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I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship.
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I know!
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And I'm just getting out of a marriage.
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I mean, talk about meant to be.
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Right.
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But I just think this is happening too soon.
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Oh, too soon, too shmoo-n.
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Makes it, honey.
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I am not letting you get away this time.
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I hear ya.
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Hm.
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But, unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas.
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Oh, no. Where to? To Paris?
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No. No, not Paris.
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Oh, to London?
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No, Rome?
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Vienna?
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Oh, Barcelona?
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Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?
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Yemen.
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That's right, yes.
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I'm being transferred to Yemen. When?
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I don't know exactly.
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Oh, well, I will just have to soak up every ounce of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.
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But I do know it's sometime tomorrow.
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You know, uh, you really didn't have to help me Oh, well, when you said all you were gonna be doing between now and the time you leave is packing,
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you really didn't leave me much choice, did you?
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Well, I thought I did, but I guess I did not.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Oh, I'm packing.
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You know, I'm packing because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow.
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Thanks for telling me.
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I'm going to pretend moving to Yemen, okay?
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It's the only way I can get rid of her.
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Oh, good one.
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And Yemen, that actually sounds like a real country.
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Hey, Chandler, come on.
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I'm gonna show you how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes.
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It's a real space saver.
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Yeah, no, I do that, because it makes me look taller.
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Okay, Chandler, come on.
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Okay.
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Joey, trade lives with me.
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Nope.
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You know, you really didn't have to take me to the airport.
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Oh, please.
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Every moment is precious.
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You know, besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don't seem to care very much that you're leaving.
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Well, we're not really that close.
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Okay, so I guess this is, uh, you know, goodbye then.
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Oh, no, no, it's not goodbye.
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I'm not leaving until you get on that plane.
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Okay, well, I guess just wait here, then.
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Hi.
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I need a fake ticket to Yemen.
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One ticket to Yemen?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just need a pretend ticket.
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I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand.
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Look, what would you give to a kid if you wanted a ticket to play with?
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Are you traveling with a child?
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No. You know what?
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She's gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card.
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But what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card.
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Uh, sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2,100, and we don't take library cards.
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What's the matter?
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Is something wrong?
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Do you have to stay?
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American Express?
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6-4 to Yemen.
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Well, I guess I gotta go.
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Oh, my bingling.
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I'll wait for you.
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Do you even know how long you're gonna be gone?
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Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll write you every day.
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Fifteen, Yemen Road, Yemen.
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Okay.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Chandler?
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Nope.
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Chandler!
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Janice, there you are.
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There you are.
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I had to have one last kiss and also, also you said you were gonna leave right after I got on the plane.
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No, no. I want to see you take off.
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Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen.
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I'm going to Yemen.
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When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
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Wow, I don't know what to say.
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Well, what do you say?
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I don't know.
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It's a bracelet.
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Isn't it?
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And it's a grave, too.
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Check it out. To my best bud.
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Thanks, best bud.
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Put it on.
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Oh, now?
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No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
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Oh, no, no, that's the beauty part.
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It goes with everything.
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You put this on, you're good to go.
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Oh, man.
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You are so wearing that bracelet.
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I so am.
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What do you want to do?
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Let's do something crazy.
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I know.
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Let's rest and drink lots of fluids.
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Okay, I'll rest.
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But, you know, if I'm going to bed, that you're coming with me.
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That would be impossible to resist if you weren't all...
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drippy here.
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Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?
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Yeah, I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.
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Oh, come on.
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No, I'll tell you better.
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Don't take this personally, okay?
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It's just that I just can't have sex with a sick person.
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I'm with you, Chandler.
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I mean, I can't have sex with a sick person either, and it's disgusting.
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But I'm not sick.
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Let me prove it to you.
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We are two healthy people.
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And the bribe of lime.
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See, that's the thing.
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I would like to stay in the bribe of lime.
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Bye.
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Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's...
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I think that's really cool.
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Yeah, Rachel, I think you're handling that really well.
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Handling it?
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What do you mean handling it?
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There's nothing to handle.
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You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.
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You know, they're not gonna get married anyway.
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What?
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Come on.
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They rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous.
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I mean, they're gonna be engaged for, like, what, a year?
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And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realize what they've done, and they're gonna call the whole thing off.
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I'm telling you, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs.
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Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.
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Why not?
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Because weddings are a great place to meet women.
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And when I dance, I look like this.
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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And it's all dressed up for the big office party.
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Hey, by the way, what are we celebrating?
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Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
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I think this is so cool.
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I mean, none of our friends are here, so we can, you know, be a real couple.
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We don't have to hide.
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I know.
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I can do this.
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Oh.
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And I can do this.
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We can't do that.
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We can't do that.
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No. Hey, bing!
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Whoa!
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Who's the pretty lady, and what the hell's she doing with you?
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I asked myself that very question, sir.
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This is Monica.
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This is my boss, Doug.
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Hi, I'm Doug.
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This is Monica.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hi, and this is my wife, Cara.
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Nice to meet you, Monica.
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Bing!
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Okay.
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Hey, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?
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No, sir.
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Yeah, Dewey, Cheatham and Howell.
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Come on, honey, let's go drink our body weight, huh?
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What was that?
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What?
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That noise you just made.
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Oh, that was my work laugh.
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Your work laugh?
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Oh, can't believe me gonna survive this party you're gonna have
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to come up with one too all right check me out okay says 30 father same as in town
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hey everybody at work loved you last night really and they like me more just because i was with you
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i think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met joey
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And Doug wants us to play tennis with him.
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He's never even talked to me outside of work.
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Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club.
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Strip church.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go try to find a racket.
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Hey, I thought you already had one.
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Oh, I used to, but then Joey thought it'd be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at...
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bigger rocks.
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Hey, please, do you have a tennis racket?
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Oh, um, you know, I lent it to Joey, and I've never actually gotten it back.
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Okay, good luck with that.
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I can't believe you let them win.
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Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it.
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I was frustrated.
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It was my racket.
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I was frustrated with you.
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If Haddon lost the game, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow night.
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You know what really bothers me?
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It's how different you act around them.
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I mean, you know, the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the see you later, bing.
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Not if I see you first, Doug.
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Ah, ah, ah!
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I gotta tell you, I don't like work, Chandler, okay?
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The guy's a suck-up.
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Okay, you know what?
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Because you said that?
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I'm not putting out tonight.
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But seriously, I strongly believe that we should all support President Clinton and her husband, Bill.
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Nah!
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So, how do you kids like your coffee?
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Oh, none for me, thanks.
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Ah, just a little bit of sugar.
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Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it.
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That ought to sweeten it up, huh?
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How does that laugh not give you a headache?
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Oh, you get used to it.
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Yeah, I don't think that I can so
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if you don't mind maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
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So I laugh at my boss's jokes.
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What's the big deal?
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I'd rather not hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy
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when when I could be hanging out with my boyfriend if I actually respect.
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Oh.
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Uh, I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee, you know?
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I feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight.
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It's not strong enough to defend itself.
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See what I said, Bing?
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What?
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It's a joke, Bing.
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What's the matter with you?
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Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny, sir.
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Excuse me?
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Well, I-I just...
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I just...
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Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean, it was really funny.
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I just don't think that you got it.
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You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting.
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Okay, but what Doug did was implied that it was weak physically.
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You get it now, honey?
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I think I do.
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Thank you, Monica.
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I thought you could use help.
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Coffee in a fight.
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Someone in there?
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No. This is just part of a daredevil game
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that I play called Wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
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Jeez, man, did you fall high? So, uh, did you?
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Did you fall high?
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Someone was in the ladies' room.
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I couldn't wait.
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I left the lid up for you, though.
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You know what, uh, go, uh, go ahead.
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I'm talking to, uh...
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This is the part where you'd say your name.
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Ginger.
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Ginger.
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I'm talking to Ginger, so...
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Don't you have to use the bathroom?
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Nope.
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Nope.
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I just, uh, I'd rather, uh, talk to you.
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Yes, I do.
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Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.
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Someone in here.
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Thank you so much for seeing us.
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Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
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Oh, please, we're happy to help.
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We went through the same thing when we were adopting.
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So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?
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I mean, you have a lovely home.
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Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
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Well, actually, I think this might help.
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It's pretty much all the information you need.
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Oh, my God.
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Everything is broken down into categories and then cross-referenced and then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.
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Thank you.
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I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
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I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it.
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adopting Owen was the best thing
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that ever happened to us that's great can I see the
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book you want me to wash my hands first don't you it's just so pretty
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and wait bathroom is down the hall to your left I
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would have told him to do it too can I adopt
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you hey you must be Owen yeah I'm Chandler hey I was in the I was a new scouts, too.
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You were?
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Yeah, in fact, my father was a den mother.
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Huh?
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You know how to use a compass?
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I have a badge in it.
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You do?
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That's fantastic.
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You wanna see it?
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I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents.
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They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
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What?
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What?
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I'm adopted?
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I got nothing.
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What are you doing, Colleen?
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They're in the kitchen getting us something to eat.
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Can you believe how nice they are?
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We have to leave.
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Why?
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What did you do in the bathroom?
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I didn't get to the bathroom.
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I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted.
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And there's a slight chance I may have told him.
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Oh, my God, where's my purse?
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No, you know what?
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I can replace everything in there.
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Get that binder and let's go!
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Some little snacks for everybody.
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Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms.
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Those are for Owen.
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I'll go get him in a second.
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Uh, by the way, you should know, we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
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But kids are so intuitive.
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Don't you think on some level he already knows?
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I'm adopted?
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See?
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Intuitive.
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What?
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Where did you hear that?
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He told me.
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And he paid me $50 not to tell.
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Which technically now you should give back.
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You told him he's adopted?
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I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something, or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door.
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Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks Santa is real.
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He isn't?
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We have to get out of here, baby.
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We just want to give you a heads-up.
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Bill and Colleen hate us.
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Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
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What?
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Still, he had to find out sometime.
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Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
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I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.
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This is so exciting, so glamorous.
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People taking our picture.
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How do I look?
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A little tall.
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What?
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Would you mind crouching down a little bit so that I look taller?
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There you go.
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Good job, Joe.
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Well done.
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Top-notch.
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You liked it?
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You really liked it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Which part exactly?
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The whole thing.
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Here we go.
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No, no, no. Give me some specifics.
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I love the specifics.
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The specifics were the best part.
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Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo?
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Did you like that part?
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I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
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You fell asleep.
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There was no kangaroo.
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They didn't take any of my suggestions.
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Thanks a lot for coming, buddy.
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See you later.
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Don't go.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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Look, this guy fell asleep.
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He fell asleep, too.
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Be mad at him. Or call an ambulance.
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Hey, Rach, funny story.
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I bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
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My boss, Joanna?
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Wow, that must have been awkward.
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Well, no, actually, she asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
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You, uh, didn't say yes to that, did you?
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No. No. Oh.
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Hello, Rachel.
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Well, not at first.
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What is she doing here?
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I don't understand.
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Last time you went out with her, you said she was a big doll dud.
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Well, I think I judged her too quickly.
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And this time, we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
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Well, last time, I almost got fired.
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You must end it.
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You must end it now.
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Oh, come on.
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It's not like this is an everyday occurrence for me.
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I mean, usually I'm pretty much just in there by myself.
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Hi.
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What?
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Rachel, could I see you for a moment? Does it hurt?
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No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off.
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Hello, sweet pigs!
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Wait a minute!
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What are you gonna tell Joanna?
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How about what?
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When she sees that you're gone, she's gonna know that I let you out and that I was in here and I'm gonna get fired.
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I'll make something up.
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I'm good at lying.
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I actually did borrow your Walkman.
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No, there's nothing to make up.
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She's gonna know that I have a key to her office.
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I've gotta get you locked back the way you were.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no,
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no. No, no. No. No. Well, this is much better.
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Mayraps, give me the one!
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Oh, God, would you just calm down?
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I'm gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just...
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Buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts!
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No!
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Oh, I, uh...
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Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
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With extra pulp?
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Yeah!
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No!
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No!
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I've got it.
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You don't have it.
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I've so got it!
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There's gonna be rumors about this.
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There's no way to stop it.
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Sophie knows.
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Monica and Phoebe know.
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How do Monica and Phoebe know?
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Oh, I called them.
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And when they asked me what I saw, I can be very generous... or very stingy.
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Go on.
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I can make you a legend.
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I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. And Milton Berle has...
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Oh, not compared to you.
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Hello.
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Hey.
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Hello, Chandler.
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I love you.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Oh.
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No, he doesn't.
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Two hours that lasted.
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Okay, now, remember, no trading.
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You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
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Hi, Joey.
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Hey.
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Well, well.
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Look what you brought.
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Very nice.
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And what did you bring?
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She's checking her coat.
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Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.
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Will you get me a white Zinfanzel and a glass of red for Janice?
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Janice?
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Janice?
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Oh.
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My.
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God.
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Hey, it's Brenna.
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You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.
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Yeah?
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Good for you.
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Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?
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By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all my pictures, so if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
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That's okay.
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Oh, are you sure?
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Really?
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Because, you know, you could make little puppets out of them and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
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We can't do that.
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What?
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What can't you do?
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Uh, can I talk to you for a second?
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Over there.
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Uh, we might be leaving now.
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Tell me it's you and me, we.
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She said she wants to slab them my body with stuff and then lick it off.
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I'm not even sure what slathering is.
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But I definitely want to be a part of it.
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Okay, you cannot do this to me.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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You're right.
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Can we have three chocolate mousses to go, please?
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I'm out of here.
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Here's my credit card.
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Dinner's on me.
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I'm sorry, Chandler.
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I hope she throws up on you.
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Thanks. So?
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Just us.
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Oh, what a crappy night.
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Although, I have enjoyed the fact
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that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
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Excuse me.
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How you doing?
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Oh, I miss you already.
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Can you believe this happened?
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No, no. Yeah, it did.
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Goodbye, Janice.
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Kiss me.
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Oh, Chandler, sorry.
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Oh, Chandler, sorry.
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Hey, Janice, I'm Monica.
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Okay, well, this was very special.
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Rach, you gotta see who's out here!
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What's going on?
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Oh my God!
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Janice!
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Hi!
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Janice is gonna go away now.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh!
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Joey, look who it is!
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Whoa.
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Oh good, Joey's home now.
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This is so much fun!
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This is like a reunion in the hall.
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Oh, hi, Ross.
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Yeah, there's someone I want you to say hi to.
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He just happened to go.
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Hello, Ross.
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Yes, that's right.
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It's me.
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How did you know?
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Hey.
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What's the matter?
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Somebody on the subway licked my neck.
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Licked my neck!
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Oh, Willie's still alive.
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, my mom called.
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They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.
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Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.
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That's not true.
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They're great pictures of us.
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No, they're great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this.
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Oh, my God, that's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
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I don't know what it is.
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I just can't take a good picture.
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Oh, here's a great one.
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Yeah, I'm not in that.
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No, but look at me all tan.
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Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?
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It's a great idea.
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I bet they have one of those wind machines, you know, like...
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Yeah, that's great.
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Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
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Chandler, what do you say?
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All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going.
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I'm going.
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Great.
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That's great, Monica.
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Great.
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Now Chandler you want to give us a smile okay
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I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable no I am I know you can do this you have a beautiful smile All right,
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maybe you don't have to smile let's try something else let's try um try looking sexy,
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okay Or not.
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I know.
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Let's try a look of far-off wonderment.
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Okay, we'll gaze into our future, and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come.
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Chandler, what is the matter with your face?
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Wait, this picture's supposed to say Geller and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron.
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Hey, don't laugh at him.
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He's my drowning moron.
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That's it, that's it.
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Take it, take it.
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I like this one.
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It seems to say, I love you and that's why I have to kill you.
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It can't all be bad.
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Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.
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Oh, there it is.
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Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes?
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Why did you ever sleep with me?
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Do you really want to pull at that thread?
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Sweet.
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That's a great smile.
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Easy, natural.
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Now pretend I have a camera.
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You're changing it.
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I can't help it.
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All right, all right, all right, all right.
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You want to know what I do when I take resume shots?
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Foul money from me.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
599
First of all, you want to make it look spontaneous, right?
600
Okay, so here's what I do.
601
I look down, look down, keep looking down, then I look up.
602
See?
603
All right, now you try.
604
Look down, be looking down, keep looking down.
605
Why is there jelly on your shoe?
606
I had a donut.
607
Hey, there you are.
608
There I am.
609
You okay?
610
Yeah, Joey said I, uh, I needed to relax, so he gave me an antihistamine.
611
What?
612
Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn.
613
Brooklyn is far.
614
Yeah, Taylor, what were you thinking?
615
No, no, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.
616
Okay, see?
617
Look down.
618
Look down.
619
Look down.
620
Chandler?
621
Yeah!
622
Guys, check it out.
623
My mom slipped me the paper.
624
Oh, that's a gig.
625
Hey.
626
Oh, yeah, that looks good.
627
You guys make a very attractive couple.
628
Yeah, we look great together.
629
We really do.
630
Okay.
631
Wow, imagine what our kids would look like.
632
You know, we don't have to imagine.
633
I'm marrying her.
634
Well, just see.
635
Mmm.
636
What took you so long?
637
I got caught up at work, but I'm quitting tomorrow.
638
Ah.
639
So thanks for having me over.
640
Rach.
641
Peebs.
642
See ya.
643
What the hell was that?
644
Probably some, you know, European goodbye thing you picked up in London.
645
I...
646
That's not European.
647
It felt French.
648
Good morning, everybody.
649
Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
650
Oh, no, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys.
651
except for the tie, the briefcase, and the fact that I can rent a car.
652
Seriously?
653
You're an intern?
654
Yeah, well, I'm kind of heading in a new career direction, and, you know, you gotta start at the bottom.
655
Dude.
656
All right, look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.
657
The comedian?
658
USO.
659
Uh, it's USA, sir.
660
Hey, how's it going?
661
I'm doing okay.
662
I think it's going well.
663
Do you think they're having fun?
664
Am I talking too fast?
665
Nope.
666
Sound like me.
667
It's going great.
668
Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
669
Little baby girl Chandler.
670
Where have I heard that before?
671
Oh, right.
672
Coach Rubin.
673
You know what, Pheebs?
674
When you're done over there, we've got a kind of situation over here, too.
675
Nuh-uh.
676
No, we are all responsible for our own babies.
677
See, that's where I think that you're wrong.
678
We have been playing these babies man-to-man.
679
We should really be playing a zone defense.
680
What do you mean?
681
I just think things will go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone, you know?
682
Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping.
683
And, you know, Ma, you can be in charge of diapering.
684
And I can be in charge of looking at your kids when they put their hands around them.
685
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
686
That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
687
Okay, I'm a rookie.
688
I should not be in the end zone.
689
Tyler, what are you doing?
690
That thing could put someone's eye out.
691
He can do more than that.
692
He can destroy the universe.
693
Well, Jim, if they could swallow one of those little parts, and also look at his smooth area.
694
That's just gonna mess them up.
695
All right.
696
I thought about it, and maybe you're right.
697
Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
698
Good.
699
What made you change your mind?
700
I swallowed a sonic blaster gun.
701
How did that happen?
702
Well, I was trying to prove that I was right, you know, and turns out I was wrong, and now it's lodged in my throat.
703
These are asleep.
704
I'm sure you'll be okay on your own for a while.
705
But you can't leave me with them.
706
We're a team.
707
We're playing the zone.
708
They're gonna triple team me.
709
He's got something plastic lodged into his throat.
710
We've got to go to the hospital.
711
But no, because a doctor won't be able to help him, and it's just gonna, you know, naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
712
I think that's gum.
713
I'm pretty sure it's gun.
714
So I totally took care of the babies all by myself.
715
I fed them, bathed them, and put them to bed.
716
And protected them from a tornado?
717
Oh, my God.
718
I know.
719
The babies are asleep.
720
What happened here?
721
I did it.
722
I took care of the babies all by myself.
723
My apartment was the setting of Phoebe's triumph. But the mess...
724
It's not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.
725
You're right.
726
You're right.
727
I shouldn't freak out.
728
Because this is what it's going to be like when you and I have babies.
729
When will that be?
730
Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess?
731
What have you been up to?
732
Oh, you know, the usual.. teaching aerobics, partying way too much.
733
Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
734
Can you hold on a moment?
735
I have another call.
736
I love her.
737
I know.
738
I'm back.
739
So, are we gonna get together or what?
740
Uh, absolutely.
741
Uh, how about tomorrow afternoon?
742
Do you know, uh, Central Perk in the village, say, 5-ish?
743
Great.
744
I'll see you then.
745
Okay.
746
Okay.
747
Having a phone has finally paid off.
748
Okay, even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinking when she sees you tomorrow, she's probably gonna realize, hey, you're not Bob.
749
I am hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.
750
Oh, my God.
751
You are pure evil.
752
Okay, pure evil.
753
Horny and alone.
754
I've done this.
755
Still doing the screening thing?
756
I had sex today.
757
I never have to answer that phone again.
758
Dr. B, you know what to do.
759
Hey, Bob, it's Jade.
760
Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day.
761
And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
762
Bob here.
763
Oh, hi.
764
So, uh, you met someone, huh?
765
Yes.
766
Yes, I did.
767
In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.
768
So, uh, how was he?
769
Eh.
770
Eh?
771
Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you.
772
I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
773
Well, that makes me feel so good.
774
It was just so awkward and bumpy.
775
Well, maybe he had some kind of new cool style that you're not familiar with.
776
And maybe you have to get used to it.
777
Well, there really wasn't much time to get used to it, if you know what I mean.
778
It'll be great.
779
You just make her think you want to have sex with her, and it'll totally figure out.
780
Okay, listen, how far am I going to have to go with her?
781
Relax.
782
She's going to give in way before you do.
783
How do you know?
784
Because you're on my team, and my team always wins. At this?
785
Just go get some.
786
Come on, go.
787
Okay, honey, I'm going to try to listen from right here.
788
Okay.
789
Okay.
790
Oh, wait.
791
Good idea.
792
Yeah.
793
Oh, wait.
794
Don't give away the farm.
795
Okay.
796
Phoebe.
797
Chandler.
798
Come on in.
799
I was going to.
800
Um, I brought some wine.
801
Would you like some?
802
Sure. So here we are.
803
Nervous?
804
Me?
805
No. You?
806
No. I want this to happen. So do I.
807
Oh, you're going?
808
Not without you, lover.
809
So, this is my bra.
810
It's very, very nice.
811
Well, come here.
812
I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.
813
You should be.
814
I'm very bendy.
815
I'm gonna kiss you now.
816
What if I kiss you first?
817
Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but...but kiss.
818
Here it comes.
819
Our first kiss?
820
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
821
You win.
822
I can't have sex with you.
823
And why not?
824
Because I'm in love with Monica.
825
You're.. you're what?
826
Love her!
827
That's right.
828
I love her.
829
I love her.
830
I love you, Monica.
831
I love you, too, Chandler.
832
I thought you guys were doing it.
833
I didn't know you were in love.
834
Dude.
835
And hats off to Phoebe.
836
Quite a competitor.
837
And may I say your breasts are still sharp.
838
God.
839
You know what, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books.
840
I love her books.
841
I cannot get on a plane without one.
842
I mean, this is so cool.
843
Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it's cool if you're 11 years old
844
and all your friends are passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch.
845
Hey, hey, hey, she's on.
846
Ah, Nora Bing.
847
If we get to the board, now, what is this about you, you being arrested in London?
848
What is that all about?
849
Your mom was arrested?
850
Shh, busy beaming with pride.
851
This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with the man...
852
Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
853
I just get this craving for Kung Pao Chicken.
854
That's too much information!
855
So now you're doing this whole book tour thing.
856
How is that going?
857
Oh, fine.
858
I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate.
859
But I get to see my son, who I love.
860
Aww.
861
If this is the way that I find out, most moms use the phone.
862
You know, don't take this wrong.
863
I just don't see you as a mom somehow.
864
I don't mean that bad.
865
Oh, no, I am a fabulous mom.
866
I bought my son his first condoms.
867
And then he burst into flames.
868
This is gonna happen on anniversary ever.
869
Oh, good.
870
All right, you decided to tell about the Richard thing.
871
What Richard thing?
872
Oh, no. What Richard thing?
873
Simmons.
874
Go Simmons.
875
Okay, I ran into Richard yesterday, and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite, and I did.
876
And the only reason why I didn't tell you is
877
because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.
878
I'm not mad.
879
Really?
880
Oh, yeah.
881
Yeah, so you bumped into Richard.
882
You grabbed a bite.
883
Don't be a deal.
884
Great.
885
Okay, London won.
886
Eric, what kind of photography do you do?
887
Oh, mostly fashion.
888
So there may be models here from time to time.
889
I hope that's cool.
890
Yes, that is cool.
891
Because I have models here, you know...
892
Never.
893
What else?
894
Oh, yeah.
895
During the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house, which you are welcome to use, by the way.
896
Although I should probably tell you she's a porn star.
897
Well, listen, I, uh, still have one more person to, uh, meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think your chances are pretty good.
898
All right. Who are you?
899
Hi, I'm Eric.
900
I'm going to be Chandler's new roommate.
901
I'm Chandler's new roommate.
902
I don't think so.
903
I could be Chandler's new roommate.
904
But he told me over the phone.
905
He told me in person.
906
That's weird.
907
Well, I'm going to, uh, going to my new apartment now.
908
Hey.
909
Hey, how was it?
910
Well I had a great time.
911
Chauncey on the other hand, I will tell the story.
912
It was going great.
913
I let him win.
914
We were bonding.
915
He even said that I could call him dad.
916
And what did he ask you not to call him?
917
Daddy.
918
All right, look, here's the story.
919
Well, we had just finished playing racquetball, and we were gonna take a steam.
920
I walk into the steam room, and it's really steamy.
921
So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened.
922
Guys?
923
Over here.
924
Have a seat, son.
925
Hey!
926
Hey!
927
Oh, my God, Chandler.
928
I can't believe it.
929
I know.
930
You gave my father a lap dance.
931
Why did they put
932
so much steam in there? in there otherwise they'd have to
933
call it the room room why okay why why did
934
that have to happen it's not that big a deal not
935
that big a deal there there was touching of things I know you wanted to bond with my dad
936
but did you really have to bond to that part Listen, I'm sure that Dad doesn't care.
937
He probably thought this was really funny.
938
He'll be telling this story for years.
939
I don't want him to tell this story for years.
940
Oh, but he will.
941
He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
942
I wasn't escaping.
943
Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire?
944
I was trying to help out a squirrel.
945
You were trying to eat it.
946
If that is your father calling to tell this story, then the marriage is off.
947
Come on.
948
Hello?
949
I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
950
Okay, I'll call you later, Dad.
951
I love you.
952
All right, I'm off to see your dad.
953
Whoa, whoa.
954
Aren't you a little overdressed?
955
Yeah, and you better make sure he tips you this time.
956
Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figured the best way to do that was face to face.
957
And by face, I don't mean his lap.
958
And by face, I don't mean my ass.
959
So you understand, I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you didn't tell people what happened.
960
You know, I'm a little...
961
I'm a little embarrassed about it.
962
I understand completely there's nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws.
963
As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.
964
And her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
965
What did you do when they found out?
966
They never did.
967
So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along. Shall we?
968
So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here.
969
Chandler Bing.
970
Hi, honey.
971
We're all here.
972
We just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
973
Merry Christmas!
974
Merry Christmas!
975
Blark!
976
Aw, Merry Christmas.
977
I miss you guys.
978
So is it horrible?
979
Is everybody working really hard?
980
Uh, well, no. It's just, uh, me and Wendy.
981
Wendy, that sounds like a girl's name.
982
It is.
983
Did I not tell you about her?
984
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
985
About the time you told me about New Year's Eve.
986
Where's everybody else?
987
I sent them home.
988
Oh, you are such a good boss.
989
Is she pretty?
990
Uh, uh, answer faster, answer faster.
991
I don't know.
992
Answer better, answer better.
993
I don't think of her that way, you know?
994
I mean, she's a, uh, she's a colleague.
995
What does she do there?
996
Oh, she's regional vice president.
997
She's just below me.
998
She did what?
999
Below me.
1000
Uh, wait, is Wendy the runner-up Miss Oklahoma?
1001
What?
1002
Well, she didn't win.
1003
All right, well, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work.
1004
Well, second prettiest that year.
1005
I mean, of all the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably...
1006
Oh, Chandler, stop talking.
1007
Honey, there's really nothing to worry about.
1008
Okay.
1009
I'm serious.
1010
Okay.
1011
Merry Christmas.
1012
Merry Christmas.
1013
Merry Christmas, you guys.
1014
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1015
The wife says hi.
1016
Ah, fun conversation.
1017
Oh, well, she's just got this weird idea that, uh, you know, just because you and I are alone, something's gonna happen.
1018
Huh?
1019
Really?
1020
Hm.
1021
That.. be so terrible?
1022
This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but you're getting ham on my only tie.
1023
Nothing.
1024
This is the 9 millionth ring store we've been to, and I can't find the perfect ring.
1025
Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring.
1026
It's a beautiful selection.
1027
Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring.
1028
Maybe you, maybe you do something different, you know?
1029
Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, you know?
1030
Or an engagement tiara.
1031
Oh, an engagement revolutionary warm musket!
1032
You know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this this.
1033
Huh?
1034
Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
1035
Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring.
1036
Could she be more out of my league?
1037
Ross, back me up here.
1038
You can never get a woman like that in a million years.
1039
Thank you, buddy.
1040
Oh, oh, but you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys.
1041
You could be one of those guys.
1042
You could do that.
1043
You think?
1044
Yeah, absolutely.
1045
Oh, God, I can't believe I'm even considering this.
1046
I'm very, very aware of my tongue.
1047
Come on, come on.
1048
Here goes.
1049
Yes?
1050
Hi.
1051
Um, okay, next word would be, uh, Chandler.
1052
Chandler is my name and, uh, hi.
1053
Yes, you said that.
1054
Yes.
1055
Yes, I did.
1056
But what I didn't say was what I was about to say.
1057
What I wanted to say was, uh, would you like to go out with me sometime?
1058
Thank you.
1059
Good night.
1060
Hey, you guys.
1061
Oh, hey.
1062
Hi.
1063
Hey, listen.
1064
Let me ask you.
1065
Do you believe in soulmates?
1066
Oh, yes, I do.
1067
I do.
1068
I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone.
1069
And you know how you find him?
1070
You stop looking for him.
1071
That's why I've stopped looking for Russell Crowe.
1072
He'll find me.
1073
Uh-huh.
1074
Uh-huh. And you? And you?
1075
No. I mean, I believe that certain people are more suited for each other, and I believe in falling in love, but soulmates, I don't think they exist.
1076
Okay, good.
1077
Why?
1078
Well, last night I met Monica's.
1079
What?
1080
Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God he is her other half.
1081
Come on, don't be crazy.
1082
You don't think there's somebody out there better suited for Monica than me, do you? But what's he like?
1083
Well, he's tall.
1084
Uh-huh.
1085
He has brown hair.
1086
Of course, of course.
1087
A tall guy with hair similar to mine.
1088
Oh, a noble universe.
1089
He works with food.
1090
Oh, sure.
1091
Older?
1092
Obviously.
1093
And he's British.
1094
Oh, I was just gonna ask!
1095
Yeah?
1096
And he's so centered and mature and confident.
1097
Oh, it's so sad.
1098
They never had a chance to meet.
1099
Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear what you're talking about.
1100
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1101
And maybe I'm wrong.
1102
But you know what?
1103
I'm going to go out with him again.
1104
I'll find out more.
1105
You believe that this guy is destined for somebody else and you're still going to date him?
1106
Well, he may not be my soulmate, but a girl's got to eat.
1107
Oh.
1108
Hi.
1109
Hi.
1110
Um, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
1111
Oh, hello.
1112
Hello.
1113
Nice to meet you.
1114
How are you?
1115
Tell me.
1116
So, what have you guys been doing?
1117
Well, we just had a terrible lunch at Adriatico.
1118
What is with all the sun-dried tomatoes at that place?
1119
I know!
1120
What is this, 1985?
1121
That's exactly what I said.
1122
Phoebe, isn't that strange?
1123
Not really.
1124
What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?
1125
On a barbecued chicken pizza?
1126
No?
1127
So, Don, what other restaurants do you like?
1128
Well, Octavio, 27 and 7.
1129
Oh, there's this great little place, Alessandro's.
1130
Oh, my God.
1131
That's my restaurant.
1132
I'm the chef there.
1133
You're kidding me.
1134
Your food is fantastic.
1135
Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu.
1136
I'm just gonna get some coffees first.
1137
You don't want anything.
1138
Oh, I'd like a latte.
1139
You know what?
1140
If you're gonna talk about me, I'm gonna go with you.
1141
What are you doing?
1142
Nothing.
1143
I swear to God, I didn't know you guys would be here.
1144
The good news is you don't even believe in soulmates, so...
1145
I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife.
1146
They're just talking, and you know what, just because I think they're so amazed doesn't mean anything's gonna happen.
1147
Phoebe, good work.
1148
Yeah?
1149
Yeah, I'm just afraid I'd love him.
1150
Don't worry, we'll find you someone else.
1151
So I've been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese side of things.
1152
Cheese, you say?
1153
That's some pretty smelly work, huh, Don?
1154
Excuse me?
1155
Cheese.
1156
It's smelly.
1157
You must smell a lot of the time, too.
1158
Uh, not really.
1159
But when it comes to cheese, I'm one of those people who thinks the smellier the better.
1160
Me, too.
1161
Yeah, Chandler can't stand it.
1162
He won't even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.
1163
And you're still married to him?
1164
I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over.
1165
Wouldn't that be nice?
1166
Sure.
1167
Why don't you set it up?
1168
I'll just be over here browsing through the personals. Are you okay?
1169
You've been acting weird all afternoon.
1170
Yeah, fine.
1171
Fine.
1172
Not perfect, but good enough.
1173
Jeez, what is with you?
1174
I'm sorry.
1175
Did you say cheese?
1176
All right, what's going on?
1177
Phoebe thinks that you and Don are soulmates, and I don't believe in that kind of stuff, but then you two totally get along.
1178
So, look, I won't stand in your way
1179
if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
1180
Taylor, you don't believe in soulmates?
1181
No, but I'm sure Tomatoes does.
1182
I don't believe in soulmates either.
1183
You don't?
1184
No. I don't think that you and I were destined to end up together.
1185
I think that we fell in love and we work hard at our relationship.
1186
Some days we work really hard.
1187
So you.. you don't want to live with Donna in the cheese house?
1188
No, I've had second thoughts about that.
1189
Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
1190
I love you.
1191
I know.
1192
You know what?
1193
I'm gonna take you out to dinner tonight.
1194
I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers.
1195
No?
1196
Really?
1197
They taste so good.
1198
You know what?
1199
But there is no right or wrong here.
1200
No, I think it's very obvious who's wrong here.
1201
Obviously not to Joey.
1202
What? Do you know anything?
1203
You know, you're doing this like silly little puppy dog.
1204
Guess where I am!
1205
Hey, hey, hey!
1206
Hey!
1207
Hey!
1208
Hey!
1209
Hey!
1210
Look what you're doing to Chandler!
1211
What?
1212
What are you doing?
1213
Do you know what just happened?
1214
Hey!
1215
Hey!
1216
Hey!
1217
Hey!
1218
Hey!
1219
Hey!
1220
Hey!
1221
Look what you're doing to Chandler!
1222
What?
1223
What are you doing?
1224
Do you know what just happened?
1225
Yeah, we we had sex and then we fell asleep No,
1226
we were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep No, that's not true.
1227
No best time ever You rock my world Monica.
1228
What?
1229
I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it.
1230
So please wake up so we can do it right.
1231
Okay, okay, I'm ready.
1232
Come on, MacMilla.
1233
Give me the good stuff.
1234
Yeah.
1235
No, no, no, don't fall asleep.
1236
Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee.
1237
I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
1238
Okay, I'm up, I'm up.
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Vocabolario e note di pronuncia per questa lezione
Questa lezione di conversazione di livello B1 si basa sul video “The Cringey Ones with Chandler”. Questo video contiene 1238 frasi e 7624 parole da ripetere con lo shadowing. Il parlato dura 59:42. Chi parla mantiene un ritmo costante di circa 128 parole al minuto, comodo per lo shadowing. Il 83% delle parole rientra nelle 3.000 più comuni dell’inglese; conviene studiare le altre prima di iniziare. 272 delle sue 1238 frasi sono domande: un buon esercizio per l’intonazione interrogativa e le risposte brevi.
Vocaboli chiave di questo video
Le 15 parole più avanzate del video, con pronuncia e significato:
| Parola | Pronuncia | Significato |
|---|---|---|
| goodbye | /ɡʊdˈbaɪ/ | arrivederci, addio |
| soulmate sostantivo | anima gemella | |
| nope | /noʊp/ | no |
| bump sostantivo | /bʌmp/ | colpetto, botta |
| engagement sostantivo | /ɪnˈɡeɪd͡ʒ.mənt/ | impegno |
| embarrass verbo | /ɪmˈbæɹəs/ | imbarazzare, mettere in imbarazzo |
| kangaroo sostantivo | /ˌkæŋ.ɡəˈɹu/ | canguro |
| bracelet sostantivo | /ˈbɹeɪslət/ | braccialetto |
| roommate sostantivo | /ˈɹu(m)ˌmeɪt/ | compagno di stanza, coinquilina |
| tomato sostantivo | /təˈmeɪ.toʊ/ | pomodoro, pomidoro |
| sometime avverbio | /ˈsʌmˌtaɪm/ | un giorno o l'altro |
| adopt verbo | /əˈdɑpt/ | adottare |
| bite verbo | /baɪt/ | mordere |
| pretend verbo | /pɹəˈtɛnd/ | fare finta, fingere |
| geez | /d͡ʒiːz/ | accidenti, cribbio |
I phrasal verb che sentirai
| Parola | Significato |
|---|---|
| find out verbo | scoprire |
| end up verbo | andare a finire, finire |
| take off verbo | togliere |
| calm down verbo | calmarsi, tranquillizzarsi |
| come up with verbo | ideare, escogitare |
| figure out verbo | scoprire, rendersi conto |
| get along verbo | andare d'accordo, ingranare |
| get away verbo | allontanarsi |
Frasi da ripetere
Frasi brevi e complete del video che puoi riutilizzare nella conversazione di tutti i giorni:
- What's the matter with you?
- Don't you have to use the bathroom?
- Don't you think on some level he already knows?
- You told him he's adopted?
- You, uh, didn't say yes to that, did you?
La grammatica di questo video
Le strutture che chi parla usa di più, con le parole esatte del video:
| Struttura | Nel video |
|---|---|
| Present perfect continuous have/has been + -ing — un’azione iniziata prima e ancora in corso | shirt's been sticking · have been playing · You've been acting |
| Frasi condizionali if + frase, will/would + verbo — una condizione e il suo risultato | If Haddon lost the game, they would never · if you don't mind maybe this will be |
| Present perfect have/has + participio passato — un’azione passata che conta ancora adesso | they've done · I've never actually gotten · have invited |
| Forma passiva be + participio passato — conta ciò che accade, non chi lo fa | being transferred · should be saved · be engaged |
Pronuncia a cui fare attenzione
Chi parla usa 362 contrazioni e forme ridotte, come I'm, don't, gonna. Pronunciale nella forma breve, così come le senti.
- I suoni “th”: throat /ˈθɹoʊt/, theirs /ðɛɚz/
- I suoni “sh” e “zh”: revolutionary /ˌɹɛvəˈluʃənɛɹi/, suggestion /səˈd͡ʒɛst.ʃən/, chef /ʃɛf/, shoe /ˈʃu/
- Parole lunghe — attenzione all’accento: intuitive /ɪnˈtjuːɪtɪv/, comedian /kəˈmiː.di.ən/, technically /ˈtɛk.nɪˌkəl.i/, apologize /əˈpɑləˌd͡ʒaɪz/, revolutionary /ˌɹɛvəˈluʃənɛɹi/
I suoni difficili per chi parla italiano:
- /h/ — va soffiata, non è muta: headache /ˈhɛdeɪk/, handsome /ˈhæn.səm/
- Consonante finale — senza aggiungere una vocale dopo: nope /noʊp/, boop /buːp/, bump /bʌmp/, engagement /ɪnˈɡeɪd͡ʒ.mənt/, embarrass /ɪmˈbæɹəs/
- /æ/ — più aperta della “e”: embarrass /ɪmˈbæɹəs/, racket /ˈɹækɪt/, kangaroo /ˌkæŋ.ɡəˈɹu/, relax /ɹɪˈlæks/, snack /snæk/
Come esercitarsi con questo video
- Ascolta tutto il video una volta senza parlare e annota le parole che non conosci.
- Fai shadowing frase per frase a velocità normale, ripetendo ognuna finché il tuo ritmo coincide con quello di chi parla.
- Registrati e confronta con l’originale, facendo attenzione a parole come goodbye, soulmate, nope.
Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?
Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.