, we have 19 minutes, okay?
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Chandler, I want you to go and change, okay?
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And then when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair, okay?
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Okay.
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All right, fine.
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I'm going.
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When I get back, it's chair city.
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And I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair.
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All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed.
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I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.
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So, in the words of A.A.
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Milne, get out of my chair, dill hole.
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Okay.
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What are you doing?
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Well, you said I had to give you the chair.
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You didn't see anything about the cushions.
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The cushions are the essence of the chair.
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That's right.
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I'm taking the essence.
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Oh, he'll be back.
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Oh, there's nobody in the room.
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Where's my underwear?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Come on, come on, what?
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You took his underwear?
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He took my essence.
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Okay, hold on.
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Joey, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
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Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.
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Okay, um, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
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It's a rented tux, okay?
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Not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue.
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Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions.
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Okay.
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You hide my clothes?
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I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
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What?
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What are you...
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What, are you gonna show me my clothes?
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Hey, opposite... is opposite.
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He's got nothing!
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Okay, buddy boy, here it is.
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You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you want.
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Oh my God!
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That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
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Look at me!
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I'm Chandler!
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Could I be wearing any more clothes?
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Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
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I'll tell you, it's hot with all this stuff on.
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I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.
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I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda.
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Does it look like this is my first time?
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Now I want four twos, and I want them all on my back.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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There's two sets of nozzles.
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Which one is it?
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Which, which, which, which one is it?
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Oh, son of a bitch!
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Dude, it's Chandler.
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Let me in.
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Go away.
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I don't want to see anybody.
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I know.
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I went to the tanning place, Same thing happened to me.
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You have to let me in.
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Really? Did you count Mississipally?
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You're not tan?
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No. I just had to get a picture of this.
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I'll see you later.
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Pass the cheese, please.
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My god, you can't even look at me, can you?
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No. Hey, it's Phoebe!
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We can talk to Phoebe!
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No, I'm too depressed to talk.
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I'll give you $1,000 to talk to us.
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Hey, you guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
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No!
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All right, that's it, you guys.
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What happened out there?
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What?
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We took a walk.
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Nothing happened.
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I came back, but nothing all over me.
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Come on, what happened?
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Joey.
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All right.
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No!
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Joey, we swore we'd never tell.
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They'll never understand.
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We have to say something.
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We have to get it out.
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It's eating me alive.
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Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
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All right.
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All right.
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I got stung.
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Stung bad.
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I couldn't stand.
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I...
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I couldn't walk.
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We were two miles from the house.
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We were scared and alone.
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We didn't think we could make it.
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I was in too much pain.
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And I was tired from digging the huge hole.
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And then Joey remembered something.
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I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
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Wait a minute.
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I saw that on the Discovery Channel.
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Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you...
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Ew.
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You peed on yourself?
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Ew.
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You can't say that.
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You don't know.
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I mean, I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain.
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Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So?
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No!
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That's right, I stepped up.
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She's my friend, and she needed help.
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If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
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Only, uh, I couldn't.
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I got the stage fright.
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I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure, so, so I, uh, I turned to Chandler.
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Woo-hoo!
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Joy kept screaming at me, do it now, do it, do it, do it now!
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Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
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That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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I'm trying my shoes, so you go ahead.
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I'll catch up.
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Okay, okay.
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Come on!
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Let's start running!
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Let's go!
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You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the six million dollar man.
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Monica had such a crush on him that she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
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Oh, I used to do that too.
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Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
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Oh, my.
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So, Phoebe runs weird, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, you know what?
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And I know she's gonna wanna run again.
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I just don't know how to get out of it.
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I mean, I live with her.
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Why don't you just be straight with her?
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Tell her the truth.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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I should just tell her the truth.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, Phoebe, Monica tripped me.
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I don't think I can ever run again.
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Ever.
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Why?
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Why would you do that?
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I don't know.
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Rachel, I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
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Ankle?
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We'll see.
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Hi!
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Oh, yeah, it's me.
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I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out.
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You lied so you could run by yourself.
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No, no, no, Phoebe, no, I was, no, you know what?
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I was, I was actually just checking to see if I could run, and I can.
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Please, Rachel, I am not an idiot.
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No, wait, Phoebe.
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Hey, Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure.
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Okay, um, I...
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Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, okay?
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I handled the situation horribly, and I should not have lied to you.
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So what should you have done?
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Well, I should have told you the truth.
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Uh-huh, which is?
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Well, you know, the reason that I didn't want to go running with you is because,
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um, well, you know, the way that you run is just a little... So?
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Well, it's embarrassing.
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People were looking at us like we were crazy.
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Why do you care?
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Because they're people.
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But people that you don't know and will never see again.
473
Yes, but still they are people with eyes.
474
Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss. But oh, OK.
475
No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you.
476
Yeah, OK.
477
You're uptight.
478
Well, I am not uptight.
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Listen, I am not uptight, man.
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That's okay, Rachel.
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I'm not judging you.
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That's just who you are.
483
Me, I'm more free.
484
You know, I run like I did when I was a kid.
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Because that's the only way it's fun.
486
You know?
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I mean, didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off?
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You know, like when you were, like, running toward the swings or running away from Satan?
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The neighbor's dog.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Oh, please.
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I'm so sorry.
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You were right.
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This feels great.
501
See?
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And you don't care if people are staring.
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It's just for a second, because then you're gone.
504
You're gone?
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I mean, it's amazing, please.
506
I feel so free and so graceful.
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Ah!
508
Hey, look out for the horse.
509
We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at the plaza.
510
Oh, OK.
511
Yeah.
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But I can't stay too long.
513
I've got to get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow, and I've got to look good.
514
I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
515
What so when you said get up early did you mean 1986?
516
That's not think I look 19 19 we thought you said 90 Sup.
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Sup, dude.
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Take whatever you want.
519
Just please don't hurt me.
520
So you play a little PlayStation, huh?
521
That's whack.
522
PlayStation.. is whack.
523
Sup with the whack PlayStation sup with the WAC PlayStation Sop.
524
Huh?
525
Come on, am I 19 or what?
526
Yes.
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On a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
528
Come on, man, really.
529
How old?
530
Young.
531
You're a man-child.
532
Okay?
533
Now go get changed, because everybody's ready, and please, oh, please, keep my underwear.
534
No, thanks.
535
Okay.
536
Now, I can pass for 19, right?
537
Yes, you can pass for 19.
538
Really?
539
Yes.
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Seriously.
541
Seriously?
542
Seriously, no. Okay?
543
You can play your own age, which is 31.
544
I'm 30.
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Joey, you are not.
546
You're 31.
547
Oh, crap.
548
Live in Times Square, we're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here at times square it gets bigger
549
and better every year little kids and then the peacock bit me please kiss me at midnight
550
you seen sandy oh i don't know how to tell you this
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but uh she's in monica's bedroom getting it on with max
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that scientist geek oh look at that i didn't know how to tell you Everybody, the ball is dripping.
553
What?
554
The ball is dripping!
555
In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.
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And the moment of joy is upon us.
557
Looks like that nose-date-pack thing worked out.
558
Everybody looks so happy.
559
I hate that.
560
Not everybody's happy.
561
Hey, Bobby!
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One, happy new year!
563
You know, I thought I'd throw this out here.
564
I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.
565
I don't feel like kissing anyone.
566
I can't kiss anyone.
567
So I'm kissing everyone?
568
No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross.
569
That's your brother.
570
Perfect.
571
So now everybody's gonna kiss but me.
572
All right, somebody kiss me.
573
Somebody kiss me.
574
It's midnight.
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Somebody kiss me.
576
It's midnight.
577
It's one time.
578
I love you.
579
Pete, you know what I'm thinking?
580
Oh, OK.
581
Hal, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
582
No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
583
All right, so what were you thinking?
584
Well, I was thinking that you gave the guy such great haircuts, I thought maybe you'd like to do mine.
585
Oh, no. Why not?
586
Because I'm just...
587
I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
588
No, you're not.
589
I know I'm not, but you are.
590
I was trying to spare your feelings.
591
You know, it's funny, the last time Paula was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
592
All right.
593
Okay.
594
But, but, you have to promise that you will not be all, like, controlly and bossy and all, you know, Monica about it.
595
I promise.
596
All right, let's see.
597
Now, some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't.
598
But I promise none of you will feel a thing.
599
All right, that's it.
600
I quit.
601
What?
602
I didn't say anything.
603
Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person, okay?
604
This is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
605
I'm sorry.
606
Sorry, Phoebe.
607
It's just, well, just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
608
Would you relax?
609
I know what I am doing.
610
This is how he wears it.
611
How who wears it?
612
Demi Moore.
613
Demi Moore is not a he.
614
Well, he was a he in Arthur and in Den.
615
That's Dudley Moore.
616
I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
617
Oh.
618
Oh!
619
Oh, my God!
620
Oh, my God!
621
Oh, my God, I'm sorry!
622
I'm sorry!
623
I'm sorry!
624
Which one is Demi Moore?
625
She's the actress that was in Disclosure, in Decent Proposal, Ghost!
626
Oh, oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
627
Oh, my God!
628
Oh, my God!
629
How is she?
630
It's too soon to tell.
631
She's resting, which is a good sign.
632
How's the hair?
633
I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross.
634
It doesn't look good.
635
I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
636
Well, can we see you?
637
Your hair looks too good.
638
I think it would upset her.
639
Ross, why don't you come on in?
640
Yeah.
641
Hi.
642
Hi.
643
So, which one of your lucky boys is Chandler?
644
Uh, that's me.
645
That's me.
646
Joey Tribbiani.
647
Big fan.
648
So, is that a bedroom?
649
Yeah, yeah, right over there.
650
All right, whenever you're ready. That was weird.
651
Why would she go in the bedroom?
652
I'm waiting. So she's a...
653
Yep, that's one naked hooker.
654
So, tonight's the night of the big bachelor party?
655
Yeah, hey, thanks for giving me that girl's number.
656
No problem.
657
So, who's the party for?
658
My husband.
659
You hired your husband a hooker?
660
She's a stripper.
661
No, she's a hooker.
662
Is that what they call strippers sometimes?
663
When they're hookers.
664
Oh, my God, Stu!
665
I can't believe you did this!
666
Are you absolutely sure she's a hooker?
667
It's either that or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
668
All right, all right.
669
Maybe you should just ask her to leave.
670
Why me?
671
Hey, it's your bachelor part.
672
Which is why you should do it.
673
I don't want to.
674
You do it.
675
You do it.
676
You do it.
677
All right, rock, paper, scissor for who has to tell the whore to leave.
678
What?
679
I miss this.
680
I don't think we've actually done this before.
681
No, no, no. No, I miss hanging out with you.
682
Well, we still hang out.
683
Not like we used to.
684
Remember, you and me used to be inseparable.
685
Now it's like things are different.
686
Well, you know, things are different.
687
I'm married now.
688
Yeah, sure.
689
And hey, don't get me wrong.
690
I am so happy for you guys.
691
But I just...
692
I miss hanging out.
693
Just.. just us.
694
You know?
695
Yeah, I miss that too.
696
I'll tell you what.
697
For now and when we'll make time to hang out with each other.
698
You got it.
699
Come here.
700
Oh, God.
701
Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys.
702
She's a hooker!
703
She's a hooker!
704
She's a...
705
Hi.
706
We spoke on the phone?
707
What?
708
Nothing, nothing.
709
Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger.
710
Check it out.
711
Giants, Cowboys.
712
You're watching a football game at a funeral?
713
No, it's the pregame.
714
I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
715
You are a frightening, frightening man.
716
Oh, no!
717
My new Paolo shoes.
718
Oh, I hope they're not ruined.
719
You okay?
720
God, what a great day.
721
What?
722
Weather-wise.
723
I know, you...
724
The air, the trees.
725
Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, uh, I don't know, almost like...
726
Oh!
727
What are you doing?
728
I'm fine.
729
I'm fine.
730
Just, just having my worst fear realized, but... And done.
731
Oh, my God.
732
I didn't feel a thing.
733
Hey, are you still looking for a job?
734
Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
735
Thanks.
736
You want to see what it looks like?
737
Yeah, yeah.
738
Hey!
739
They totally match.
740
They look great.
741
You look great.
742
How you doing?
743
Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good.
744
I was a little bit worried that I was, uh, uncovering a birthmark right about there, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.
745
Hmm.
746
Oh, hey, Chandler, thank you so much.
747
No problem.
748
Listen, uh, that was a pretty girly hour we just spent.
749
We should probably do something manly to make up for it.
750
Yeah.
751
Cool my eyelash.
752
Yeah.
753
We hope you enjoyed your stay.
754
Oh, we did.
755
And you still have all your lamps.
756
I didn't factor in the room tax.
757
Oh, dude, don't worry about it.
758
I found an unattended maid's car.
759
We're way ahead of the game.
760
Oh, my God.
761
What?
762
There's something new in the bowl.
763
Look, we have enough.
764
Just walk away.
765
No, but I want the pine cones.
766
There's a forest right outside.
767
It's not the same.
768
Okay, go quick.
769
Oh, go!
770
Thank you for a delightful stay.
771
My maple candy!
772
So, I just talked to one of the Duel writers today and...
773
What is Duel?
774
Days of Our Lives.
775
Anyway, you're not gonna believe it.
776
My character is coming out of his coma.
777
Oh, yeah!
778
And not only that, I'm getting a new brain.
779
So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.
780
Wait, what do you mean you're getting a new brain?
781
Well, they're killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies, her brain is being transplanted into my body.
782
What?
783
A brain transplant?
784
It's ridiculous.
785
Oh, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months.
786
It's winter.
787
There are fewer people on the street.
788
Who are they killing off?
789
Cecilia Monroe.
790
She plays Jessica Lockhart.
791
No!
792
No!
793
She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces.
794
I mean, I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage.
795
And the way she slaps people all the time.
796
Wouldn't you love to do that just once?
797
Don't do it.
798
Man, she's been on the show forever.
799
It's gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
800
Yeah, yeah, well, help me out here.
801
When you, when you come out of the brain transplant, you are going to be her?
802
Yes, but in Drake Remore's body.
803
Why is it so hard for you to get?
804
I thought you were a scientist.
805
Did you see Monica?
806
Actually, I think she went to the salon.
807
Oh, yeah.
808
Oh, she went to the salon?
809
All right.
810
Check it out!
811
Whose date just got better?
812
Chandler!
813
Hey!
814
Ah!
815
What do you think?
816
I think...
817
I think I can see your scalp.
818
Don't you just love it?
819
Yeah, yeah, you got shellfish in your head.
820
It's, uh, something.
821
You go, girlfriend.
822
You never said that in your life, have you?
823
Not once.
824
I thought so.
825
Oh, and listen to this.
826
What do you know?
827
It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
828
Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these.
829
Ow!
830
You go back to work tomorrow night, right?
831
Yeah.
832
So if you want people to see them, then by definition, you're not having them taken out, say, at the break of dawn?
833
Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this.
834
You like that, right?
835
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
836
What are you singing?
837
It's Valero from Tin.
838
It's Ride of the Valkyries from Apocalypse Now.
839
See, here's the thing.
840
The cornrows were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem.
841
And now that we're home, you don't have that problem anymore.
842
So if you think about it, I hate them.
843
What?
844
You said you liked them. Did I?
845
Let's refresh.
846
I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
847
Well, fine, so you don't like them.
848
Everybody else does.
849
Again, let's journey back.
850
As I recall, what Rachel said was she had never noticed the shape of your skull before. And Joey...
851
Well, Joey didn't realize it was anything different.
852
You know what?
853
I don't care.
854
I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it.
855
You're just jealous because your hair can't do this.
856
Get yourself in the tooth?
857
And the eyes!
858
Honey, you've been in there for a long time.
859
Is everything okay?
860
Not really.
861
I have a problem.
862
Really?
863
What happened?
864
Well, I was dancing around and singing No Woman No Cry.
865
And, uh, I got stuck.
866
You can't move at all?
867
Oh, I can move.
868
If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?
869
I guess so.
870
Some of these look a little frayed.
871
Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.
872
You got to pick a pocket or two,
873
Boys, you've got to pick a pocketbook too.
874
Lovely.
875
Just lovely.
876
Really?
877
Thanks.
878
Listen, Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
879
Excellent.
880
I'll be there.
881
Okay.
882
And listen, don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
883
Uh-huh.
884
My, uh, my agent said that it wasn't a dancing part.
885
Oh, Joey, all the roles gotta dance a little.
886
But believe me, with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake.
887
Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp.
888
Five years with the American Ballet Theater.
889
Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay?
890
I wasn't one of the Zoom kids, either.
891
Can you, like, dance at all?
892
Yeah, I can dance, you know.
893
Oh, no, no, no, no. What is that?
894
Sure, it looks stupid now.
895
There's no music playing.
896
Uh, Joey?
897
Joey Tribbiani?
898
Listen, Joey, I got a problem.
899
I just got a call from my dance captain.
900
He's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
901
So does that mean the audition's off?
902
Listen, Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and teach them the combination.
903
What?
904
Oh Joey come on it's easy you know it's hand hand
905
head head up pot of a ray a bit turn here ronda Jean slide step step and yes
906
it says stepity step and jazz hands have fun bye All right, let's do it.
907
No, no, no. What was that?
908
I know.
909
It's the best I could get out of them.
910
Well, people.
911
People, people, people.
912
Let's try it again.
913
And this time, let's everybody watch Joey.
914
Show them how it's done.
915
Count it off, Black.
916
Hey, Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
917
Uh, yes, I did, but there isn't.
918
Okay, here we go.
919
Okay.
920
Go left.
921
Left.
922
Left.
923
You know what?
924
There's no more left left.
925
Okay, you know, uh, lift it.
926
Straight up over your head.
927
Straight up over your head.
928
You can do it.
929
You can do it.
930
Oh.
931
Okay.
932
Oh.
933
You got it?
934
Yeah.
935
Oh, good, good, good.
936
Oh, oh.
937
Yeah, you got it, right?
938
You got it, right?
939
You got it.
940
Woo!
941
Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
942
Hey, Joe.
943
What's up?
944
Bad news.
945
I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses, and they weren't interested.
946
Oh.
947
Sorry, man.
948
But, uh, you watched the tape?
949
Yeah, I-I-I liked it.
950
But, uh, my bosses didn't go for it.
951
Stupid sons of bitches!
952
You didn't watch the tape.
953
What?
954
Of course I did.
955
Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
956
I'm not lying to you.
957
I watched it.
958
Well, you lied again.
959
I watched it.
960
Keep going, Pinocchio.
961
I did.
962
No, you didn't.
963
I'm telling you, I watched the tape.
964
Did you watch the tape?
965
No. I can't believe Joey.
966
I hate being called a liar.
967
But you are a liar.
968
What did I just say?
969
You still here?
970
Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt.
971
I am insulted.
972
When I tell somebody I did something.
973
Okay, hold on.
974
Let me just stop you right there, okay?
975
First, you lied, right?
976
Then, you lied about lying, okay?
977
Then, you lied about lying about lying, okay?
978
So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about.. about lying stop lying are you
979
so sure I didn't watch this tape you know what you want to know why oh this is going well
980
here's I know you didn't watch the tape okay
981
if you had seen what was on this tape believe me
982
you would have some comments all right now remember I got paid a lot of money for this
983
and it only aired in Japan Ichiban!
984
Ichiban, lipstick for men.
985
Ichiban, lipstick for men.
986
Saiko!
987
And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape!
988
He really is a chameleon.
הורד אפליקציה
כל מה שאתה צריך כדי לדבר בשטף
הגיית AIציון לכל משפט
תרגול IPAשלוט בכל צליל
אוצר מיליםבנה את מאגר המילים שלך
משחק אוצר מיליםלמד תוך כדי משחק
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אוצר מילים והערות הגייה לשיעור הזה
שיעור הדיבור הזה ברמה B2 מבוסס על הסרטון “The Ones That Make You Laugh”. בסרטון הזה יש 988 משפטים ו-5679 מילים לתרגול Shadowing. הדיבור נמשך 50:09. הדובר שומר על קצב יציב של כ-113 מילים בדקה, קצב נוח לתרגול Shadowing. 82% מהמילים נמצאות בין 3,000 המילים הנפוצות ביותר באנגלית; כדאי ללמוד את השאר לפני שמתחילים. 221 מתוך 988 המשפטים שלו הם שאלות, כך שזה תרגול טוב לאינטונציה של שאלות ולתשובות קצרות.
אוצר מילים מרכזי בסרטון הזה
15 המילים המתקדמות ביותר בסרטון, עם ההגייה והמשמעות שלהן:
| מילה | הגייה | משמעות |
|---|---|---|
| underwear שם עצם | /ˈʌndɚˌwɛɹ/ | תַּחְתּוֹנִים |
| hookah שם עצם | /ˈhu.kə/ | נַרְגִּילָה |
| cone שם עצם | /ˈkoʊn/ | חָרוּט |
| cushion שם עצם | /ˈkʊʃən/ | כָּרִית, כַּר |
| salon שם עצם | /ˈsælɒn/ | סלון |
| pasta שם עצם | /ˈpɑ.stə/ | פַּסְטָה |
| essence שם עצם | /ˈɛsəns/ | מַהוּת |
| couch שם עצם | /ˈkaʊ̯t͡ʃ/ | סַפָּה |
| poster שם עצם | /ˈpoʊstɚ/ | כְּרָזָה |
| jellyfish שם עצם | /ˈd͡ʒɛliˌfɪʃ/ | מֶדוּזָה |
| scalp שם עצם | /skælp/ | קרקפת |
| drip פועל | /ˈdɹɪp/ | טפטף |
| lipstick שם עצם | /ˈlɪpˌstɪk/ | אודם, אֹדֶם |
| audition שם עצם | /ɑˈdɪʃən/ | אוֹדִישֶׁן, מִבְחַן בַּד |
| bachelor שם עצם | /ˈbæt͡ʃ.ə.lə(ɹ)/ | בּוֹגֵר |
Phrasal verbs שתשמעו
| מילה | הגייה | משמעות |
|---|---|---|
| get up פועל | קָם | |
| come back פועל | שָׁב | |
| come out פועל | /ˌkʌm ˈaʊt/ | יָצָא |
| turn down פועל | סירב |
משפטים שכדאי לחזור עליהם
משפטים קצרים ושלמים מהסרטון שאפשר להשתמש בהם בשיחה יומיומית:
- Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little?
- What's the matter with you?
- What's the matter with me?
- Why don't you just go out with it?
- Why don't you just be straight with her?
דקדוק בסרטון הזה
המבנים שהדובר משתמש בהם הכי הרבה, עם המילים המדויקות מהסרטון:
| מבנה | בסרטון |
|---|---|
| “Used to” used to + verb — הרגל או מצב שהיה נכון בעבר וכבר לא קיים | used to kiss · used to do · used to be |
| משפטי תנאי (Conditional sentences) if + clause, will/would + verb — תנאי ותוצאה שלו | If I had to, I'd pee · If I untangle you, will you |
| הווה מושלם (Present perfect) have/has + past participle — פעולה שקרתה בעבר ועדיין יש לה חשיבות או השפעה עכשיו | I've had · they've done · You've already had |
| סביל (Passive voice) be + past participle — הדגש הוא על מה שקורה, לא על מי שעושה את הפעולה | be engaged · was passed · being transplanted |
הגייה ששווה לשים לב אליה
הדובר משתמש ב-233 קיצורים וצורות מקוצרות, כמו I'm, don't, gonna. אמרו אותם בצורה הקצרה, כפי שאתם שומעים אותם.
- הצלילים של “th”: birthmark /ˈbɝθˌmɑɹk/, theirs /ðɛɚz/, tooth /tuθ/, mathematics /mæθ(.ə)ˈmæt.ɪks/
- הצלילים של “sh” ו-“zh”: lotion /ˈloʊʃən/, cushion /ˈkʊʃən/, jellyfish /ˈd͡ʒɛliˌfɪʃ/, audition /ɑˈdɪʃən/, crush /kɹʌʃ/
- מילים ארוכות — שימו לב להטעמה: chameleon /kəˈmi.li.ən/, inseparable /inˈsɛ.p(ə).ɹə.bl/, consolation /ˌkɑn.səˈleɪ.ʃən/, remarkably /ɹɪˈmɑɹkəbli/, elevator /ˈɛləˌveɪtɚ/
צלילים שדוברי עברית מתקשים בהם:
- /w/ — שפתיים מעוגלות, לא /v/: underwear /ˈʌndɚˌwɛɹ/, whack /ˈwæk/, whoa /woʊ/, hallway /ˈhɔlˌweɪ/, quiz /kwɪz/
- /æ/ — פתוח יותר מה-“אֶ” העברית, לא כמו “a” ב-“cup”: whack /ˈwæk/, salon /ˈsælɒn/, commando /kəˈmændoʊ/, embarrass /ɪmˈbæɹəs/, scalp /skælp/
- /r/ — הלשון לא נוגעת בשום מקום, לא ה-“ר” הגרונית: underwear /ˈʌndɚˌwɛɹ/, embarrass /ɪmˈbæɹəs/, frighten /ˈfɹaɪ.tən/, stripper /stɹɪpɚ/, drip /ˈdɹɪp/
איך לתרגל עם הסרטון הזה
- הקשיבו לכל הסרטון פעם אחת בלי לדבר, ורשמו את המילים שאתם לא מכירים.
- תרגלו Shadowing משפט אחר משפט במהירות רגילה, וחזרו על כל משפט עד שהקצב שלכם תואם את הדובר.
- הקליטו את עצמכם והשוו למקור, תוך תשומת לב למילים כמו underwear, hookah, cone.
מהי טכניקת השאדואינג?
שאדואינג היא טכניקת למידת שפה מבוססת מדע שפותחה במקור להכשרת מתורגמנים מקצועיים ופופולרית על ידי הפוליגלוט ד"ר אלכסנדר ארגואלס. השיטה פשוטה אך עוצמתית: אתה מקשיב לאודיו באנגלית ילידית וחוזר עליו בקול רם מיד — כמו צל העוקב אחרי הדובר עם עיכוב של 1–2 שניות בלבד. בניגוד להאזנה פסיבית או תרגילי דקדוק, שאדואינג מכריח את המוח והשרירים בפה לעבד ולשחזר דפוסי דיבור אמיתיים בו זמנית. מחקרים מראים שזה משפר משמעותית את דיוק ההגייה, האינטונציה, הקצב, הדיבור המחובר, הבנת השמיעה ושטף הדיבור — מה שהופך אותו לאחת השיטות היעילות ביותר להכנה לIELTS Speaking ולתקשורת באנגלית בעולם האמיתי.