ฝึกพูดภาษาอังกฤษด้วยเทคนิค Shadowing จากวิดีโอ: 【中英】老友記/六人行 錢德勒（Chandler Bing）笑話合集
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My parents got divorced since when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.
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My parents got divorced since when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.
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So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
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Why, yes, Ross.
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Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
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You know, in some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility.
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You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
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Huh.
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Are any of these cultures perchance in the tri-state area?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display.
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No. No. No. No. Homo habilis was erect.
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Australopithecus was never fully erect.
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Well, maybe he was nervous.
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Tell him.
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Tell him!
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Tell him!
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Tell him!
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Just please tell him!
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Tell me what?
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Look at you.
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You won't even look at him.
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Oh, come on.
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Tell me.
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I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Last night, I had a dream that, um, you and I were, uh, doing it on this table.
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Wow!
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Excellent dream score.
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Why would you dream that?
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More importantly, was I any good?
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Well, you were pretty damn any good.
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Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
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Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.
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I love it when we share.
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You okay there?
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I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
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I'm sorry.
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It was a one-time thing.
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I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.
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Okay, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow.
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Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
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Settle what?
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The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
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You see, King George is giving us the land so now.
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The game, Rachel, the game.
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You owe us money for the game.
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So basically, you get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.
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Yeah.
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Yes, and I get my ya-ya's from Ikea.
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You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
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How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
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Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it?
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This is my favorite part.
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Yeah, me too.
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You know what's sadder than this?
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Bambi.
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I cried for three days with that movie.
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No, wait, two.
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Because on the third day, my mother killed herself, so I was partly crying for that.
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Well, see, now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.
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You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
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Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
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Hold on.
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There's something different.
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I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
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Was that place the sun?
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Oh, and it gets worse.
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Oh my God, you can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself.
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Ross didn't get the annulment.
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We are still married.
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What?
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Oh my God!
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Ross!
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Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
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Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?
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I'm so gonna get back at Ross.
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Oh, yeah.
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This will show him.
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Here we go.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, you'll see my friend.
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I'm dead?
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I'm so young.
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Posting that I died?
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That really isn't funny.
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Well, how you died was funny.
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Oh, please, hit by a blimp?
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It kills over one Americans every year.
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I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
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It was unbelievable.
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We could totally be ourselves.
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We didn't have to play any games.
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So have you called her yet?
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Let her know I like her.
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What are you, insane?
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Oh, guys.
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It's the next day.
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How needy do I want to seem?
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I'm right.
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Right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Let her dangle.
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Oh.
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I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
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God, come on.
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Just do it.
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Call her.
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Stop being so testosterone-y.
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Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.
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I got her machine.
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Her answer machine?
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No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
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Boy, do I feel bad.
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Oh, yeah.
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Very bad.
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Chandler, what are you doing?
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Chandler!
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Oh, my God!
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You're smoking again?
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Well, actually yesterday I was smoking again.
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Today I'm...
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I'm smoking still.
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But why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
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I'm telling you, this is just like my parents' divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.
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Weren't you nine?
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Yeah.
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I'm telling you something, that, uh, first smoke after nap time.
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Oh, that's great.
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With my luck, that's gonna be him.
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Him?
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Him, Ross?
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Nope.
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Him, uh, 253.
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His eyes are on the sparrow.
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My parents got divorced since when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.
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Hey, anybody know a good tailor?
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You need some clothes altered?
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No, no. I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
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Why don't you go see Frankie?
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My family's been going to him forever.
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He did my first suit when I was 15.
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No, wait.
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16. No. Excuse me.
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15. All right, when was 1990?
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Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance.
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What are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
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Uh, uh, we'll flip for it.
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Ducks or clowns?
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Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
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You got a better idea?
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All right, call it in here.
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Heads.
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Heads it is.
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Yes.
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Whew.
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We have to assign heads to something.
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Right.
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Okay.
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Okay, uh, ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
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What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
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There she is.
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Some girl ate Monica.
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Shut up.
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The camera adds ten pounds.
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So how many cameras are actually on you? Can you hear anything?
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Oh, yeah, somebody just said, can you hear anything?
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Hey, Joey's ass.
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What are you doing?
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Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up
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and we were all stuck in here all night with no food or anything?
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Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again.
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You know?
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So I hid this in here.
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Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles?
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Oh, bad lips.
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Mine.
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Condoms?
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You don't know how long we're gonna be in here.
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We may have to repopulate the Earth.
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And condoms are the way to do that.
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Come on, Chandler.
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I want this part so much.
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Just one kiss.
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I won't tell him.
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Joey, no means no. Hey!
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I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep.
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Guys, guess what?
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Guess what?
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Guess what?
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Uh, okay, the fifth dentist caved, now they're all recommending Trident?
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Thank you guys for having us over.
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Oh, yeah, this is fun couples night.
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I don't know why we don't hang out with married couples more often.
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Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
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You mean that Portuguese couple?
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Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.
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Hey, you guys, I have great news.
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Ross, we're kind of in the middle of dinner here.
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Oh, well, uh, I already ate, but sure.
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Guess what happened at work today?
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A dinosaur died a million years ago?
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Try 65 million years ago, and then try shh.
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So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.
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I know it's tough now, but things will get better.
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How do you know that?
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What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?
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I'm not great at the advice.
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Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Some cheese.
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Okay.
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Maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hi, Ken Adams.
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Nice to meet you.
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Regina Falangi.
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I just don't get it.
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We didn't do anything wrong.
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I know.
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Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes.
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I thought you said those jokes were funny.
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Joke, joke, joke, joke.
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Joke, joke, bleh, bleh.
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Well, maybe it was all of your questions.
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What about my questions?
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The sheer volume.
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It was like flying with the Riddler.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was that another joke?
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Was that another question?
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Hey, I got you a present!
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Oh, my goodness.
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Where did you hide it?
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I got it for your wedding, and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here.
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Phoebs, you didn't have to get us anything for our wedding.
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You already did something.
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I love it!
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It's huge!
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Let's open it!
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Open it!
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It's the Miz Passman machine!
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Oh, my God!
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I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it here for now.
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Oh, well, maybe we did put it in the guest bedroom.
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Yeah, okay.
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I kinda like it here.
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Hey.
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You look great.
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Me too.
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I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
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What did we say was your one gift to us?
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No stupid jokes, but I thought that was for the actual wedding.
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Rehearse it.
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What a small world.
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And yet I never run into Beyoncé.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What's wrong, buddy?
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.
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Well, what did the police say?
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My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.
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I can't believe someone just ate it.
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Ross, it's just a sandwich.
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Just a sandwich?
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Look, I am 30 years old, okay?
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I'm gonna be divorced twice and I just got evicted.
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That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life.
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Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life.
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Okay, look, I have enough stuff for one more sandwich.
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I mean, I was gonna eat it myself, but... That would be incredible.
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Thank you so much.
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I still can't believe someone ate it.
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I mean, look, I left a note and everything.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Ross Geller's lunch.
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Ross Geller's lunch who?
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Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me, okay?
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I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.
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Okay, look, you want to hold on to your food?
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You got to scare people off.
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I learned that living on the street.
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Really?
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So, so what would you say, Pheebs?
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Stuff like, uh, keep your mitts off my grub.
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Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?
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I guess this is it.
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Yeah.
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I guess so.
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This is harder than I thought it would be.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
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We got some time.
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Okay, should we get some coffee?
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Sure.
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Okay. Where?
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Thank you.
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