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Now, if you don't mind, also give me a round of applause, because I am a huge introvert,

and I left the house for this today, so...

I did my wordle, and then I came on in, so...

Yes, the introverts, they are my people.

Sometimes I'll even ask by round of applause, you know, where the other introverts are in the room, and...

That got it.

Nailed it.

Just a one solitary clap.

That was it.

And they are probably heading home right now.

Just, that was, I was like, I overdid it.

That was exhausting.

I shouldn't have done that.

I know, I know, my people aren't going to applaud.

I know this.

They might give me like half a head nod, and then we're going to look right back at our shoes where it's safe.

That is what my people do.

But I feel like as an introvert and a comic,

I have just the pleasure of sharing with the extroverts what the introverts have been talking about, you know?

Talking is kind of a strong word, I think.

But I mean, we have a group text, all right?

That's what we have but here's here's just something that we

that i i feel like i'd like to share with you guys

that most introverts uh can agree with and that is that uh we miss covid you guys we

that was the golden age of being that was our normandy you guys that we

We stormed that beach, and then we went home for three years.

And we would do it again.

Absolutely.

We would.

Now, one thing, as an introvert, I will tell you this.

I try to treat everybody the way I want to be treated.

You know, it's kind of, it's the golden rule.

That wasn't the punchline yet, but we'll get to it.

It doesn't even matter to me

if you are the CEO of a fortune 500 company

or just a homeless person on the side of the road

you know I am NOT gonna talk to either of you

probably should have led with that actually I really tried to spin

that into a noble cause but

that didn't work I think as an introvert I'm pretty comfortable with most things about it

but there's one thing I do not like and that is confrontation.

I avoid confrontation at all costs.

You know, if there is somebody mad at me or who does not like me at work,

I would rather go find a new job than ever have a conversation about it.

I would.

I'll be at the next job interview, and they'll ask me why I left that last job.

And I'll just be like,

well, I accidentally reheated salmon in the microwave and there were some people

that did not like that I'll tell you that

and I am just here for a fresh start here's how much

I know I don't like confrontation I was dating a girl in college

and I didn't think things were going well I thought it would be best

if we just went our own separate ways and saw other people

and i i sat her down and i told her that

and she looked back at me and said nah i don't think so

i'm gonna be honest i did not know that was an option

that had never been an option when the roles were reversed

but because i don't like confrontation i just went along with it and earlier this year we celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary

i don't know why you're applauding that is a cry for help

I have been in a hostage situation that I cannot get out of.

I could not be blinking any faster.

I need help.

No, it's fine.

I think there's probably plenty of times in the last 25 years where she's thought to herself,

I probably should have let him break up with me.

That is on me, you know?

We've made it.

We have made it so far.

I know a lot of comics, they'll get up and talk about all the wonderful things they have done in life, and I cannot do that.

I have lived a boring life.

I do not have a lot of accomplishments to talk about.

I have still never seen an episode of Game of Thrones.

Largely because I don't want to get caught using somebody's HBO Max password.

I don't need that kind of pressure in my life right now.

I don't.

I went to private school, so I learned entitlement at a really young age.

I did that.

I think maybe one of the edgiest things I've ever done.

I have finished every round of antibiotic I've ever been prescribed.

That is as exciting as my life gets.

my my high schooler and i though we're the same size

so we can share clothes which i think is really awesome

because it saves us money it is just a lot more embarrassing for her but

but we can do it we can uh something else about me

i i just want you guys to feel safe i have never been arrested um

and i don't i don't even i don't say

that to brag i know my own limitations you know

i do i i think about consequences all the time

i am not prison material you guys i i i know

this although i i've had friends say no you you you are prison material

and i don't know why they have to say that with such a big smile on their face

I don't like their tone, actually.

I think I should have better friends than that, you know?

But I haven't, I have never been arrested.

Although in sixth grade, some friends dared me to steal a candy bar with them from a gas station.

And I went along with it.

And I came running out of that gas station clutching a package of Werther's Originals.

i am not smart enough to do crime you guys my my friends came out with reese's peanut butter cup

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and m &ms and i went for the go -to candy of the 80

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and over crowd i don't know what my end game was i don't i don't know

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if i was thinking of my meemaw i have no idea

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I'm not smart enough for crime but I have always been fascinated by crime

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and I think it's because when I was young my parents introduced me to a little show called Murder She Wrote.

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Now I don't know how many have seen

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Murder She Wrote in here but for just those of you who haven't here's a quick synopsis.

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It was a mystery of the week show.

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It all took place in a sleepy little town called Cabot Cove, Maine.

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And sleepy is really the only adjective you can use to describe a town with that much murder going on.

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Like, they were just not paying attention at all.

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Like, I looked it up.

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Cabot Cove had a population of 3 ,500 people.

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And approximately one person a week was murdered.

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that show went on for 12 seasons so 264 out of 3 ,500 people were murdered in Cabot Cove,

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Maine and I don't know why we don't talk about this more Cabot Cove,

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Maine is the most dangerous city in all of America

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and and the kicker of it is the police department did not solve a single one of those crimes

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not a they went 0 for 264 a 70 year old retired author was the only one keeping

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that town together she was the only one the only one

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so that i think started my fascination with crime and then

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and then during COVID I started watching a lot of crime documentaries on Netflix

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and I don't know how many other people went down

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that rabbit hole but I went in a little too hard too fast okay

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and I messed up my whole Netflix algorithm you know

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it it got to the point I started getting targeted ads on my phone from Lowe's and Home Depot.

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Just asking if I need rope or duct tape, you know?

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And they would bring that to my house.

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I didn't even have to leave.

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Google Maps, just from Salt Lake City here to Provo's, Google Maps showed me five different places where I could dispose of a body.

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You know?

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And I put a pin in those.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what's gonna happen here tonight.

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I just...

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This could go downhill at any moment.

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I don't know.

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Thank you.

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Лексика и советы по произношению к этому уроку

Этот урок разговорной практики построен на видео «Stand Up Comedy Only Introverts Will Understand. Paul Snyder». В этом видео 137 предложений и 1443 слов для шедоуинга. Речь длится 10:37. Говорящий держит ровный темп — около 136 слов в минуту, удобный для шедоуинга. Только 79% слов входят в 3000 самых частых слов английского языка, поэтому лексика сложная.

Ключевая лексика этого видео

15 слов из видео, которые стоит выучить, с произношением и значением:

Слово	Произношение	Значение
confrontation существительное	/ˌkɑn.fɹənˈteɪ.ʃən/	конфронта́ция, противостоя́ние
comic существительное	/ˈkɑmɪk/	ко́мик, эксце́нтрик
candy существительное	/ˈkæn.di/	конфе́та, сласть
applause существительное	/əˈplɔːz/	аплодисме́нты, рукоплеска́ние
sleepy прилагательное	/ˈsliːpi/	со́нный, сонли́вый
tone существительное	/ˈtəʊn/	тон
package существительное	/ˈpæk.ɪd͡ʒ/	паке́т, посы́лка
mystery существительное	/ˈmɪs.t(ə.)ɹi/	та́йна, зага́дка
solve глагол	/sɒlv/	реша́ть, реши́ть
steal глагол	/stiːl/	красть, укра́сть
butter существительное	/ˈbʌtɚ/	ма́сло, сли́вочное ма́сло
sixth прилагательное	/sɪksθ/	шесто́й
spin глагол	/spɪn/	верте́ться, крути́ться
introduce глагол	/ˌɪntɹəˈdus/	представля́ть, предста́вить
dare глагол	/dɛ(ə)ɹ/	сметь, посме́ть

Фразовые глаголы, которые вы услышите

Слово	Значение
get up глагол	поднима́ться, подня́ться
go down глагол	спуска́ться, спусти́ться

Фразы, которые стоит повторять

Короткие законченные фразы из видео, которые пригодятся в повседневном разговоре:

I shouldn't have done that.
You know, it's kind of, it's the golden rule.
I don't like their tone, actually.
I didn't even have to leave.
I don't know what's gonna happen here tonight.

Грамматика в этом видео

Конструкции, которые говорящий использует чаще всего, с точными словами из видео:

Конструкция	В видео
Present Perfect have/has + причастие прошедшего времени — прошлое действие, важное сейчас	have been · We've made · have made
Пассивный залог be + причастие прошедшего времени — важно, что происходит, а не кто это делает	be treated · were reversed · been prescribed

Произношение, на которое стоит обратить внимание

Говорящий использует 54 сокращённых и редуцированных форм, например don't, I'll, didn't. Произносите их коротко, так, как слышите.

Звуки «th»: sixth /sɪksθ/, cloth /klɒθ/, algorithm /ˈælɡəɹɪðm̩/
Звуки «sh» и «zh»: confrontation /ˌkɑn.fɹənˈteɪ.ʃən/, shoe /ˈʃu/, limitation /lɪmɪˈteɪʃən/, accomplishment /əˈkɑm.plɪʃ.mənt/, fascination /fæsɪˈneɪʃən/
Длинные слова — следите за ударением: confrontation /ˌkɑn.fɹənˈteɪ.ʃən/, documentary /ˌdɒk.jʊˈmɛn.tɹi/, accidentally /ˌæk.sɪˈdɛnt(ə)li/, solitary /ˈsɑlɪˌtɛɹi/, limitation /lɪmɪˈteɪʃən/

Звуки, трудные для русскоязычных:

/w/ — губы округлены, это не /v/: consequence /ˈkɑn.sɪ.kwəns/, password /ˈpæs.wɜɹd/, microwave /ˈmaɪkɹoʊˌweɪv/, wordle /ˈwɜː(ɹ)dəl/
/h/ — лёгкий выдох, а не русское «х»: hostage /ˈhɑs.tɪd͡ʒ/, downhill /ˌdaʊnˈhɪl/, reheat /ɹiːˈhiːt/
Звонкие согласные в конце слова — не оглушайте их: applause /əˈplɔːz/, package /ˈpæk.ɪd͡ʒ/, solve /sɒlv/, password /ˈpæs.wɜɹd/, hostage /ˈhɑs.tɪd͡ʒ/

Как заниматься с этим видео

Прослушайте всё видео один раз молча и выпишите незнакомые слова.
Повторяйте предложение за предложением на обычной скорости, пока ваш ритм не совпадёт с ритмом говорящего.
Запишите себя и сравните с оригиналом, обращая внимание на такие слова, как confrontation, comic, candy.

Что такое техника Shadowing?

Shadowing — это научно обоснованная техника изучения языка, изначально разработанная для подготовки профессиональных переводчиков и популяризированная полиглотом доктором Александром Аргуэльесом. Метод прост, но эффективен: вы слушаете аудио на английском от носителей языка и немедленно повторяете вслух — как тень, следующая за говорящим с задержкой в 1–2 секунды. В отличие от пассивного прослушивания или грамматических упражнений, Shadowing заставляет мозг и мышцы рта одновременно обрабатывать и воспроизводить реальные речевые паттерны. Исследования показывают, что это значительно улучшает точность произношения, интонацию, ритм, связную речь, понимание на слух и беглость речи — что делает его одним из самых эффективных методов для подготовки к IELTS Speaking и реального общения на английском.

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