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Any doctors here?
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Any good doctors?
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Any doctors?
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You're a doctor?
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He's a gynecologist.
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You're a gynecologist?
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I like how hard your lady is laughing.
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She's like, oh my God, I never thought it was going to come out in public.
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I wonder if we're a gynecologist, because for my own life, Like, I'm a comedian.
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I have a long day at work.
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I do comedy.
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When I go home, I don't feel like doing comedy anymore.
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I'm just curious.
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When you go home, do you still feel like being a doctor?
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I mean, playing doctor?
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Oh, my God.
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She's laughing so hard.
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because she knows he's not even good at his job.
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It's been a long time, and he still hasn't been able to figure that out.
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What do you do in the politics?
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IRS.
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IRS.
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IRS.
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You know, everybody in here, not one person pays their taxes right.
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Except one person.
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Now we have one person.
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He is IRS himself.
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Buddy, make sure you come see me after the show.
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Everybody hates paying tax, especially Iranians.
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And we have probably ways to get around it that you don't even know.
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But if you give us a little advice, maybe we'll give you a few back.
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Can you give us a short little advice that we can learn from you, yeah?
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Just pay your taxes.
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Did anybody ask you?
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Audit him for the rest of his life, every day, for taking your moment away.
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Just pay your taxes.
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No shit, asshole.
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We want to learn something here.
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you pay your taxes but we're all gonna learn some new and we're gonna pay some of our taxes why do we have to pay all of the taxes
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what do you do sexologist
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i'm sure we all can learn a lot from you are you a doctor clinical psychologist okay so this is gets deeper huh is sexologists for the psychos
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what do you do like you get there like okay psychologically your dick is getting hard please natalie it's fascinating tell us what happens
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men have the biggest problem with the others that's what i said i figured okay Somebody said, oh my gosh.
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Who said that?
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The Bulgarian?
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With a big boyfriend?
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Dude, go see the doctor.
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Why you lose the erection?
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Any advice for that?
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Any client who has a baby's girlfriend or something, why you lose the erection?
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The problem is with his mother.
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The problem is your mother, dude.
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Guys, now we know what to say in the bedroom, right?
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We say it's my mother's fault.
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This is crazy.
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Natalie, you rock.
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And what about the women?
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They're just perfect.
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Women cannot have an orgasm.
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They can...
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Oh!
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Ah, ah, ah!
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What happened, your mother?
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Oh, you're...
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Ask her, what?
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Ask her, what?
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What about?
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What should I ask?
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Oh, you know her?
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Yes.
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So, oh, you're talking about her?
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Why only...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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What's your name?
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Yeah, you, yeah, yeah, blue shirt, yeah.
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Aaron.
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Aaron?
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Yeah.
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Are you friends with these guys?
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I'm a token white guy.
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They look like the most degenerate Persians of Dallas.
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They don't look trustworthy at all.
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They look shady, man.
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And he's like, yes, they are shady.
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This is what I love about white people.
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He tells it, yes, they are shady.
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Oh my God, how did you know?
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They do a lot of illegal things in the community.
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He was telling me he doesn't pay his taxes.
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Nobody here pays taxes.
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You and him, the only one.
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And you both wear blue shirts.
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How did you guys meet?
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I met him at a bar.
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See, the person guy has to tell.
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Eric goes, oh.
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Do I tell the truth?
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And the person goes, I got this.
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I lie.
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I know.
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Man, people are at the ball, okay?
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What do you do here in Dallas now?
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I live here and I work in California.
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Oh, you live here and you work in California.
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You sound shadier and shadier as we go.
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Who the f***?
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Who does that, you know?
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You work there, but you're like, what is your job there?
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Healthcare industry.
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Healthcare industry?
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So you smuggle drugs?
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And Aaron, what do you do?
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Pilot.
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You're a pilot?
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Yeah.
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Oh shit, what airline?
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Not an airline.
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So you smuggle the drugs for him on your private plane.
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Now we're understanding.
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Eric, what do you do?
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Tell me you're a f***ing lawyer.
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Finance!
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Thank you very much for paying for the operation.
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Of course, they would bring the finance guy.
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Which bar you guys hang out at?
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Shady.
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I work in Cali, but I live in Dallas.
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Nobody does that shit, bro.
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You from India?
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Yeah buddy, what's your name?
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My name is Iben.
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Iben, nice to meet you.
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Are you filming this for insurance purposes?
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You're a young dude.
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You came by yourself too?
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Yes.
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Yeah?
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What do you do?
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I'm a pilot.
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You're a pilot?
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Yes.
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Really?
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This is a fascinating show.
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What kind of planes do you fly?
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I'm a private pilot.
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A private plane?
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A private pilot.
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A private pilot.
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A private pilot.
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For private planes?
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I'm actually training right now.
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You're training?
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Bitch, you ain't a pilot yet.
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You fly those little ass like propeller shit.
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Every day you just like go to the propeller.
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Okay, let's go fly in a friendly sky.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I've never heard a pilot that's Indian.
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That's some racist shit.
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Think about it.
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I've never been on any plane.
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Go, Hey dog, how are you?
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This is your pilot Roger speaking.
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How you doing everybody?
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Very good day, very good day, very good day, very happy day.
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Oh, we have some chicken masala for you.
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What do you do?
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I'm a sex and intimacy coach.
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sex and intimacy coach so how do you do it in person like do you show up to their house they're like okay warm up coaches here
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coaches here let's go he's like go he's timing Again?
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I know a lot of you guys in here are like, I'm a professional.
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You're not.
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If you want to find out, tell your woman to tell you the truth.
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So, give me a number.
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How many sex toys you have?
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A lot?
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A whole closet, huh?
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Yes, yes.
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Dildos, you have to be open-minded.
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men women it doesn't matter use it use it uh i don't know use it as a weapon maybe in the kitchen use it for the dough
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dildos are very very important you know because you guys in this country you're not allowed to have guns right but if you keep a dildo in your house and the robber happened to be from the middle East.
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He's like, I will kill you.
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And you would pull out the dildo.
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Motherfucker, I got you.
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The guy would run like a bitch.
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Oh, astaghfirullah, let's go.
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He has a dick.
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He's coming with a dick.
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Brian, and you're married to an Iranian?
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No.
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No?
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You're here by yourself?
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You're here?
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Oh, you're dating an Iranian.
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Oh, okay.
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You don't need to be an asshole about it.
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Nobody says, no, no, no, no, no.
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Your cheeks don't need to vibrate.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You sound like a fun guy.
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You got a great attitude.
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I like that.
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What do you do?
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Psychologist.
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Psychologist.
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Oh, she needs you.
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You guys are made in heaven.
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I really hope it works out.
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And what do you do?
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I'm a genius.
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You're a genius.
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You definitely need a psychologist, honey.
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See, in the history of all geniuses in the world, they've never themselves said, I am genius.
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See, other people identify who's a genius.
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Brian, what do you think?
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Huh?
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She is a genius.
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She is a genius.
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You just try to get laid.
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But the thing is, the truth is, you don't introduce yourself as a genius.
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I'm sure she's a genius, yeah?
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But socially, even geniuses are genius enough to know that you don't say that, I am genius.
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Because they're such geniuses that they know that shit is not okay to say.
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See, it's a genius thing to do, not to say I'm genius.
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I don't know how to explain this.
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And what kind of genius?
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Like in what format you're a genius?
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Brian, don't help her.
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I'm working for Apple.
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You work for Apple.
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Okay.
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Okay, relax.
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We don't know what she's doing.
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Calm down.
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Maybe she's customers there.
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What can I do for you?
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Okay.
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Thank you for calling Apple.
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Oh, is that the phone?
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Okay, turn off your phone.
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Turn it on.
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Oh, it didn't work?
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Let me give you to the engineer.
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Maybe that's the shit she does.
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Let me find out what she does for Apple.
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They get tricked really easy.
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You work for 911?
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No!
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This is the lady we're calling.
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Hi!
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Please send the police!
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What's the matter?
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I'm getting robbed!
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Does he have a gun?
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No, he's got a knife!
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Well, okay then.
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You'll be just fine.
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The cops are on their way.
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They'll be there tomorrow morning.
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That's a tough job, seriously.
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Give her a big round of applause.
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This woman saves lives.
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Tammy, tell us one of your stories.
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One of your crazy calls.
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I've had people call and ask what the number is to 911.
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You know what, 911?
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Yes, how can I help you?
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What's the number for emergency?
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911.
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I know, I called 911.
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I want the emergency card.
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It's 911.
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I called 911!
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What is the 911 for the 911?
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It's 911.
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Oh, it's 911?
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Okay, I call you when I have emergency.
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What do you do?
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I'm an engineer.
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I belong to...
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Ah, that's beautiful.
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So you're an engineer and you worked on...
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B1B bomber.
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Yeah, the bomber.
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Yeah, the f***ing bomber.
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Bomber.
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You work for the government?
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I support the U.S.
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Air Force.
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Oh, of course you do.
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Oh, f***.
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I'm sure you love what you're doing.
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Who's single?
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Clap, let me see how many single people here.
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Clap.
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Oh, that guy right there, he's like, I am Habibi, I am single.
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And he brought his phone out, he's like, I am gonna record for evidence.
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What do you do?
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It's very important.
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Security.
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Security, for what?
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The club.
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The club?
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The nightclub?
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You work at a nightclub and you cannot find a girl?
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Musawa, check the situation.
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There is a problem.
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The guy works at a nightclub.
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The girls line up to get in.
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And you cannot talk to any of these girls, man.
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Man, big problem.
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You should go gay.
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Look, Musawa is like, I am filming this.
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I don't know what to do now.
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Good morning, everybody knows.
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Informazioni su questa lezione

In questa lezione trarremo ispirazione da uno spettacolo comico di Max Amini, dove l'umorismo si intreccia con diverse professioni divertenti. Praticando con questo materiale, avrai l'opportunità di ascoltare conversazioni informali, approcci creativi all'umorismo e dialoghi che ti aiuteranno a migliorare la pronuncia inglese. L'obiettivo è non solo capire il contenuto, ma anche acquisire la sicurezza necessaria per utilizzare espressioni comiche nella tua pratica di conversazione in inglese.

Vocabolario e Frasi Chiave

  • Gynecologist - ginecologo
  • Sexologist - sessuologo
  • Clinical psychologist - psicologo clinico
  • Taxes - tasse
  • Audit - verifica fiscale
  • Erection - erezione
  • Advice - consiglio
  • Problem - problema

Consigli per la Pratica

Per ottenere il massimo da questa lezione, ti consigliamo di utilizzare la tecnica del shadowspeak. Il ritmo e il tono di Max Amini sono energetici e coinvolgenti, quindi è importante non solo ascoltare, ma anche ripetere immediatamente dopo di lui. Inizia con frasi brevi e cerca di imitare non solo la pronuncia, ma anche l’intonazione e l’espressività che rendono il suo modo di comunicare unico.

Quando pratichi, dedica qualche minuto a:

  • Ascoltare il video senza interruzioni per cogliere l’umorismo e il contesto.
  • Utilizzare la funzione di rallentamento se disponibile, per facilitare la comprensione dei dettagli.
  • Annotare eventuali frasi o vocaboli che ti risultano difficili e riascoltarli più volte.

Alla fine della pratica, prova a riprodurre un breve sketch o una battuta usando il vocabolario appena appreso. Questo non solo arricchirà il tuo lessico, ma contribuirà anche a rendere la tua shadow speech più naturale e divertente. Ricorda, imparare l'inglese con YouTube può essere un'esperienza entusiasmante se la integri con tecniche di apprendimento attivo!

Cos'è la tecnica dello Shadowing?

Shadowing è una tecnica di apprendimento delle lingue supportata da studi scientifici, originariamente sviluppata per la formazione dei traduttori professionisti e resa popolare dal poliglotta Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Il metodo è semplice ma potente: ascolti un audio in inglese di madrelingua e lo ripeti immediatamente ad alta voce — come un'ombra che segue il parlante con un ritardo di solo 1–2 secondi. A differenza dell'ascolto passivo o degli esercizi di grammatica, lo shadowing costringe il tuo cervello e i muscoli della bocca a elaborare e riprodurre simultaneamente i modelli di discorso reale. La ricerca dimostra che migliora significativamente la precisione della pronuncia, l'intonazione, il ritmo, il discorso connesso, la comprensione dell'ascolto e la fluidità del parlato — rendendolo uno dei metodi più efficaci per la preparazione alla prova di speaking dell'IELTS e per la comunicazione reale in inglese.

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