Now that we've made our introductions, I'd like to start with Harvey describing what he thinks Lewis' perspective is on the situation.

I don't feel comfortable.

Please, just say the first thoughts that come to mind.

Huh.

Let's see.

Cat's ballet, Harvey Specter.

That is not what I sound like.

All right, Lewis.

You want to know what you sound like to me?

I've been jealous of you since day one.

You were always Jessica's favorite, and everyone else's.

You got everything I wanted without ever trying.

In fact, I'm trying to have a baby because I think it will take my mind off of you, even though I know deep inside it won't.

Tell him to stop.

He's being honest about his feelings, Lewis.

What about your feelings about whose fault this whole thing was?

What?

I should have known.

You just wanted to get me in here to have him tell me this is my fault.

It is your fault.

Lewis, we are not here to discuss fault.

Well, then why the hell are we here?

Because he took my client, he won't give her back, and he needs to apologize about what he just said about me having a baby.

I am not apologizing about anything.

You wanted me to come here.

You said this was a safe place.

And now you can't handle what I think about you trying to have a baby.

Oh, no, no, you don't get to make this my fault, because it's always my fault.

But I thought this time we could come here so you could tell him that it's his fault, but if all you're gonna do is mock me, and all you're gonna do is coddle him, well, then you can keep Joan Walsh, you can go to hell, and this whole session is over.

What the hell did you do that for?

Because you and me are going out tonight.

I'm gonna say a lot of nice things to you, and there isn't gonna be any record of it.

I can live with that.

Wait a minute.

How long did it take for you to come to that with Stan?

About 25 minutes?

Why?

I don't believe it.

You're even better at therapy than I am.

Maybe I am.

But trust me, Stan likes you better than me, and he always will.

You really think so?

No, Lewis, I don't.

Wait a minute.

Does this mean I get to have Joan back?

You sure can.

And your first order of business is gonna be telling her, we filed suit against a 16-year-old that's gonna make her look like .

What?

You really did that?

What can I tell you, Lewis?

The fear of losing you makes a man do crazy things.

Well, in that case, I have to show on our pregnant.

Do you wanna go mudding?

No, Lewis, I don't.

Well, ha.