Практика Shadowing: Kalogeras Sisters SAVE NOAH FROM A CAR CRASH! - Изучайте разговорный английский по видео

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whoever ran my man off the road deserves nothing why does
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this always happen to us we got ran off the road ran off the road let's go pick a hat
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honestly me going to retrieve my man after being run off
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the road is not the best idea um i'm probably gonna
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end up in the same day yeah ellie ran us off
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the road a couple days ago now noah's off the road he's calling us hold on let me call noah
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and we were supposed to watch marty supreme mia get me lip liner oh noah
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and noah called me four times i was like something must
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be wrong i called him back called me oh what the
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and i ate my yoga bowl before the movie now are you okay
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oh yeah i'm okay what happened can you explain to me
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what happened there was two cars driving near me on the
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oncoming traffic the car behind the other car drifted into my lane wait
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so it would have been like either he hit you he
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was in my lane he was drifting into my lane oh he was oncoming
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so you would have head -on hit you yeah i've had
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four people come to the side try to help me oh
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that's really nice okay we're gonna be the fifth let's go
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okay let's eat her whole yogurt bowl before the movie started
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i brought her whole thermostat full of ice cream to the
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movie okay i should not be the one um driving i
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drive get in come at noah's seeing me pull up gets hit runs his ran off car off the road
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no bro okay i gotta bite though i gotta bite though
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the water bottle let's go kelly stop eating it noah's stuck bro literally stuck in a ditch in a snowbank
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and you're just eating your yogurt what a dickhead for running
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them off the road i think you hit my mat okay i have to take a
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and we haven't even left actually wait no wait stop the car no ellie you're gonna hit the car
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wait guys let's try faster no one's gonna be waiting for us stop eating your joker noah's in I told Kayla, I'm like, Noah called me four times.
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She's like, yeah, he called me too.
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I was like, bro, you didn't answer.
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That's so sad.
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Did he call you, Mia?
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Wait, what the fuck?
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Why didn't he call me?
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Wait.
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He doesn't love you.
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No, no, no, that's actually fucked up.
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Kayla, stay in your lane.
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Wait, guys, what if that's the guy who ran over off the road because he hit in red?
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Yeah, okay, turn back.
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I cannot believe he got ran off.
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Kayla, I'm glad that Ellie's voice ran from me and he's going to cry.
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He didn't get ran.
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Kayla, turn your high beams on.
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Turn your high beams on.
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How do I turn on the high beams?
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Oh my god.
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You don't know?
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There is Noah and I can't see him.
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Call Noah.
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I can't see because my high beams are not.
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So I won't be able to see him.
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I don't even feel like we've been to his head.
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Oh my god.
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And we ran over.
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Wait, no. This isn't funny, guys.
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This isn't funny.
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How do I turn on my high beams?
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Yeah, maybe the reason you can't see is because you have black outside glasses on.
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Oh yeah, try taking those off.
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Oh my god.
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I swore.
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I like that.
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That's bad.
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That's bad.
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That's bad.
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Where is he?
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He said he was right out of our thing.
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What if we passed him?
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Oh my god, I'm looking on that side, but you would be on that side.
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Oh my god.
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Why isn't he answering the phone?
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Okay, that's actually sketch.
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That's actually sketch.
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Call him again.
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Call him again.
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Kayla, your yogurt pool fell.
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Kayla, okay, watch this car.
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Go down, Kayla.
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Actually, guys, I'm getting a little worried, I promise.
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Yeah, worried.
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Did he run the...
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But, like, if Noah wasn't...
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Like, if I didn't trust Noah, I would think he was setting us up.
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I don't think he would lie to us about this.
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Imagine pranking the Caligaris video.
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That'd be so clutch of him.
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That'd be so clutch.
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Get another...
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That's the whole film.
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Get another video out.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, This is two, five, man.
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I am going to pull that one.
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Oh, my God, my shoe fell off.
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Did you pull that one?
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Oh, my shoe fell off.
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Noah, that's so scary.
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Dude, everyone is laughing.
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Huh?
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You think we can pull you guys out?
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Can you talk?
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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Thank you so much.
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All right, y 'all, we're going to get pulled out.
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You can do this in our video if you can.
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Thank you so much.
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Uh, somebody wrote him off the road.
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Yeah.
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We were doing donuts when we were done.
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This is actually so f*ed up.
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Why do you look so cool?
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Why do you look so cool, Noah?
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Okay, Noah, interview.
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I would have died.
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He was in my lane.
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Promise you would have died.
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Promise.
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In my lane.
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Can I interview you guys?
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We have two heroes here.
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Two f*ing heroes.
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No, no, no. Don't speak this with me.
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What is your name, hero number one?
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My name's Steph.
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Steph.
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What is your name, hero number two?
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Keevan.
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Okay.
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God bless your souls, guys.
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Yeah, we'll try our best.
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You've been stuck here for like hours, bro.
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He didn't have a jacket.
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No. I know you just got in a crash,
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but you still are We gotta get out of the way!
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This is actually crazy!
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Look how much snow there is!
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Mia, don't go on the road!
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I'm gonna go on the road!
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Thank you!
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Everybody still knows!
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Yo!
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Yo, bless!
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Actually, let us know if we can help!
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It's like, guys, we called an angel!
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Two angels came to save us!
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Your man just gone in a crash, bro! Should I?
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Just in case we crash again Okay, I'm gonna start taking a tally of which cars stop to help us and which cars don't Technically doesn't stop, I'm gonna flip them off No, don't, don't, don't Nah, nah,
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so rude So rude That's fucked up, guys, dox them Guys, is there anything we could do to help?
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Alright, sounds good No, Ellie, they're slowing down, they're slowing down Don't flip them off yet Yeah, you could flip them off And I'm injured?
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Yeah, yeah Let's see if these people stop If these people don't stop, that's so f*ed up If they don't stop,
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that's so fed up That's so f*ed up Bro, can you get up?
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That's so f*ed up No, no, no, no, wait I promise if this one doesn't stop Nah, nah, nah What's going on, guys?
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Where's the decency of f*ing Canada, bro?
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guys i'm really i'm freezing wait noah is your car still heated
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or no maybe we'll just wait in the car should we
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just say yes for more help oh we got another car hey
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is it longer how long is it oh my god we
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got more people helping bro this is crazy this is crazy and they're all young they're all bachelors guys
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guys this is our old schoolmate do you want to be
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in our video guys this is evan to go to school with him he got the
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i have a feeling people are stopping
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because they know it's us now i'm just playing can you
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imagine they're like i actually would rather be featured i was gonna say
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if i would have know Noah's gonna do this I would
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have put some makeup on bro okay we got another stopper
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no they're not stopping can you hold the camera two seconds my hands are so cold
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something underneath to like wrap it around so
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because you just hope like the tires it's gonna rip oh yeah yeah I already knew
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that I was gonna say it would have ripped off
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when I said like let me know what's going on I
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was more referring to like what do you need to pick up like I knew like
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that it would rip the tires i didn't know tires can rip bro let's wrap it around the headlight
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and pull it from there did we bring a shovel should
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we go grab one the one thing i told you guys
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was to bring a shovel we can we can flake some
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people down look you have a you have a toe
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so in your trunk underneath should we go get a shovel
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should we start flaking people down yeah why didn't i bring
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a jacket let's just flake like some really big truck okay
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my hands are colder hey i'm kind i'm kind of nervous
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to flag him down i can't believe this mother did this to noah
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and then kept driving oh my god i almost grabbed the lip liner
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and look at the car coming now you almost died imagine
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now we're trying to save noah's car annalee's life at the same time wow
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that guy's literally a tow truck
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and he didn't stop that's done i hope a fan sees this
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and they're one of the people who drove by
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and then they realized they missed the opportunity to be in a video
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because they're selfish just kidding i wouldn't stop i'd be too scared
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that i would get traffic to something you should probably get
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a mid uh interview oh they're going guys guys how's it going okay he said great
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so that's good doesn't look great doesn't look great guys
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if i had buzz i would give you them but i don't
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so sorry guys are you guys cold hey thank you man we're okay we got a video to film
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but thanks wait that's
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so smart next time i'm like looking for a man i'm
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just gonna crash my car look at all of them frolicking
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guys they're like bonding over this shit should i start giving
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out my number hey i almost got hit is this guy gonna stop
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or is he just playing games like you're gonna holler at your boy
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or what you know when your waiter pulls up to you with your food
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and they're like
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and gives it to the other table that's the shit they're
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putting right now like they're slowing down for the stop time
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slow down for us bro oh someone's stopping someone's stopping no they're not stopping did they see the camera
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and they're like yeah they're probably like wow they're fine
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if they could
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if they could shoot a youtube video they should be okay
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no thank god bro do i no like should i take my hair down
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sorry noah bro sorry ellie look both ways ellie look both
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ways did you just put on lip liner entertainment yeah they keep slowing down
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and then there's a car accident like yeah they all want to see the crash
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but nobody wants to help yeah someone got into an accident my man
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I can't believe your man got an accent and all you're doing is I'm sitting here and entertaining the camera.
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Go entertain your man, bro.
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How's the progress, boys?
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Look how many men, guys.
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Look at all of them just bonding over this.
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I don't think we're going anywhere, if I'm being honest.
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I'm not seeing any progress.
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All I see is Noah's underwear.
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Bro, pull up your pants, bro.
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Allie, what are you gonna do, bro?
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You got the top, Anita.
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The top, Anita, took up to the motor.
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I'm not, I'm not, you did it.
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My God.
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That's crazy.
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How many of you are?
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Hey, how many of you are?
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No, no, no, actually, my fucking pussy's crazy.
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They just asked for a flathead screwdriver.
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Okay, I'm going to pick up a flathead screwdriver, gloves, a jacket, and a yoga bowl.
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And a yoga bowl.
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Let's go.
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Right in me or a car?
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Okay, no, we'll be right back.
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All of you guys will be right back.
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Is there anything else you guys need?
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Do you guys want gloves?
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Probably?
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We should be good.
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We got some gloves already.
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Oh, okay.
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Why?
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You didn't offer us this?
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We don't have that.
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No, I'm just playing.
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Car, car, car, car.
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Mia, dumbass.
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Yeah, you think I see the fucking car?
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Taylor.
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Imagine.
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Let's go.
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Yes, we get to help.
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Okay, guys.
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So, basically, they just asked for a flathead screwdriver.
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I have no clue what the they need a flathead screwdriver
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you think that's my word right now my worry is my
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ice cream spilling my worry is noah being safe my worry
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is these men being yeah like now you're stopping yeah okay grab the thing
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so i can eat my ice cream it's gonna melt it probably
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wait maybe we should call dad to get it turn the heat up in this How do I turn off headlight?
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No!
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I mean, turn on.
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Oh, God.
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Let's just focus on getting home first.
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Why does this shit always happen when I look my most shot, bro?
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Bro, when Evan walked out.
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That was crazy.
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He doesn't even live around here.
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He doesn't even go here.
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Guys, Evan, we went to my early kindergarten, mid -school, high school.
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I haven't seen him for probably 10 years.
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And then, bro, he pops out like a girl i was the one
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that recognized him if this turns
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and runs off imagine we have to call noah hey could
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you bring those guys over here we don't ran off the road i can't believe how many men
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or age stopped for us yeah like why aren't i would have thought it's
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because like we looked over we look
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so happy that's just out of brotherly like that's
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so nice okay drive faster bro pick up the speed like
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what are you are you wanting to drive fast no you think we're playing games here call
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that is there another time for marty's birthday yeah 9 .55
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i could change it okay let's focus on smarter things instead
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of changing our marty supreme time what did he say he
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need a flat head screwdriver we need a flat head screwdriver
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for what guy oh i don't know one of the guys
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that's helping us just said he needed it i don't know
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i didn't ask any questions they just said flat head screwdriver
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and we're like i oh oh i'm getting a call that's
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probably no he's calling he's calling no what's up can you
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bring a flat head screwdriver yes bro yes bro we're speeding to grab it we're speeding to grab it
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so if you don't hear back from us yeah yeah no no no no No, bro, time is fast and slow because you're cold.
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Oh, okay, okay, that makes sense.
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No, no, no, we're actually speeding.
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We're actually speeding.
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Do you need anything else?
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Do the guys need anything else?
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Do they need any food?
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Do they need, um, my number?
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Huh?
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Do they need any food?
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Do they need any food?
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Okay, okay, bye, hurry up.
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Bye.
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Okay, he dropped the ball, bro.
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He dropped the ball.
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No, it's cock full.
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Yeah, wow, Noah.
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Okay, right, right, right.
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Turn right.
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Wait, actually, can you get five?
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It's not like we haven't lived here for f*ing two years.
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Okay, I think I might have hypothermia.
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I probably do, so I'll have to change your boots.
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Oh, my God, I get to wear my new G -squared boots.
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Yes.
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Wait, Kayla, actually drive faster.
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Oh, who did that?
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Okay, Dad, we are there.
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Can you have it ready at the front?
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All these guys.
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Thank you so much.
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Also, can you bring my healed Timberlands?
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No, no. Okay, bye.
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This guy almost died today.
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Oh, you're mad.
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Actually, that would have been a really bad head on collision.
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Kayla, can you drive any f*ing slower?
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Kayla's driving like we're in a residence.
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I actually, like, I felt like Noah's mom today.
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I felt maternal instincts when I saw Noah standing there that was so sad
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it made me want to like actually how many canadians yeah
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hey you need help eh uh yeah we'll take some help
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let me just get a flathead screwdriver bro look at us bro look at us I'm wondering where the f*
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get your f*
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she's doing her makeup you're doing your f* ass makeup
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what's up Mia don't act like you're in a rush I saw you putting on makeup Romy what happened?
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Oh my god.
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Let's go.
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What do you have for them?
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I got nervous and got them chips.
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Last time you drove, you got into a car accident.
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Let's go.
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Bye, dad.
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Love you.
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Send prayers, dad.
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Dad, send prayers.
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It's just a lot.
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Oh my god, Ellie.
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What the f*?
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I was about to say, wish us luck.
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She can't drive and she f*ing...
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Mia, f* your ice cream, bro.
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No, no. Right here.
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Right here.
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Speed.
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Speed.
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Oh, my God.
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That's...
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Did you just get whiplash?
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Oh, no, no, no. I smashed my head on this.
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I smashed it hard.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You're sitting on my sunglasses.
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My brand new ones.
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We're on that chair.
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Who gives a s*?
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No, no, no. I promise I do.
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Did you not look before you sat your f*ing ass down?
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I have my theater snack.
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No, don't give this away.
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Don't give this away.
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No, no, no. Chocolate?
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No, no, no, no. Dubai chocolate?
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No, no, no. Don't give that away.
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Don't give it away.
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Mia, keep.
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No, man.
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Oh, Mia, we still got a movie to catch.
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Akira, you sat somewhere.
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Okay, please just give it away.
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Um, now I sound like a bitch.
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Oh my god.
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What?
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I lost my retainer.
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I promise.
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We got it.
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I almost died.
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Oh my god.
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This is such deep snow.
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I'm fing shoes for this.
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Oh my god.
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This is what we got, you guys.
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We got you.
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we got some shit i need a screwdriver we got some gato in there oh shit hello okay thank you
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so much yeah thank you so much thank you thank you so much
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guys my dad i was like i'm gonna bring a knife
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and he's like don't bring a knife
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and i brought the knife too what do we get you guys are
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so serious your idea here the dubai i need the other
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screwdriver this is not a firehouse promise promise this is not a firehouse there's two screwdrivers oh thank god
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and a bag of chips oh my god no you have
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something stuck behind your ear is there another one where are
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you getting this from bro it's your favorite you better enjoy
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it it was for the movie look at my sound i
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didn't even have enough time to take the tag off my shoe oh you're
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so sweet she's wearing your d -squared shoes have Have you ever seen somebody helping somebody in an accident look this fashionable?
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Wow, Mia.
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You are really rocking the fit, bruh.
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I lost my glasses and my retainer in this process.
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Like, what is our mindset right now?
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What's going through our heads, guys?
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Our heads.
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What are we thinking?
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I know what I'm thinking, but I'd like to hear what you guys are thinking, too.
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Yeah, we know what we're thinking.
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We just want to know what y 'all are thinking.
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The copinator is attached to the doffinator.
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The motor.
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Motor's not pushing them.
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Yes!
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What about Noah's ass?
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Are we gonna be concerned about that bro who cares what's on his ass he almost died today No, I can't believe you almost died, bro.
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Let's solve everybody the tracks guys.
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Look at this track.
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Look at this trackage Look, i'm still walking in it.
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This is all where noah was driving off.
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Imagine how scared he was in that moment Everybody drop w noah in the chat for a living.
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What?
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What the is a hitch noah?
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Okay, at least we're being helpful Oh, here here.
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Oh, I got gloves I got you.
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I got you.
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What the fuck does this shit work?
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You know how?
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You just rake it open.
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You start just rubbing it.
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You just spit in my fucking face.
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Tutorial how to do it.
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So you take it.
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And you just rub it out.
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Wait, don't get my bottom half.
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You make sure to really get it good.
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Wait, wait.
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This is how you shake it without it looking like you're jacking it.
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There's a rotting mango in your back.
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A rotting mango?
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What?
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Wait, I'll put a rotting mango in your back.
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A mango?
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Ew.
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Get that out of our fucking thing.
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Oh my god.
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Your hands are shaking.
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No, they're not.
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Yeah, they are.
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Okay, Noah's going to get frostbite again.
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Why did he put it back in there?
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Do it out of our car, bro.
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I can't feel like you.
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Ellie, your man's hands are shaking.
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Noah, I'm coming.
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Wait, please don't cross the road without a look.
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He said don't cross the road without a look.
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I look both ways.
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Evan and I were in grade two together.
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I was just telling him that.
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That's some old D -shirt right there.
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Noah said we don't have a hitch either.
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We don't have a hitch?
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What the fuck are we going to do?
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I don't even know what a hitch is.
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I know what we could do.
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It's called walking AMA.
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I've hit a hitch for four.
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It made five hours.
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It's called already. On God.
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That's f*ed up.
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Whenever you guys are done, I have one glove for one of you.
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One glove for the other.
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No, I have gloves too.
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I'm good, I'm good.
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I'm good.
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Just think, you guys could be watching Marty's Supreme.
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I know.
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But instead, it's your own year.
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Peanut butter, unreal.
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You guys could get the fucking car out of the ditch fast enough.
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Just watching Timmy's Xiaomi just.
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Yeah, I know.
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Too much chocolate.
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Too much chocolate.
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Thank you.
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Those were supposed to be for me during Marty's Supreme.
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now that we're not watching it another time you're going yeah i think you guys are invited
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i'm all good thank you what do you have it's actually really good
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you're gonna have to go under for the axle go under anesthesia all right i can do
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that no don't do this i think he needs to stay
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away from the car let us know what you want us to like do
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so ama would like literally just come
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and do it for you just have to leave the keys in the car it's just gonna take five hours
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so we have time we'll be able to walk marty supreme
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by the time we get back it'll probably be picked up they could just text you
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when they get to the vehicle and just drive up here or we just get down and dirty and
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he's walking about i say the latter what are we talking about i was going straight 70 the guy
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what a dickhead that's right what a dickhead we need to
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find who did this to you oh my god Caligari sister video part 2 We find the man who
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And kill him To my best f*ing friend And kill him Wow Wait,
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wait, wait Guys, thank you so much for your help Is this guy going to help us?
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Oh no, he's driving real slow Thanks man, f* me Drive a little bit slower next time Can you guys review this experience?
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You know what, this was a good experience, you know Character building We tried, I wanted to try High five You guys did more You know what, do you guys want to come over?
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Thank you, Evan.
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Thank you, you too.
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Shout out to Evan because all these bitches didn't stop.
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Evan did.
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Bless up.
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Bless.
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You'll see it.
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Thank you, Evan.
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Thank you guys again.
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We have so much appreciation for you guys.
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Even though the car is still in the ditch, it means a lot.
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You guys really did nothing for it.
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No, no, no. They did a lot.
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I saw them on their knees freaking getting damn dirty, bro.
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The top and a day yeah, like I could have told you the top
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and a it was having trouble being hooked up to the
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carbonator We obviously knew it was just we were struggling to like if they would have said to meet you're like, how do I fix the car?
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I would have been like obviously hook the carbonator up to the Hinge.
536
Yeah, I put it.
537
I probably would have just said maybe call AMA.
538
I don't know.
539
Look at them.
540
Look how manly that is
541
You're getting a fucking shower.
542
Wow, that was...
543
Why'd you guys make me do that?
544
It's on Monday.
545
Caligari Sisters.
546
If y 'all didn't already know.
547
Guys, this is the way I take off my leg.
548
Instead of this is Don't Give No Man.
549
If you didn't know, you were on the Caligari Sisters shower.
550
Guys, before you leave, before you leave did noah just say text me
551
if you could make it to marty supreme bro why are we making new friends
552
and bye guys bye guys love you you okay noah bro imagine they hit ellie god bless those men
553
so sweet of them noah jason i got you super floss
554
oh you got your floss he crashed after getting your floss look at him
555
and his timmy bro look at noah you're cold look at his i thank you guys
556
so much for coming
557
and helping me i appreciate it bro it's our pleasure you
558
guys are in a really pissy mood yeah you looked really upset
559
but i i like like the guy was in my lane
560
and he fucking like you can see right oh yeah guys
561
let's get a pov noah what happened oh shit oh he was listening to the weekend
562
when you crashed was the music still playing yeah it was
563
were you like in a haze and you were like out of time you crash and then you're dead and then
564
what was going through your mind
565
when you were swerving bro oh i was like this guy's
566
about to kill me oh my god no i can't believe
567
that almost happened to you that makes me like
568
that gave me maternal instinct bro look at his car bro that's the fact
569
that we just went through two hours of those guys helping
570
us for this to be in the same ditch we're gonna
571
take them to rd supreme are they coming uh they said
572
they touched me on instagram all right i feel like we
573
made best friends for life i mean the dap up was really awkward
574
but at the end of the day like shout out to
575
them for helping me shout out to them i'm not sure
576
this guy won't do yeah bro all right let's go watch
577
marty supreme bro oh no no no don't make him drive
578
he's gotta have ptsd bro kayla you drive he was driving down this road you see this road
579
that was so so silly i was
580
so sad i was like do Do you want a glove or do you want a heating pad?
581
He's like, I'll take the heating pad.
582
And his hands were like this.
583
Now we have two hours, guys, to kill into the movie.
584
Bro, don't be using those languages around me.
585
Yeah, now we have two hours to kill.
586
Get called on Bat Cage.
587
You want to come back?
588
They're like, why?
589
To watch Marty's scream?
590
No, bro.
591
How the fuck were I taking a picture with his license?
592
Yeah, no, I made it right. Did you get whiplash?
593
No. Say you did it for the video.
594
And you know nice I was I gave away my last do by chocolate to
595
that guy oh That was actually very sweet of me
596
that I didn't want to I didn't think he would take you Yeah, they can't get him out because the toe is like the specific
597
So basically the lug nut and the head the lug nut yeah Incompatible to the nut of the hug.
598
You guys are so smart.
599
Basically, AMA is on their way.
600
Noah, what did you just say?
601
I said I was probably two seconds away from death.
602
Oh my god.
603
Noah, that makes me so sad.
604
Noah was two seconds from death, bro.
605
Fuck, Marty Supreme.
606
We would have been going to his funeral.
607
That would have been so dick.
608
That would have been so dick.
609
Yeah, it would have been dick if Noah died.
610
What the fuck's wrong with you?
611
Focus on the road.
612
You guys should make a thing that's like, Noah died.
613
Oh my god.
614
The title of the video?
615
Jesus.
616
The title of the video is going to be Noah gets in a life altering car accident.
617
Seconds away from life altering death.
618
Yeah, car accidents.
619
It just said life altering death.
620
Are you dumb?
621
Guys, it's currently 920 and - You have a full beat on.
622
I actually don't look clapped anymore.
623
They text us back, the guys that helped Noah with his car, and they are coming to Marty Supreme.
624
Marty Supreme, Marty Supreme.
625
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
626
I actually dropped you guys off and I'm going to coffee.
627
What?
628
This is what we learned today
629
if you crash your car you make friends you make friends
630
and don't follow that
631
but it happened to us okay goaded movie snack hold this entire bag of granola
632
if they confiscate my favorite granola from me bro shit's going
633
down why do i feel like every time something bad like
634
this happens to us something good happens like yeah noah crashed his car
635
but he's not dead and we made friends exactly
636
and we're gonna watch marty supreme together we're driving past the
637
uh the trauma a spot right now we need to be
638
more safe with driving i know we should get our car
639
confiscated bro we keep getting new cars i made a second yogurt bowl
640
and then i ate it before we went to the movies again
641
so i've had two yogurt bowls
642
and i have no snack for the movies you can share my granola
643
and then just get an allergic reaction i can't eat granola
644
fuck bitch look at noah's limp bro we're just gonna think it's
645
because he's dead too big i'm wearing my dad's shoes
646
because his all of his stuff got too soaked we invited them to a movie we're gonna be 30 minutes
647
It's a snack for the movie.
648
I found this detox shot after the fucking shit that I ate.
649
I literally ate three pints of ice cream waiting to go to Marty Supreme.
650
Why did we eat so much waiting?
651
I was in the car and Kayla dropped it and I had like a panic attack.
652
Noah was dying in his car and I was like, my fucking ice cream.
653
Who's going to ring it?
654
Me, man.
655
Marty Supreme, Marty Supreme.
656
Marty Supreme.
657
Someone text him and tell them that we're late.
658
We're on the vine.
659
I don't have their fucking number, bro.
660
All right, wait.
661
Say, hey, bro, on our way.
662
Just have to stop off and get some essentials.
663
It's so cold my nipple feels like a crystal like it feels like if I touch it he would break Okay, go get coffee.
664
We'll get them something like Timbits or some shit Okay, be on my way No,
665
I just text him on my way day Can I call him cut Right now we'll be ten like
666
because i get a large cappuccino please guys timbits and then i'll also get 20 timbits
667
give them donuts i'll get a 10 pack of donuts 10
668
pack two guys 10 donuts this sounds like a fucking portal
669
i'm about to detox my ass over you're shitting imagine i
670
shit my pants i'm already sprained this is our apology we never even thought about the possibility that they
671
when we miss like the first two minutes she can never
672
connect anything well ellie she's gonna fall asleep in five minutes anyway that's cute oh can you please shove
673
that up your ass so
674
that we can hide it guys my ass ain't this big guy
675
and where are our friends bruh it's time for the reunion wow
676
that was a crazy experience shout out to my tow truck
677
driver bro is the best of the best it is 4
678
a .m i have to be up at 9 a .m
679
in the morning to help ellie cook hey we got movement
680
we got movement this was what it was in oh my gosh look how thick
681
that snow is this nigga is a like double cheetah type shit and she out

Лексика и советы по произношению к этому уроку

Этот урок разговорной практики уровня B1 построен на видео «Kalogeras Sisters SAVE NOAH FROM A CAR CRASH!». В этом видео 681 предложений и 5635 слов для шедоуинга. Речь длится 29:00. Говорящий говорит быстро, около 194 слов в минуту, поэтому звуки часто сливаются и сокращаются. 83% слов входят в 3000 самых частых слов английского языка; остальные стоит разобрать перед занятием.

Ключевая лексика этого видео

Самые сложные слова из видео (15), с произношением и значением:

СловоПроизношениеЗначение
screwdriver существительное/ˈskɹuˌdɹaɪvɚ/отвёртка
glove существительное/ɡlʌv/перча́тка, рукави́ца
yogurt существительное/ˈjɒɡ.ət/йо́гурт, простоква́ша
beam существительное/ˈbiːm/ба́лка, брус
granola существительное/ɡɹəˈnoʊlə/грано́ла
mango существительное/ˈmæŋɡəʊ/ма́нго
snack существительное/snæk/заку́ска, переку́ска
ditch существительное/dɪt͡ʃ/кана́ва, транше́я
shout глагол/ʃaʊt/крича́ть, кри́кнуть
flake существительное/fleɪk/стру́жка, оско́лок
shovel существительное/ˈʃʌv.əl/лопа́та
rot глагол/ɹɑt/гнить, сгнить
liner существительное/ˈlaɪnɚ/ла́йнер
tire глагол/ˈtaɪ̯ɚ/устава́ть, уста́ть
alter глагол/ˈɔl.təɹ/изменя́ть, измени́ть

Фразовые глаголы, которые вы услышите

СловоЗначение
run off глаголубега́ть, убежа́ть
pick up глаголподбира́ть, подобра́ть
slow down глаголзамедля́ть, заме́длить
come back глаголвозвраща́ться, возврати́ться
come over глаголподскочить, подъехать
drive off глаголотва́живать, отва́дить
get up глаголподнима́ться, подня́ться
go down глаголспуска́ться, спусти́ться

Фразы, которые стоит повторять

Короткие законченные фразы из видео, которые пригодятся в повседневном разговоре:

  • Why didn't he call me?
  • You didn't offer us this?
  • What's going through our heads, guys?
  • We don't have a hitch?
  • Why'd you guys make me do that?

Грамматика в этом видео

Конструкции, которые говорящий использует чаще всего, с точными словами из видео:

КонструкцияВ видео
Условные предложения if + предложение, will/would + глагол — условие и его результатif I didn't trust Noah, I would think · if i had buzz i would give · if I touch it he would break
Пассивный залог be + причастие прошедшего времени — важно, что происходит, а не кто это делаетbeing run · were done · You've been stuck
Present Perfect have/has + причастие прошедшего времени — прошлое действие, важное сейчасhaven't even left · we've been · You've been stuck
Придаточные определительные who / which + предложение — уточнение о человеке или предметеguy who ran · people who drove

Произношение, на которое стоит обратить внимание

Говорящий использует 240 сокращённых и редуцированных форм, например I'm, don't, gonna. Произносите их коротко, так, как слышите.

  • Звуки «th»: underneath /ˌʌndɚˈniθ/, anesthesia /ˌæn.əsˈθi.ʒə/, brotherly /ˈbɹʌð.ɚ.li/, hypothermia /ˌhaɪpəʊˈθɜː(ɹ)mi.ə/, thermostat /ˈθɝməstæt/
  • Звуки «sh» и «zh»: shout /ʃaʊt/, shovel /ˈʃʌv.əl/, shoe /ˈʃu/, shake /ˈʃeɪk/, whiplash /ˈwɪpˌlæʃ/
  • Длинные слова — следите за ударением: anesthesia /ˌæn.əsˈθi.ʒə/, cappuccino /ˌkæpəˈt͡ʃinoʊ/, hypothermia /ˌhaɪpəʊˈθɜː(ɹ)mi.ə/, kindergarten /ˈkɪndəɹˌɡɑːɹt(ə)n/, apology /əˈpɑ.lə.d͡ʒi/

Звуки, трудные для русскоязычных:

  • /w/ — губы округлены, это не /v/: whiplash /ˈwɪpˌlæʃ/, swerve /swɝv/, waiter /ˈweɪ̯təː/, underwear /ˈʌndɚˌwɛɹ/, awkward /ˈɔk.wɚd/
  • /h/ — лёгкий выдох, а не русское «х»: flathead /ˈflætˌhɛd/, hitch /hɪt͡ʃ/, hypothermia /ˌhaɪpəʊˈθɜː(ɹ)mi.ə/, hollow /ˈhɑloʊ/, heal /ˈhiːl/
  • Звонкие согласные в конце слова — не оглушайте их: glove /ɡlʌv/, flathead /ˈflætˌhɛd/, rude /ɹuːd/, swerve /swɝv/, trackage /ˈtɹæk.ɪdʒ/

Как заниматься с этим видео

  1. Прослушайте всё видео один раз молча и выпишите незнакомые слова.
  2. Начните со скорости 0,75×, повторяйте предложение за предложением и вернитесь к обычной скорости, когда станет легко.
  3. Запишите себя и сравните с оригиналом, обращая внимание на такие слова, как screwdriver, glove, yogurt.

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Shadowing — это научно обоснованная техника изучения языка, изначально разработанная для подготовки профессиональных переводчиков и популяризированная полиглотом доктором Александром Аргуэльесом. Метод прост, но эффективен: вы слушаете аудио на английском от носителей языка и немедленно повторяете вслух — как тень, следующая за говорящим с задержкой в 1–2 секунды. В отличие от пассивного прослушивания или грамматических упражнений, Shadowing заставляет мозг и мышцы рта одновременно обрабатывать и воспроизводить реальные речевые паттерны. Исследования показывают, что это значительно улучшает точность произношения, интонацию, ритм, связную речь, понимание на слух и беглость речи — что делает его одним из самых эффективных методов для подготовки к IELTS Speaking и реального общения на английском.

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