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My parents got divorced since when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.

So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?

Why, yes, Ross.

Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

You know, in some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility.

You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.

Huh.

Are any of these cultures perchance in the tri-state area?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display.

No. No. No. No. Homo habilis was erect.

Australopithecus was never fully erect.

Well, maybe he was nervous.

Tell him.

Tell him!

Just please tell him!

Tell me what?

Look at you.

You won't even look at him.

Oh, come on.

Tell me.

I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

All right, all right, all right.

Last night, I had a dream that, um, you and I were, uh, doing it on this table.

Wow!

Excellent dream score.

Why would you dream that?

More importantly, was I any good?

Well, you were pretty damn any good.

Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.

Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.

I love it when we share.

You okay there?

I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

I'm sorry.

It was a one-time thing.

I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

Okay, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow.

Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.

Settle what?

The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

You see, King George is giving us the land so now.

The game, Rachel, the game.

You owe us money for the game.

So basically, you get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.

Yeah.

Yes, and I get my ya-ya's from Ikea.

You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it?

This is my favorite part.

Yeah, me too.

You know what's sadder than this?

Bambi.

I cried for three days with that movie.

No, wait, two.

Because on the third day, my mother killed herself, so I was partly crying for that.

Well, see, now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.

You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?

Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

Hold on.

There's something different.

I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

Was that place the sun?

Oh, and it gets worse.

Oh my God, you can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself.

Ross didn't get the annulment.

We are still married.

What?

Oh my God!

Ross!

Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.

Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

I'm so gonna get back at Ross.

Oh, yeah.

This will show him.

Here we go.

What are you doing?

Oh, you'll see my friend.

I'm dead?

I'm so young.

Posting that I died?

That really isn't funny.

Well, how you died was funny.

Oh, please, hit by a blimp?

It kills over one Americans every year.

I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.

It was unbelievable.

We could totally be ourselves.

We didn't have to play any games.

So have you called her yet?

Let her know I like her.

What are you, insane?

Oh, guys.

It's the next day.

How needy do I want to seem?

I'm right.

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Right?

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Oh, yeah.

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Let her dangle.

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Oh.

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I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.

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God, come on.

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Just do it.

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Call her.

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Stop being so testosterone-y.

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Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

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I got her machine.

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Her answer machine?

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No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.

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Boy, do I feel bad.

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Oh, yeah.

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Very bad.

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Chandler, what are you doing?

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Chandler!

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Oh, my God!

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You're smoking again?

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Well, actually yesterday I was smoking again.

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Today I'm...

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I'm smoking still.

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But why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?

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I'm telling you, this is just like my parents' divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.

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Weren't you nine?

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Yeah.

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I'm telling you something, that, uh, first smoke after nap time.

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Oh, that's great.

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With my luck, that's gonna be him.

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Him?

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Him, Ross?

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Nope.

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Him, uh, 253.

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His eyes are on the sparrow.

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My parents got divorced since when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.

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Hey, anybody know a good tailor?

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You need some clothes altered?

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No, no. I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.

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Why don't you go see Frankie?

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My family's been going to him forever.

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He did my first suit when I was 15.

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No, wait.

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16. No. Excuse me.

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15. All right, when was 1990?

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Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance.

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What are we gonna do?

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What are we gonna do?

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Uh, uh, we'll flip for it.

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Ducks or clowns?

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Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?

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You got a better idea?

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All right, call it in here.

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Heads.

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Heads it is.

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Yes.

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Whew.

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We have to assign heads to something.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Okay, uh, ducks is heads because ducks have heads.

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What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

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There she is.

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Some girl ate Monica.

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Shut up.

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The camera adds ten pounds.

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So how many cameras are actually on you? Can you hear anything?

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Oh, yeah, somebody just said, can you hear anything?

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Hey, Joey's ass.

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What are you doing?

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Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up

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and we were all stuck in here all night with no food or anything?

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Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again.

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You know?

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So I hid this in here.

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Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles?

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Oh, bad lips.

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Mine.

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Condoms?

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You don't know how long we're gonna be in here.

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We may have to repopulate the Earth.

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And condoms are the way to do that.

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Come on, Chandler.

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I want this part so much.

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Just one kiss.

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I won't tell him.

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Joey, no means no. Hey!

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I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep.

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Guys, guess what?

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Guess what?

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Guess what?

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Uh, okay, the fifth dentist caved, now they're all recommending Trident?

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Thank you guys for having us over.

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Oh, yeah, this is fun couples night.

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I don't know why we don't hang out with married couples more often.

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Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.

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You mean that Portuguese couple?

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Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.

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Hey, you guys, I have great news.

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Ross, we're kind of in the middle of dinner here.

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Oh, well, uh, I already ate, but sure.

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Guess what happened at work today?

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A dinosaur died a million years ago?

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Try 65 million years ago, and then try shh.

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So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.

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I know it's tough now, but things will get better.

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How do you know that?

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What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?

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I'm not great at the advice.

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Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Some cheese.

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Okay.

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Maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.

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Oh, yeah?

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Hi, Ken Adams.

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Nice to meet you.

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Regina Falangi.

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I just don't get it.

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We didn't do anything wrong.

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I know.

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Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes.

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I thought you said those jokes were funny.

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Joke, joke, joke, joke.

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Joke, joke, bleh, bleh.

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Well, maybe it was all of your questions.

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What about my questions?

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The sheer volume.

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It was like flying with the Riddler.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

229

Was that another joke?

230

Was that another question?

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Hey, I got you a present!

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Oh, my goodness.

233

Where did you hide it?

234

I got it for your wedding, and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here.

235

Phoebs, you didn't have to get us anything for our wedding.

236

You already did something.

237

I love it!

238

It's huge!

239

Let's open it!

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Open it!

241

It's the Miz Passman machine!

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Oh, my God!

243

I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it here for now.

244

Oh, well, maybe we did put it in the guest bedroom.

245

Yeah, okay.

246

I kinda like it here.

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Hey.

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You look great.

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Me too.

250

I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.

251

You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.

252

What did we say was your one gift to us?

253

No stupid jokes, but I thought that was for the actual wedding.

254

Rehearse it.

255

What a small world.

256

And yet I never run into Beyoncé.

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Hi.

258

Hi.

259

What's wrong, buddy?

260

Someone at work ate my sandwich.

261

Well, what did the police say?

262

My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.

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I can't believe someone just ate it.

264

Ross, it's just a sandwich.

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Just a sandwich?

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Look, I am 30 years old, okay?

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I'm gonna be divorced twice and I just got evicted.

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That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life.

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Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life.

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Okay, look, I have enough stuff for one more sandwich.

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I mean, I was gonna eat it myself, but... That would be incredible.

272

Thank you so much.

273

I still can't believe someone ate it.

274

I mean, look, I left a note and everything.

275

Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

277

Ross Geller's lunch.

278

Ross Geller's lunch who?

279

Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me, okay?

280

I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.

281

Okay, look, you want to hold on to your food?

282

You got to scare people off.

283

I learned that living on the street.

284

Really?

285

So, so what would you say, Pheebs?

286

Stuff like, uh, keep your mitts off my grub.

287

Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?

288

I guess this is it.

289

Yeah.

290

I guess so.

291

This is harder than I thought it would be.

292

It's gonna be okay.

293

Okay.

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Okay.

295

Well, do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?

296

We got some time.

297

Okay, should we get some coffee?

298

Sure.

299

Okay. Where?

300

Thank you.

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