Pratica di Shadowing: NO WAY HE DIRECTED THE OFFICE! - Impara a parlare inglese con i video

Creazione lezione...
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Uh, hi.
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Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart.
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Only really good friends show up early.
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Ergo de facto, go to a party early.
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Become a really good friend.
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Oh!
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Uh, potato salad?
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Oh.
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That's from both of us.
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No, it's not.
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Okay.
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Wonderful.
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Let's, uh, see where we can put this.
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Okay.
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Oh, you know what?
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You probably want to leave the cover on until the guests get here.
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It's been sitting in my car all day.
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The sun beating down on the mayonnaise.
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Just...
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You never know.
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1, 2, 3, up Jenkins!
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Down Jenkins!
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I think I heard the cord over here. Where?
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On this side.
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No, it is definitely under one of these hands.
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I kinda heard it on Roy's side too.
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No, it is here.
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Not here.
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Not here.
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Not here.
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Not here.
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Good thing you didn't listen.
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Yeah, close one.
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Not here.
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Not here.
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Okay, it's either here or here.
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Not here.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I can read you like a book.
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Oh, yeah?
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You can't keep anything from me.
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Thumbs up.
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Hey, Kreen.
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Hey.
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So, what are you guys up to?
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Ah, hello.
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You're the man, buddy.
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I run a small fake ID company for my car with a laminated machine that I swiped from the sheriff's station.
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This was a gift from Lee Iacocca, 20-year-old single malt scotch.
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Here is to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the DeLorean. Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Do you have any ice?
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How about some Splenda?
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You and the missus should join us, Sandals, Jamaica, next Christmas.
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Hi, Michael.
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I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.
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Oh, yeah.
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They don't allow kids in Sandals.
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They are our persona non grata there.
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Oh, but it's fun.
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It is an awesome place.
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You would not believe how low this girl can limbo.
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It's crazy.
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I'm sorry.
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You're just going to excuse us for just a couple of minutes.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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Excuse me.
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What's going on?
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What is it?
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Sorry.
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What's...
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What's...
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No. What's...
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What did I...
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Come here.
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Just...
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Just...
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Just...
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Just...
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What are you doing?
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Don't you know what I'm doing?
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Yeah, but you could go.
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What is that?
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Why are we going in the bathroom?
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I thought this is where you light your privacy.
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Shut up.
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What?
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I want us to make it.
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I want a fresh start.
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That's awesome.
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That's what I want.
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Okay, but in order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us.
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I didn't do anything.
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I asked anybody I totally could have, and I didn't at all.
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Just listen.
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Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married?
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I kissed Jim.
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What?
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He told me how he felt and I guess I had feelings too and we kissed.
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Jim came onto you?
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Just listen.
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No, I am listening.
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That's the problem.
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I'm listening.
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Don't yell.
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DON'T YELL?
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This is over.
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Yeah, you're right.
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This is so over.
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You're over.
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You're killing me, Pam!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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You jet ski!
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Are they gonna call the cops?
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No, I paid them off.
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Jet ski money?
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All of it.
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I'm gonna kill Jim Halpern.
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Shabuya Roll Call!
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Shabuya, ya, ya, Shabuya Roll Call!
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My name is Pam.
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Yeah!
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I like to paint.
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Yeah!
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You think you're better?
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Yeah!
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Oh no you ain't!
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Roll Call!
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Shabuya, ya, ya, Shabuya Roll Call!
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Shabuya, ya, ya, Shabuya Roll Call!
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Jim taught them a driving song built around a nonsense word word.
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Nonsense.
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A word that makes no sense. On purpose.
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If you can't see what's wrong with that, I can't help you.
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My name is Kevin.
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That is my name.
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They call me Kevin.
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Because that's my name.
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Roll call.
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Shabuya, yon, yon, shabuya, roll call.
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Shabuya, yon, yon, shabuya, roll call.
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My name is Oscar.
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Why am I here?
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I've clearly chosen the wrong career.
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Roll call!
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Shibuya, ya, ya, Shibuya roll call.
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Shibuya, ya, ya, Shibuya roll call.
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My name is Phyllis.
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Yeah.
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I'm very top off.
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Yeah.
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Let's see.
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Yeah.
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I like television.
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Roll call.
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I'm not very good at that.
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Roll call.
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Shibuya, ya, ya, Shibuya roll call.
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It's your turn.
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I'm not doing it.
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Yeah.
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You're wasting your time.
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Yeah.
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No, this doesn't I will not rhyme.
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Damn it.
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Roll call.
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Shibuya, ya, ya, Shibuya, roll call.
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My name is Andy.
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Yeah.
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Can't see through the fog.
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Yeah.
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Can you see?
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Yeah.
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The Nardong.
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Roll call.
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Shibuya, ya, ya, Shibuya, roll call!
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Oh, you guys, you guys, check this guy out.
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What?
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Hey!
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Oh!
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Nice!
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Hey, I'm Dwight!
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Dwight, catch up with him!
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Catch up with him!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Thanks.
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Playing a little hooky from work today.
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Oh my god.
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Everybody, hang on!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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High!
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Jim, take the wheel!
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What?
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Take it!
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What?
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Just take the wheel!
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What are you doing?
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Are you insane?
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You're gonna get killed!
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Don't worry about me!
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Take care of them!
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Get them!
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Pies!
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Don't close that stand!
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Thanks, Dwight.
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I rolled on a rock.
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You may be asking yourself, what am I doing on a trampoline?
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Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while, relieve some stress, and then move on with my day.
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Not.
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Here's a plan.
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Dwight is going to gather all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys, and we're going to have another safety seminar.
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Only this time, where's Michael?
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Oh, my God!
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He is on the roof!
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Now I have got their attention.
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I tell them about the cold hard facts of depression.
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And then I say, hey, you ever seen a suicide?
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And I jump.
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And they freak out.
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And they get to see the dangers of depression with their own eyes.
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Nice side note, they might think, hey, I should have been nicer to Michael.
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But that's not why I'm doing this.
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And then I land on the trampoline, take a couple extra bounces for fun.
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I climb off, walk around the corner.
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Ta-freaking-da!
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Some applause, maybe some tears, but they never doubt the dangers of the office ever again.
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Maybe later I find some money on the street.
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Not a bad day.
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What do you think?
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You know, guys, I recently learned some pretty cool stuff about the difference between feeling something and acting on that thing.
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Can you tell Andy to focus on the springs, please?
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Yeah.
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Drew?
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Yes, bosses.
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You know, Drew, why don't you go inside?
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Dwight, come here.
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Where should we put this?
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Okay, uh, turn around and do a broad jump for me on go.
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Ready?
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Go!
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One missus...
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Okay, you went that far on a one missus.
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Ippie would take you to here.
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This trajectory times the propulsion from your quadriceps would be about three missus Ippie,
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maybe three and a quarter.
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So one missus correct Ippie to Mississippi three Mississippi e Right here.
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Okay, good.
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Thank you I'll take our time do this right Ready let's do it drop that sucker Yeah!
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Bingo!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Bingo!
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Deactivate the car alarm, clean up the mess.
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Okay.
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Find out whose car that is.
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If it's Stan Lee's, call the offices of James P.
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Albini.
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See if he handles hate crimes.
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Got it.
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Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the bailer.
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We're not allowed to use the bailer.
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Have Patch do it or the Sea Monster.
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I'm on it.
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Hit it.
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Come on, hurry up, you guys!
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My life!
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Oh, my life.
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Michael, what's wrong?
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Everything's wrong.
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The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression.
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Depression?
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Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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Depression is a very serious illness over 32,000 people commit suicide every year,
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according to a 2004 study.
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Is that the last year the data was available?
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Yes.
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My head is in such pain and turmoil.
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Don't do anything rash.
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Dwight, where are the warehouse guys?
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I didn't...
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I didn't think you needed them for this part.
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Okay.
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That's...
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You said to just...
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That's the whole point, dummy.
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That's the whole point, dummy.
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Okay, I'm on it.
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Okay?
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Ooh, brownies.
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I'm taking two so I can parcel them up and eat them at my leisure later on, much healthier.
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You're taking two?
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Yeah, but one of them is for Tubby.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you send that to him in Costa Rica?
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I'm just gonna hand it to him right now.
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Okay, weirdo.
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Why is that weird?
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She said she's gonna give it to him right now.
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She's probably going to, because they sit next to each other.
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Yeah, they're used to.
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Toby works here again.
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Oh, can you imagine?
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Oh, no. Oh.
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You don't know.
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I don't know.
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What?
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You should probably just meander back there.
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Take a look.
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See if he's back.
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Dare I?
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You know what?
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I'm going to.
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For old time's sake.
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Great practical joke, Jim.
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You got me to go to the annex.
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No!
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God!
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No!
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God, please, no!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You know, it's funny.
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I used to stand in here and wish I was out there.
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Now I'm out there and I wish I was in here.
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Well, the grass is always greener.
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Yeah, except there's no grass out there.
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It's just a farty dirt patch.
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Well, that's what you wanted.
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I really need my job back.
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We made a terrible mistake here.
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For the record, I fought this, all right?
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And now, I'm not really sure what we do.
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We make a poster that says, Happy Opposite Day, and she sees it on the way out.
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That's stupid.
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Oh, I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights for Men in Black, just...
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Hey, what was that movie where their boss their boss was within earshot, and they could have just gone and talked to her.
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Lethal weapon?
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That's it.
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I think we should do it the lethal weapon way.
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You two are grown-ass men.
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What do I have to do, fire you and get two people in here who don't need so much management?
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Joe, I am a man of few words.
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I don't mince words.
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I try to use as few words as possible to express an idea or a thought or a concept.
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Along those lines, I try...
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Joe, we made a mistake.
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I...
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I hate to say this, but I hate being a manager.
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I only did it because I thought it was the responsible thing to do, but the truth is, if I can make more money as a salesman, I'd like to do that, please.
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And what I don't understand is that I am a great manager and a great salesman.
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So, what I'm saying...
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Michael's saying that he's better at being a manager, and I agree.
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I'm just...
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Because he's a better people person, weirdly.
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And weirdly, I'm a good dog person.
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Right, guys?
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See?
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They love me.
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Fine.
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I don't care which one of you does which job.
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Just stop meeting with me to talk about it.
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All right.
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All right.
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Oh, I gotta take this.
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Yep.
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Finish walking my dogs for me.
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And don't ride them.
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A lot of people try to ride them.
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Oh, smells good in here.
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Sure does.
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Okay, we have your space heater, your humidifier, your dehumidifier, your fan, your foot fan, and your food dehydrator.
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Aaron, what about my keyboard?
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Ah.
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So good to be home.
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How about a little bossa nova?
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Oh.
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He looks happy.
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Yep.
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Oh, well, well.
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Hmm.
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Lost for.. what was it?
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Oh, four and a half hours.
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New record.
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Whoa.
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Previous record?
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Henry Rosten.
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Lost for nine years, four months.
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And he only left because he had family matters to attend to, and he...
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What?
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Michael?
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Pete?
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Alice.
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It's been a while, huh?
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Oh, did you two know each other?
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Yeah, we have a history.
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Oh.
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History, wow, okay.
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We dated for two years.
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That's so random.
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Well, is it?
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Andy also hired a management consultant today.
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Oh, no. Hey, Aaron!
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Look who's back!
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The Birdman!
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Hello, beautiful.
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Didn't you two used to do it?
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We absolutely did.
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Thank you for remembering that.
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She's looking good.
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Thank you all for coming in.
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Just wanted to check in.
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How was everyone's day?
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I just wanted to check in.
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How was everyone's day?
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Honestly, it was a little weird.
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Really?
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Hmm, that's interesting, because Aaron and Pete thought it wouldn't be weird at all.
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Why do you think it was weird, Gabe?
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Maybe because you and Aaron used to be an item?
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I still wear Aaron's button bands around the condo sometimes, so it feels to me like we're still in a relationship a lot of the time.
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And Alice, I understand you once dumped Pete.
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Ouch.
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It was an amicable breakup, Andy.
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Okay, while we're rewriting history, you never had a drinking problem.
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It was college.
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That is what you do.
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Yeah, you're also supposed to go to classes, so there's that.
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Hey, Andy, is this at all work-related?
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We'll get to that.
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Gabe, did Erin ever tell you that she loves you?
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No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She wouldn't even let me say it.
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It was adorable.
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She'd plug her ears and scream her heart out.
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Can you stop talking?
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Because every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican.
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I got a tattoo for you.
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I didn't ask you to get that Nike swoosh.
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Nobody did!
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You did that for you!
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Just do it.
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You were the it that I was just doing.
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So you're dating a secretary now?
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Moving up in the world, Pete.
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She's nice to me.
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How's that P.E degree coming?
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That's what he wanted to be.
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His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.
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Well, guess what?
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He could still be a gym teacher.
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In fact, we could all still be gym teachers. So, let's...
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I technically cannot.
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I don't have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.
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Oh, my God.
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What kind of music are you into, Peter?
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Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe.
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Really?
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All kinds?
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So you like songs of hate written by the white knights of the Ku Klux Klan?
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No!
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Erin, are you even hearing this?
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Gabe, he didn't even say that.
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He's not a very sophisticated man.
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I mean, he can't use chopsticks, so do I need to say anything else?
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Erin, I've been to Japan.
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I know how to use chopsticks so well.
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Come back.
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One night.
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Give me one night with you.
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I've shaped everything.
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I don't want you to shape everything.
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I wasted two years of my life on you.
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You realize that, right?
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I just want to be real clear that chopsticks is not the measure of a man.
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I am as smooth as a porpoise for you.
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Why don't you say at the beginning, this isn't really going that well.
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Just shovel his sashimi into his mouth at the support.
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All right, all right, yes.
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That is a legitimate question.
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Does making Aaron and Pete feel bad make me feel better?
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He's a simian fool and he's...
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it does.
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Let's try a little social experiment here.
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Raise your hands if you like to buy things.
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Okay, I see some people who like to buy things.
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You're it.
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You are the reason that this world rolls along.
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Give yourselves a round of applause.
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Say you want to start a business.
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And business is all about buying and selling, is it not?
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So say you want to sell lemonade or stickers.
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Something you have to keep in mind.
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You must, and you might want to jot this down,
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you must sell the stickers for more than you bought the stickers for.
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Okay, I'm seeing some confused faces out there.
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Let me slow down a little bit, break this down.
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Okay.
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The more stickers you sell, the more profit, fancy word for money, you have to buy PlayStations and Beanie Babies.
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Michael, what we normally do here is more of a question and answer thing.
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Well, okay, I'm just kind of getting going.
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Yeah, I know.
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All right, okay, well, we can do questions.
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Okay, very good, first hand up.
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Sir, as a company that primarily distributes paper, how have you adapted your business model to function in an increasingly paperless world?
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We can't overestimate the value of computers.
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Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny emails.
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But real business is done on paper, okay?
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Write that down.
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Business models are just that.
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They are models.
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They are not real life.
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I used to make models when I was a kid.
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I'd glue them together.
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I couldn't ride them around, because they were this big, and they were made of plastic.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Okay.
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Uh, what percentage of gross profits does Dunder Mifflin typically invest in research and development?
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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See, in my line of work, that is what we refer to as gobbledygook.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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What are some of the public relations challenges facing an industry that pollutes the environment while destroying trees?
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Well, for one, our company is a very green company.
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We use all recyclable toilet paper, which, if you've ever met some of our employees, is a huge, huge savings.
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This woman named Phyllis and Kevin in particular, Kevin uses our recyclable toilet paper all too often.
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And, frankly, we do cut down trees, but trees are a renewable resource,
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which is something you can't say about oil.
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Oil just doesn't grow on trees.
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What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain?
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I say you will miss our service, and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back.
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Has anyone ever come back?
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We don't want them back.
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They're stupid.
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How far has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?
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Nice try.
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How's your Pollux's one index?
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What?
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Thanks, Kowalski.
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Um, can we get back on track here?
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How do you sustain morale in a business with no future?
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I take issue with that premise.
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That's a thing, and that's something that all of you should remember.
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When you're in the business world, you can't always make people like you happy,
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because there's always gonna be one jerk who's just getting under your skin and wanting something for nothing.
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Not to say that you're a jerk, but people who ask questions like you just did are.
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By your own employees' calculation, you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years.
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Wait, Ryan said that?
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Thank you.

Cose che imparerai con questo video

Questo dialogo è una vera gemma per la pratica di conversazione in inglese, perché ti aiuta a sviluppare due abilità cruciali: la capacità di seguire un discorso spontaneo con pause e interruzioni, e la tecnica di usare espressioni colloquiali per creare connessione. Ad esempio, frasi come "Only really good friends show up early" insegnano a strutturare argomenti in modo semplice ma efficace, mentre le battute ironiche ("the sun beating down on the mayonnaise") ti insegnano a usare il tono per trasmettere emozioni. Tutte queste competenze sono perfette per il shadowing in inglese, perché il ritmo è veloce ma comprensibile.

Ascolta questi suoni chiave

Nel video, la lingua connessa (connected speech) è ovvia: frasi come "Ergo de facto" vengono pronunciate quasi come una parola sola ("ergode facto"), e "you know what" si riduce a "y'know what". Nota anche le linkature tra le parole: "it's polite to arrive" diventa "it's polite t'arrive", e "I can read you like a book" si trasforma in "I can read ya like a book". Queste riduzioni sono fondamentali per capire il inglese parlato, e esercitarlle con il shadow speech ti aiuterà a non perdere il filo nelle conversazioni reali.

Parla come un madrelingua

Per imitare il ritmo e l'accento dei parlanti, concentra ti sulla stressazione: nelle frasi come "Become a really good friend", la parola "really" è accentuata per dare enfasi, mentre "good" è leggermente più debole. Inoltre, le pause brevi dopo le domande ("Oh! Uh, potato salad?") creano un flusso naturale. Usa il shadowspeak: ripeti le frasi immediatamente dopo il video, cercando di copiare non solo le parole ma anche il tono e le pause. Questo esercizio migliorerà la tua fluidità e ti farà sentire più confidente nella pratica di conversazione in inglese. Ricorda: il segreto è non forzare, ma seguire il flusso spontaneo del dialogo.

La grammatica di questo video

Le strutture che chi parla usa di più, con le parole esatte del video:

StrutturaNel video
“Used to” used to + verbo — un’abitudine o uno stato passato che non è più veroused to stand · used to do · used to be
Present perfect have/has + participio passato — un’azione passata che conta ancora adessohas caused · I've been · I've shaped
Forma passiva be + participio passato — conta ciò che accade, non chi lo faare grown · is done · were made
Frasi relative who / which + frase — un’informazione in più su una persona o una cosapeople who like · people who ask

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.

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