Практика Shadowing: Chris Rock - Women Don't Like Nice Guys - Изучайте разговорный английский по видео

Создание урока...
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Don't know.
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Don't know, don't know, don't know.
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A lot of women here, that's cool.
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I like women.
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Mother's a woman. That helps.
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You know what's bugged?
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Like whenever my female friends start talking about, you know, my boyfriend's crazy.
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I didn't know he was crazy.
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I didn't know he was out of his mind.
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He just flipped.
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Women, if you want to know if your man is crazy or not, just check out his relationship with his mother.
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That's all you got to do.
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Check out his relationship with his mother.
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Because if he's like, hey, mom, fuck you.
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Kiss my ass.
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I don't give a fuck.
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I'll put this foot up your ass.
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If he's like that, then you're next.
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Late to school, late to work.
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Stop.
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Women, women, women, women, women, women, women.
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I know, man.
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The only thing you get the most shit you learn about.
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One thing you learn about women, man.
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Women don't like nice guys.
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Say they do, don't.
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They got to have an asshole first.
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Every woman goes through an asshole phase.
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They got to go up with Ike, then Mike.
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That's right.
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You know what's bad?
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If you're a nice guy like me, you always get women after they've been out with an asshole.
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So now you got to be their boyfriend and their psychiatrist to help them get over their psycho.
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That's right.
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Every 20 minutes of pussy, three hours of therapy.
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You know, it starts in childhood.
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It starts in childhood.
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Little girls like little bad boys.
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Like little boy gives little girl a Valentine's Day card.
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She don't want him.
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She don't want nothing to do with him.
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She wants a little boy to just punch her in the back and ran down the hall.
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Ooh, I love him.
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He's so cute.
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Then you grow up and you marry that same little boy.
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And next thing you know, you're an Oprah going, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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It just ain't right.
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But yo, you picked that man.
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You chose that man.
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You know, you could have had nice boy Roy, but you picked Ass Whoop McGee.
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Oprah, I love Ass Whoop.
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He's a good man.
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In between the assignments, he reads poetry.
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The violets are blue, roses are red.
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Time to kick a bitch in the head.
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and ask what McGee original.
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I don't know, women.
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You know the cool thing about women, I like about women.
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A woman can fall in love with an ugly man and admit it.
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Show him off to all her friends and her family, be the ugliest guy in the world.
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And they'll be so proud of their ugly man, they'll hold his hand, drag him around the place, introduce him to people like, this is Kevin.
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I want you to meet Kevin.
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Kevin, I know he's not that attractive, but he's good to me.
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Men aren't like that.
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A man will never admit to being in love with an ugly woman, okay?
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We'll hide that shit to the death.
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We ain't telling nobody.
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Shit, we could be getting married.
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Hey, man, I heard you getting married.
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Who told you that?
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Don't spread no rumors, all right?
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Some of you women don't know if you're ugly or not.
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Can't give yourself a test.
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Just a little test.
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Don't be scared.
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Yo, if you've been over a guy's house more than four times, been fucked every time and haven't met anybody in the house.
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He don't think you look that good.
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Every time you go over, all you see is one room.
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But I gotta pee.
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Hold it in.
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I know that's men.
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I know that's men.
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Men, we got women who just fuck but won't take out.
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Oh, that's men.
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That's right.
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We got women who just fuck but won't take out.
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For women, y'all just as mean.
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Y'all got men that take you out, but you won't fuck.
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This guy's on dates right now.
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Ain't getting shit.
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So, yeah, I'm gonna loosen her up with a little comedy.
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She's like, ain't nothing that funny.
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And she's like, you can't ha-ha your way into this.
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See, that's the problem with men.
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We always think we can buy sex.
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Like, for taking here, she'll give me some.
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For buying this, she'll give me some.
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Nothing gets you nothing.
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Shit, a woman knows she's going to fuck you within the first five minutes of meeting you.
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Women know on the handshake, they shaking hands like, I'm going to fuck him.
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I hope he don't say nothing stupid.
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That's right.
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Can't say nothing stupid, because women are all about the mood.
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That's right.
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She's in the mood to shut up, let it happen.
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So if you say the wrong thing, them pages are coming up fast and you go, my God, excuse me, what you say?
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I'm telling you, man.
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I don't know.
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Relationships rough.
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Easy to get in one.
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Easy to get in a relationship.
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Hard to maintain.
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You know, like in marriage.
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Marriage to me is not even a natural state to be married for life.
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Anything for life just promotes laziness, okay?
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Marriage shouldn't be for life.
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Marriage should be like a driver's license.
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Five years and renew.
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Shit.
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If I love that fourth year, ooh, it'd be good, man.
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It's rough, man.
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It's hard, man.
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It's hard to maintain a relationship, man.
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Because at some point, no matter who it is, at some point you have heard everything this person has to say.
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You heard it all.
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You know what they get ready to say before they even say it.
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Remember that time?
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Yeah, I remember.
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They ever tell you, yeah, you told me.
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You've heard it all. And then what happens?
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You stop talking.
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Have a breakdown of communication.
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You gotta talk, because women love to talk.
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Women love to talk.
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If they had talking in the Olympics, a man wouldn't stand a chance.
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Women love to talk.
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And fellas, women don't want us to talk to them.
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They just want us to set them up.
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That's all women want you to do.
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If you're in a relationship with a woman, it's like being in a comedy team and you're the straight man.
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Just set her up, feed her lines.
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All the women want you to do is go, how was your day?
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That's all the fuck they want.
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How was your day?
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Because how was your day is a half-hour conversation to a woman.
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It's a whole half-hour.
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And you as the man, the only thing you got to do is go, uh-huh, get out of here.
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Really?
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Get out of here.
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I told you that bitch is crazy.
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But eventually, hey, women, you talk too much.
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You do.
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You gotta learn how to turn it down a little bit.
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You ever notice no man comes straight home?
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No man comes straight home.
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Every man in here has to go somewhere as soon as he gets off work.
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He gotta go drink something, snort something, shoot something in his veins.
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Something to get him ready for the talking that he's about to hear.
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Something to dent in his senses.
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And women, it's not that you talk too much.
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You talk too much soon as we get in the house.
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Soon as we get in the door.
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You ain't gonna believe it.
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Guess what happened to...
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You ain't gonna believe it.
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You ain't gonna believe what happened today, and guess what happened to...
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Hey!
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Let me get in the fucking house!
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Let me give all the foot in there!
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Shit!
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Come on!
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Let me read the paper!
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Let me have something to eat!
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Let me take a shit!
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Damn!
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Y'all gotta go, y'all be cool.
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You've been to a bus station, it's kinda scary.
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People walking around dirty, wearing rags, babbling, shaking, drooling.
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That's why no one ever blows up a bus station.
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Well, you look pretty good tonight.
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Oh, you look great.
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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What are you doing?
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Stevie Lander.

Контекст и предыстория

В этом видео комик Крис Рок делится своими наблюдениями о том, что женщины часто привлекаются к "плохим парням", а не к "хорошим". Он обсуждает, как отношения с матерью формируют поведение мужчин и как это влияет на выбор женщин. Рок использует свой характерный юмор, чтобы показать парадоксы любви и привязанности, делая акцент на том, что многие женщины проходят через "период плохих парней" перед тем, как окажутся с "хорошими". Это видео не только развлекательное, но и предоставляет интересные социологические наблюдения.

Топ-5 фраз для повседневного общения

  • “I didn't know he was crazy.” - Я не знал, что он сумасшедший.
  • “Check out his relationship with his mother.” - Посмотрите на его отношения с матерью.
  • “Women don’t like nice guys.” - Женщины не любят хороших парней.
  • “You picked that man.” - Ты выбрала этого мужчину.
  • “Little girls like little bad boys.” - Маленьким девочкам нравятся маленькие плохие мальчики.

Пошаговое руководство по теневому повторению

Для того чтобы улучшить произношение английского и практиковать разговорный английский, следуйте этому пошаговому руководству по теневому повторению, используя фразы из видео:

  1. Слушайте внимательно: Прослушайте видео несколько раз, чтобы привыкнуть к интонации и ритму Криса Рока.
  2. Выделите предложения: Запишите ключевые фразы, такие как "I didn't know he was crazy." и "Women don’t like nice guys."
  3. Повторяйте за спикером: Используйте метод shadowspeaks, копируя произношение и интонацию Криса. Сфокусируйтесь на каждом слове и фразе.
  4. Сравните и улучшите: Запишите свое произношение и сравните его с оригиналом, обращая внимание на различия.
  5. Применяйте на практике: Используйте выученные фразы в повседневной жизни, чтобы закрепить полученные знания и улучшить свое владение английским.

Следуя этому руководству, вы сможете улучшить произношение английского и наслаждаться процессом изучения языка, используя практику разговорного английского в реальных ситуациях.

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