Pratique du Shadowing: Desperado - Quentin Tarantino - Joke [HD] - Apprendre l'anglais à l'oral avec YouTube

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Two cervezas.
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Two cervezas.
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And these are for you.
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This'll just take a minute.
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Thank you very much.
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Do you have two bitches here?
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No. This reminds me of a joke.
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This guy comes in with a bar.
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Walks up to the bartender.
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He says, Bartender, I got me a bet for you.
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I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single solitary drug.
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Bartender looks at this glass and then we're talking about like this glass is like a good 10 feet away.
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He says, no wait, let me get this straight.
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You're trying to tell me you're gonna bet me $300 that you can piss standing over here,
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way over there, into that glass and not spill a single drug.
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Customer looks at him and says, That's right.
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Bartender says, young man, you gotta bet.
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The guy goes, okay, here we go, here we go.
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Pulls out his thing.
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He's looking at the glass, man.
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He's thinking about the glass.
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He's thinking about the glass.
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He's thinking about the glass.
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He's thinking about his dick.
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Dick glass, dick glass, dick glass.
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Be the glass, dick glass, dick glass.
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And then he lets it rip.
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And he, he's pissing all over the place.
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He's pissing on the bar.
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He's pissing on the stools,
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on the floor, on the phone.
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On the bartender.
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He's pissing everywhere except the fucking glass.
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Right?
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Okay.
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So, bartender, he's laughing his fucking ass off.
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He's $300 richer.
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He's like, ha, ha, ha,
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ha, just dripping off his face.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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And says, you fucking idiot, man.
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You got it and everything except the glass.
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You owe me $300, punta.
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Then he goes, excuse me, just one second.
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Goes in the back of the bar.
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In the back, there's a couple guys playing pool.
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He walks over to them.
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Comes back at the bar.
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Goes, here you go, Mr. Bartender.
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Three.
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And the bartender's like, what the fuck are you so happy about?
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You just lost $300, idiot.
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The guy says, well, see those guys over there?
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I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar,
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piss on your floor, piss on your phone,
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and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.
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That's some funny shit, huh?
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You be happy about it!
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Hey, guess what?
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He didn't check out. And you...
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You took talk just fine.

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About This Lesson

In this lesson, you will practice your English speaking skills by engaging with a humorous anecdote. The transcript focuses on a comedic story set in a bar, featuring a bet that goes hilariously wrong. By immersing yourself in this content, you will enhance your listening and pronunciation abilities while picking up important cultural nuances through humor. This approach is effective for those preparing for the IELTS speaking practice, as it encourages natural speech patterns and expression.

Key Vocabulary & Phrases

  • Cervezas - A Spanish word for beers; can be useful in cross-cultural conversations.
  • Bet - To wager money on an uncertain outcome; a common term in informal speech.
  • Bartender - The person who serves drinks at a bar; a useful occupational term.
  • Spill - To accidentally let a liquid flow out; a common verb in everyday situations.
  • Piss - A slang term for urinate, often used in casual contexts.
  • Dripping - To fall quickly in drops; describing the humor in the bar scenario.
  • Idiot - A term used to describe someone foolish; learn to use it carefully in conversation.
  • Excuse me - A polite way to get someone's attention or apologize, an essential phrase for any English learner.

Practice Tips

To get the most out of this lesson, utilize the technique of shadowing. Shadowing involves listening to a speaker and repeating what they say in real-time, which is particularly effective for english speaking practice. Here’s how to approach the video:

  • Listen Carefully: Play the video at a moderate speed, ensuring you catch the nuances in pronunciation and tone.
  • Repeat Aloud: Use the shadow speech method by mimicking the speaker as closely as possible. Pay attention to inflections and pauses.
  • Slow it Down: If the speech is too fast, consider using a shadowing site that allows you to adjust playback speed. Start slow, then gradually increase speed as you gain confidence.
  • Record Yourself: Make recordings of your shadowing practice. Listening back can highlight areas for improvement, helping prepare for situations like the IELTS speaking test.
  • Focus on Humor: Understand the comedic elements of the story as these can aid in natural speech and cultural fluency.

By practicing regularly with entertaining content and utilizing shadowspeaks techniques, you will significantly improve your English fluency and conversational abilities.

Qu'est-ce que la technique du Shadowing ?

Le Shadowing est une technique d'apprentissage des langues fondée sur la science, développée à l'origine pour la formation des interprètes professionnels. Le principe est simple mais puissant : vous écoutez de l'anglais natif et le répétez immédiatement à voix haute — comme une ombre suivant le locuteur avec un décalage de 1 à 2 secondes. Les recherches montrent une amélioration significative de la précision de la prononciation, de l'intonation, du rythme, des liaisons, de la compréhension orale et de la fluidité.

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