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All I want is, but I don't need you.
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And that's what we're here to say, is that we are the new Black Panther Party.
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What's the biggest problem facing the movement?
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Well, you know, we're supposed to be in this era of so -called post -racial harmony with all people in America, but us blacks are being murdered all over the place,
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and we get the same treatment time and time again.
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We're not even second -class citizens.
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We third class.
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Stand up, black America, and declare to white America that we aren't gonna take this no more.
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Okay?
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Why come out now and say this?
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You know what?
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You have 400 years to get it right, America, but you don't know how to treat your people.
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All people.
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It's time to stand up.
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It's time to take back.
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It's time for us to fight back.
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And we don't take your phony words anymore.
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We're not gonna do it.
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We want concrete results.
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You know, you hear what we're saying to you?
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United Snakes of America?
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What are you supposed to do when the whole world is watching and no one is saying anything?
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We will not be silent.
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Okay, you, sir.
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Anything you wanted to say?
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Oh, me?
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No, I'm good.
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8 kilos, 100%, pure grade Afghani heroin.
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100 ,000 U .S dollars.
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Hold up.
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We should count it first.
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Mm -hmm. Be my guess.
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You know, we're going to do a straight count on this right now.
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Count it, count it?
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Yeah.
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That's a good idea.
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We should probably do it fast so we don't make our friends here wait.
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Okay.
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20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200.
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You know what?
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I'm fast.
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Let's do it.
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I'll take care of that.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
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Why are you doing piles of nine?
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It's faster than tens.
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Oh, really?
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I do my nines ten times, and then I do an extra pile of ten.
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Faster.
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Okay.
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You know, we should probably both be counting.
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Oh, well, let's get to it.
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That's double trouble.
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All right?
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20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 20, 4, 60.
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I'm sorry, could you do something, like, over there, please?
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It's a little distracting.
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Oh, you know what?
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What's that?
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I got it.
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We can time me.
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Okay?
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We time me counting out a thousand.
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We take that time, and then we just count money for that time times 100.
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No, I got it.
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This is it right here.
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I'm gonna do a web search for a picture of $100 ,000, okay?
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Then, you know, we'll know what it's supposed to look like, and then we can arrange our money to look exactly like it, and see, here, hey, here we go.
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Right here, look.
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I mean, damn, that looks just like a lot like our money.
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I think we got $100 ,000 here, folks.
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I think we made it.
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That is our money.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Earlier, when we were counting, I took a picture of our money so I could upload it on Yahoo Answers.
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Oh, damn.
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That's right, I just wanted to see if anyone could verify what $100 ,000 looked like .
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Oh, you got it.
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What was I thinking?
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I got it, man.
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Go, go, go, go.
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I got it.
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What the hell are you doing, man?
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You know, I was going to try to rain man it.
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Well, that's a plan right there.
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OK, yeah, here we go.
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Here we go.
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OK.
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Yep, yep, I got that, I got that.
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2046. 99 ,980.
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I actually pressed it already, the walk button, I pressed it.
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Couldn't hurt to press it again.
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But it won't help.
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I mean, I pressed it already, right?
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It's already done.
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You don't think I didn't press it?
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No, I wasn't saying that.
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Good, because I most certainly did press it.
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Just have to wait for it to change.
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So I'm like late for work, so I'm just gonna press it.
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What for?
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Why would you do something that's already done?
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I mean, I just think that that's crazy, right?
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I dunno.
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You wouldn't suit up and try to kill bin Laden again.
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It's done.
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I have killed the bin Laden of pressing this button.
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How long ago did you press it?
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What do you think?
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I've been standing here for days.
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I just pressed it right as you walked up.
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Are you sure you pressed it?
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Am I sure I pressed it?
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How could I miss it?
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Rats know how to press buttons.
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Do you think I'm dumber than a rat?
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No. No, nobody's saying anything like that.
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It's gonna change.
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Just wait.
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It's because I pressed it already.
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Okay, no offense.
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I'm just going to press it.
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What would you do that for?
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This is precision equipment designed by people with engineering degrees.
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It will work.
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I pressed it, sir.
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I pressed the button.
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While we've been standing here, the light cycle has gone by twice, okay?
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I'm not saying you didn't press it.
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I'm just saying maybe it didn't work.
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If it didn't work for me, why in the world would it work for you?
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Do you think that it would change faster if you pressed it?
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Do you think the light doesn't like me or something?
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Or do you think that this particular button was designed so
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that it only works up to the second time that it's been pressed?
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Because that's lunacy, okay?
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Do you understand?
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Do not cut my balls off on this one, okay?
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Please do not press the button again.
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Okay, fine.
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We'll just stand here.
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Thank you.
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What?
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I told you shouldn't have pressed the button.
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Told him not to do it.
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No, actually, I already pressed the button.
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Rick Nicholsby reporting live from a gruesome scene.
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A cult known as QET, or Quest for Eternal Truth, has apparently taken their own lives in a mass suicide.
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Police confirmed that cyanide -laced cherry Kool -Aid was also on the premises.
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Excuse me, hi.
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Rick Nicholsby, Channel 6.
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Hi.
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Are you two from the neighborhood?
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Uh, yes.
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No. Yeah.
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Okay, were you two members of the cult that lived here?
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The cult?
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What cult?
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Was this a cult?
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I had no idea this was a cult.
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Well, I would say the term cult is a little judgmental.
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I would say the same thing, yeah.
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Not knowing the full doctrine.
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Well, apparently they believed that there was a spaceship waiting for them behind the moon.
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Okay, well, you know, that still is really possible.
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I mean, it's possible, right?
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I mean, who knows what is out there in the universe?
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Anything could be behind the moon.
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Okay, well, it appears they killed themselves in order to board the ship.
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Right, and that's where we disagreed with them right there.
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Or would have.
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We would have disagreed with them had we been there on our departure day.
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Their departure day.
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Their departure day.
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Which is the day that they did this.
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I mean, that's what you could call it if you wanted to.
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But I ain't in no cult.
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I mean, what I always wondered is how, or am starting to wonder, since you brought this to our attention, Why, if there was a spaceship in the sky,
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why wouldn't it just beam them up?
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Why can't you just beam them up?
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Why can't you just beam them up alive?
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Why you got to be dead to get beamed up?
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You know what I'm saying?
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I've been saying that for weeks, seconds, for seconds, because you, Rick, Nicholsby, you told us that, you know, and that's how I knew, because 50 seconds ago, you said it.
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I didn't know anything about it until you had said it, because I ain't in no cult.
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Okay, well, then why would someone join a cult?
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Charismatic leader.
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Leadership, you know, like a compelling person.
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Taco Tuesday.
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Taco Tuesday.
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I mean, hypothetically, they could have had tacos on Tuesday, which would have been a draw.
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I mean, that would have been a plus.
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OK, so this is a tragic day for this community and for the members of the quest for Earthly Truth.
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I'm Rick Nicholsby reporting.
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Whoa.
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You see?
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Yep.
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You see?
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Uh -huh.
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Everybody jump the gun.
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We're ready.
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Best comic book adaptation to film, hands down.
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No argument.
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See you later, girls.
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All right.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't really like the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.
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I don't.
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I really just feel like they're overrated.
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Okay.
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Well, that's just an opinion.
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You see, that's why I prefaced it by saying, I know I'm in the minority.
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Awkward.
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You know what?
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No. No. Not really.
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It's not awkward.
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At least not until you said awkward.
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Now it's awkward because of what you said.
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Anyway.
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Anyway what?
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Anyway what?
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Really, because when you say anyway, then you have to follow it up with an actual contribution to the conversation we're having.
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Yikes.
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No, look at me.
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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There's no yikes, and the reason why there's no yikes is that there's nothing scary about this situation, okay?
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It's a very low -stakes situation.
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All right.
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No, not all right.
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Come here.
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No, don't look at him.
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Don't look at either of those guys.
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Look at me, all right?
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All right what?
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Because after you say all right, you have to follow that up with something.
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Don't do it.
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Don't look at them.
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Do not look at them.
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No, no, do not look at them.
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Do not look at them.
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Don't do it.
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Tell us how you really feel.
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Okay, you know what?
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I'll tell you how I really feel.
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Listen, I really feel like you're an asshole who has nothing interesting to say.
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Ow.
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No, don't.
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No, no, don't look at them.
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Come here.
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Turn it right here.
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Tell me an opinion that you have about something.
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Just one opinion that you have about anything at all.
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Just share an opinion.
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Anything.
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Share an opinion.
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Share an opinion.
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Share an opinion.
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Share an opinion right now.
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Just on the top of your head.
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Share an opinion.
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Anything.
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Just one opinion.
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That's all I'm asking.
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Share one opinion right now.
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Share an opinion.
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I don't have an opinion.
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That's why I just like everything that everyone else likes in pop culture.
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Don't look at me!
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Don't look at me!
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Don't look at me!
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Don't look at me!
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Okay.
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Hey, man, this is your first time?
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No, man.
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I've been doing zombie extra work on this show since day one, first season, man.
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It's my first time.
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Oh, it's your first time on this show?
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My first time being extra at all.
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Ever?
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Kind of nervous.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay, man.
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Hey, man.
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Sorry about it.
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You'll be all right, man.
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It's okay, man.
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It's not that hard, man.
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You'll be all right.
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Me, personally, dude, I'm looking for that lunge bump, though.
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What's a lunge bump?
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Oh, that's, uh, like, if you, um, you get featured, if you lunge at somebody, and then you get a bump in your pay.
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And if you're really lucky, man, they blow your head off, that's straight bank right there.
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All right, extras!
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I'm the assistant director, gather around.
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Jerry, hey, Jerry, I had a thought, man, about the first scene that y 'all was doing.
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Not now, Stan.
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Oh, it's Steve, it's Steve.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna need somebody to lunge at the fence.
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You think you can handle it?
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Yeah.
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Uh, yeah.
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It's his first day, though.
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He's kind of nervous, man.
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He's kind of nervous.
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It's his first day.
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Okay, so the director's going to yell, action, Mac's going to come by, and then you're just going to lunge into the fence, like, grah!
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You want me to say, grah?
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Oh, this is...
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Say whatever.
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This is crazy.
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Okay, all right, cool, man.
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Hey, you know, hey, that's cool.
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Hey, you know, I got a lot more experience, man.
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You can just use me.
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I've been here day one, first season.
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So, okay, cool.
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All right, that's fine.
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You're going to go with him.
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All right, good for you, man.
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Good for you.
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Grah?
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Grah?
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No, you don't have to say grah.
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Do whatever the hell you want to do, man.
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That's the lunge bump man you got it you got it
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on your first day ever being an extra ever you got it man good for you and action
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what the hell was
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that cut oh man i would be more than happy to
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fill in man i'd be more than happy to step in mac just remember
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when you're coming through the factory that like your mind is still I mean, y 'all gotta pick people based on qualifications, man.
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Okay.
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You could just be picking random people out the crowd.
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Good note.
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But maybe what I was doing sort of superseded that.
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Agreed.
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Yeah, we were just discussing that.
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Yep.
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Absolutely it supersedes it.
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Yeah, but let's do one that just seeds it, okay?
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Just same level.
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We're going again straight away, okay?
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Wow.
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Right away?
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Reset.
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He's not doing a good job at it.
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You're doing great, though, man.
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Opportunity knocks.
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You gotta answer the door, man. And...
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Action!
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Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Cut!
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Man, I'd be more than happy to step in.
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At any time you want me to, I'd be more than happy to do it.
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Just a certain sense of urgency is all we're looking for.
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Clock's ticking, you got survivors to find, right?
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Can't tell y 'all if it's something real, but this dude right here is not doing what a zombie does.
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This dude was literally on our last take, waving his hand up in the air like this, Jerry, making beaker sounds.
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He sounded like Beaker from the Muppets, y 'all.
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Thank you, that's great.
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Just a ticking clock on this is all we're looking for, because there are survivors is what we're after.
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Okay, I found the ambivalence in there.
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The ambivalence is art.
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It's gorgeous, and we love it.
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But there are zombies, so if we could just pick up the pace just a hair, that'd be great.
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Straight away, please, right away.
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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, but Jerry, we're not doing Night of the Living Muppets, are we?
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We are not.
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Because the beaker is not a zombie.
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Do you have any notes?
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Yeah, don't be a beaker.
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Quiet, please.
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Action.
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I'm gonna eat your brains, zombie.
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Cut.
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No!
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He actually just said the word zombie!
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Come on, man.
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You ever hear a zombie say the word zombie before?
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No, you haven't.
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I don't think so.
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You know what?
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Get rid of this game.
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Thank you!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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I'm sorry, though, but you're terrible at this, man.
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Don't do your thing.
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Hey, man, no, he's talking about him.
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No. He's talking about him because he said zombies.
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Thank you, Steve.
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No, you want me to lead?
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Hey, man, I've been up here staggering around here for three and a half years, and I've been startling extras left and right.
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When do I get to startle the lead, huh?
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One more for safety.
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Straight away.
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Here we go.
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Still rolling.
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Action.
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Hey, what do we do if we have to go to the bathroom?
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We like it?
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I love it.
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Genius.
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Moving on.
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Thank God.
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Yellow Falcon, what do your senses tell you?
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Destructo is a killing machine.
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his armor is impervious to our blasters you got any ideas
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red falcon sure do yellow falcon blue falcon you remember our
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battle at dango bluff i'll take the legs you take the blasters it was beaver creek
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and i took the legs make sure you shore up that flank black falcon um
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are you talking to me because i'm the green falcon no time for that black falcon purple Falcon, arm missiles.
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Roger that.
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Arming missiles now.
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Battle formations, we're going in.
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Hey.
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Roger that.
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Hold up.
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Copy that.
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My Falcon is green.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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We can talk about our Falcon colors when we get back to base, Black Falcon.
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Right now, we got a mission to do.
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Fall into Falcon formation.
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Well, here's the issue, is that you're going to give me an order?
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I'm not going to know you're talking to me.
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Because I'm not in a Black Falcon.
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Come on, chill it out, Black Falcon.
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Yeah, Black Falcon, relax.
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First of all, I don't like the way you guys are saying black.
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Second of all, there is no Black Falcon.
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I'm Green Falcon.
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Black Falcon, homie, no one's trying to get up in your grill here.
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Uh -uh, uh -uh, uh -uh.
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Don't talk to me like that.
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No, don't say grill like that.
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I'm the Green Falcon, and I...
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Oh, stopping some Black Falcon about it.
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What the do you mean by that?
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Black Falcon, brother, I understand what you're going through. Do you?
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No, I don't think you do.
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How would you feel if I called you Red Falcon, huh?
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Whoa.
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And Purple Falcon, how would you feel if I called you Yellow Falcon, huh?
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That's racist.
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That was racist.
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Yeah, that's racist.
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Oh, that is racist.
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That's racist?
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Oh, see?
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Okay, no, forget it.
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Black Falcon out.
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Green Falcon!
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Green Falcon!
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Damn it!
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Hey, why'd that Green Falcon fall out of Falcon formation?
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Black Falcon, get on that and report back.
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Black Falcon.
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Black Falcon, come in.
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Leaving Earth from space.
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Power Falcons!
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Shoot!
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Excuse me, big man, big man, big man.
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Excuse me, big man, no, but big man, okay?
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God bless you.
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I'll catch you on the upflip.
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All right.
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Thank you, big man.
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Thank you, big man.
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Hey, brother.
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Hey.
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Can I ask you a question real quick, though, brother man?
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Oh, see, that's good, because I was about to ask you a question.
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Okay, so here's the deal, man.
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Crazy thing, my car went out of gas about a mile up the road, that's the way.
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I was just wondering if I get a little bit of money, you know, just get a couple of gallons.
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Okay, that's crazy, because you know what?
483
This, my car had also broke down right up the road.
484
I got my daughter here, she's fine.
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She's sleeping in the car, I gotta get back to her real quick.
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So if you could help me out.
487
I was gonna ask you if you could help me.
488
Oh, okay.
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Let me just give you my wallet out here.
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I'll show you my ID to let you know that I am straight up legit.
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It's real, I ain't trying to do nothing to nobody.
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Okay, on the issue of legitimacy, I too have an identification.
493
That's an employee ID from Borders Bookstore.
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See right here, I got my Bally's Total Fitness ID right here.
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It shows you that I stay fit and conscientious and whatnot.
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You also know that these other IDs I have in my hand have the same name on it, which makes you know that it is indeed me.
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Okay, I too have multiple IDs crescendoing in this.
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Dun -dun -dun -dun!
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Yogurtland Punch Card.
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Okay, yeah, I see that right there.
501
That is, I'm up to my ninth purchase, apparently, and you can't fake that.
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for that yeah all right so normally i would not ask another person for assistance
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but our family is in a fiduciary crisis right now my
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wife is languishing in the hospital she a construction worker
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and what happened is she got struck in the face by
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a power line fried her whole head up burnt both her
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eyeballs out she's getting eyeball replacement surgery as we speak i
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also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst as well
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my wife was in the astronaut program making her a full -fledged astronaut okay
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and she had gotten moon dust in her lungs in hell you don't know it's never good We don't want that.
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So maybe we could find an ATM or something like that.
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Oh, look, that's one over there.
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Oh, my gosh, what's the chances of it?
514
We should probably check that out.
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Yeah, let's just take a look right there.
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Well, here we are.
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Well, here we are, ATM machines that I did not know previously were here.
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All right, two of them, no less.
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I'll tell you what we should do, though, man.
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You give me the 20, OK?
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I'll give you the three that's on my person.
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Then I will give you the 17 after.
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Then you give me that 17.
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I'll cut you a check for 100 just to cover that.
525
You give me the change in cash.
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Okay, okay, I feel that.
527
Why am I playing?
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I'm just gonna give you my ATM card so you know I'm legit.
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Sure, sure.
530
Of course, of course.
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I'm gonna give you my ATM card so we both have something of value from the other person.
532
All right.
533
Yeah. And your code is?
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It is one, two, three, four.
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And yours, sir?
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One, two, three, five.
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All right, thank you.
538
Okay, that is a Ralph's Rewards card.
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Okay, that is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand -new wallet.
540
Excuse me, big man.
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Hey, right quick, right quick.
542
Can I ask you a question, biggest of man?
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I got a question right quick.
544
Hey, man, you gotta let me out of here.
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Oh, okay.
546
You tricked me.
547
I can honestly say I wasn't trying to trick you.
548
You weren't?
549
All I said was you got to let me out of here.
550
There's no trick.
551
So I do have to let you out of here?
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Yes.
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Okay.
554
Bon voyage Orders to let him go I don't know why he's in here in the first place I don't know
555
Well, you really got me in trouble.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, you must think I'm stupid.
558
Well, I'm not stupid.
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I'm smart.
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So, you know.
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You know how you can prove that you're really smart?
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Oh, yeah.
563
Let me guess.
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You want me to let you out of here again?
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Well...
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You know what?
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You think you can trick me into letting you out again?
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Well, you can't.
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Because this is my choice.
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Get the heck out of here all right all right reverse psychology
571
i am sorry about that guys that was me guys my bad my bad
572
real nice now they said they're gonna dock my pay and
573
if i let you out of here again i'm gonna be
574
severely punished i don't know i'm actually surprised they haven't already
575
thrown you in here with me no prison is for bad guys you're you're a bad guy
576
and i'm a good guy yeah
577
but you can see how from my perspective i'm a good guy wait you're a good guy oh my gosh
578
it doesn't seem like you understand what your job is
579
oh okay i see what you're doing you're trying to you're
580
trying to manipulate me with reverse psychology well it's not going to work
581
it's not even worth going out there again look they're just gonna get me
582
and bring me back in here just like they always do
583
unless what no i'm forget it i don't want to take advantage of you look hey look no listen
584
i'm not gonna fall for it whatever it is you may as well just tell me
585
i was just gonna say that like
586
if you were to help me uh -huh get past the
587
guards yeah yeah all the way out okay i really i
588
have to tell you you need to think about this Strong and hard,
589
weigh your options and consider the ramifications of those options.
590
If like heck I will.
591
Let's go!
592
I'm busting you out of here!
593
Don't yell, man!
594
You ought to as well ring your arm, man!
595
Good idea, yeah.
596
Oh, hi, Tom.
597
Hey, what's the hell, man?
598
Good to see you guys.
599
Yeah.
600
Oh boy, I did it again, didn't I?
601
I was a prison guard, I wasn't allowed to talk to the prisoners, that was the thing.
602
They said to me, if you talk to those prisoners, you're gonna get in trouble.
603
What are we doing in this neighborhood?
604
Come on, this place is in our price range.
605
Besides, I mean, people say the neighborhood's turning around.
606
Who the is?
607
It's Jordan and Kira.
608
We're here to view the apartment at 3.
609
Oh, .
610
My bad.
611
I had this homeless crackhead trying to set up house in here yesterday.
612
Almost had to beat his ass, man.
613
But y 'all ain't got nothing to worry about, because anybody try to get up in here, I will murder them.
614
Let me give y 'all the tour.
615
All right, so we got these vintage windows.
616
They've been here as long as the building's been here.
617
Get away from the window!
618
Get away from the window!
619
Hey!
620
Hey!
621
You mother !
622
I see you out there.
623
You get out that car, and I will murder you!
624
That's what I thought!
625
So roll on, little !
626
Roll on!
627
My nephew, Craig.
628
You good kid.
629
He smoked crack, though.
630
It's, uh, just in case he come back.
631
Uh -huh.
632
I filed a serial number off there, so if you got to shoot anybody, just make sure to wipe your fingerprints off this .
633
Well, come on, y 'all.
634
I ain't going to bite you.
635
Brand new cupboards.
636
I put the contact paper in myself here so y 'all don't get no germs.
637
Get down!
638
I don't want to shoot you.
639
All right.
640
Ain't no thing.
641
I thought Craig was rolling back.
642
I ain't getting shot by this twice, damn.
643
While we down here, check this out.
644
Original hardwood floor from when the building was built.
645
Check out this grain, brother.
646
Ooh, that is craftsmanship.
647
Anyway, come on.
648
Now this paint is all new.
649
Oh, .
650
Okay, this happened after I had painted.
651
Funny story.
652
We got crackheads in this neighborhood, and one of them is living right next door here, right? and one day he was smoking crack, just went to Looney Tunes and mistook his 9mm,
653
that's a pistol, honey, for the remote control.
654
But don't worry, you ain't never gonna see him again.
655
Ain't nobody ever gonna see him again.
656
Plus, I'm gonna put a fancy little hook in there and turn it into a hat rack.
657
Now, let's take a look at this bedroom.
658
What the ?
659
I ain't found this place first!
660
Found it, man!
661
I own this page!
662
Can y 'all give me a second?
663
You're a white, mean mother !
664
I'm going to cut you with my sword cane!
665
So that's going to be first month or last month rent, one month security deposit.
666
I'll get the paperwork started.
667
Okay, baby, let's hit this rock real quick.
668
Father, please hear our prayer for the poor.
669
Thank you, Father, yes.
670
We beseech you for the disenfranchised, the less fortunate, and those that suffer.
671
Show us your will so we can continue to do your work.
672
Yes, Father.
673
Thanks.
674
I've come to answer your prayers.
675
Listen carefully to my instructions.
676
Hallelujah!
677
I want you to sell everything you own and immediately begin service to the poor.
678
I just want to clarify, um, is there everything?
679
Yes, rid yourself of all earthly possession.
680
Oh, this house is haunted!
681
Ah, I see what they did there.
682
God, this place is so nice.
683
This is supposed to be one of the best French places in town.
684
Hmm, I did not realize that you were so cultured.
685
You're sweet.
686
My French is pretty good, so I can order for both of us.
687
Oh, well, well, well.
688
Bonjour, welcome to Chez de la Montembre.
689
I am your waiter for this evening.
690
My name is Jean -Luc Delapira, or not, but you may call me Jean.
691
Bonjour, Jean.
692
Oh, look at you!
693
If you have any questions about Jenny's thing at all, I'm more than happy to assist you.
694
Jean, I got it.
695
Merci beaucoup.
696
Très bien.
697
Well, our first special tonight is our Poisson du jour.
698
It is a loup de mer bleu en versant, served with a plumeur verte de cochon du plein monde
699
that is served en épais de jeune dame de fille lisse au pain, and also served a luminette rouge, and soufflé petit de fiertre du pont de grenier.
700
Oh, yum.
701
Our soup today is a boulain moussante with just a dash of chentambertre and served with melted pissantin chabartre flour.
702
Soup.
703
Yeah.
704
Our other seafood today, we have a very nice flintantin grand de ponts avars from the Gouton -Mousson Valley in Vézantin.
705
It is served with the side of Oh man,
706
it's just, I'm a little bit overwhelmed.
707
Yes.
708
Oh God, I'm so glad you said that.
709
I was about to say the same thing.
710
Okay, so you would recommend getting the with the, oh, I'm sorry, is the and a heavy sauce?
711
Oh no, no, no. It's more like a sauce.
712
What do you think?
713
I'm going to defer to him on this one because he knows this stuff way better than I do.
714
Monsieur?
715
What?
716
Um, yeah, we'll have the...
717
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
718
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
719
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
720
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
721
It's been nice knowing you have a lovely dinner.
722
Look, Rajeeed, I'm going to make this really nice and easy for you.
723
I need names, and you're going to give them to me.
724
You have to listen to me.
725
You have to listen to me.
726
This is all a huge mistake.
727
Bullshit!
728
Apartment of Homeland Security's been monitoring your calls for weeks, Regime.
729
We got you.
730
We know about you and your friends.
731
We know that you're a terrorist.
732
I am a terrorist.
733
Me and my friends, we breed dogs, specifically terriers.
734
We write terrorist fiction.
735
We spend a good deal of time discussing possible future terrorist plots.
736
It's a nice try.
737
It really is.
738
But it's bull , Rasheed.
739
Come on.
740
Is that the best you got?
741
What?
742
Now, come on.
743
I'm listening.
744
Just tell me.
745
Tell me.
746
Tell me about this imminent attack.
747
What?
748
What?
749
What attack?
750
I don't know what you're talking about.
751
I don't know.
752
What are you talking about?
753
What am I talking about?
754
I don't know, huh?
755
I don't know what you're talking about.
756
I'm telling you.
757
You don't know?
758
I don't know.
759
I don't know.
760
June 11th, Rajeeed.
761
You spoke of an imminent attack.
762
Oh, oh, yes.
763
No, listen, that was my friend.
764
Listen, his dog bit him.
765
No. And I told him, if you do not train them, another terrier attack is imminent.
766
Ah!
767
So you lied, and you see what happens?
768
I'm not lying to you.
769
Come on, Rajeeed.
770
I like you.
771
Let's be friends, huh?
772
Now, you still haven't explained to me why we found on
773
the search engine of your computer the words Target Washington 49 times.
774
That is because I was in D .C for a dog show, and I had to buy a squeezy toy, a birthday card, and some deodorant all at an affordable price.
775
All right.
776
You can only do that at Target.
777
Yeah, okay.
778
I see how you want to play this.
779
Come on, give me this.
780
This is not a case of mistaken identity, Rajeeed.
781
And you know it.
782
We've heard the conversations between you and Jafar.
783
Were you discussing your hatred of American ideals?
784
No, it was your idols!
785
American idols!
786
I hate them!
787
They performed Dancing Queen!
788
It was a desecration to offer!
789
My favorite band.
790
We got you on tape referring to Jafar as one of the architects of...
791
7 -Eleven!
792
It was 7 -Eleven!
793
Jim Barr, he designs convenience stores.
794
7 -Eleven.
795
Oh, .
796
Wilson, 65 dogs just attacked the Capitol building.
797
Were they terriers?
798
How did you know?
799
Praise Abba!
800
It is so good to see you, Keith.
801
Yeah, we usually have to wait for a special occasion.
802
Well, actually, I have a little surprise.
803
I got engaged.
804
Oh!
805
Oh, son!
806
Whoo -hoo!
807
Yes!
808
Wow!
809
Congratulations, little bro.
810
Engaged.
811
Kind of a big deal.
812
More for me, I guess.
813
That's what that means.
814
Yes, well, um, she got a name?
815
Stephanie.
816
Marriage is a wonderful journey.
817
50 % and the divorce.
818
Sorry, bro.
819
Them's just the facts.
820
I will keep that in mind.
821
Thank you.
822
You got a photo?
823
Oh, yeah.
824
AKA, does she exist?
825
There you go.
826
Mmm!
827
Ha ha!
828
Oh, she's beautiful!
829
Let me get eyes on this.
830
Everybody else already has...
831
Great lighting.
832
Airbrush?
833
Uh, no. She kind of looks like that one model on The Price is Right.
834
Uh, yes.
835
Uh, that's her.
836
The price is right, Clive.
837
That's your show.
838
Shut up, Mom!
839
No, it's not.
840
Oh, yeah.
841
Stephanie.
842
People always underbid on their showcases.
843
Not the best presenter.
844
Where's the wedding?
845
Oh, uh, in Hawaii.
846
Oh!
847
Awesome!
848
Woo -hoo!
849
Malakalikimaka!
850
She ever been married before?
851
Uh, no. So she says.
852
Ex -boyfriend, she got one? Of course.
853
Sloppy seconds, at least.
854
Right, Dad?
855
Keith, she sounds wonderful.
856
Thank you, Mom.
857
Shut up, Mom!
858
Silence from you!
859
Okay.
860
You're cut off from talking!
861
You know what, Clive?
862
I really don't appreciate the way that you're talking to Mom.
863
Yes!
864
Yes!
865
The prodigal son hath returned!
866
You know what?
867
You want to go?
868
Let's go!
869
Because I've been here for the last 15 years taking care of Mom and Dad Well, you've been trollopsing all over the world. And why?
870
So you can come back here and criticize me for how I treat them?
871
No, I actually came here to ask you if you would do me the honor of being my best man.
872
I know that we have had our differences, but you're my older brother.
873
We'll pay for your room And we're also going to rent you a car
874
And we'll pay to fly you out there First class Well,
875
we can't afford first class Well, you!
876
You're dead to me!
877
Why?
878
Shut up, Mom!
879
I'm eating in my room!
880
Well, that went better than expected.
881
I think so.
882
Yeah.
883
Hey, man, how you doing there?
884
You guys got bow and arrows?
885
Yeah.
886
Oh, yeah.
887
Oh, that's it.
888
Yeah, there it is.
889
There, that'll do it.
890
That's gonna do it.
891
Yep.
892
Where are the arrows at?
893
Yeah, you guys got M80s?
894
We don't carry fireworks.
895
Damn!
896
You have something else that's explosive that I could tape to the end of an arrow?
897
We have shotgun shells, but I feel I have to ask, are you planning to attach those to arrows and use them as a weapon?
898
What?
899
No!
900
What?
901
Are you crazy?
902
You think that would work, though?
903
What if I shot explosive arrows through a window to break them open?
904
Sir, I feel like I have to ask you what you're planning to use these for.
905
Oh, no, I'm not planning to do anything.
906
I'm just, just Christmas shopping.
907
You got zip lines?
908
Nope.
909
But you got, like, hooks and anchors and cables?
910
We got some of those things, but I do not recommend manufacturing your own zip line.
911
Oh, I'm not doing that, no. Let's say somebody was manufacturing their own zip line.
912
Do you think if they had busted some windows open on a building somehow, then fired the zipline off of bow and arrow
913
and it attached to the wall of said building that they could just ride the zipline into the building?
914
I have no idea, sir.
915
Whatever you're planning on doing, please don't do it.
916
I'm not doing anything.
917
I'm just doing some Christmas shopping and trying to get it out of the way.
918
You know, bow and arrow's from her nephew, the zipline's from her grandmother, et cetera, and whatnot.
919
You know what I'm saying there?
920
It's no big deal.
921
Speaking of other things, do you guys have just the top half of a knight in armor?
922
First of all, it's called a suit of armor.
923
Oh, yep, that's it.
924
That's right.
925
That's what I meant to say.
926
We have one, but it's sold as a complete set.
927
Yep, yep.
928
Yep.
929
Yeah, well, the person is for it.
930
They only need the...
931
They don't need the...
932
They just need the top half.
933
They don't need the legs.
934
Mm -hmm.
935
Well, what if somebody was shooting at you?
936
What were the chances you think they'd try to shoot your legs?
937
I feel like I have to tell you that a suit of armor will not deflect bullets.
938
I'll take my chance. With Christmas.
939
Which brings me to my next question.
940
Do you guys have roller skates?
941
I think we have a pair around.
942
Uh -huh.
943
Let me ask you a question.
944
How fast do you think you have to be going on
945
roller skates to get past a couple of armed guards and still be going fast enough to smash through a safe door?
946
One of those big bank safes?
947
No. I don't know.
948
Yeah.
949
Yeah?
950
Uh, hey, you guys got one of those, you know, one of those big bags with a dollar sign on the side of it?
951
OK.
952
Yeah.
953
You're going to shoot arrows with shotgun shells attached to them to a bank window to blow out the glass.
954
Then you're gonna shoot a zipline through that window
955
and you're gonna slide on into the hallway You're gonna be wearing roller skates
956
so you can just skate on past the armed guards who will be shooting at you
957
And you're gonna hope that they both won't hit your legs And
958
if they are aiming at your torso the suit of medieval
959
armor will deflect the bullets Then you're gonna hope to gather
960
enough speed to burst through the big bank vault at the
961
end of the hallway where you're gonna Collect the money in a cartoon money bag Well,
962
no, I'm just an uncle who's buying some shit for Christmas, and I think I'll take my business elsewhere.
963
Merry Christmas.
964
It's April.
965
Neil.
966
Neil.
967
Yes, honey?
968
Neil deGrasse Tyson, I asked you to take the dog out for a walk when I left the house four hours ago.
969
Now I come back, and this little mother Sputnik has done pissed on my drapes.
970
Now I've got to get rid of those things and get new ones.
971
Neil, it doesn't make any sense.
972
You're an astrophysicist.
973
How can you not keep track of little details like this?
974
Well, actually, it's the little details that cannot be kept track of by definition.
975
In 1927, a German university lecturer named Werner Heisenberg came to a seemingly paradoxical conclusion,
976
that the more we know about the position of a particle in physical space, the less we know about its momentum and vice versa.
977
Okay, but what does that mean?
978
Taken in conjunction with what we know about the expansion of the universe, this brings us to a fascinating possibility,
979
that maybe what we experience as one point in time -space could actually be a lesion of points,
980
which would mean that your curtains
981
and little Sputnik's pee -pee could be as distant from one another as we are from the furthest galaxy.
982
Okay.
983
Well, just next time. Of course, dear.
984
Neil!
985
There you are.
986
What are you doing?
987
We have to go to my Aunt Nellie's funeral.
988
How were you not ready?
989
I've been talking to you about this all week.
990
How am I gonna find you in your boxers looking at a science magazine?
991
I swear, Neil, sometimes I think you don't have any idea of what's important.
992
Well, actually, an idea of what's important is as close as we can ever come to any definition of importance.
993
Our galaxy is one of over 100 billion in the observable universe, and it's 100 ,000 light years across,
994
which means it would take light 100 ,000 years to traverse.
995
Okay, but...
996
But that's just space.
997
If we were to chart the history of the universe on one calendar year,
998
the history of mankind as we know it would just take place in the final second of that year.
999
So, whether I'm ready now or in 500 years, well, cosmically speaking, the distinction is meaningless.
1000
Well, okay.
1001
I'm going now.
1002
Goodbye, honey.
1003
Neil! Who is she?
1004
Who is the white bitch that left this goddamn lipstick stain on your collar?
1005
Hmm?
1006
Oh, I got you.
1007
You're caught.
1008
Because this is apricot -colored.
1009
And you know who wears that?
1010
White bitches.
1011
And you can't talk your way out of this one, because I'm not getting confused today, because I got my shitting order, and I done my research.
1012
Okay, Neil?
1013
You see, we are here at this point in space -time on a human scale.
1014
But at this point, you are trifling -ass mother .
1015
So expect the papers from the lawyer, because we're parting ways.
1016
Well, actually...
1017
No, nope.
1018
We are always parting ways and not parting ways in every conceivable combination.
1019
Many physicists, including Stephen Hawking, now believe that there is an infinite number of universes.
1020
It's called multiverse theory, and it suggests
1021
that there are an infinite number of universes in which I didn't have sex with that white woman.
1022
I f*ed Bill Nye the science guy.
1023
You bitch.
1024
It's Joey Bluntz in the morning!
1025
Yo, Joey Bluntz here on 101 .3K.
1026
Hey, everybody, man, we still tripping on that last segment, though.
1027
That was crazy up in here.
1028
That's what you guys were crazy.
1029
Wardrobe, man, fuck it.
1030
Y 'all are crazy.
1031
I can't take it anymore.
1032
Like, y 'all dirty, but she's crazy.
1033
Would you do that, Meatball?
1034
Man, look, man, I grew up in the hood, all right?
1035
So no. So he would want to, but he can't do it because of that bad ass.
1036
Why y 'all always clowning on Meatball, Meatball?
1037
Aw.
1038
You brought it up.
1039
For real though.
1040
Aw, y 'all left the first place.
1041
Y 'all got, y 'all two got to stop playing.
1042
Meatball.
1043
Lady J with me here, Meatball.
1044
Meatball.
1045
This is the top of the hour.
1046
I'm Joey Bloods.
1047
We'll be right back.
1048
Woo!
1049
Let's try our new rejuvenating formula.
1050
One thing you can do is...
1051
K -Beats 101 .3.
1052
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1053
Hey, watch where the you go.
1054
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
1055
Oh.
1056
I see you had a baby there, man.
1057
Man, I'm sorry.
1058
I ain't trying to fight nobody with a baby.
1059
Yeah, hell yeah, you won't.
1060
Lucky mother .
1061
Huh?
1062
Well, you're lucky I'm carrying this baby.
1063
Something like that.
1064
Look, man, you need to move on, all right?
1065
I already told you.
1066
I'm not gonna fight you.
1067
Huh.
1068
That's what I thought, punk.
1069
Psst.
1070
Wanna go?
1071
Because we can go right now, dawg.
1072
What's going on?
1073
Man, what the hell are you doing, man?
1074
What?
1075
What?
1076
What?
1077
What?
1078
Trying to bob and weave it.
1079
What?
1080
You bitch -ass, punk -ass mother fucker.
1081
Let's go.
1082
Come on, man.
1083
Come on.
1084
No, no, don't look at your boys.
1085
Look at me, man.
1086
Don't look at your boy.
1087
Ow!
1088
Oh, okay, you think you hard.
1089
All right, but you know what?
1090
I'm going to show you what time it is right now, okay?
1091
Slap me.
1092
Right?
1093
How about this?
1094
Huh?
1095
Now what you're going to do, huh?
1096
Now what you're going to do?
1097
You ready?
1098
Because you can do it right now.
1099
Because I can take you out, man.
1100
You're not going to...
1101
Oh!
1102
Oof.
1103
Okay.
1104
Oh, it's on now.
1105
That's...
1106
Yep.
1107
You did.
1108
You did.
1109
Excuse me, I need this.
1110
Yeah.
1111
I need a baby.
1112
Thank you.
1113
Oh, hi.
1114
This...
1115
What the...
1116
What now, man?
1117
What now?
1118
Let's go.
1119
You know what?
1120
It's not even worth it, man.
1121
Ah!
1122
That's what I thought!
1123
So keep walking.
1124
Oh, okay, that's vomit.
1125
That is vomit.
1126
Oh, dear.
1127
Okay, but do I look in the camera?
1128
No?
1129
Oh, at you.
1130
All right.
1131
Like on television.
1132
All right.
1133
Oh!
1134
Now knock it off, all the stupid -ass, grab -ass and touchy -feely bull .
1135
Goddamn.
1136
I told you they was rotten.
1137
I am, uh, Pornimus Jackson, principal here at Clortho.
1138
Uh, Vince Clortho High.
1139
Uh...
1140
This, uh, station's just a formality.
1141
There's a bunch of stuff that we confiscated just this week.
1142
Mr., you don't have to show them that.
1143
Here's a wand with a silencer on it.
1144
Why?
1145
But I ask again, why?
1146
One out of five girls in this school is pregnant with a demon baby.
1147
One out of five!
1148
Ain't no denying it.
1149
The babies are evil.
1150
But the mothers, they're good kids.
1151
As we say at Clorthos, there's never a portal that cannot be opened with ingenuity and respect.
1152
Now, how you gonna be using an invisible cloak when I can see you tagging the damn wall?
1153
Dime bag of pixie dust, contraband.
1154
See, here's the thing, the kids know that the only way to fly, wizard pepper.
1155
Unbelievable.
1156
Get your ass out of my office.
1157
I will turn you into a spider.
1158
They're good kids.
1159
Hogwarts and clothos, clothos and hogwarts.
1160
Go hand in hand and the best top two wizarding schools there are.
1161
But you know, out of these two schools, we each have our strengths.
1162
We do score a little bit lower on our standardized tests than Hogwarts, but there is a cultural bias.
1163
We may not have a huge endowment like they get over at Hogwarts.
1164
And yes, some of the teachers have to buy their own newt's eyes or bat wings.
1165
One kid got transformed into a cat that can't even afford a changing back.
1166
This young man's name is Jamar.
1167
Normally, you're not allowed to touch the students like this when they're in human form.
1168
But, uh, when they're capped, we just have at it.
1169
Sports!
1170
Everybody loves sports.
1171
It's true.
1172
Not everybody.
1173
The hallways are a bluster with the conversation of our quidditches.
1174
Half the team is back here riding mops.
1175
We got two little ns on Swiffer.
1176
Lester!
1177
When all is said and done, the average Clortho student said,
1178
This mother, sometimes the kids think it's cute to turn themselves into a rat.
1179
Sneak into my office, play a little joke on me.
1180
Who is that?
1181
Tyrone, is that, is that?
1182
No, that's an actual rat.
1183
There he is.
1184
Hey, what's up?
1185
What's up, man?
1186
Hey, here's the deal.
1187
100 % grass -fed Japanese Kobe beef.
1188
Thirty -five dollars a pound.
1189
That's what I'm talking about.
1190
All right, let's grill these little homies up Right, all right.
1191
Oh, man, is that ground chuck, man?
1192
No offense, I ain't trying to park my Bentley next to your Toyota, you know what I'm saying?
1193
Come on, man.
1194
Oh, you're just putting them right next to the frozen pan.
1195
Yeah, all right.
1196
Hey, relax, man.
1197
I'm gonna cook them good.
1198
Okay.
1199
All right, so how's Theresa doing?
1200
She's good.
1201
She's good.
1202
She's sad she couldn't be here.
1203
You know, she's got a closing today.
1204
You want to flash cook those because they real lean, you know, They're grass -fed, so you just want to probably flip them right, right now.
1205
Hey, who wants cheese on their burger?
1206
Nobody!
1207
Nobody.
1208
Nobody wants cheese!
1209
Anybody want a double burger?
1210
No, nobody wants a double burger.
1211
We're not going to double.
1212
That's like putting a diamond ring on a pig.
1213
I'm sorry, but the grass that these cows ate cost more than this house.
1214
All right.
1215
No double burgers.
1216
Hey.
1217
What the hell?
1218
You may as well just poop on that.
1219
What?
1220
You just ketchup -raped my Kobe burger.
1221
This was a mistake.
1222
This...
1223
No.
1224
No. no no no no no no no no see this
1225
meat came all the way over here from the pacific ocean
1226
by boat because the air pressure wouldn't ruin its integrity okay give me that You are not worthy.
1227
Give me that, brother.
1228
All right.
1229
This is ridiculous.
1230
It's $126 worth of beef.
1231
Y 'all not worthy.
1232
Did he take my dog?
1233
Hey, all I know is it's good having another brother move into the neighborhood.
1234
Hey, man, it's good to have you over.
1235
And I think that you will dig this.
1236
All right.
1237
Hey.
1238
Hey!
1239
Huh?
1240
Nice guitar collection.
1241
Oh, thanks, man.
1242
Hey, you want to hear something?
1243
Yeah, sure.
1244
All right.
1245
All right.
1246
Let's get this twist.
1247
Hold on, let's twist.
1248
Well, I'm just a good old American boy with a heart that's red, white, and true.
1249
Dreaming of the girl with the red hair and freckles and her eyes like the skies of blue.
1250
Country music.
1251
Yeah, I grew up in Texas, you know, so.
1252
Keep her safe from the homies in the wrong side of town Where they're smoking the reefer
1253
and acting like clowns Keep that pretty white dress from getting dirty and brown Cause that's the American way Woohoo!
1254
Oh, pretty racist song Racist against who?
1255
Black people Black people?
1256
But I'm black!
1257
Well, keeping the red -headed girl away from the homies on the wrong side of town?
1258
Homies?
1259
Come on, brother.
1260
There's all kinds of homies.
1261
White homies, Asian homies.
1262
No, homies are black.
1263
No, I think you're making them black, man.
1264
I think that's your stuff.
1265
You hear the twang, and then you assume that it's racist.
1266
But that's just what country music is like.
1267
Look, you're gonna like this one.
1268
You'll like this one.
1269
Alright.
1270
some folks wear their hats way off to the side with their pants down low
1271
and a gun tucked inside take their beer by the 40
1272
and their chicken deep fried i think we all know who we're talking about
1273
the only dark i like is
1274
when i turn off the lights the only hood i love is pointy
1275
and white and trust you
1276
if i can't see your face at night i think we all know who we're talking about Wait, wait, hey.
1277
Stop that.
1278
That's racist.
1279
What's what?
1280
What is racist about it?
1281
The only hood I love is pointy and white.
1282
Yeah, man.
1283
Let's talk about the Klan, man.
1284
The Ku Klux Klan?
1285
Are you outside of your mind?
1286
That's traditional country music imagery, man.
1287
Like a pickup truck or sleeping under the stars or your dog got killed or your wife left you.
1288
Same thing.
1289
I would have been fine with any of those things.
1290
What is the difference between those things and what is in the song?
1291
No, they're not racial!
1292
Hey, you know what, can I just say something, man?
1293
I'm just gonna be frank.
1294
You're getting a little, like, Al Sharpton, like, Farrakhan on me right now, man.
1295
Oh my God, are you serious?
1296
No, dude, dude, please, hey, give me, you know what, can I do one more?
1297
Let me just do one more, dawg.
1298
I absolutely promise you that this song is not racist, and it's impossible for you to misinterpret it as such.
1299
Okay, it seems like you're about to sing the most racist song so far.
1300
I'm not.
1301
Hide it, hide it, hide it, leave.
1302
Get me a rope and find me a tree.
1303
OK.
1304
I'm out.
1305
Come on, man.
1306
Hey.
1307
Shit.
1308
Over here trying to sing about a tire swing.
1309
You can write off an entire genre of music.
1310
The banjos are strummin' and the drums are a -bangin'.
1311
Let's get the boys together and have ourselves a -hanging.
1312
Oh, damn.
1313
Now I see it.
1314
Now I see it.
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Từ vựng và ghi chú luyện nói cho bài học này
Video này có 1308 câu và 8604 từ để luyện shadowing. Phần lời nói dài 59:13. Người nói giữ tốc độ đều, khoảng 145 từ mỗi phút, vừa sức để nói đuổi theo. 83% số từ nằm trong 3.000 từ tiếng Anh thông dụng nhất; phần còn lại nên xem trước khi luyện.
Từ vựng quan trọng trong video
15 từ đáng học trong video, kèm phiên âm và nghĩa:
| Từ | Phiên âm | Nghĩa |
|---|---|---|
| falcon danh từ | /ˈfælkən/ | cắt |
| racist danh từ | /ˈɹeɪ.sɪst/ | người phân biệt chủng tộc |
| zombie danh từ | /ˈzɑmbi/ | zom-bi, zom-by |
| arrow danh từ | /ˈæɹəʊ/ | mũi tên, tên |
| armor danh từ | /ˈɑːɹ.mɚ/ | áo giáp, giáp |
| terrorist danh từ | /ˈtɛɹəɹɪst/ | người khủng bố, tên khủng bố |
| grass danh từ | /ɡɹɑːs/ | cỏ |
| honey danh từ | /ˈhʌni/ | mật ong |
| departure danh từ | /dɪˈpɑː(ɹ)tjə(ɹ)/ | sự rời khỏi, sự ra đi |
| grill danh từ | /ɡɹɪl/ | lưới |
| prayer danh từ | /pɹɛɚ/ | kinh cầu nguyện, kinh nguyện |
| dust danh từ | /dʌst/ | bụi |
| minority danh từ | /maɪˈnɒɹ.ɪ.ti/ | thiểu số, số ít |
| shell danh từ | /ʃɛl/ | vỏ |
| purple danh từ | /ˈpɝ.pl̩/ | tía |
Cụm động từ bạn sẽ nghe
| Từ | Phiên âm | Nghĩa |
|---|---|---|
| come back động từ | trở lại, trở về | |
| shut up | /ʃʌt ʌp/ | câm, câm mồm |
| stand up động từ | đứng dậy | |
| break down động từ | hỏng, hỏng hóc | |
| check out động từ | tính tiền, trả phòng | |
| go out động từ | ra, chết | |
| pick up động từ | nhặt, lượm | |
| take back động từ | lấy lại |
Phát âm cần chú ý
Người nói dùng 356 dạng rút gọn, ví dụ I'm, don't, you're. Hãy nói theo dạng ngắn đúng như bạn nghe.
- Âm “th”: worthy /ˈwɝ.ði/, gather /ˈɡæðɚ/, thirty /ˈθɝti/, grandmother /ˈɡɹæn(d)ˌmʌðɚ/, ninth /naɪnθ/
- Âm “sh” và “zh”: gosh /ɡɑːʃ/, shell /ʃɛl/, racial /ˈɹeɪʃəl/, shotgun /ˈʃɑtɡʌn/, flash /flæʃ/
- Từ dài — đặt trọng âm cho đúng: minority /maɪˈnɒɹ.ɪ.ti/, psychology /saɪˈkɑ.lə.d͡ʒi/, ridiculous /ɹɪˈdɪk.jə.ləs/, congratulations /kənˌɡɹæt͡ʃəˈleɪʃ(ə)nz/, contribution /ˌkɑntɹɪˈbjuʃən/
Cách luyện với video này
- Nghe hết video một lần, chưa cần nói, và ghi lại những từ bạn chưa biết.
- Nói đuổi từng câu ở tốc độ bình thường, lặp lại mỗi câu đến khi nhịp của bạn khớp với người nói.
- Ghi âm giọng mình rồi so với bản gốc, chú ý các từ như falcon, racist, zombie.
Ngữ pháp trong video
Những cấu trúc người nói dùng nhiều nhất, kèm đúng cụm từ trong video:
| Cấu trúc | Trong video |
|---|---|
| Thì hiện tại hoàn thành tiếp diễn have/has been + -ing — việc bắt đầu từ trước và vẫn đang tiếp tục | I've been standing · we've been standing · I've been saying |
| Thì hiện tại hoàn thành have/has + quá khứ phân từ — việc đã xảy ra nhưng còn liên quan đến hiện tại | have killed · has gone · it's been pressed |
| Câu bị động be + quá khứ phân từ — nhấn vào việc xảy ra, không phải người làm | being murdered · was designed · been pressed |
Phương Pháp Shadowing Là Gì?
Shadowing là kỹ thuật học ngôn ngữ có cơ sở khoa học, ban đầu được phát triển cho chương trình đào tạo phiên dịch viên chuyên nghiệp và được phổ biến rộng rãi bởi nhà đa ngôn ngữ học Dr. Alexander Arguelles. Nguyên lý cốt lõi đơn giản nhưng cực kỳ hiệu quả: bạn nghe tiếng Anh của người bản xứ và lặp lại to ngay lập tức — như một "cái bóng" (shadow) đuổi theo người nói với độ trễ chỉ 1–2 giây. Khác với luyện ngữ pháp hay học từ vựng bị động, Shadowing buộc não bộ và cơ miệng phải đồng thời xử lý và tái tạo ngôn ngữ thực tế. Các nghiên cứu khoa học xác nhận phương pháp này cải thiện đáng kể phát âm, ngữ điệu, nhịp điệu, nối âm, kỹ năng nghe và độ lưu loát khi nói — đặc biệt hiệu quả cho người luyện IELTS Speaking và muốn giao tiếp tiếng Anh tự nhiên như người bản ngữ.