Shadowing Practice: How to Survive the Apocalypse | Kiry Shabazz | Stand Up Comedy - Learn English Speaking with Video

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I'm on day two of Ozimbik.
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I'm on day two of Ozimbik, and my confidence is already through the roof.
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This fat girl tried to talk to me.
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I was like, uh-uh, not no more, bitch.
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Them days are over.
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This your lady?
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Not in a month.
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She coming with me.
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Matter of fact, all you dudes in here, you got one month left with your girl. So, she choosing.
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With my new body now, I'm not a comedian no more.
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So, unfortunately, I don't have jokes tonight.
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I came here to prepare y'all for the inevitable apocalypse.
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Y'all realize that, right?
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The world's ending.
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Some of y'all out here still dating and moving like there's a country left.
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It's over.
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Stop, if you a couple tonight, you don't got to do it now, but at some point on the way home, look at the person you went and be like, can I survive the apocalypse with them?
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And if the answer is no, get rid of them.
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No hard feelings.
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Y'all can make it a couple's activity.
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Gift them with a crossbow and wish them well, but you gotta survive this thing.
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There's some single people in here too.
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Look, ladies, tall men, I know y'all love them, useless in the apocalypse.
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You can't do nothing with a tall man in the apocalypse.
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You can't hide him nowhere.
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Y'all trying to hide from the drones.
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This big dummy making eye contact with him.
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Like, nigga Duck, what are you doing?
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Tall dudes can't even whisper.
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Have you heard a tall dude whisper?
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There goes our cover.
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Great.
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Ladies, you need a short king that can burrow.
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Short kings in the house.
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You need a short man that can get low in a pinch.
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He could do a surprise attack.
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A soldier stops you.
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He's searching through your bug out bag.
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Guess who in there?
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Your short king.
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Jumps out like a Pokemon.
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Stabs him in arteries.
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What do you need?
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Your tall king gonna get separated.
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They gonna take your tall man.
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They gonna take him to labor camp.
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He gonna have to join the militia.
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Your short game coming with you, women and children.
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He coming, right?
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Put a little propeller hat on him, he good to go.
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Write this one, young man, you're good.
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Ladies, y'all gonna need them short kings.
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And it's not just the women, fellas, it's us too.
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There's no use for a freak in the apocalypse.
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This girl's telling me she has squirted her.
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Bitch, that is irresponsible.
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Resources are scarce.
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and you have the temerity to squirt on night?
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We gotta hike tomorrow, you gonna be dehydrated.
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Don't look at my canteen, I'm not sharing.
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You need to treat your pussy like a camel's hump and preserve the Lord's liquids, all right?
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What is it?
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Is it pee?
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It's sustenance, and we might...
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We might need it.
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Put out a fire, you never know.
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That shit don't even sound sexy in Apocalypse, do it?
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Pussy stay wet, pussy stay dripping.
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Great, now the hounds have tracked us, great.
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Great.
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Left a trail right to the hideout.
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It's bad, I'm telling you.
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Red flags won't be red flags in the apocalypse.
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The things we don't like now are gonna be valuable assets in the end times, right?
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My homie told me I was gonna break up with his girl because she's a stalker.
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I'm like, not in the apocalypse, that bitch is a tracker.
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You might need your crazy acts.
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You out forging in the woods, you slip and get lost in the cave.
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What's that movie, 127 Hours?
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Guess we're gonna find you, your crazy girl.
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Especially if she think you're in a cave with that bitch.
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She on her way.
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She on her way.
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Your healthy girl gonna respect your boundaries, all right?
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Fuck my boundaries and come find me.
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I'm gonna need that shit, man.
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I'm telling you.
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Ladies, stop.
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Let it go.
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You look too pretty for the apocalypse.
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I'm gonna be real.
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You too high maintenance.
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Ladies, let yourself go, all right?
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Let that gallus on the back of your foot grow.
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You might need it to cut rope.
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You don't know...
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Somebody got you bound and tied up, like, babe, give me your foot.
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Too superficial.
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Last one.
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Man, I'm telling you, ladies, I know y'all love big dicks, but micropenis...
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
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You don't need it.
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Micropenises is how we got into this mess in the first place.
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One very particular micropenis...
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Some say the best.
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I'm not gonna survive the apocalypse, so I'm dating for what I need right now in this immediate moment.
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I'm on the apps looking for a Filipino nurse.
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Male or female, I don't...
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As long as your pronouns are in, we good to go.
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What you identify?
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Can you check vitals?
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Because my healthcare, man, they're playing with my healthcare.
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Try to get Adderall.
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Well, I could never really get Adderall.
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For those who don't know, Adderall's a pill that was invented so that white students can compete with Asians.
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It's a fact, yeah.
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And because of that, they don't really like to give it to black people. So...
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I'm glad y'all found that shit funny.
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It's very inconvenient.
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I want Adderall.
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I got to meet a kid named Cooper at a middle school.
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It's not...
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Met up with Cooper, he was saying, because his parents...
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He was worried one of his parents get deported.
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I thought he was white.
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Turns out he's Waysian.
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I don't know if y'all know what Waysian is.
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It's half white, half Asian, so...
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He technically is Adderall.
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He don't need it.
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You know what I mean? But...
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I felt bad man because right now immigration all the shit going on in this country man is
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that ice shit is evil I don't care what side you want
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if you can't see with your own eyes ice is evil
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something is truly wrong with you like look I support look
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I'm never down no for real I'm not doing it for
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class man that's how I truly feel especially here in California right we targeted Mexicans
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and Latinos this is native indigenous land that was stolen from people Texas Arizona, all of that.
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You take DeLynn and deny them access to it.
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I don't know if you guys know this, but Chicago has a large, thriving Mexican community.
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And when I found that out, I was like, all right, now that's trespassing.
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That's...
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Now, hold on now.
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You had to pass several states to get to that shit.
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Mexicans in Chirac?
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Snow Mexicans?
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And I'm sorry if that's racist.
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If it is, pull me aside.
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Let's have a dialogue, but...
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The snow is robbing you of a rich Latino.
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You can't jump on a bouncy house in the blizzard.
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Like, what?
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Do I think every Mexican immigrant here is a criminal?
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No. Do I think everyone in Chicago is?
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You're goddamn right.
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I don't...
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Trust white people from Chicago.
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Listen, you don't need me to know that you don't belong in Chicago.
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The city itself, the way it spells, C-H-I-C-A-G-O.
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Chica, go.
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Get the fuck out.
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All this stuff, man.
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This country is just mad right now.
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Everybody was tripping about Bad Bunny, right, about his halftime performance because it wasn't in English.
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That was a very beautiful performance, and I was real.
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I was on his side.
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I didn't think he should perform an English performance in Spanish because as a performer who travels around a lot
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and speaks in English, there's always a confused white man with a confused look on his face.
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Like he can't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.
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There's one here tonight, and you're being very polite about it.
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You're being very polite, but you haven't heard anything I've said all night.
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All he's heard was, Shabbataboo-bop-blah!
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We're gonna live on a boat!
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Zattery!
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Blow them tickets for Pat Pies, niggas!
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He's gonna be like, what did you do last night?
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He was like, I think I saw Lizzo.
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I don't know.
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She had a new song about squirting in the apocalypse.
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I've been Kari Shabazz.
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Y'all been great.

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אוצר מילים והערות הגייה לשיעור הזה

שיעור הדיבור הזה ברמה B2 מבוסס על הסרטון “How to Survive the Apocalypse”. המילים שחוזרות הכי הרבה: apocalypse, tall, ladies. בסרטון הזה יש 181 משפטים ו-1384 מילים לתרגול Shadowing. הדיבור נמשך 10:12. הדובר שומר על קצב יציב של כ-136 מילים בדקה, קצב נוח לתרגול Shadowing. רק 80% מהמילים נמצאות בין 3,000 המילים הנפוצות ביותר באנגלית, כך שאוצר המילים מאתגר.

אוצר מילים מרכזי בסרטון הזה

15 המילים המתקדמות ביותר בסרטון, עם ההגייה והמשמעות שלהן:

מילההגייהמשמעות
apocalypse שם עצם/əˈpɑkəlɪps/אחרית הימים, אַפּוֹקַלִיפְּסָה
polite שם תואר/pəˈlaɪt/מְנוּמָס
boundary שם עצם/ˈbaʊndɹi/גְּבוּל
burrow שם עצם/ˈbʌɹoʊ/חור, מחילה
canteen שם עצם/kænˈtin/מֵימִיָּה, מימייה
crossbow שם עצם/ˈkɹɒsbəʊ/קשת מוצלבת
deport פועל/dɪˈpɔɹt/גירש, גֵּרֵשׁ
gallows שם עצם/ˈɡæloʊz/גַּרְדּוֹם
hideout שם עצם/ˈhaɪdˌaʊt/מִסְתּוֹר
pronoun שם עצם/ˈpɹoʊ.naʊn/כִּנּוּי גּוּף, מִלַּת גּוּף
propeller שם עצם/pɹəˈpɛl.ə/מַדְחֵף
stalker שם עצם/ˈstɔːkə(ɹ)/מטריד כפייתי
sustenance שם עצם/ˈsʌs.tə.nəns/פַּרְנָסָה
superficial שם תואר/ˌsupɚˈfɪʃəl/שִׁטְחִי
drip פועל/ˈdɹɪp/טפטף

משפטים שכדאי לחזור עליהם

משפטים קצרים ושלמים מהסרטון שאפשר להשתמש בהם בשיחה יומיומית:

  • You can't hide him nowhere.
  • Have you heard a tall dude whisper?
  • Your healthy girl gonna respect your boundaries, all right?
  • You know what I mean?
  • He's gonna be like, what did you do last night?

דקדוק בסרטון הזה

המבנים שהדובר משתמש בהם הכי הרבה, עם המילים המדויקות מהסרטון:

מבנהבסרטון
הווה מושלם (Present perfect) have/has + past participle — פעולה שקרתה בעבר ועדיין יש לה חשיבות או השפעה עכשיוHave you heard · has squirted · have tracked
סביל (Passive voice) be + past participle — הדגש הוא על מה שקורה, לא על מי שעושה את הפעולהbe dehydrated · was invented · was stolen

הגייה ששווה לשים לב אליה

הדובר משתמש ב-73 קיצורים וצורות מקוצרות, כמו don't, I'm, gonna. אמרו אותם בצורה הקצרה, כפי שאתם שומעים אותם.

  • הצלילים של “sh” ו-“zh”: superficial /ˌsupɚˈfɪʃəl/, militia /məˈlɪʃə/
  • מילים ארוכות — שימו לב להטעמה: apocalypse /əˈpɑkəlɪps/, inconvenient /ˌɪn.kənˈviːni.ənt/, temerity /təˈmɛɹ.ə.ti/, superficial /ˌsupɚˈfɪʃəl/, irresponsible /ˌɪɹ.əˈspɑn.sə.bəl/

צלילים שדוברי עברית מתקשים בהם:

  • /w/ — שפתיים מעוגלות, לא /v/: squirt /skwɝt/, whisper /ˈ(h)wɪspɚ/
  • /æ/ — פתוח יותר מה-“אֶ” העברית, לא כמו “a” ב-“cup”: canteen /kænˈtin/, gallows /ˈɡæloʊz/, trespass /ˈtɹɛspæs/, tracker /ˈtɹækə(ɹ)/, stab /stæb/
  • /r/ — הלשון לא נוגעת בשום מקום, לא ה-“ר” הגרונית: boundary /ˈbaʊndɹi/, burrow /ˈbʌɹoʊ/, crossbow /ˈkɹɒsbəʊ/, dehydrate /diːhaɪˈdɹeɪt/, deport /dɪˈpɔɹt/

איך לתרגל עם הסרטון הזה

  1. הקשיבו לכל הסרטון פעם אחת בלי לדבר, ורשמו את המילים שאתם לא מכירים.
  2. תרגלו Shadowing משפט אחר משפט במהירות רגילה, וחזרו על כל משפט עד שהקצב שלכם תואם את הדובר.
  3. הקליטו את עצמכם והשוו למקור, תוך תשומת לב למילים כמו apocalypse, polite, boundary.

מהי טכניקת השאדואינג?

שאדואינג היא טכניקת למידת שפה מבוססת מדע שפותחה במקור להכשרת מתורגמנים מקצועיים ופופולרית על ידי הפוליגלוט ד"ר אלכסנדר ארגואלס. השיטה פשוטה אך עוצמתית: אתה מקשיב לאודיו באנגלית ילידית וחוזר עליו בקול רם מיד — כמו צל העוקב אחרי הדובר עם עיכוב של 1–2 שניות בלבד. בניגוד להאזנה פסיבית או תרגילי דקדוק, שאדואינג מכריח את המוח והשרירים בפה לעבד ולשחזר דפוסי דיבור אמיתיים בו זמנית. מחקרים מראים שזה משפר משמעותית את דיוק ההגייה, האינטונציה, הקצב, הדיבור המחובר, הבנת השמיעה ושטף הדיבור — מה שהופך אותו לאחת השיטות היעילות ביותר להכנה לIELTS Speaking ולתקשורת באנגלית בעולם האמיתי.

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