Pratique du Shadowing: North Korean Boyfriend | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy - Apprendre l'anglais à l'oral avec la vidéo
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I have a long distance relationship.
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Oh, you have a long distance relationship?
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Where is he?
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In North Korea.
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North Korea?
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She has a long distance relationship with someone from North Korea.
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Honey, from North Korea?
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He's not real.
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Even people in North Korea don't belong to North Korea.
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You fell for an internet scam, my love.
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Oh my God.
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Your English is not so good, but how about your geography?
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He's in South Korea now.
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What kind of relationship this is?
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You don't even know he's from North Korea or South Korea.
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Yes, and he will come back.
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Okay, he's working there for two years, and he will never come back.
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You want a hug?
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But you're in a relationship with a North Korean and I like to stay alive.
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Very good, very good.
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What's your name?
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Kelly.
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Kelly.
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Kelly.
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You say it like, You stress me?
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I stress you?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I stress you.
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I stress you.
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You're dating somebody from North Korea.
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That's not stressful.
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I stress you.
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Nobody was supposed to come with you.
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What's his name?
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Michael?
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Call him Michael.
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Call him.
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Give it to me.
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Michael.
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Malaka, why did you leave?
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And you thought you'd find her by two tickets, and you fucked up the road.
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There's an empty seat right in the front row.
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You hung up the phone this Malaka.
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Michael, why are you hanging up the phone on me?
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Why I have to go are you home by yourself?
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Not exactly Is it a girl?
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Yes, why did you pause?
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If you're gay, this is the best time to tell you that
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Michael Michael take your girlfriend take your girlfriend come back and if you don't come you're gay
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And tell that girl she's a lucky girl to be with you.
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Much love man, much love.
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Take care my brother.
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Aw, nice guy.
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Cheers.
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Where are my South Asians?
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South Asians, where you at?
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Okay, one second.
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Wait a minute, no Indians here tonight?
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Indians?
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The Greek didn't let the Indians and the Pakistanis in, huh?
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You snuck into like, we are Italian.
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You sure, you sure you're Italian?
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Yes, I'm very, very Italian.
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I eat spaghetti every day.
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I swear to God, spaghetti, chicken masala, pasta, chicken masala.
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Let me have a spoon.
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Oh, why so spicy?
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I don't, know.
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I like a hot sauce.
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In Italy, we put a hot sauce everywhere there.
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Max.
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Yeah?
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Oh, you're Indian?
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I am.
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Finally, you came out of the closet?
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Why didn't you say it sooner?
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What's your name?
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It's a Greek name.
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It's a Greek name?
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But what happens to your Indian name?
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I was born here.
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You were born here?
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Indian?
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What's your name now?
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Vanai.
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Vanai?
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How did that happen, my love?
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You were born and your father goes, very beautiful, let's name her Vanai.
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She will grow up like a Greek goddess if we name her Vanai.
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If we give her a harikara marikara marikara name, she will not survive in the beautiful schools of Greece.
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Come on.
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It's just Vanai?
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No, no, no, I have an Indian name.
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Oh, you have an Indian name.
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Don't fucking say it.
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Is that your boyfriend next to you?
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He's my friend.
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He's your friend and he's not trying to fuck.
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No?
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Sweetheart, why are you so naive?
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You think he will buy a VIP ticket to just come sit next to you and go, ha ha ha ha ha ha?
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He wants some spicy punani.
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Holy shit.
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I'm here to tell the truth!
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Is he Greek?
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He's trying to f* everything.
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He f*s his pillow.
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You know a Greek man?
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Oppa, oppa, oppa.
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But your friend doesn't know your real name.
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Are you comfortable to share your Indian name?
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You're okay with that?
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Okay, say it.
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Okay, keep banai.
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No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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Kajal.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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So, when you guys are f*ing in the bedroom, and he'll say, say your name, say your name.
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Which one are you gonna say?
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Vinay, no the other one, the other one.
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Hurry up, I'm coming, tell the other one.
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Kajal, oh my God, Kajal.
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In the back they brought me a bouquet of flower and a card.
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And who was the flower from?
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Oh, nobody?
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Oh, you brought the card too?
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Bring it here, bring it here.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is...
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Is it yours?
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Where are you?
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Are you having a baby?
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Oh, sweetie pie.
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Thank you for this.
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I said, who brought me flour?
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You said nothing.
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She wrote me a card.
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And they brought it to me upstairs, and I thought this is so sweet.
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I read it really quick.
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Dear Max, life is a journey.
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Thank you for keeping me company, and most of all, for making me laugh.
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You have a magic way to touch people's body. from a far away.
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I'm sitting in the back, and I'm pregnant.
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I'll be giving birth.
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I would like to name my baby Max.
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Would you be my daddy?
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À propos de cette leçon
Vous vous entraînez en anglais avec "North Korean Boyfriend | Max Amini | Stand-up Comedy" en utilisant la technique du Shadowing.
Qu'est-ce que la technique du Shadowing ?
Le Shadowing est une technique d'apprentissage des langues fondée sur la science, développée à l'origine pour la formation des interprètes professionnels. Le principe est simple mais puissant : vous écoutez de l'anglais natif et le répétez immédiatement à voix haute — comme une ombre suivant le locuteur avec un décalage de 1 à 2 secondes. Les recherches montrent une amélioration significative de la précision de la prononciation, de l'intonation, du rythme, des liaisons, de la compréhension orale et de la fluidité.