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And there are people in this room who do have children, and there are people in this room who don't have children.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And the people who don't have children, they think they know, don't they?
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They think they know what it means to have children.
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Sometimes they chat about it, don't they, in their little couples, you know?
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Oh, I'd love to start a family one day with you, it'd be lovely.
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You'd make a really good dad.
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I think you'd be an amazing mum.
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Wouldn't it be so lovely having little versions of you and me running around?
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I'd love to have a family and you think you know what you're talking about.
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You have no idea!
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You have no idea what it's like.
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You have no idea how difficult things will become in your life.
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Things that you don't even consider to be things will become nearly impossible when you have children.
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I'm talking about things like leaving the house, for example.
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This is how people without children leave the house.
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Shall we leave the house?
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Yes.
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LAUGHTER This is how I leave the house almost every day.
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Lucas!
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Oscar!
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Come downstairs!
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We're late!
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Why aren't you downstairs?
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Put your shoes on.
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I don't know where my shoes are!
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Put your shoes on.
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Go and find your shoes.
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Where did you see them last?
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On my feet.
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LAUGHTER After that, get your shoes on.
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Come here, come here.
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Arms up, arms up, arms in, arms in, arms up, arms up, arms in.
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That's my wife.
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She's so tired, she can't dress herself.
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What?
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I'm doing rot on you, darling.
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Where are we going?
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I want to go to bed.
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Where are we going, darling?
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Darling, you've got Lucas's shoes on your hands.
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I found your shoes, darling.
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You put your shoes on.
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Where's Aussie?
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Come downstairs!
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We're late!
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Put your coat on.
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I don't want to wear my coat.
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You know people without children, you know how you do zips-up?
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I've seen how much time you have in your lives.
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How you focus on it.
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Forget the one with the fabric.
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You just pop it in, don't you?
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It nestles in.
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Then you pause, thinking about your free life and what you might need to do later that day.
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And then you just glide up, don't you?
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To think I have time for that shit in my life.
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Every single morning.
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Yeah!
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Oh, I've ruined it!
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I've ruined it!
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Stay still!
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You're going to have to put another coat on.
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I've ruined this here.
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I've ruined this here.
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I'm sorry, I've made the situation where...
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My three-year-old will never come downstairs.
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The only way to get him to leave the house is we have to bluff.
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We have to pretend that we're leaving without him.
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It's the only way it'll work.
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We have to all go, Bye-bye, Ozzy.
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We're all going then.
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My other son loves it, the six-year-old.
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We're leaving Ozzy.
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He's going to stay here.
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Don't be so rude about your brother.
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Say goodbye.
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We're not really leaving.
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We're pretending to leave.
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Say goodbye.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye, Ozzy.
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Bye-bye.
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But he doesn't care.
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He just goes, Bye-bye.
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Then we have to come back in and explain to him, we're not really leaving, darling, we love you, it's okay.
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I'll buy you something if you come.
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Will you come if I buy you something?
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This is every single time we leave the house.
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The other day we're leaving the house and I just had an offer.
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I just said to my wife, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
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We're bluffing, we're saying bye-bye to him.
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Then my wife says, let's go and get him.
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I'm like, stop, no, I've had it.
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No, stop.
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I cannot go through this every single time we leave the house.
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It's driving me insane.
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Okay, I say we call his bluff.
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I think he has to learn a lesson.
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Okay?
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Let's go.
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Let's just go.
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Let's go to Corfu.
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Let's have a nice holiday.
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You have no idea what it's like.
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You childless people.
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You have no idea.
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Driving.
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You go driving.
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You're driving cars, don't you?
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Driving along.
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Yay!
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What's the biggest drama you have to put up with?
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Oh, it's a bit chilly.
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Oh, put the blower on.
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Oh, that's nice now.
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Oh, look, they've opened a new Carluccio.
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We should go there.
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We could go there any night.
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We could go there any night.
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Oh, what's this song?
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I love this one.
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Freedom!
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Freedom!
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I strap my children into the car.
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I work out what'll cut off the blood supply, then I ease it a bit.
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Stay there!
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We try and behave normally.
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Oh, what's this song?
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It's the wheels on the bus.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Again, again!
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Look, there's a new Carluccio there.
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We will never go there.
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I was checking my children in the rearview mirror to see that they're safe.
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We're on the motorway, okay?
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You just angle it to check that they're both okay, because, you know, you're looking after them.
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Neither of them were there.
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They had both wound the windows down and had their heads on the motorway out of the window.
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Yay!
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Both of them, either side.
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Yay!
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My boyfriend just lost it.
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Get in the car!
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They can't hear us.
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They're having the times of their lives.
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Yeah!
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I can't hear you!
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What are you saying, Daddy?
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On the motorway, going 80 miles an hour, I had to stick my head out of my window to try and communicate with my child.
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Get in the car!
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What are you saying?
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My wife's doing it too.
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Get in the car!
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What is it, Mummy?
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But all four of us had our heads out of the window.
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Meanwhile, a childless couple is driving past.
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Aw, look at the kids, I'd love to start a family one day.
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You have no idea what you're talking about!
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Sleeping...
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..sleeping at night!
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This is how people without children, yeah, most nights, yeah.
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Good night, darling, good night.
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Sometimes you go, sleep well, and the other one goes, I will.
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That's how cocky, how arrogant you are.
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I will, I know I will.
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Good night, darling, have a good sleep.
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Good night.
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It's been a long time since my wife and I said good night to each other, OK?
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Now we just go, good luck.
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All through the night, they're screaming, Daddy, darling, that robbie, robbie!
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Sometimes they just wake up wide awake in the middle of the night.
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I'm asleep, it's like 2 o'clock in the morning.
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You know, sometimes you don't realise it, but you sort of half open your eyes.
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Sometimes you're in your sleep, I half open my eyes.
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My son is in my face.
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No, no, no!
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What the hell are you doing here?
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What time is it?
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What time is it?
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2 o'clock in the morning, what do you want?
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I want to go to school.
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Go to school?
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What are you talking about?
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It's to go back to bed.
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I've got my shoes on.
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You do, you found your shoes.
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I fixed my jacket.
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How the hell did you...
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What are you doing?
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It's 2 o'clock in the morning, you idiot!
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Go to bed!
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Where's Ozzy?
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He's by the front door.
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He's never been there in his life!
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It's 2 in the morning!
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I have no idea.
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I have children, I have two children, and night-night is simply not part of the putting to bed routine.
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Alright?
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I'm nowhere near night-night when I put my children to bed.
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This is an unrealistic interpretation of bedtime with children.
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I start angry.
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I don't build to anger anymore.
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I used to build.
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Now I start with five minutes over in bed.
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Don't you mess with me tonight.
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Five minutes.
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I'll be back here in five minutes on the dot.
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Then you're going to bed.
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That's just getting them into bed.
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Then it just carries on.
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Go to sleep.
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Don't you mess with...
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Go to...close your...you have to remind them how it works.
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Close your eyes.. and go to sleep.
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I have no idea how exhausted I am and your mother is because of this.
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Go to sleep.
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You selfish...selfish little shit.
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Close your eyes and go to sleep!
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Enough is enough!
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Do you know that your mother and I haven't had sex in weeks because of this?
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Do you know that sometimes she says to me in the afternoon, oh, maybe tonight, Michael, you'll get lucky when the kids are asleep.
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You're never asleep!
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Go to sleep!
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Night-night.
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That's pretty much how it goes.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Don't get me wrong, night-night is part of it.
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It's just when they're already asleep.
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You never love your children more than when they're unconscious but still breathing.
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It's a lovely moment.
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Look at my little man.
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Oh, night-night, darling.
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Daddy's little soldier.
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Oh, Daddy loves you.
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Darling, look what we did.
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Oh, look what we made.
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Oh, isn't he lovely?
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Night-night.
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I'm still awake, come on, I'll sleep!
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This is how you raise children.
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It's basically...
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If you have children, you'll know this.
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If you have been a child, I'm sure you can remember.
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It's threats.
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Threats of death is the only way you can get children to do things.
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Put your coat on.
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I don't want to put my coat on.
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If you don't put your coat on, you'll get pneumonia and die.
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Sorry, Daddy.
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Hold Daddy's hand.
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I don't want to hold your hand.
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If you don't hold my hand, a car will hit you and you will die.
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Brush your teeth.
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I don't want to brush my teeth.
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If you don't brush your teeth, they'll rot and fall out.
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You won't be able to eat and you will die.
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Go to bed.
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I don't want to go to bed.
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If you don't go to bed, I will personally kill you.
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I've got a plan and an alibi.
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APPLAUSE Family people in tonight, who's got children?
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Round of applause, you've got children?
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CHEERING There are basics that you have to do every single day when raising children, and these are feeding them.
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You have to feed them.
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This is probably news to nobody.
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You have to feed them.
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You have to dress them.
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You have to wash them, and you have to put them to bed.
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You have to do these four things every single day.
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Now, every single day, each one of these things is a battle.
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They are reluctant to do these things, and you are forced every day to compromise on each of them.
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I don't know why they resist these basic things.
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Every day is a battle.
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Just getting dressed.
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They will not get dressed.
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Put your clothes on.
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Put your pants on.
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They refuse to wear pants.
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I don't like pants.
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They're uncomfortable.
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I don't like pants.
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Put your jumper on.
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I'm boiling.
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I'm boiling.
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They're always boiling.
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I'm boiling!
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Yes, that's because I've heated the inside of the house, but what I haven't done is heated the rest of the world!
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So you will need it when you get outside.
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Can I just take it?
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So you just compromise, all right.
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Fine!
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Just take it.
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Do your laces.
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Can I do it in the car?
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Fine!
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In the car!
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Where's your bag?
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Where's your other shoe?
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And they spring things on you at the last minute.
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The other day we're going to school, we're nearly out the door.
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My son's not quite well, actually.
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He's got his pants on, he's even got his jumper on, he's holding his coat, he's got his bag.
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We're nearly out the door, he just looks at me and goes, Dad, it's Roman Day.
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LAUGHTER What's Roman Day?
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Everybody has to go to school today dressed as something from the Roman Empire.
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LAUGHTER I suppose it's all in six minutes.
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What exactly did you expect me to do at this point?
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Oh, yes, when I was nine, I was a centurion.
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I think I still have my armour here in the cupboard.
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LAUGHTER Let's not drive this morning.
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I've been hiding a horse and chariot in the garage.
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will arrive in style.
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Feeding.
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They will eat.
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Children will eat.
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They will eat rubbish.
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They'll eat garbage, OK?
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They'll eat chocolate and sweets and ice cream till they're sick.
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What they won't eat is things that are good for them.
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Every day we try to get them to eat vegetables, fruit, things that are good for them.
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We aim very high, my wife and I, every single meal time.
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All right, tonight, there will be no ice cream, children, unless you have all your peas, all your broccoli and all your carrots.
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But dad, please, it's disgusting.
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Please don't make me eat that, please, it's just disgusting.
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Please, dad, you can't force us.
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You can't force us.
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It's disgusting.
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All right?
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Fine!
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I just want you to eat one carrot, five peas, and this floret of broccoli.
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But dad, it's disgusting.
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Please don't make me eat that, please.
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You can't force me.
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I hate it.
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I hate it!
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I'm fine!
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Just stick out your tongue and let me wipe the broccoli across your face.
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And then can I have ice cream?
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Yes!
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Washing every day, run the bath, get in the bath, have you washed...
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Have you brushed your teeth?
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They lie to you.
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They lie to my face every single day.
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Have you brushed your teeth?
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Yes.
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OK, then breathe on me.
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I have to get this jet of disgusting...
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You haven't brushed your teeth, have you?
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No, I haven't, Daddy.
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I haven't done it anymore.
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Why didn't you say that?!
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The laziness.
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Oh, and flush the...
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You know...
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Before I had children, I used to dream about what it was like.
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My wife and I would discuss it.
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I can't wait to have children.
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It's going to be amazing.
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You'll be such an amazing mum.
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I used to dream of idyllic, rosy-cheeked, beautiful children in dungarees, running in fields, picking flowers.
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Can we have our picnic now?
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Can we have our picnic?
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How did that fantasy become me, almost on a nightly basis, standing over the toilet, going, whose poo is this?
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Lucas, is that your poo?
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He puts on this whole facade, he actually comes over and looks in the...
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No, that's not my poo.
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So, Ozzy, it's your poo.
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Dad, that is definitely not my poop.
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Darling, don't you even!
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Hair wash night.
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I don't know how much you're supposed to wash your children's hair, but I've got it down to about once a fortnight now because of the drama.
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Hair wash night!
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No, Daddy, please!
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Can we do it tomorrow?
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Daddy, no, we'll do it tomorrow!
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We'll do it tomorrow!
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It's going to go on!
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It's going to be a little worse!
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Put your head back.
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You have to hold the flannel.
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They shake it a bit.
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It's in your eyes!
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It's in your eyes!
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It's in your eyes!
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It's in your eyes!
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God forbid the shampoo actually goes a little bit in their eyes.
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AHHHHH!
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AHHHHH!
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I'm in a towel!
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I'm in a towel!
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Oww!
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Oww!
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Oww!
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Oww!
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Why would you do that to me?
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For God's sake, I'm just trying to wash your hair.
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Bedtime, oh, bedtime, it's bedtime, go to bed.
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Can I have a story?
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Can I have a story?
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The last thing you want to do at the end of a day of battles is read a nonsense, stupid story.
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I don't know if you do this, but I will scan the bookshelf for the shortest book that we own.
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My son's always like, can we read The Hobbit?
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No!
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I thought we could read this leaflet that came through the dog.
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It's for a local pizzeria.
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You see there's a deal on.
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Now, good night.
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Daddy loves it.
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This is what it is like.
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It is a battle.
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It is a daily battle every single day to do the basics.
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There isn't a child on Earth who has ever not battled these things.
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There's no kid in the history of children who's ever just gone, Mum, Dad, listen, I'm exhausted tonight.
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I'm just gonna head up to bed, I think.
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I managed to squeeze a shower in earlier, Mum, while you were cooking that amazing dinner.
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I don't know what you did with the broccoli.
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Was it something different?
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Because to me, it could have been a meal all unto itself.
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It might be different.
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I didn't tell you guys it was Roman Day tomorrow, because I wanted to surprise you with the outfit that I've made.
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You're gonna love it.
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I'll see you by the door at about 5 to 8 in my shoes and pants, and I'm gonna wear my coat, because you never know.
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I mean, it is quite chilly out.
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Oh, and...
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Minty for Ash.
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Well, that's never going to happen.
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It's because I'm getting older, you see.
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My wife and I were the same age.
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Little things have started changing.
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For years, everything was the same, everything was the same, but now we can feel it creeping in.
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It's not exactly old age, but little differences.
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For example, we can't stay up at night.
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We pass out.
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Every single...
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About 9.30 is a late one for us.
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We get so tired.
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You know when you click on the Netflix thing and it goes, Boom!
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That's the sound of my wife and I's head hitting the pillow and passing over.
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I can't get any on it!
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Vocabulário e dicas de fala para esta lição
Esta aula de conversação de nível B1 usa o vídeo “All Parents Should See This”. Este vídeo tem 438 frases e 2960 palavras para praticar shadowing. A fala dura 17:08. O falante fala em ritmo natural, cerca de 173 palavras por minuto, próximo de uma conversa do dia a dia. 84% das palavras estão entre as 3.000 mais comuns do inglês; vale a pena estudar o restante antes de começar.
Vocabulário principal deste vídeo
As 15 palavras mais avançadas do vídeo, com pronúncia e significado:
| Palavra | Pronúncia | Significado |
|---|---|---|
| shoe substantivo | /ˈʃu/ | calçado, sapato |
| darling substantivo | /ˈdɑɹlɪŋ/ | querido, querida |
| brush substantivo | /bɹʌʃ/ | brocha, escova |
| laughter substantivo | /ˈlæftɚ/ | risada, risos |
| disgusting adjetivo | /dɪsˈɡʌstɪŋ/ | nojento, asqueroso |
| broccoli substantivo | /ˈbɹɑ.kə.li/ | brócolis |
| bedtime substantivo | /ˈbɛdtaɪm/ | hora de dormir |
| downstairs advérbio | /daʊnˈstɛɹz/ | embaixo |
| boil verbo | /bɔɪ(ə)l/ | ferver |
| applause substantivo | /əˈplɔːz/ | aplauso |
| ruin substantivo | /ˈɹuː.ɪn/ | ruína |
| motorway substantivo | /ˈməʊtəweɪ/ | autoestrada |
| bluff substantivo | /blʌf/ | bluff, blefe |
| childless adjetivo | sem filhos | |
| pea substantivo | /piː/ | ervilha |
Phrasal verbs que você vai ouvir
| Palavra | Pronúncia | Significado |
|---|---|---|
| cut off verbo | /ˌkʌt ˈɔf/ [ˌkɐɾ ˈɔf] | recortar |
| fall out verbo | brigar | |
| pass out verbo | distribuir | |
| put up with verbo | aguentar, suportar | |
| stick out verbo | sobressair | |
| wake up verbo | /ˌweɪk ˈʌp/ | acordar, despertar |
| work out verbo | /ˌwɝk ˈaʊt/ | calcular |
Frases que vale a pena repetir
Frases curtas e completas do vídeo que você pode usar na conversa do dia a dia:
- You just pop it in, don't you?
- You're driving cars, don't you?
- Round of applause, you've got children?
- You haven't brushed your teeth, have you?
- Why didn't you say that?!
Gramática neste vídeo
As estruturas que o falante mais usa, com as palavras exatas do vídeo:
| Estrutura | No vídeo |
|---|---|
| Frases condicionais if + oração, will/would + verbo — uma condição e seu resultado | If you have children, you'll know · If you don't brush your teeth, they'll rot |
| “Used to” used to + verbo — um hábito ou estado do passado que não é mais verdade | used to build · used to dream |
| Present perfect have/has + particípio passado — uma ação passada que ainda importa agora | I've seen · I've ruined · I've made |
| Voz passiva be + particípio passado — o foco está no que acontece, não em quem faz | are forced · is heated · is read |
Pronúncia para ficar de olho
O falante usa 151 contrações e formas reduzidas, como don't, I'm, we're. Diga-as na forma curta, do jeito que você ouve.
- Os sons de “sh” e “zh”: shoe /ˈʃu/, brush /bɹʌʃ/, selfish /ˈsɛlf.ɪʃ/, bookshelf /ˈbʊkˌʃɛlf/, shampoo /ʃæmˈpuː/
- Palavras longas — acerte a sílaba tônica: centurion /sɛnˈtjʊɹ.i.ən/, pizzeria /ˌpiːt.səˈɹiː.ə/, uncomfortable /ʌnˈkʌm.fɚ.tə.bl̩/, communicate /kəˈmjuːnɪkeɪt/, interpretation /ɪnˌtɜːpɹəˈteɪʃən/
Sons difíceis para falantes de português:
- Consoante final — sem acrescentar um “i” depois: carrot /ˈkæɹət/, picnic /ˈpɪknɪk/, exhaust /ɪɡˈzɔst/, awake /əˈweɪk/, pretend /pɹəˈtɛnd/
- /l/ final — a língua toca o céu da boca, não vira “u”: boil /bɔɪ(ə)l/, towel /ˈtaʊ̯əl/, flannel /ˈflænəl/, nestle /ˈnɛsəl/, vegetable /ˈvɛd͡ʒ.tə.bəl/
- s + consoante no início — sem um “i” antes: strap /stɹæp/, squeeze /skwiːz/, scan /skæn/, scream /skɹiːm/
Como praticar com este vídeo
- Ouça o vídeo inteiro uma vez sem falar e anote as palavras que você não conhece.
- Comece na velocidade 0,75×, faça shadowing frase por frase e volte à velocidade normal quando ficar fácil.
- Grave a sua voz e compare com o original, prestando atenção a palavras como shoe, darling, brush.
O que é a Técnica de Shadowing?
Shadowing é uma técnica de aprendizado de idiomas com base científica, originalmente desenvolvida para o treinamento de intérpretes profissionais. O método é simples, mas poderoso: você ouve áudio em inglês nativo e repete imediatamente em voz alta — como uma sombra seguindo o falante com 1-2 segundos de atraso. Pesquisas mostram melhora significativa na precisão da pronúncia, entonação, ritmo, sons conectados, compreensão auditiva e fluência na fala.